#005 – Charmeleon
Who Wants to Be a Charmillionaire?
Dunsparce was such a brainy, intelligent dude that he reckoned he could easily win the million Pokédollars and buy a penthouse mansion, with fifteen helipads and enough rooms to accommodate his countless concubines. He got invited onto the show but unfortunately, he got the second question wrong and Charmeleon sent him to the Mystery Dungeon. The next contestant was supposed to be Slowpoke, but he never showed up. So instead, Klefki took the seat. Charmeleon tried to ask the first question but kept being interrupted by the jingling of keys. He grew tired of this and sent Klefki to the Mystery Dungeon. Then the show ended and Charmeleon bade the viewers a good evening.
Back at his caravan, Charmeleon snorted some rare candy dust, then he looked at himself in the mirror. He hated his own life so much right now. Whoever wanted to be a millionaire was a damn fool. He wished that he could just go back to the good old days, back when he had real friends and his family still loved him. Charmeleon loaded his gun and was about to shoot himself when Skarmory flew into the caravan while shouting "Arceus Akbar!" The caravan exploded and they both died.
