Blog Four: Celebrate the Good Times

BOOYAH!

I did it everyone, I finally did it! THE BOULDER BADGE IS ALL MIIIIIIIIIIIINE! MWAHAHA, I'M NOW ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION – I mean, getting to the Indigo League… of course that's what I meant!

Al crazy capslocking aside, I did manage to win my first Kanto gym badge, and I couldn't be happier! Not only did I manage to defeat both of Brock's Pokemon (a Geodude who doesn't like my families baking and an Onix, a Pokemon that is frankly a very dirty innuendo in my mind), but PAIGE, the NORMAL FLYING type, managed to win it for me! I should probably mention the fact she evolved – Paige evolved to Pidgeotto ;)

It was a breath taking battle. Darwin squared off against Geodude, and was able to use all that Mankeying around he does to his advantage and hopped around like his feet were springs, dodging practically every move and getting some powerful hits in. Unfortunately for him, Onix proved too strong and Darwin came crashing down. My only hope left was my feathery new Pidgeotto, and Paige proved herself well: she struggled a bit at first, but used her Steel Wing with excellent precision and execution and her new Twister move to perfection to secure us a win, and I couldn't be prouder or her or Darwin: they both did such an amazing job that I think I'll give them some of my brownies as a treat – Oh, they don't look too happy at that idea. I'll find something at the bottom of my bag they can eat….

But the best part would have to be the look on Brock's face when I won. He had being all arrogant about the fact I only had two Pokemon and one of them was a Flying type, and acted as if he was the flashest thing since sliced bread. Well, I must see that added to my joy when Onix fell down in defeat, and Brock looked as if he had just been slapped in the face. He tried to keep all calm and sensible when he handed over the badge and the TM, and I simply smiled and showed him my most courteous side – I think that would have pissed him off more than a comeback, as I think he wanted a chance to get a comeback in. But I'm not just a one trick pony, my glorious readers – I'm a two trick pony, and keep that in mind. I'm sure Brock was when I left the building, as he seemed to be glaring at me when I left. Well, I think he was glaring. His eyelids never seem to move that much… maybe if he had them open more often, he might actually win occasionally – OOOH, BURN, THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE! (Damn… my rapper personality keeps lingering…)

But though this day was full of highs, there had to be some sort of low.

You have probably all heard about the incident at the museum – some guy held some people hostage and detonated a bomb. Thankfully, no one was killed – thanks to me, I say boastfully (but seriously, someone send me a hero sandwich.) But I did have to face of against this completely insane guy called Gideon, who wanted to steal some machines and the fossils. He was obviously off his nutter, possibly on drugs or something, and I wasn't going to think much about things until he brought his bomb out. I didn't think until then that this guy was a real threat, but hearing him speak and the fact he had a deadly weapon… it was seriously freaky. Than Gideon sort of hissed at me that I was involved a game now and that I should be prepared for the consequences of today's actions.

I didn't stay to linger back there, due to the very large threat of the bomb and the very large thought in my mind that I should be getting the hell out of there, but after I defeated Brock and did my victory dance of delight outside, I began to think about things. Is this incident involved with the robotic Beedrill back in Viridian Forest? I think Gideon was a scientist, so perhaps he is trying to create a huge army of PokeBots… I really don't know! I just know that things aren't all that they seem in Kanto at the moment: one or possibly two or possibly more things are going down, the likes we haven't seen since Team Rocket. I'm going to be on the lookout for any more dodgy going on's, but if any of you see anything, make sure to let me know!

So when you are off at the local bar, park, milkshake bar, wherever you crazy kids hang out these days, and are celebrating my fantastic win, make sure you are on the lookout for a giant Robo-Golem terrorizing your neighbourhood and scaring your grandma's. I think I saw those reality stars lingering around, so I'm going to get out of Pewter before their filth and annoyingness poisons the local water supply, just like all reality star's do. I'll let you all know how I get on in Mt Moon (hopefully sans-terrorist drama) and will be back with more excitement!

Until next time my dearest, darlingest readers!

Alaska Acevedo, Slayer of Rock Snakes

(P.S. Take my experience as a warning: never go to museums! You may not die from an explosion, but if Gideon hadn't shown up, I'm sure I would have died of boredom. The only highlight was this sexy guy I met: I don't usually fall for guys like this, but DAAAAAMN (sorry, gangsta personality again) this guy was smokin' hot! I know understand why my mother watches all this romantic comedies, as men are pretty sexy beasts. This guy is definitely the hottest I've seen so far on my journey, not that he has any competition (that means YOU MR SQUINTY!). Well… no competition, really, but that's a story for another time, such as when I'm asleep. STOP PRYING INTO MY PRIVATE LIVES! *glares at you all*)

P.P.S: Write shorter P.S' next time, because my fingers are bloody sore! I need gloves, or lotion…

Been edited to include "BOOYAH" at the top. It was a lot longer originally - I didn't think that would be censored amongst some of the other stuff I've written in other stories