#026 – Raichu

Pancakes!

Lovely Raichu was going to brunch with her friends. They went to the Official Pancake House on 33rd Street, across from the Unofficial Pancake Tavern. They took their seats and Gardevoir took their orders. After a few minutes, Gardevoir laid upon the table a red velvet cake for Jynx, a Louise slice and green tea for Gothitelle, a pile of sugar for Leavanny, and a stack of pancakes for Raichu. They all politely used their tiny forks to consume their treats, while they discussed female power fantasy literature. Then, a bat-shaped calzone-style pepperoni pizza flew through the window and stuck to Gothitelle's face. She was struggling to breathe, so Raichu poured green tea on Gothitelle to try and un-stick the pizza. The green tea was so hot that it gave Gothitelle severe burns, and she later died in the emergency room. Raichu finished eating her pancakes and then went to court for her trial.