A/N: I do not own anything

When Rachel and Nigel returned to the treehouse they saw Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 2 sitting on the hood of Numbuh 2's 2x4 racing car with a golden trophy between them

"I see the race went well" Numbuh 1 looked at them while leaving the roadstar

"Oh you know… they weren't a match for my driving skills" Numbuh 2 said just before he felt Numbuh 5 nudge him on the ribs "Ow! and of course Numbuh 5 shooting skills that kept us from exploding"

Numbuh 1 and Rachel left the Main hangar for the Living room, there Fanny and Patton were sitting on a couch, She had a bag of ice on her nose while Patton was resting his foot on a pillow with an ice bag on his shin, they were both smiling though

Nigel looked at the two in surprise. "I take it you didn't win the fight?"

"Well… it turned out a group of about 15 guys tried to mess with us in the cafeteria, we managed to beat all of them but we didn't expect it would be that many" Patton said

"Look at you two, was it worth it?" Rachel said

"Totally" They said together

Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 3 entered the room that moment, Kuki was brimming with happiness more than usual huggin Numbuh 4, Wally was just smiling as they both sat on the couch, he looked at Patton and Fanny "What the hell happened with you two?"

"Nothing that you need to worry about" Fanny said looking at the ceiling taking the ice bag out of her nose "how is it like?" she turned to Patton

"Huh, it's less swollen but you should probably keep it a little longer" Numbuh 60 said

"How was it with Numbuh 3 parents Numbuh 4?" Rachel asked

"Her mother saved the day and managed to keep her father and her sister away from me" Numbuh 4 "It was actually a great barbecue, her father is good doing this stuff"

"I have to thank my mother later for today" Kuki giggled a little embarrassed

"You guys don't need to watch KNN today you know that don't you? Fanny said looking at Rachel

"Not watching it would only make me more nervous, I at least want to know what people will be seeing and what they will make fun of" Rachel said "I'm going to change into more casual clothes, being on this dress in front of you guys makes me embarrassed" Rachel left the room

"Well we still have about one hour before it begins, i have to discuss some things with Numbuh 2" Nigel left the room as well

"Oh, by the way, Numbuh 3? Did you know Numbuhs 23 and 35 are dating?" Fanny looked at her friend

"Really?" she said smiling "They seemed close on yesterday's show, I'm happy for them"

"Can you believe they approached us to apologize for yesterday? Where did they get this idea that we would do something to them?" Fanny said sounding a bit oblivious

"You are joking, right?" Numbuh 4 said

A few minutes later Rachel returned with her usual clothes "Soo… much better, I was starting to like that dress but nothing beats comfort" she said before sitting next to Fanny on the couch

Numbuhs 1, 2 and 5 arrived shortly after that, they were carrying some kind of device Numbuh 1 asked everyone to put their thumbs at the device "Before the show starts put your thumbs on this screen all of you, Me, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5 already did it"

No one quite understood what he was doing but they decided to do it anyway since they trusted Numbuh 1

"What about you Numbuh 1? You don't need to watch this stuff if you don't want to" Patton said

"Even I am a bit curious to see what they did and what will be the audience's reaction, but you're right I hate this kind of show, that said it's not like I would try to hide it anyway" Numbuh 1 said while sitting on the couch with his girlfriend

"It may sound dumb but it's only because this is old news to you guys at this point, but for the rest of KND operatives this will be a huge shock, The son of Numbuh 0 and their supreme leader are dating, if I was in Numbuh 10's place I would do the same" Rachel said


Back in the Moonbase Numbuhs 23 and 35 were in the janitor's closet sitting on an old couch in front of a TV "Tell me again why we can't just go to my house or your house?" Numbuh 34 asked his girlfriend

"I don't want parents bothering us, plus the food in here is better" she picked a bowl of popcorn and handed it to him while on her other hand she had a handful of it

"So… who do you think is this super special couple? Could it be us?" Numbuh 35 said

"Maybe, but I think it's Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 2, did you see the way they looked at each other in the death race earlier today?" She said

"I was watching that too, It looked suspicious, his car was totally rigged!" he smiled enthusiastically at her

"I am going out with a idiot" she sighed


Back on earth the team was watching the KNN as the gossip panel approached

"Well, here we go" Rachel said

"And now we would like to welcome the leader of our sector and host for the gossip panel Numbuh 10!" the anchorman said before leaving the screen

the camera turned to Numbuh 10 sitting at a round table with three chairs covered by curtains a round of applause soon followed while Numbuh 10 waved at the cameras "We said yesterday that today would be the greatest gossip panel in history, well dear viewers plus studio audience, we didn't disappoint, before we announce today's couple why don't we reveal our guests for today?" the studio audience cheered as soon as a spotlight could be seen aiming at one of the curtains "One of our youngest operators, and to be honest one of the scariest ones but also a cute kind of scary, Numbuh 83"

The curtains lifted to reveal Sonya also known as Numbuh 83 sitting on a chair waving at the cameras "I was so happy I could be invited I decided to go to the amusement park with my friends, I already have an idea who the secret couple is to be honest but I will not spoil the surprise" she said as she gave a wink at the camera that Rachel could feel in her soul

"She was there doing research…" Rachel said

"Our next guest is a Sector leader, she actually didn't want to be here but we managed to get her attention by saying who it wasn't, a round of applause for Numbuh 78!" Said Numbuh 10 as the second curtain was lifted and there it was, Sector X leader Numbuh 78

"When they said my two best guesses weren't correct I will be honest with you my wish was to punch Numbuh 10 but now I want to see this to the end, this better be good" Numbuh 78 said as she crossed her arms

Oh, I promise you it will be good, and now for our final guest… he is a friend of yours Numbuh 78, also from Sector X, a round of applause for Sector X 2x4 officer Numbuh 42

The curtain Lifted and indeed there it was Numbuh 42 smiling and waving a bit awkwardly at the camera "Huhhhh.. Hi Numbuh 78, how funny to meet you here" he smiled a bit nervous

"How funny, I remember you saying you couldn't help in the Treehouse's repairs after Grandfather's attack because your family planned a trip" Numbuh 78 said looking angry at him

"Now be nice… we do not tolerate fights in our studio, you can leave this for later" Numbuh 10 giggled

"Now for the big reveal… this couple is a very specific one since I needed special authorization from one of them so their image could be shown here, most of Sector L lost their hair for this moment, Ladies and gentleman, Numbuh 1 Leader of Sector V and Numbuh 362 Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door" the camera transitioned to a photo of Numbuh 1 and Rachel kissing on his bed the night she confessed

The audience gasped and started talking at each other ignoring the silence written in the studio prompter

"WHAT?!" Numbuhs 42 and 78 fell down their chairs in surprise

Sonya was smiling looking at everyone's reaction "I knew it!" she giggled


Numbuhs 23 and 35 looked at each other in shock "That… that is Rachel!" Numbuh 35 stared at the television open-mouthed

"Wow… It really is a super special couple" Numbuh 23 also stared at it open-mouthed "Give me the root bear on the freezes to your left, this is gold"


After the audience managed to calm down a little Numbuh 78 sat back in her chair and was the first to speak "You got off today Numbuh 10… This I did not expect" Numbuh 78 was smiling at the screen showing the couple kissing

"The hero from the recent grandfather crisis and son of Numbuh zero is dating the supreme leader of the KND, I bet Numbuh 101 is in a state of pure fury now" Numbuh 42 said while laughing "But wow, I didn't expect that"

Sonya smiled at them both very excited to tell how she figured out "I received the invite for the show yesterday, I was too curious so I figured that if there was a special couple it could only be on Moonbase or in Sector V where important people met, I stood there watching the Treehouse while Lee and Tommy watched the Moonbase, then Numbuh 1's Roadstar left Sector V he was driving it but with someone I couldn't quite recognize from afar, I followed it to the amusement park and called them back to earth and there it was, Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 in the most pretty dress I have ever seen playing in the bumper cars holding hands, they even went to play Airsoft at one time and kissed in the end, I was afraid of being caught the whole time but it was such a fun adventure compared to the horror show it was Grandfather" she giggled

Back in the treehouse Rachel was looking at the screen desolate "I used to be the best spy in the KND and today I was spied on by a 7-year-old operative who is afraid of the dark, I didn't know she was there specifically for me"

"Calm down we all have our lowest points, Patton here managed to beat me today on training and I'm okay" Fanny said patting Rachel's back while Patton proceeded to nudge her in the ribs

"We have a few more images and videos to show now, these are from the moment they confessed to each other" Numbuh 10 said

The image transitioned to the moment Rachel and Nigel were talking to each other about when she started liking him

"So… for how long did you keep this to yourself"

"I already had a small crush on you even before I turned into supreme leader back when you unmasked Chad's betrayal. I thought it was really cool, but I think It really started back when I got tired of being the supreme leader in that game of Tag, you helped me find myself back then. I cried the entire night when you refused to go to dinner the night you broke up with Lizzie, looking back at it I was being pretty selfish. That was how Fanny found out because I called her while crying. she stayed awake the entire night hearing me crying while I told her what happened eating a bucket of ice cream"

"I'm sorry to hear that, I was really sad that night, if only I knew things could have been different"

The screen proceed to show them kissing as the recording stopped

The audience proceeded to make an "Owwwwww" sound

"Numbuh 86 coming to aid a friend in emotional need, I can't believe I'm gonna say that but the last few days made me change my opinion on her she is a pretty nice girl" Numbuh 42 said

"Now I'm mad, I know I'm not that close to her but she could have invited me, I'm pretty good at giving emotional support you know?" Numbuh 78 said

"That said I'm happy even she cries and eats ice cream when she is sad, I have something in common with the supreme leader" Sonya giggled

"I was angry with the fact she didn't invite me too at the beginning but Numbuh 86 is her closest girl friend here, it only made sense for me" Numbuh 10 said "Now our viewers may remember the black square in yesterday's transmission, of course our current couple was behind that square, we will reveal now what was happening behind it"

The screen transitioned back to the beach they went to yesterday, this time though there was no censorship, the viewers could see Rachel sitting on top of Nigel while he was lying on his stomach as she rubbed sunscreen on his back "Not too heavy I presume?" she said grinning at him

"Even if it was and it is not just so you know, I wouldn't dare say a thing, my predicament is not that good right now" he laughed

The recording was cut-off again, while the guests talked about the video they just saw, Rachel thought it was a good opportunity to go to the kitchen get some Root beer for herself, Nigel followed her

"So, what are your thoughts so far?" Nigel asked her while he opened a Root beer bottle for himself

"I'm only worried about two things, everything so far was more wholesome than embarrassing, the first one probably will play right now, the other one is from today but I think they will probably show it too" she said while drinking root beer

"You wanna go back?" Nigel asked

"Sure, let's go" they both went back, the guests and Numbuh 10 had finished talking about the first beach scene

"Now this one was recorded while all kids from Sector V were having a Truth or Dare challenge, We know this is a Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 special but there was two big revelations on that same game and one of them doesn't have anything to do with our couple" Numbuh 10 said

The screen then displayed Numbuh 2 saying Truth

"Who do you like? it's a simple one"

"W-Who I like?! W-well…"

The screen proceeded to show Numbuh 2's back with Numbuh 5 drawing an ok on it

"Or… maybe not so simple, if you want I can ask another question"

"No, no it's fine, just got a bit surprised, ehhh… I like Abby"

"Well, at least now it will be easier for us to go out, dating in my house sucks"

The footage ended, the audience looked surprised at the video

"My Yipper bud Hoagie has a girlfriend? I really need to keep myself up to date on this kind of stuff" Numbuh 42 said surprised

"They don't seem as romantic though, they look more like friends" Numbuh 78 said

"Tommy didn't tell me about this, but I found it suspicious she went to his house more than any other operative from his sector, it all makes sense now" she giggled

"They don't seem as romantic but i think that's also a very nice way of dating someone, though the fact that they stay a low-profile doesn't give us that much viewership so they probably won't appear here that much" Numbuh 10 said sound a little sad "Now, I know we only showed wholesome moments between our couple here, but this is about to change right now, it was because of moments like this that I put everything on the line to get an approval for this show" The screen transitioned again to the game of Truth or Dare

Alright, this is something I wanted to ask you since yesterday.

Why your Rainbow Monkey is using glasses?

"I was in Fanny's room yesterday and… well the Rainbow Monkey was red… had glasses and stuff…" The camera zoomed out to show Rachel kicking the ground

"I thought it looked a bit like Nigel so… Fanny noticed it and gave it to me as a present…"

The camera proceeded to zoom in asRachel covered her face with both hands in shame


"Holy cow Rachel is as girly as they come" Numbuh 35 said before receiving a punch in the face by Numbuh 23

"AND WHAT WOULD BE THE PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" She asked with fire coming out of her eyes

"N-nothing, I actually think it's very cute" Numbuh 35 said while rubbing his face but giving her a genuine smile

"Oh… s-sorry about that" Numbuh 23 blushed and lowered her head


"I didn't know Numbuh 362 could be this girly" Numbuh 42 said while the audience laughed at the video

"THAT IS SO CUTE!" Sonya said looking absolutely ecstatic at the scene

"Oh god I can understand her perfectly, I wouldn't be able to live if this got out" Numbuh 78 said covering her face in shame

"We also happen to have this recording" Numbuh 10 said

The screen now showed Nigel sleeping on a bed with Rachel near it getting prepared to sleep, she then looked at Nigel and back at her Rainbow Monkey, she proceeded to pick his glasses and put them on her Rainbow monkey then hugged it tightly with a big smile on her face she then proceeded to leave the camera's vision as someone knocked on the door, the screen then showed Nigel picking his glasses a few hours later

"Oh they're so cute" Numbuh 78 said "She is a lovely person" she smiled at the screen

"Numbuh 1 is such a lucky guy… I'm almost mad at him" Numbuh 42 said

Sonya was looking at the screen barely being able to stay on her seat "I love this, thank you for inviting me Numbuh 10, please tell me there is more?" she said ecstatic

"Of course, we are reaching our final set of recordings now, this was made while they were in the amusement park today" Numbuh 10 said

"Oh god… everyone knows I have a Rainbow Monkey that is supposed to look like you, they even showed me putting your glasses on him, I will never be able to show my face in moonbase now" she said while covering her face red with shame

"Let them try making fun of you for it" Fanny Cracked her knuckles

"Anyone tries disturbing you about this? Send them to arctic for supplemental training I will be sure to set them straight" Patton said crossing his arms

"Thanks" Rachel said "But I would rather threat the person with the yield sign"

The first recording on the amusement park was Numbuh 1 screaming at the rollercoaster while Rachel was having a blast, the person behind their seat was recording everything

"Oh I hear about this one from Tommy's brother, he doesn't like those, it makes him vomit ewww…" she laughed

"I hate those as well, I don't know what people see in these deathtraps" Numbuh 78 crossed her arms

"At least he didn't pass out" Numbuh 42 said

Next was the Haunted house, Rachel and Nigel were near its end, Rachel had her eyes closed the entire time "I'm not opening my eyes until I get out of here and away from that reaper from earlier" she said holding on her boyfriend's arm

"But it was so poorly made, the skeleton was way scarier come on" Numbuh 1 was smiling at her

"I don't care, I'm not good with this stuff when it's on tight spaces, give me an open room full of those and I'm the girl for the job but this kind of place simply gets me jumpy" she said

"I totally understand her, that kind of place is dark AND. . " Her eyes started catching fire but she soon calmed down a bit

The other two guests got scared about Sonya and didn't say anything about the video

"I-It's the only dark place on today's episode no need to worry Numbuh 83" Numbuh 10 said a little worried

"Well I was worried about this part but Sonya managed to make it less embarrassing" Rachel smiled

The next part showed the entire airsoft sequence with Rachel and Nigel taking out every single participant like absolute monsters with pinpoint accuracy

"You know… she may be a softie inside… but I wouldn't fight her for all Yipper cards in the world…" Numbuh 42 gulped

"They weren't even aiming sometimes, what the hell did I just see?" Numbuh 78 was covering her mouth while her eyes were wide-open

"How did she hit someone while doing a flip? How did he hit someone behind his back without even looking? They didn't teach this in arctic" Numbuh 83 scratched her head in confusion

"And now you two made my training look bad, thanks" Patton said sighing while pinching his forehead

The last part of the show was the ferris wheel where they showed Rachel and Nigel kissing

"I'm so happy I ended up crying in your bed that night now"

"I'm just happy I was awake at the time"

"Do you think those jerks in the KNN got some good footage?"

"If they didn't they will now"

The recording then zoomed in while they kissed each other

"This last line was kinda sappy, you know that?"

"You didn't like it?"

"I never said that"

Suddenly the two of them started whispering to each other, before the person recording could have an idea of what was going on Numbuh 362 pulled a Spicer and shot near his feet to scare him

"You can tell Numbuh 10 to have fun with the footage, but next time I won't be so kind to miss"

That was the last thing people seeing the footage could hear as the ninja started running for his life

The guests and the Studio audience as well as Numbuh 10 started laughing at the ninja running desperately

"That was a great ending" Numbuh 42 said "The guy was running for his life"

"Did she pull it out of his pants" Numbuh 78 was laughing "The guy didn't even see it coming, a shame she didn't hit him"

"She is so cool!" Numbuh 83 said while laughing with everyone

"And with that we finish our show for today, we in the KNN would like to congratulate Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 on their relationship and we hope they stay happy like in the footage we just showed, we see you again tomorrow guys" Numbuh 10 throwed a kiss at the camera as the curtains in the stage closed and the credits rolled

"I still can't get over the fact that people now know I have a Rainbow monkey that looks like you" Rachel was looking at the ceiling a bit sad but happy that people weren't so cruel with her in the show

"If anything this helped make you more approachable " Nigel said "And now to talk about a completely different subject, Numbuh 2 is it ready?"

"You bet it is" Numbuh 2 approached a terminal in the main room and pulled a lever on it "You guys may want to cover your hears"

Suddenly a deafening noise was made by the terminal followed by electric waves that ran through the entire house, suddenly a few pops could be heard followed by a few screams of kids fleeing the treehouse

Rachel looked at Numbuh 2 in shock "What just happened?"

"Numbuh 1 asked me to make a new security system that gives a small but very painful shock at everyone who isn't registered in the system, those popping sound were their cameras that weren't adapted to the waves so they were all fried, it covers the inside of the house but also a few meters outside of it" Numbuh 2 sat in the couch

"Sooo… we have our privacy back that's what you mean?" Numbuh 86 looked at him

"It's exactly what I mean, well at least inside the treehouse" Numbuh 2 said while Numbuh 5 sat next to him and proceeded to give him a kiss

"That's your best invention so far Hoagie" Numbuh 4 said

"Isn't that kinda dangerous though?" Rachel said

"It's perfectly safe, it doesn't target animals and the waves only happen from time to time, there is no need to worry" Numbuh 2 said

"Alright… well with that out of the way, I'm hungry, let's order something for dinner" Rachel said

After ordering their food they watched tv and played games for a few more hours until they went to sleep.

I will be doing a nsfw sequel in AO3 and also a sfw prequel set after G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D in both platforms