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Author's Note: Hi everyone, I am here with a one-shot. This is an attempt at crack and comedy because COIE was not done well, and the Anti-Monitor shown was trash. This one-shot was inspired by One Punch Man Season 2 Episode 9: Saitama vs Bakuzan. I hope I can make some of you laugh with this. I hope you enjoy. Without further ado, let us begin.

The Unpredictable Storm in the Flesh

The Anti-Monitor, the wielder of the Ancient Anti-Life Equation, the scourge of the Multiverse, the Ant-God, and the bane of the God of Evil himself, stood towering over his enemies on Earth-38, the last hope of Bastion for humanity as the heroes mounted their final stand and lost as they lay defeated on the ground.

Superman, Supergirl, The Green Arrow, Black Canary, Black Lightning, The Flash all lay on the cold, unforgiving ground defeated, as humanity sobbed and screamed for their heroes to get up and save them. Batwoman was vaporized, her head on the ground. The heroes could do nothing as Lena Luthor ran out from the crowd and stood in front of Supergirl, determined to protect her friend.

"Lena…"

"I am sorry Kara…, I should have understood. I can't make up for what I did. I can do this however. I won't let my friend die alone. I will stay by your side until the end.

Lena Luthor stood in front of the Anti-Monitor as the Anti-Monitor laughed raising a hand, as Kara screamed for her friend to run. Lena closed her eyes and begged for someone, a hero, to save them.

And somehow, her prayers were answered.

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Meanwhile on the hell-planet known as Apokolips itself, Darkseid sat regal on his throne as his sycophants and servants stood about to see the carnage unfold on Earth. Darkseid was inwardly smiling. It served them right. That planet was weak and pathetic, with the weakest heroes he had ever seen. If the Anti-Monitor did not show up there, he would have wiped out that planet himself.

Desaad was at his side while his daughter Grail was watching the events with boredom. For some reason, she was here as well, but he had no idea why. He wisely chose to keep his mouth shut, who knew what his master and Grail had an interest in this planet for.

And then, Desaad realized why Grail showed up on the planet in the first place. She had found her prize!

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Lena and the heroes turned around and heard the ground split and quake as someone had landed. Lena turned around and wondered what had happened. She rubbed her eyes to comprehend what had appeared in front of her.

It was a man. A handsome blonde-haired man with blue eyes and whisker like birthmarks appeared. He was wearing a triangular hat complete with a red and white haori covering an orange and black jumpsuit. He was also wearing sandals as Lena noticed the ground quake in his presence.

The blonde-haired man looked at Supergirl as he helped her up, dusting of her suit a little.

"Are you okay, my love?"

Supergirl was wondering who this man was, who gave her such a warm smile and sweet grin, as he looked towards everyone and helped them up. He then nodded at Lena as he placed his hand on his heart and gave her a gentle smile.

"Hi, my elegant and refined beauty. I heard your call for help, and so I came."

Lena was just looking at him, wondering who the hell was, and when did she become his beauty? When did she ask for his help?

"Clark, you have done well. You all have I thank you for your efforts. I will help you now. You all deserve a great rest."

They were all left shaking their heads wondering who this man was and how he could help them. He just walked fearlessly towards the Anti-Monitor, not showing an ounce of fear. Clark was scratching his head wondering how this man knew him. He was also worried about his secret coming out.

Lena could not help but ask. "I don't remember asking for your help! Who are you?"

The blonde simply did a "Nice Guy" Pose.

"I… am a hero."

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The Anti-Monitor simply chortled and laughed hard.

"Hero? A hero, huh? You pathetic hero. Did you come here looking to make a name for yourself? Don't make me cry in happiness. You sincerely have no idea how weak and pathetic you are. You are…"

The Anti-Monitor suddenly screamed and walked backward, as the heroes' jaws dropped at seeing the Anti-Monitor feel fear. They had no idea what the fuck was going on.

The Anti-Monitor was sweating. "This is the fool whose planet resisted the Anti-Matter wave. What's he doing here?"

The blonde meanwhile was confused by his speech. "Um… have we met before?"

"SHUT UP!"

"Now that I Mobius have become the destroyer of worlds and wielder of the Anti-Life, I will avenge my humiliation! You will be treated to a full course of suffering and pain by the great Lord Mobius!"

"Anti-Monitor Fighting Art: Planet Ending Low Sweep!"

The Anti-Monitor launched a destructive kick that did not faze the blond as he looked at Supergirl's wounds. The jaws of the heroes and Lena's dropped as that was a kick that could end a planet, and the blonde felt nothing.

"Are you okay, Kara?" The blonde asked gently.

Supergirl's jaw dropped harder. He was talking to her as if they were discussing the weather and not fighting someone who was hell-bent on consuming everything.

The Anti-Monitor started giving a speeck as if he scored a great victory. "I commend you for withstanding that kick. However, you are now regretting tangling with me!"

""Anti-Monitor Fighting Art: Dignity Caving Kick!"

The blonde was hit in the face with so much power and he stood unfazed.

"What the fuck is going on?" Lena muttered to herself as even humanity had their jaws drop.

"DIGNITY CAVING PUNCH!"

Steam was coming off the blond, as the Anti-Monitor Laughed.

"Hahahaah! If you want to apologize fool for humiliating me, now's the time!"

The blonde stood with a quizzical expression on his face.

"Damn. He has lost his mind. How boring."

"I will finish you now. Die with these insects, crushed to bits. Universe Ending Hell Chop!"

"Um…, who are you again?"

The Anti-Monitor launched his hand, which made the heroes cringe only for the Anti-Monitor to stand in shock at what had happened. This mortal had withstood everything and looking at him confused.

The Blonde simply then moved at a speed not that possible and launched a golden fist into the Anti-Monitor's balls, as the Anti-Monitor screamed and cried tears of blood as he clutched what was left of his bits. With another punch, the blonde split the Anti-Monitor in half and then tossed his body in the air, as he unleashed a black orb of energy.

The Anti-Monitor exploded into the atmosphere as he was hit a country-ending blast as the heroes' jaws dropped again. The human beings in the area had their jaws drop as well.

"Who the fuck was that guy? Well, he's dead."

"Anyways, thanks for doing a good job. Keep up the great work."

Lena recovered as everyone else was silent.

"Um…, who are you?"

"I am Naruto, a hero. Thanks for calling out for a hero. I am glad I could help you, love. And I got here just in time. I couldn't let you and Kara die. After all, what kind of husband would I be if I let my women die?"

The jaws of the heroes' dropped again.

"WIVES!?"

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It seems Naruto was an all-around great guy. He and Clark were busy challenging each other to Ramen and flying around the world. He and Barry enjoyed racing each other, and he had fun talking to Oliver and Sara Queen.

As for Lena and Kara, he had a wonderful night. He spent the entire day making love to the both of them, and made sure they walked funny for a week. He also gave them something special to his heart.

"Keep these with you, and keep them close to your heart."

He gave them a deep kiss and promised to spend a little bit more time with them on Earth-38.

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Desaad's jaw dropped as he witnessed the Anti-Monitor die so effortlessly.

However, he saw something more horrible than that; Darkseid smiling with glee.

And then Grail cracked her knuckles and smiled. "Hello, husband."

Desaad was sweating and shitting himself. He wondered who this mortal was, and where he found the balls to be Darkseid's son-in-law and to be so brave to stick his dick in crazy.

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Naruto felt a chill up his spine. "Oh shit."

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Chapter End

Well, I hope you all enjoyed the one-shot. Please do read and review. I hope it makes you laugh.

I don't like Batwoman, so I vaporized her, cool?

COIE was trash and a mess. So much wasted potential.

See you all in a new update. Stay safe and much well wishes to you all.