Sasuke and my mouths had been wide open for ten minutes now

Sasuke and my mouths had been wide open for ten minutes now. "Do you guys want to catch flies?" Tetsuya asked, cocking his head to the side watching us, confused.

"I… cannot… believe this," Sasuke said.

"Yeah!" I screamed, "How the hell were we supposed to know to ask in the first place?!"

"You weren't" he said. A C-ranked mission that I thought to be less before, was now A-ranked, maybe even S ranked.

"If you're so powerful, then why do you need us?!" Sasuke yelled.

"Yeah!" I agreed.

"I'm not allowed to use my jutsu," he said.

"So how did you end up being the record….?" I started.

"I wanted to get away from all those dangers and the third Hokage made a deal with me… as long as I never used my jutsu." He smiled shyly as we walked further away from that area of dead bodies from the ninja we killed. Sasuke groaned and put an arm on his back.

"Damn that man and his needles," he said. I ran to him and looked at his back.

"I, uh, saw a river, not to far from here on our travel from the village," he said, "I'll be back in a bit, okay?" Tetsuya announced.

"Why not just use your jutsu?" we asked him.

"Um… because I'm not allowed? Duh!"

He left us. "Sasuke," I said, "those wounds on you back…"

"Yeah," he said, "it hurts like hell…" What if those needles were poison? I had to treat him.

"Take your clothes off," I said. Sasuke stared at me in horror.

"NO WAY, YOU PERVERT!!"

"Wh… what? No! I didn't mean it like that!"

"How else d'ya mean it?!"

"I want to treat your wounds! So off with your shirt!"

"You said clothes not shirt! How do I know that this isn't a trick?!"

"Don't flatter yourself, Pinecone-head. Now off!"

"No!"

"Take… it… OFF!!"

"NO!!"

I tackled him, pushing him on the floor, under my knees.

"Take off your shirt!" I growled in anger. He smirked.

"Wow, Kira… I didn't know you want it that badly…"

My knee slammed into his groin. He yelped in pain.

"You bitch!" he yelled, tears in his eyes from the excruciating pain in his pants.

"Just take it off before I make you regret it!"

"No!"

"Dammit! You are so stubborn! Take it off!"

"What if I don't wanna take it off?!"

"You could be poisoned!"

"I don't trust you to do this when we're alone!"

"What? Because I might rape you?"

"Yes… exactly."

"Really, Sasuke… don't flatter yourself like that! Now take it off before I kick you so hard in your wiener again, that you'll have to have it surgically removed!"

"Ew…."

"You will regret this, Sasuke!"

"Yes, Sasuke," Tetsuya, who was now walking back, said, "Listen to her…" I smiled. At least someone agreed with me… "I mean," he continued, "When else would you get a chance to lose your virginity to a hot girl the forest, like this?" My jaw dropped.

"Yeah, it might be good in the forest," Sasuke said, "But this girl is definitely not hot…" Tetsuya seized my wrists before I could strangle that smirking bastard. "You know what?" I asked, "I'll just leave you to die from poisoning…"

"Wait!" Sasuke cried, "I'm sorry! I was kidding!" He stripped of his shirt.

"You know what?" Tetsuya said, "I don't think Sasuke was easily overpowered by you because of his injuries…. I think he just let you tackle him because he liked it… you being on top of him with the heat coming off of your body?… He liked it very much …"

"I DID NO SUCH THING!" Sasuke protested.

I smirked as I wiped off of blood with the water Tetsuya fetched and a cloth. "Of course you didn't," I said sarcastically. Sasuke mumbled something under his breath. I inspected his wounds. "You're lucky," I said, "There's no poison." He breathed a sigh a relief. "But I do have to clean your wounds before you get infected…" I took out some strong cleaning alcohol out. I smirked as I dabbed it on a cloth. "This won't hurt one bit," I lied. I rubbed it on his back.

"OH MY FICKING GOD!! THAT FRICKIN' HURTS SO FRICKIN' LIED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DAMN THIS FRICKING PAIN!!" he screeched. I grinned with satisfaction. He turned around to glare at me as I wrapped bandages around him. "You're enjoying seeing me in pain by your hand, aren't you?" he asked, darkly.

"Yup!" I said. Tetsuya smiled.

"You guys will make a great married couple someday," he said. I noticed that he was making tea.

"Yes," Sasuke said, "if we we're drunk 24/7."

He handed us each a cup. I sipped mine. It was a bit strong yet, good at the same time. "This is really good," I commented, grinning. He smiled.

"Thanks." Sasuke eyed his suspiciously, glaring.

"Is something wrong?" I asked. I glanced at Tetsuya to see a reaction but his face was turned from mine.

"Did you pee in this?" Sasuke asked.

"SASUKE!" I screamed. Did he even have any manners?

"No," Tetsuya said. He looked a bit relieved at his question, for some strange reason. I shrugged and sipped mine again. Sasuke grabbed onto my wrist and yanked the cup from my grip.

"Hey!" I protested, "I was drinking that!" Sasuke held the cup to his lips and sipped it.

"So?" he asked, nonchalantly. I noticed that Tetsuya looked a bit angered or disappointed or something. I couldn't help but blush at what Sasuke did. He drank from a cup that I had put my mouth on and he didn't seem bothered or grossed out at all, at the fact. He was not bothered or grossed out that… he was putting his lips where I had mine. It was as if he didn't care about the fact that he was indirectly kissing me at every sip he took...

I felt my face turn a deeper shade of red. He watched me, with some kind of smirk on his face. "What is it, Kira?" he asked, "Don't worry I didn't drink from mine so it's germ free." I was afraid to answer him because I didn't have some snappy remark to tell him. I was afraid that I might sound nervous or something, so gulped down the cup of tea in my hand. "That was some good tea!" Sasuke exclaimed happily. Yes it was good tea when I drank from my cup, but the one in Sasuke's cup tasted a bit funny. "Wasn't it, Kira?" he asked me.

"Yeah, yes," I murmured. I didn't mean for those words to come out like that. I licked my tea tasting lips. Why did I feel a bit off? A bit dizzy? I clutched my head, as if to stop its spinning. It didn't stop. Tetsuya glared at Sasuke, who was smirking a bit.

"If you knew, then why did you sacrifice your team mate?" Tetsuya asked. "I didn't know," Sasuke said, "I suspected and if mentioned it, you would've denied…"

"I can't lie, remember?" Tetsuya asked.

I felt like that was his catch phrase. "And besides," Sasuke said, "Kira should be immune to any kind of poison because of the fact that she's used to it due to vaccination." Sasuke was speaking the truth, but I couldn't comprehend every word that poured from their lips. What were they talking about, anyway?

"It's not poison," Tetsuya said, biting his thumb, "it's a drug to make someone…well… lets' say it's similar like getting someone drunk… Although, it was meant for you…"

"Because Kira is easier to take out?" Sasuke asked. I noticed Tetsuya was now doing hand signs the same time as Sasuke scooped me in his arms and leaped to a further distance. Tetsuya slapped his palm to the ground and yelled,

"Summon!" Sasuke rested me down and whipped out kunai attached to wire from his pack. He wedged the wire in between his teeth as he did hand signs. He threw the kunai knives at Tetsuya, missing him completely.

"Fire style! Phoenix flower jutsu!" Fire roared from his mouth and spread across the thin wire, nearing Tetsuya. Tetsuya was quicker, though. "Water style! Ice shock wave!" One simple wave of his sword sent a barrier of water, distinguishing the fire as it contacted with, and continuing to head our direction. It turned to ice on contact with our bodies, pinning Sasuke to a tree, and holding me down. Like I wasn't ploughed already? Sasuke attempted to break from it but it wasn't of any use.

"Why?!" Sasuke demanded from Tetsuya, who was ascending into the trees, "Why are you doing this?!"

"It… It's too dangerous for you kids," Tetsuya said before disappearing. Sasuke growled.

"Dammit!" he yelled in rage. I giggled,

"You... are so hot when you're mad…" I murmured. Why did I say that? Oh, yeah… I was drugged that time. Sasuke did his fire style jutsu to thaw us from the ice.

"We should go after him," he growled.

"You are so hot when you're serious," I purred.

Sasuke gave a weirded-out look. "How strong is that drug?" he asked. I giggled and whispered,

"You are sooo cute when you're confused!" I stood up and swayed at the attempt. Sasuke caught me.

"Kira," he said, "You should sleep."

"And you should sleep with me!" I suggested. He blushed.

"You're just saying that 'cause…"

"'Cause you're sexy?"

"I… I…um… not… really…"

"Kiss me," I murmured into his ear. He pushed me away, and I fell to the ground, giggling.

"K…Kira!" he protested, "You should really…!" I grabbed his ankle and pulled him down to the ground. I slid over to him and placed my hands on his shoulder and leaned over him.

"Just do it, Sasuke," I said, voice sounding a bit husky, "kiss me…" He placed his arms around my waist and pulled me closer. The space between our faces lessened by each passing moment. He paused and the pushed me away, once more. He sat up and looked at me with an unreadable expression in his dark eyes.

"I'm not the type to take advantage of a girl in a condition like this…" I looked at him and laughed, which turned into an uncontrollable fit of giggles. He placed his index finger on my forehead. "Sleep," he ordered softly before knocking me out with a charka induced pulse.

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Author's note (do I really have the right to call myself an author?):

To the people who are reading this and like it (I thank you all btw, :D) don't get your hopes up! This story was only updated sooner because this idea was in my head when I wrote the last chapter! It will take longer to update next time, though….Well, it might… Oh, and, I have a beta, her name is EternalVampress