CAST
Holly Potter as The Chosen one
"I'm about six seconds away from slapping you so hard, your teeth will bleed!"
Luna Lovegood as The Dreamy One
"You're just as sane as I am."
Neville Longbottom as The Brave One
"I'd like to say something."
Jacob Black as The Little Brother
"You may be older, but I'm both hotter and taller!"
Edward Cullen as The Rude Heartthrob
"You're perfect."
Bella Swan as The Interference
"You're not good enough for him."
Emmett Cullen as The Monkey Man
"Oh? Do tell me more about Eddie's childhood indiscretions."
Rosalie Hale as The Diva
"You're better than Bella. Tell anyone I said that and you won't see the sun again."
Jasper Hale as The Serious One
"Your blood isn't very appetizing, which is a relief."
Alice Cullen as The Peppy One
"Does nobody have vision?!"
Carlisle Cullen as The Fatherly One
"It brings me happiness that Edward has found his mate within an extraordinary woman such as yourself."
Esme Cullen as The Motherly One
"I already consider you a part of the family."
A/N: Hi TeamLeo here! I've been working on the first chapter for a couple weeks and I can promise that it will be published soon. What do you think of the gifs? I wanna say this warning to any Bella fans out there, this is a Bella-bashing fic, so don't like, don't read. I will not tolerate anything less than constructive criticism.
