#027 – Sandshrew
Picky Customer
Whiny Sandshrew was going to day-after dinner with his mates. They went to the Unofficial Pancake Tavern on 33rd Street, across from the Official Pancake House. They each sat on an authentic barrel and Kangaskhan took their orders. After a few minutes, Kangaskhan laid upon the Avalugg a Farfetch'd egg for Carnivine, a leg of something and a beer for Tauros, a pile of rocks for Graveler, and a bat-shaped calzone-style pepperoni pizza for Sandshrew. Sandshrew complained about the establishment's oily offering and chucked it out of the window. Carnivine told Sandshrew that he was displaying bad manners, to which Sandshrew rudely told Carnivine to go chew on a stick of dynamite. Kangaskhan sighed and brought out another bat-shaped calzone-style pepperoni pizza. However, this one had no cheese on it, and it was covered in fecal matter. Sandshrew go a little bit angry and took it out on his wife, drowning her in the toilet. Then he went to court for his trial, still hungry.
