Lincoln is opening his locker at Royal Woods Elementary, but someone pantses him as soon as he opens it. "Really?" groans Lincoln. The other kids make fun of him and take pictures of him at his expense; after class, Lincoln gets up and leaves his desk, but the same kid ties his shoelaces together and trips.
"Oh, real original!" Lincoln quipped sarcastically. The other kids laugh and photograph it as well; at lunch, Lincoln sits in his favorite lunch seat only to fart and discovered he's sat on a whoopee cushion.
"That's really mature!" Lincoln retorted sarcastically. The other kids laugh and photograph him again; the bell rings, and he checks his locker, only to have a pile of garbage fall on him; the kids repeat what they did before.
At that moment, J.D. is nearing Lincoln's locker and is enraged at what he saw. "Don't you Buzzard Faces have anything better to do!?"
They all run off when they see the look on his face.
Lincoln opens a door from the pile of trash, and he will not take the bullying anymore. "All right! That's it! Thanks for sticking up for me, J.D."
"No problem, buddy," J.D. reassured him. "That's what friends are for."
Lincoln, J.D., and Clyde were talking on their way home from school.
"So, you really confronted that bully?" Clyde asked Lincoln.
"That's correct," Lincoln nodded. "I told the bully to meet me in front of my house at 3:30 p.m., and we'd settle this."
Clyde was concerned about his friend. "Oh, my goodness! You're going to fight?!"
Lincoln waved him off. "I'm not an animal, Clyde. I'm going to give a strong-worded speech...as soon as I finish writing it."
"Good Thinking," J.D. said, nodding his head.
Clyde notices something on the back of Lincoln's head. "Looks like that bully left you a note of their own."
"Huh?" Lincoln wondered. He then notices a sticky note on the back of his head, pulls it off, and reads it. "Lame-O." There's also a piece of gum in Lincoln's hair.
Clyde sniffed the gum. "Ooh! Watermelon lime!"
Lincoln sighed.l "Better not let my sisters see this, 'cause then they'll want to get involved and make things worse, the way they always do."
Clyde shrugs it off and looks lovesick when he mentions Lori. "I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman."
Lincoln shakes his head. "Aw, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde. He has no idea what it's like to have ten meddling sisters."
"It can't be that bad, Lincoln," J.D. replied, rolling his eyes.
Flashback to what looked like Lincoln being sick.
Lori checks his temperature with a thermometer in his mouth; Lisa arrives with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving him with glowing radiation; Lincoln muffles as Luan is dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandages him up tightly; Luan removes the bandages covering his mouth so he can breathe.
Lincoln sighed in relief. "Phew."
Leni comes into the room carrying a bowl of piping hot soup. "Here comes the airplane!" She accidentally spills it all over Lincoln's crotch. "Oopsie."
Lincoln screams in pain. "AAAHHH! IT BURNS!" Leni walks out of the room, embarrassed. Luna and Luan bandage up his crotch; end the flashback.
Lincoln holds up a finger wrapped around a bandage and shows it to J.D. "And that was just a paper cut!"
"Okay, I stand corrected," winced J.D.
"Well you'd better get that gum out," Clyde advised him. "You want to look intimidating for that bully."
"I was born intimidating," replied Lincoln as he tried to pull it out, but it was too grody for him to touch. "Ew, ew! Gross!"
"You know, peanut butter will get that gum out," Clyde explained.
"Should I use chunky or smooth?" asked Lincoln.
"Well, if you use chunky, you're gonna have to use smooth to get the chunks out," Clyde reasoned.
Lincoln nodded at his reasoning. "Good point. Thanks, pal."
Lincoln enters his house and looks around to see if any of his sisters are nearby; the coast is clear, so he walks in and places his backpack on the floor; just then, a news broadcast weather board appears next to him, his face in the sun.
LHN 6 LIVE
WEATHER REPORT: CLEAR SKIES
LINGERING BUTT-INS
KEEP UMBRELLA HANDY
Lincoln cleared his throat. "The National Weather Service predicts clear skies with a 20% chance of interfering sisters. However, we recommend keeping your umbrella close at hand."
"Good thinking," J.D. nodded in agreement.
Lily is playing with some of her toys when she notices Lincoln entering the room.
"Shh..." Lincoln murmured as he stepped on a squeaky toy and lifted his foot with some squeaking aftershocks from the toy.
"Shh..." hushed Lily, mimicking him.
"Shh..." hushed J.D. as he followed him.
"Shh..." said Lincoln as he sneaked off, hoping not to be noticed by anyone.
"Why are we shushing?" asked Laney, making Lincoln jump out of fright since he didn't notice her coming up behind him.
"Uh, Laney!" Lincoln replied, nervously. "What are you doing here?"
"I always read in the living room," Laney replied, "and why do you have gum in y-, "
Lincoln covered her mouth, preventing her from saying anything else. "Shhh! Please don't tell anyone else! I was bullied at school and don't want anyone else to find out! You already know how my sisters can be with these issues."
"Oh, I do," Laney answered, whispering. "When they discovered I was being bullied at school, they attempted to help me stand up to him. And their meddling was so critical that it almost gave me whiplash!"
"That's awful, Laney," J.D. whispered. "Just a forewarning, Laney. I have this powerful vigilante complex. It comes out whenever one of my friends is threatened."
"I understand, J.D," Laney whispered back. "Thank you for telling me."
"You're welcome," responded J.D. quietly.
"So you won't tell?" asked Lincoln, still whispering.
"Not a soul," she whispered.
"We owe you one, Laney," whispered J.D.
"Great!" Lincoln said, still whispering. "Now, where can I find some peanut butter?"
"In the fridge," she responded before returning to her book.
"Thank you, Laney," J.D. replied, quietly.
They were about to continue on the way to the kitchen when Lori suddenly yelled, "Hold it right there!" Lincoln thinks Lori has spotted him, but she's really talking to a friend of hers on her phone.
"He wore cargo shorts on your date? That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard."
"That was close," sighed J.D. in relief.
Lincoln wipes his forehead. "Phew." He sneaks into the kitchen without getting noticed, gets to the fridge, and looks for the peanut butter. "Peanut butter, peanut butter...where's the peanut butter?"
J.D. hears Luna singing and whispers to Lincoln. "Luna's Coming!"
Luna comes into the kitchen humming a tune, and Lincoln hides the gum by sticking his head in one of the crisper drawers. "Hey, bros."
"Hey, Luna," replied J.D.
Lincoln greets Luna with his head still in one of the crispers. "Hey, Luna. What's the haps?"
Luna, seeing Lincoln's position, thinks he's trying to keep cool. "Rad way to chill out, bro."
Lincoln laughed nervously. "Right. Totally rad."
Luna finally remembers what she came in for. "Hey, hook me up with some pudding."
"Let Me get it for you," suggested J.D. and felt around for a pudding cup and touched a piece of broccoli. "Hmm, Broccoli." He takes a piece of broccoli out for himself, finds a pudding cup, and hands it to Luna.
"Thanks," Luna replied. "Stay cool." She left the room, eating her pudding cup.
"Rock on Dudette!" J.D. responded, making a Rock on Hand Sign. He eats the broccoli as Lincoln gets his head out of the crisper drawer with a head of cabbage on the gum and shakes it off. Lincoln looks around the fridge and finally finds the peanut butter jar.
"Peanut butter!" He opens the jar and discovers that it's empty. "Ah! Why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?!" said Lincoln, frustrated, and puts it back in despite what he just ranted about.
"It's a bad habit for some people," J.D. responded, taking the empty peanut butter jar from the fridge and tossing it in the garbage.
"I need a Plan B," said Lincoln to himself.
Lori was still on the phone and passed by the kitchen. "Socks and sandals? Cut it out!"
"Cut it out. That's it!" exclaimed Lincoln as he sneaked past Lori back into the living room. He sees Laney on the couch still reading and asks her, "Hey, Laney, where do we keep the scissors?"
"In mom and dad's room," responds Laney without looking up from her book.
"Now that is literally the worst thing I have ever heard," Lori said, still on the phone. Lincoln sneaks into his parents' room without being noticed and grabs a pair of scissors to cut the gum; as he makes his way to the staircase, Luan is on her way down the stairs.
"Luan's coming!" J.D. whispered to Lincoln.
Lincoln looks for a way to hide his gum problem, sees an opportunity, and sticks the gum to the wall to hide it with him attached.
Lincoln greets her as she comes closer. "Hey, Luan."
"Hey, Lincoln," Luan replied. "Hey J.D. What do you think of this joke? "If I were you, I'd go for the baboon!"
Lincoln was puzzled, since he didn't understand the joke. "I don't get it."
"That one I don't get," responded J.D. since he didn't understand it either.
"Oh. Well, that's just the punchline. I still gotta think of the setup."
"You'll think of it, Luan," J.D. reassured her. "After all, you're the funniest person I know. Oh, that reminds me. What do you call 2 Bananas?"
"I don't know," Luan replied. "What?"
"You call them a pair of Slippers!" joked J.D. Luan and J.D. both laughed.
Luan was laughing. "Good one, J.D. That one had lots of AP-PEAL!" She made a pun, and another rimshot was heard, making them laugh.
Lynn Sr. from somewhere in the house heard the jokes and laughed. "Good ones, you two!"
"Thanks, Mr. Lynn," yelled J.D. back to him. Luan walks away, and the two of them head up the stairs and make it to the door to Lincoln's room, but before they can enter, his mom calls out to Lincoln.
"Lincoln, honey!" yelled Rita from somewhere in the house. " I need you to take out the trash!"
"Okay, Mom!" responded Lincoln, since he needed to get this gum off himself. "Five minutes!"
"Not five minutes!" She impatiently yelled back to him. Now!"
"I will!" Lincoln shouted back. "Just give me three minutes!"
"Lincoln, listen to your mother!" yelled Lynn Sr in the same tone as his wife.
J.D. knew this issue wouldn't take care of itself. "I'll Take it out for you, Lincoln.
Lincoln sighed in relief. "Thanks, J.D. I appreciate it."
He took the trash can out to the backyard, and he put a trash can lid on his head. At that moment, Leni comes outside and notices him.
"Hey Leni," greeted J.D.
"Hey, J.D.," replied Leni. "Is my desk lamp in there? I can't find it anywhere."
He opens the trash can and doesn't see it there. "Nope. Have you tried looking on your desk in your room?"
Leni gasped. "So smart!" She noticed the lid on his head. "What's up with that hat?"
"Oh, this?" he responded, striking a few poses with it, saying to her, "I used to wear trash can lids as hats when I was a little kid. It's funny."
Leni heard what he said and got inspired for some new designs. "Hmm..."
He leaves her to do her thinking, rushes up the stairs to Lincoln's room, and finds him talking to Lisa. "
"Greetings, human. There's Liquidambar Styraciflua in your follicular area."
"A what in my who now?" asked Lincoln, confused at what she had just said.
She means you've got gum in your hair, Lincoln," J.D. clarified. "Hey, Lisa. Do you need some help with any scientific experiments today?
Lisa shakes her head. "Unfortunately, no, J.D., but thank you. Now back to Lincoln."
"Oh, yes," Lincoln replied. "I'm sure it's just-"
"I assume that being of average intelligence, you didn't place it there yourself," Lisa pointed out. "Therefore, I can only deduce that someone has been picking on you."
Lincoln gets on his knees and begs her not to tell. "Lisa, please! You can't tell! I don't want anyone getting involved."
"Don't worry," Lisa assured him. "I do not have enough room in my brain for this kind of tomfoolery." She then left.
"Phew," sighed Lincoln in relief as he entered his room.
Lincoln takes out the scissors and snips the gum out of his hair.
J.D. senses something. "I sense a disturbance in the Force, Lincoln. Lisa will tell your sisters, and they will come up here in 3...2...1..."
Just as Lincoln's about to dispose of the gum, Lynn kicks the door with every sister with her.
"You're being picked on," Lynn said to Lincoln, stating the obvious.
"I didn't tell them, Lincoln," Laney denied. "I swear!"
"I know you didn't, Laney," J.D. reassured her since he knew she hadn't done it.
"Wait! You knew about this?!" says Lori in disbelief.
Lincoln, now irritated at Lisa, says to her, "Lisa, I thought you weren't going to say anything."
Lisa shook her head. "No. What I said was I did not have room in my brain for your secret. Hence, I removed it and transferred it to Lynn, whose brain apparently has ample room."
"Thanks," Lynn replied, but then thought about what she heard, which sounded like an insult. "Hey!"
"No, Lynn, she didn't mean that as an insult," J.D clarified. "She meant that your brain has enough space to store more information. Because your brain needs a lot of knowledge. When your body grows, your mind changes and your brain is always learning. Because knowledge is power."
"Precisely," Lisa agreed.
She was relieved she wasn't being insulted. "Oh. Thank you."
"You're Welcome," responded J.D.
"Now, back to Lincoln," Luan began.
"So, you are being picked on," Luna continued.
"I bet it was the same jerk who bullied Laney!" Leni shouted.
Lincoln was now getting nervous. "Of course not!"
J.D. was angry. "If it was, then I'd pulverize him into a pulpy pancake!" He calms down after that and says to Laney, "See, Laney? That's my vigilante complex."
Laney agrees. "I see what you are talking about, J.D."
Lana thought that was neat. "That is cool, J.D.!"
"Back to Lincoln," Luan waved it off. She then points to the gum. "Then what's that in your hand?"
Lincoln laughed nervously. "That's just my gum." He puts it in his mouth and chews it to cover it up, but he's obviously disgusted by it. "Mmm...watermelon lime. AND HAIR!" Lincoln coughs it out immediately.
"Blech!" exclaimed J.D. in disgust, sticking out his tongue.
The girls immediately start demanding Lincoln to let them help him with his so-called bullying problem.
Laney tried reasoning with them. "Please, girls! Don't help Lincoln! You'll only make it worse!"
Lincoln is also begging them. "Please stay out of this! You'll only make it worse!"
Lori ignores what they both said, "If by worse you mean better, I agree."
"You should go straight to the school principal!" Lola reasoned.
"That's the mature choice, Lola," J.D. nodded. "Thank you. We should've done that before we came home, though."
Lola shrugged. "Oh, well, it's too late now, and you're welcome."
"Forget that," Lori interrupted. "You should literally text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends."
"I'm going to write an insult comedy routine that will leave him in tears!" Luan added.
Lynn flipped a kick at Lincoln. "HOO-WAH!" J.D. blocked the kick meant for Lincoln. "Good defense, J.D. Basic stealth ninja kick. That's how you're gonna take him down."
J.D. grinned. "Thanks, Lynn. You have quite the fighting spirit. But Lincoln is not gonna fight."
Laney stuttered. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-..." Smoke began puffing out of her ears, and her eyes started spinning around.
Lincoln gives the viewers an update on the weather of his life, with storm clouds coming in over his face.
SISTERNADO WARNING: CATEGORY 1 BUTTING IN
PRIMARY RISK: Making things worse for me
Damaging childhood
Bad advice
BREAKING NEWS: FIRST ALERT SEVERE SISTWISTER THREAT
"Well, folks, the National Weather Service has just released a Category 1 Sisternado Watch. We advise you to board up your windows and prepare your emergency supplies."
Lynn suddenly grabs J.D. and has him in a hold. "That's the camel clutch. Another good option for ya."
J.D. grabbed Lynn, reverse-twisted her, and pinned her to the floor. "Not bad, Lynn. But I'm a 9th-degree Black Belt. I'm impressed, though."
"Thanks, J.D.," groaned Lynn as she got up from the ground as he let her go.
"We'll start with some basic dumb jokes," Luan explained. "Like, you're so dumb you locked yourself inside your kind of thing."
Laney stammers in gibberish, but she goes unnoticed by everyone.
"Ooh, I know! I'll invite him to a tea party and make him use the chipped cup!" Lola said with a sinister smile and had a sinister sting to accompany it. "I'm so evil. Sometimes I scare even me."
"You're gonna have to do better than that, Lola," said J.D. But then he noticed Lynn standing in a strange pose. "What are you doing?"
Lynn pulled his shirt over his face and screamed, "SURPRISE, MIME ATTACK! I invented that one myself."
"Nice," said J.D. while putting his shirt back to normal. "Clever sneak attack!"
Lincoln rolled his eyes. "Lynn, I'm not going to fight. I-"
"Ugh!" groaned Lynn. "Fine! I'll take care of this myself." She walked off to find the bully.
"You should do this!" yelled Luna. J.D. covers his ears as Luna slams a pair of cymbals right in Lincoln's ears. "His ears will be ringing for days!"
"Ugly jokes are always good, too," Luan added. "Like, you're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone!"
With his ears still ringing, Lincoln couldn't hear them. "WHAT?!"
Laney continues to stammer in gibberish, and no one notices. Lynn returns with a boy and is carrying him by the seat of his pants.
Look!" Lynn shouted, angered. "I found him!"
The girls surround him and are not thrilled with him, since they believe he is the one bullying their brother.
"How dare you bully our brother!" Lori growled. "Only we get to do that."
Lana chews the hairy gum and spits it right into Lincoln's hand. "Smoosh your watermelon lime gum in his hair, Lincoln!" She notices Lincoln is too hesitant to do it. "Fine. I'll do it."
"Wait!" yelled Lincoln. "Stop! This guy isn't my enemy! Although, thanks to you, he probably will be now." The boy growls at him for what they have put him through.
J.D. stares him down with pure hatred in his eyes, growls at him, and bares his teeth at him ferociously. "Don't even think about it, you chump!" He opens his mouth and roars like a tiger at the boy. The boy was so scared that he peed his pants.
"Whoa!" said Lynn excitedly at what she had just seen. "That was awesome,"
He thanked her for the compliment. "Thanks, Lynn."
Lynn kicks the boy out of the house. "Why are you still here?"
"I can't believe I almost wasted perfectly good gum on him," said Lana in disgust as she took the gum back from Lincoln and chewed it.
"I'll go get another boy," Lynn suggested. She leaves the house and gets one.
Lincoln stops her. "No! Lynn, stop! IT'S NOT EVEN A BOY!" She suddenly stops, surprised at that fact, and the others are also perplexed.
"Is it a dog?" asked Leni obliviously.
Lincoln sighed as he realized he had to tell them. Or otherwise, it would get worse. "It's a girl..." The girls are flabbergasted at first, and then they all gasp once they hear that news, but then, all of them except Lisa squealed with delight. All Laney did was faint.
Lincoln was perplexed by their reaction. "What?"
J.D. was also confused. "Okay, why is everyone squealing like a bunch of giddy fangirls?"
All the girls, except Lisa and Laney, gave Lincoln a big group hug and suffocated him.
"Normally, I don't care for inane human emotions, but..."Lisa explained. She then squeals, just as delighted as they did, and joined the hug.
"Lincoln!" said Luna in excitement. "Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?"
"She sounds so pretty," sighed Lola in bliss.
Lincoln, who was suffocating from the hug, was confused. "What is happening?" All the girls released Lincoln from their group hug.
"When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you~," Lori explained.
The girls all squeal again in delight, and Lincoln is just dumbfounded at this explanation.
"I always thought that was nothing more than a fairy tale," J.D. admitted. "The girl bullying him is Ronnie Anne Santiago."
Lori gasped in surprise when she heard that name. "Bobby's little sister is picking on Lincoln, and she likes him?"
"Your boyfriend's little sister is picking on me, and you think she likes me?" Lincoln asked Lori.
Lori nodded. "That's right."
Lincoln scoffed. "That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"
"Ew!" said J.D. disgusted as the girls swooned over such a flirty prank.
"So romantic..." sighed Leni.
Lori smiled. "That's a classic."
Lincoln was enraged at their reaction. "You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm going to meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"
"You need to give her a piece of your heart instead," Lori explained.
Lincoln was scared once he heard that. "WHAT?!"
"I think he needs to kiss her," Leni added and Lily made kissy faces in agreement.
Lincoln was now petrified beyond belief. "WHAT?!"
"Uh-Oh!" yells J.D., terrified for Lincoln.
All the sisters, except Laney, began yelling, "KISS HER! KISS HER! KISS HER!" As the girls continue to chant for Lincoln to kiss his bully, miniature tornadoes form around them and merge to form the Sisternado; a weather warning appears, with the tornados taking over Lincoln's space.
SISTERNADO RED ALERT
BREAKING NEWS
S.O.S./TAKE COVER/#AAAHH!
Lincoln announces to the viewers, "This is just in from the National Weather Service! The Sisternado watch has been upgraded to a Sisternado warning. TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY!"
"KISS HER! KISS HER!" the Sisternado chanted as it traps Lincoln inside. "KISS HER! KISS HER!" Somehow, Lincoln escapes the Sisternado.
J.D. grabs Laney on the floor, still stammering in gibberish."Let's run for the bathroom!"
They ran into the bathroom to seek shelter from the tornado. J.D. was concerned about Laney at how she was acting. "What's wrong with Laney, Lincoln?"
"She's having an episode," explained Lincoln.
J.D. then realized what it was. "I've seen this before. This is stressful confusion overload."
He gets a cup of water from the sink and splashes it on her, and she immediately returns to normal.
Laney groaned and got up off the floor. "What happened to me?
J.D. explained what happened. "You had a stressful, confusing attack because of your sister's overprotective meddling. I know you did your best to look out for Lincoln and Laney. The girls became the SISTERNADO, and I brought you here in the bathroom for shelter."
Laney grinned. "Thank you, J.D. You're a true friend. But I'm so embarrassed! I do that every time I get confused. I wanted to help back there but didn't know what to do. And... and I-I..."
He puts his hand on her shoulder. "I'd do anything for my friends, and it's alright. I know it can be hard living in a big family, and there will be times when you don't have the solution to everything. But we will always be there for you and never give up on you. Because siblings and friends always know the right thing to say."
Laney hugs him tightly for that and lets him go. "Thank you, J.D."
"Anything for a friend," he smiled at her.
Lincoln picks up his radio and calls Clyde. "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Clyde, do you copy?"
Clyde answered, "Roger. I mean, this is Clyde, not Roger. But yeah. Roger, it's Clyde."
"What's Lincoln calling Clyde for?" asked Laney, confused.
"For advice," J.D. replied. "Ronnie Anne Santiago, Lori's boyfriend's little sister, is the girl who is bullying Lincoln, and your sisters believe she is doing so because she likes him."
Laney scoffed. "I always thought that was a fairy tale."
"I was thinking exactly the same thing," agreed J.D.
Lincoln was now panicking. "My sisters have lost their minds! They think the bully likes me! They want me to kiss her!"
Clyde disagreed. "I don't know. Maybe they're right, Lincoln."
"My sisters are never right!" Lincoln shot back. "All they do is meddle."
"They're girls, Lincoln," Clyde argued back. "They know more about these things than we do. It's a scientific fact."
"Yeah, but there's no way that-" denied Lincoln, but then he suddenly started considering the possibility. "Wow. Me? Do you really think she might like me? How would I know?"
"There's only one way to find out," Clyde pointed out.
"Oh boy," J.D. groaned. "I feel this will not end well."
"Let's go with him to support him," sighed Laney.
"You read my mind," agreed J.D., and then Lincoln returned to his room to confront the Sisternado.
"KISS HER! KISS HER! KISS HER!"
"Hold it!" yelled Lincoln, and the Sisternado came to an abrupt halt, and the sisters turned back to normal.
"So am I going to kiss this girl or what?" smirked Lincoln in determination. The girls, sans Lisa, squeal again.
"Again..." repeated Lisa as she squealed once more.
It is now 3:30, and the bully is about to arrive.
"It's 3:30," Lincoln explained. "Lola, lip balm." Lola applies it. "Lana, breath mint." Lana puts it in his mouth. "Let's do this." He is now heading out to meet the girl of his dreams.
"Go get her, Romeo," Lynn said smiling.
"You so got this, little bro," Lori assured him.
"Aw, our little Lincoln," gushed Lola.
"All grown up," said Lana, about to cry. Lola hands Lana a tissue for her to blow her nose.
Leni was wearing the trash lid on her head, having been inspired by J.D. "All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are all the rage right now."
Lincoln, J.D., and Laney step outside, and Lincoln marches up to Ronnie Anne and kisses her.
All the sisters were gushing at what they had just witnessed they said sweetly. "Aww..." The bully, however, responds to this romantic gesture by trying to punch Lincoln in the face and J.D. grabs Ronnie Anne's arm to stop her from punching him.
"Please, Ronnie Anne, don't do that and hear us out," J.D. begged. "It was not supposed to happen like this. Lincoln's sisters, except for Laney, were completely overprotective of Lincoln and Laney and were doing everything they could to protect him and her."
"You see, Ronnie Anne, we have a big family. Lincoln's our only brother," Laney added. "1 boy, 11 girls, me included, and it gets really overpowering."
"Also, Ronnie Anne, bullying is wrong on so many levels," J.D. continued. "It destroys lives and tears families apart, and Lincoln's sisters, minus Laney, thought you were picking on him because you have a crush on him. That's not how it works. Bullying is still bullying. I've seen people's lives ruined because of it."
Ronnie Anne felt guilty about what she had done to Lincoln, and tears welled up in her eyes, prompting her to cry and embrace Lincoln in a tearful hug.
Inside the Loud House, Ronnie Anne explained why she bullied Lincoln. "You see, the reason I started bullying Lincoln is that ever since Bobby started dating Lori, whenever Bobby's not busy, he spends all his free time texting practically and making goo-goo eyes at Lori and barely spends time with me. So I figured if I pick on Lincoln, Lori would be upset about it and permanently break up with my brother."
"I understand, but this is not the way to go about it," Rita said sympathetically. "Talk to Bobby and ask him to find some special time with you."
"Mom's right," Lori added. "I understand, too, and Bobby needs some free time with you."
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Loud," Ronni Anne apologized. "I didn't mean any harm to Lincoln. I was just so fed up with Bobby spending more time with Lori than me."
Lincoln gave her a smile. "It's alright, Ronnie Anne. I forgive you. But I'm concerned that if anyone saw us together, they would make fun of me."
"Let them try," J.D. declared, "because I'm not only Lincoln's best friend and brother figure. I'm also a protector for him. Because I will be his guardian angel. Watch this." He then showed everyone his greatest gift. He spread black angel wings from his back that is darker than the night. Everyone gasped once they saw the wings.
"J.D., you're an angel?" Lincoln asked in disbelief.
He nods his head in confirmation of that. Lincoln suddenly hugged him, since he was thrilled once he heard that.
"Dude, you are more awesome than ever," Luna said, grinning.
He smiles and makes the Rock on Hand Sign.
THE END
"Wasn't that a great episode, everyone?" said J.D. to the viewers.
The Loud family agreed. "Yeah."
"Now, remember, kids," J.D. added. "It is never okay to bully someone. If someone you know is a victim of bullying, do not hesitate to help. Get an adult to help as well."
"You can make a difference in the fight against bullying," continued Lori.
"Friends are always there for you, even in rough times," Laney added.
"You have the power to make sure bullies never win," J.D. finished. "Until next time. Stay tuned to another great episode of the Loud House."
"Goodbye!" everyone yelled.
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