Lincoln, Clyde, and Laney are exploring the attic, and Clyde discovers something. "Check this out!" He has Lori's baby book, which includes a photo of her speaking into an unusual toy phone. "Our little Lori was born with a pointy head, no hair, and webbed toes." When he sees her baby picture, he swoons. "Gosh. She was perfect from the start."

Lincoln jolts his pal out of it. "Focus, Clyde. We're supposed to be looking for my birth story."

J.D. and Varie then entered the attic and greeted them. "Hey guys," J.D. said.

"Hey J.D., Varie," Lincoln said as he looked through some baby books.

"What are you guys doing?" Varie asked them.

"Everyone in our class has to do a report about the day they were born, and tomorrow is my turn. It should be a cinch because Mom and Dad keep detailed baby books for all of us," Lincoln explained as he showed them his sisters' baby books in order.

"Cool," J.D. said, because he enjoyed looking through baby books.

"Can we take a look?" Varie asked, curious to see what everyone looked like as a baby.

"Sure," Laney said as she scooted over to make room for them.

J.D. and Varie approached them and sat with them on the floor.

"This is Luna's..." Lincoln says this as he opens the baby album containing baby photographs of Luna holding a guitar.

"From the start, she was a music star. She was really adorable," J.D. stated as he examined the photographs.

"Here's Lynn's..." Lincoln says, handing them her baby book, which features a picture of baby Lynn working out with a dumbbell.

"She was a tough little thing. I can tell she had a lot of energy from the start," Varie smiled as she looked at the photograph.

"Here's Lucy's..." Lincoln began as he opened her birth book, which showed baby Lucy folding her arms and wearing a winter cap that covered her eyes, and her portrait was somewhat torn.

"Born into Darkness from Day One," J.D. stated, looking at her photo.

"This is mine..." Laney replied, opening her baby book, a brighter red book with a picture of baby Laney with a paintbrush and brown paint on her arms, and the walls had animals painted on them.

"You've always been a talented artist from the start," Varie said.

"Aha! Here's mine!" Lincoln declared triumphantly after discovering his baby book, which depicted him wearing a white cap similar to Lucy's and holding Bun-Bun.

"You were adorable, Lincoln," J.D. said, peering over Lincoln's shoulder at the baby book.

When Lincoln opens it, he discovers no pictures of himself as a baby. "Huh, the section for my birth story is blank," Lincoln said, surprised.

"That's strange," Varie said, perplexed.

"Huh. I wonder why," J.D. said, also confused.

"That's okay. I'm sure Mom and Dad remember it," Lincoln said, reassuring everyone.

In the living room, Lynn Sr. and Rita reacted unexpectedly to Lincoln's question about his birth story. Lynn Sr. spits out his coffee on Lincoln, astounded by Lincoln's question, "Your birth story?!"

From the stairwell, J.D., Varie, and Laney listened to their response to Lincoln's question.

Lincoln wiped the spewed coffee off his face. "Yyyyyeah. It's not in my baby book."

"Uh, that's weird," Rita said, uneasy at the question. "What do you want to know?" she asked nervously.

"Well, what time of day was I born?" Lincoln asks.

Rita and Lynn Sr. both responded to the question simultaneously. Lynn Sr. said, "Morning." While Rita's response, "Night," was the polar opposite of her husband's.

Lincoln was perplexed by their response, so he asked, "Okay...how much did I weigh?"

The parents answered at the same time again. Lynn Sr. said, "Nine pounds." Rita held up several fingers as she responded, "Seven pounds."

Lincoln and Clyde looked at each other suspiciously at the way they were answering the questions. Lincoln asks one more question to confirm his suspicions, "What was the doctor's name?"

They responded at the same time once more. "Dr. Bernstein!" exclaimed Lynn Sr. with haste. "Dr. Patel!" Rita said as quickly as her husband.

"What's going on?" Lincoln asked suspiciously.

"Nothing!" both parents clinched their teeth in response to his question.

"At least you agree on that one," Lincoln murmured, disappointed.

In Lincoln's room, Lincoln, J.D., Varie, and Laney were discussing what Lincoln had been told by his parents, which none believed.

"That story had more holes than my underwear," Lincoln said.

"Yeah. It had more holes in it than Swiss Cheese," J.D. agreed.

"Mom and Dad were very secretive, and this is not like them," Laney said, shaking her head in thought and dismay.

"I wonder why," Varie questioned.

"Whatever it is, it has something to do with Lincoln's birth, and it must be huge," J.D. added.

"Well, my parents are hiding something, and I'm going to find out what it is!" Lincoln stated adamantly.

"No, we are! You're my best friend and future brother-in-law, and I'd like to know how you came into this world, "Clyde responded, agreeing wholeheartedly.

"Me too," Varie said.

"Let's do some investigating!" J.D. agreed loudly.

Lincoln was in Lori and Leni's room, asking Lori a question. "Hey, Lori," Lincoln greeted her, "can you remember anything about the day I was born?"

"Sure. Pop Pop was keeping an eye on us. When a car arrived, a scientist wearing a mask and gloves stepped out, holding you," Lori responded.

This perplexed Lincoln, who asked, "A scientist?"

Clyde, who was outside the room trying not to see the firstborn daughter, asked, "Did you say a scientist?"

"Oh. Hi Clyde! "Lori smiled as she noticed Clyde peering through the door.

Clyde began acting like a robot outside the door when Lori talked to him. "SYSTEM OVERLOAD. ABORT."

J.D. snapped his fingers, and Clyde returned to normal. He exhaled in relief and thanked J.D., "Thanks J.D."

"Clyde, you're welcome. Varie, I'll explain why Clyde does that later," J.D. said to her.

"I think I have already figured it out," Varie said, because it was obvious to her.

In Lincoln's room, Clyde said, "I hate to question my future bride, but that story makes no sense. Scientists don't deliver babies."

"Unless they were trained in genetic and reproductive medical research," J.D. remarked.

"That's true, and Lisa is a scientist," Laney responded.

"Wait a minute! What if that scientist didn't deliver me? What if she created me..." Lincoln says in realization, and he takes out one of his DVD movies. "...like Larry the Lab-Boy?"

"Of course! And it would completely explain the white hair." Clyde chuckled as he flicked Lincoln's cowlick.

"Only one thing. Larry had superpowers, and I don't," Lincoln pointed out.

"Laboratory experimentation is a proven cause of people gaining superpowers," J.D. explained.

"I got my powers from a mystical artifact," Laney explained.

"I was born with superpowers. You all have seen what I can do, and I still have more powers to show you," J.D. said, shrugging his shoulders.

"I was born with my powers, too. But I don't think Lincoln has superpowers," Varie told them.

Clyde ignored what they were saying because he still believed Lincoln possessed superpowers. Intrigued, he asked Lincoln, "Or do you have superpowers, Lincoln?"

"FIELD TEST!" Lincoln and Clyde exclaimed, grinning excitedly.

"First up, super strength," Clyde said.

So they went outside to perform the super strength test. They draped a bunch of heavy objects bundled together over Lincoln's head on a branch.

"I'm not sure about Clyde. Lincoln could be hurt, "Laney said nervously, looking around at all the heavy objects, worried about her brother.

Clyde dismissed her concerns about Lincoln because he was unconcerned, and Lincoln then said to Clyde, "Okay, Clyde, let's do this!"

Clyde cuts the rope, and the object drops right on top of Lincoln, who screams in pain, debunking the super strength test.

J.D. easily lifted everything off Lincoln and laid it aside. Clyde and Laney were astounded by his strength.

Varie used her water powers to heal Lincoln, and Lincoln was surprised she could do so. "That's incredible. Varie, I had no idea you could heal people with water."

"It's one of my special abilities," Varie explained. "Water is said to be a purifying and healing force."

Twenty minutes after Lincoln had properly healed, they performed the next test 20 minutes later. "Now that you're upright, let's try testing your super speed," Clyde suggested.

Lincoln and J.D. were in racing poses. "On your mark, get set, run like the wind!" screamed Clyde, waving a flag.

Lincoln takes off, J.D. runs faster than a bolt of lightning, and Lincoln comes to a halt, dumbfounded by J.D.'s speed. Lincoln, Clyde, Varie, and Laney were shocked by what they had just witnessed.

J.D. returned 3 seconds later, drenched in sweat and carrying a tote bag on his shoulder, and exclaimed, "Time!"

Clyde looked at his stopwatch and was shocked by what he saw, telling J.D., "3.54 seconds! Wow! J.D., you have superhuman speed!"

"Yep," J.D. agreed with a nod of his head.

He pulled out some items from other countries from the tote bag he was carrying. "I've brought you some interesting items from various countries. Clyde, I brought you some amazing Maracas from Mexico. Laney, I brought you this wonderful French Artist's Beret. Varie, I got you this lovely necklace from Russia, and Lincoln, I got you this fantastic Sherpa cap from Nepal."

Clyde was pleased with his gift and thanked J.D. as he handed it to him, saying, "Awesome! Thanks, J.D."

Laney appreciated her gift and thanked him when he handed it to her, saying, "Thank you, J.D."

Varie kissed him, and he wrapped her necklace around her neck. It was a stunning blue diamond heart. (From Titanic, "Heart of the Ocean")

Lincoln loved his hat from Nepal and thanked J.D. as he took his gift from him: "Awesome! Thanks, J.D."

"I think you just proved to Lincoln that he's definitely not as fast as a boy made in a lab," Clyde said, disappointed that Lincoln didn't have any powers.

"Ah. Let's check with Leni, shall we? "Lincoln also expressed his disappointment, but then questioned her about his birth story next.

"I totes remember that day! We were at home waiting to meet you. And then you were carried in by an eagle. Well, off to the mall!" Leni explained as she left the room to go shopping.

Lincoln was doubtful of her explanation. "An eagle? That's crazy!"

"I've heard of storks delivering babies, but never Eagles," Laney exclaimed, shaking her head.

"The Stork delivering babies has been proven to be a myth," J.D. told them.

"Perhaps she said beagle," Clyde remarked, shrugging his shoulders.

Lincoln glanced at him in surprise and exclaimed, "How is that better?" He then has an idea and exclaims, "Wait a minute!" He then pulls out another DVD and asks, "Remember this?"

Clyde smacks his forehead in response and says, "Of course! Erik, the Eagle Boy! He was half eagle and half boy. That would explain the white hair." He then pulls on Lincoln's cowlick.

"Lincoln's hair would have to be made of feathers, Clyde," Varie pointed out.

"Humans, unlike chickens, cannot lay eggs. Also, being born in the jungle has been proven to give superpowers," J.D. added.

"True. But Erik was capable of doing all of that, you know, eagle stuff," Lincoln said while nodding his head in thought.

Then Lincoln and Clyde yelled, "FIELD TEST!"

They've returned outside, and a pile of pillows has been placed on the ground in case Lincoln falls.

Clyde speaks into his walkie-talkie: "McBride to tower, we're ready to take off! Over."

J.D., who was in a nearby tree, responded in his walkie-talkie: "Tower to McBride, you have permission to take off! Over."

Clyde yelled to Lincoln, who was on the roof, "1...2...3! Fly, Eagle Boy!" Lincoln leaps from the roof, flapping his arms. "Fly like-"

Lincoln cannot stay in the air and crashes onto the pillows, leaving Clyde unimpressed. "-a rock."

"Good thing those pillows were there to cushion his fall, and I can fly," Laney said, relieved that her brother was unharmed.

Laney floats off the ground, flies through the air, and performs aerial tricks and stunts.

Lincoln, Clyde, and Varie are astounded by what they say and praise her as she lands, with Laney giving a little bow.

Clyde held up a can of worms in the dining room to Lincoln. "Open wide, Eagle Boy. Here's lunch."

"Ew," Varie said, her face screwed up in disgust at the mere idea of eating a worm.

"I think I'm going to be sick," J.D. said, looking like he was about to vomit.

Lincoln takes a nervous gulp and bites into a worm. J.D. and Lincoln dashed to the bathroom, vomiting in the toilet and sink.

"That was so disgusting!" Laney yelled in disgust.

After seeing them become ill, Clyde suspected something else. "Hmm. Perhaps it was a beagle." "How about some turkey giblets and gravy?" he asks, holding up a can of food.

Lincoln and J.D. become even more nauseous when they see the can of dog food and vomit again.

They're now questioning Luna about Lincoln's birth.

"Your birth story? Totally remember it, brah. A car pulled up to the house, and Mom and Dad stepped out holding you," Luna told them.

"Huh. There's nothing suspicious about that," said Lincoln, surprised.

"And then all these dudes in dark suits and sunglasses jumped out, surrounded the house, and started talking into their watches. It was pretty rad. Later!" Luna said, and then left the room to do her own thing.

"Well, now I'm even more confused," Lincoln said.

Clyde hands Lincoln another DVD titled Alan the Alien Boy, saying nothing.

"Alan the Alien Boy! Of course! Those guys Luna saw were government agents bringing me to Mom and Dad," Lincoln said, thinking it made sense to him.

"That explains the white hair," Clyde observed.

"There's one crucial difference. Alan was either born on another planet or in Area 51. Lincoln was born here in Michigan," J.D. pointed out to them.

"What is Area 51?" Laney asked, having never heard of it.

"Area 51 is a top-secret government facility for extraterrestrial research. It is in Nevada. It's very secretive," J.D. explained to her.

"That sounds suspicious," Varie said.

Lincoln and Clyde exchanged glances after hearing J.D.'s explanation, then yelled, "FIELD TEST!"

"Alan could open doors with his mind," Clyde told Lincoln as they stood in the hallway before the bathroom door.

"People with superpowers are usually from alien planets. Like Superman from Krypton or Starfire from Tamaran," J.D. said to them.

"Let's see what you've got," Clyde said excitedly and nervously.

Lincoln tries opening the door using mind powers, and after a few seconds, it opens.

"It worked!" yelled Lincoln, Clyde, Laney, J.D., and Varie, surprised.

Just then, the toilet flushes and Lana emerges with a newspaper. "I'd wait a minute before going in there. Whew!"

"I can do all of that with the Force," J.D. discarded arrogantly, disappointed that it didn't work.

"So much for that. The next test is the ability to regenerate lost limbs. Do you have a stick you could bite on?" Clyde asked, hopefully.

"Clyde, we're not going to cut off one of Lincoln's arms or legs," Varie chastised him.

"Unlike reptiles, humans cannot regrow their lost limbs," J.D. explained.

After hearing that, Lincoln was hesitant to try Clyde's suggestion. "Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious I'm not an alien."

"Let's move on," Laney said quickly, trying to get away from the subject.

They are now asking Luan about Lincoln's birth story. "Well, I was really little, but I remember how excited we were to have a brother finally. We thought for sure you'd be a girl," she told them.

"Why would you think that?" Lincoln asked, confused.

"Mom and Dad already had your room decorated for one. At first, we thought they'd brought home the wrong baby!" Luan said, giggling as she left the room.

"Clyde, that's it!" Lincoln said triumphantly, as he held up yet another DVD. "It's just like Ricky the Wrong Baby. Ricky's so-called "parents" wanted a boy so badly. They paid a doctor to switch babies. My parents already had five girls. It makes total sense!"

"Lincoln, that's kidnapping," J.D. explained, "and according to the Michigan State Sentencing Guidelines, a person who maliciously, forcibly leads or entices a child under the age of 14 intending to detain, conceal the child from a parent or legal guardian can be found guilty of a felony and punished to life in prison."

Clyde pointed out to them, "It would explain the white hair."

"Maybe, but maybe not," Varie shrugged, unsure herself.

"I don't think our parents would resort to that. That's too extreme," Laney said, shaking her head in disagreement.

"Come on, Clyde. We need to sort this out," said Lincoln before they dashed off to check the hospital's birth records online with J.D., Varie, and Laney.

On the computer, Lincoln read all the birth records for the day he was born. He said to everyone, "Okay, here are the local birth announcements from the day I was born. We need to find these families and see if one of them could be mine."

"It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack," J.D. exclaimed, amazed at how many people were born on the same day as Lincoln.

"Yeah. It could be any of them," Varie agreed.

"I'm not sure this is a good idea, guys," Laney said nervously.

"We won't know until we try," J.D. assuredly replied.

"Great plan, Lincoln," Clyde said, but then became concerned. "Or, you know, whatever your real name is." "This is going to be an adjustment," Clyde sighed.

They were later hiding in a bush. "All right, guys, first house on the list!" Lincoln exclaimed to everyone. They notice a family of blondes with a tall girl as their child.

"Maybe you were switched with that really tall girl," Clyde speculated, but then the parents stood up, revealing themselves as tall as their daughter.

"Or maybe not," Lincoln sighed.

"That family is quite tall," J.D. remarked.

"Wow. They have the potential to be NBA stars." Laney whistled in awe.

"Next!" yelled Lincoln, irritated.

They went to the next house to spy on a family with a father with Lincoln's hairstyle and a girl with a familiar laugh.

"Hey! That girl laughs just like Luan! She must be a Loud, and I must belong in that family!" Lincoln smiled happily, but when the family turned their heads, it was revealed that they had long noses.

"Or maybe not," Clyde sighed.

"Nope. Their noses are too long," Varie pointed out.

"Next," Lincoln groaned.

They went to spy on the next family who were gardening on their front lawn.

"Maybe she's the one! She's into dirt, just like Lana," Lincoln stated, but then the family removed their gardening hats, revealing red curly hair.

"Or not," Clyde sighed.

"Nope. They have red hair," J.D. said, shaking his head.

"Next," Varie said.

The next family they spy on their lawn is surrounded by cacti, which Lincoln pokes in pain.

"Ow! I hate these drought-resistant lawns!" Lincoln yelled in agony.

"I'm aware. They sting," J.D. said in sympathy.

"Yeah. Bad," Laney agreed.

"I really hope it's not this house, because we'd have to go to different schools. Just thinking about it makes my feet sweat." Clyde said as he started to sweat.

A car honks and pulls into the driveway.

"I wouldn't worry about it, Clyde. With the luck we're having-" Lincoln said, trailing off, seeing the parents get out of the parents who happened to have white hair.

"Gah! The white hair!" yelled Lincoln, shocked.

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" J.D. was taken aback by surprise.

The daughter they have looks eerily familiar.

Lincoln said, "And look at her hair! It looks exactly like Lori's!"

"She looks like a younger Lori," J.D. agreed.

Clyde sadly removes his shoe and lets out all of the sweat that has built up on his foot.

"What does everyone want for dinner?" asked the white-haired woman.

"Spicy subs! Spicy subs!" exclaimed the white-haired family's daughter.

"Hair like Lori's, plays guitar like Luna, eats like Lynn...that girl is a Loud!" sadly exclaimed Lincoln.

"She is most definitely a Loud," Varie agreed.

"Just when you think you know some people," Laney said, shaking her head.

"We don't know that!" Clyde exclaimed, heartbroken and unable to believe what he'd heard. He begins to sniffle, sighs, and wrings out his sweaty sock.

"Let's face it, Clyde. Those white-haired people are my real parents. I'm going to have to move here and start my life all over," Lincoln said sadly, not wanting to move there.

"You can't! How are we going to stay best friends? Do walkie-talkies even reach this far? Will your new parents even let me sleep over?" Clyde yelled angrily and began hyperventilating into his paper bag.

Varie slaps Clyde and yells at him. "Pull yourself together, Clyde! You're spiraling!"

"Thanks, Varie. I needed that," Clyde said, rubbing his cheek where she slapped him.

Lincoln was now enraged at his parents, believing they were deceiving him, and exclaimed, "Now I have some choice words for my so-called parents!"

Back at the Loud House, Lincoln steps in front of his parents, cracking his neck slightly.

Lynn Sr. wondered aloud, "Can we help you, son?"

Lincoln was skeptical when his dad asked that question, "Son. That's an interesting choice of words."

Clyde popped up from behind the left arm of the armchair and agreed, yelling, "Yeah!"

The Loud parents look at Clyde, puzzled, and he simply waves to them. Rita then asks, "Is there something wrong, guys?"

"Yes. I know my real birth story," Lincoln replied.

"You do?" uttered Lynn Sr., surprised that Lincoln had discovered the truth.

"Yep. You really had another girl, but you didn't want another girl, did you? You wanted a boooyyy! So, what did you do? You paid off the hospital to look the other way, and then you made the ol' switcheroo with some poor unsuspecting family across town! What do you have to say for yourselves?" Lincoln said in anger.

"Yeah! For shame!" Clyde said, disappointed.

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!" J.D. tsked, disappointed in them.

The parents paused for a moment to process what Lincoln had just said before breaking out laughing.

Lincoln was not amused and remarked sarcastically, "Oh, I'm glad you find ruining my life funny."

The parents still laugh when Rita comes to a halt and apologizes, "We're sorry, honey." She gently nudges her husband, who is still laughing. "We didn't mean to laugh. It's just that you're completely off base."

Lynn Sr. relaxes and says to Lincoln, "Of course, you're our son, Lincoln. Why don't you take a seat? It's a pastime you learned the truth about your birth."

Lincoln takes a seat, as do Clyde, Laney, J.D., and Varie.

"Okay, you too, guys," Lynn Sr. said as they sat down.

"Well, the day you were born got off to a pretty normal start. My water broke. We called Pop Pop, and he came over to watch your older sisters..." Rita explained.

Lynn Sr. continued, "I drove your mother to the hospital in Vanzilla, but not surprisingly, she broke down." He stopped realizing what he said and quickly corrected himself, "Uh, the van, not your mother. And that's when things stopped being normal."

Rewind to that day when Lynn Sr. called for a ride to the hospital from the side of the road, and their van had broken down.

"We were afraid you'd be born on the side of the road," Rita explained, "but thankfully, a black limo pulled up."

When Lynn Sr asked them to pull over, the window rolled down.

Lynn Sr. continued where his wife had left off, saying, "It could have knocked me over with a feather. It was the President and the First Lady! When I told them what was going on, they offered to drive us to the hospital."

Lynn Sr. gets into the limbo, remembers his wife was in the other vehicle, and brings her over. When she walked in, she was surprised to see who was in the limbo.

Rita picked up where he had left off. "Everything was looking good again, but you weren't a patient baby. We weren't going to make it to the hospital. You were going to be delivered by the President until he passed out. Then the First Lady took over."

"What an amazing woman. She was so cool under pressure," Lynn Sr. said, smiling at the memory.

"Of course, you had to hear it from me since you were also passed out," Rita explained.

"That's not how I remember it," Lynn Sr. protested.

Rita shook her head fondly and said, "Anyway, she delivered you right there in the limo. When we saw you for the first time..." She then sighed, "...our hearts just melted."

J.D. was surprised by what he had just learned about Lincoln's birth. "Wow! That is considered a major league honor, Lincoln."

"Boy, that's quite a revelation," Varie said, astounded by the story.

"President George W. Bush delivered my big brother? That is incredible!" Laney shouts, surprised and impressed.

"The reason we never told you was because the President-" Lynn Sr. pauses and whispers the rest so as not to be overheard-" was on his way to his top-secret safe house in Royal Woods. Nobody knows about it, and no one can find out about it."

Rita: "We had to sign an agreement saying we'd never discuss it."

"Now I get it. You couldn't tell Lincoln because you were both sworn to secrecy," J.D. said, as he finally understood why they couldn't say anything before.

"That's right," Lynn Sr. said, in agreement with what he had just said.

Lincoln was amazed and said, "Wow! That's amazing! But wait. Something still doesn't make sense. Luan said you decorated my room for a girl. It sure sounds like you were expecting one."

"We already had five girls. We were just using the baby stuff we had," Rita explained.

"Oh, you couldn't afford baby stuff for a boy because you were on a tight budget," Varie realized.

"That's right, Varie," Rita said.

"What about the men in black suits and sunglasses Luna told me about?" Lincoln asked, still perplexed.

"They were the secret service," Lynn Sr. explained.

"Wow. They work for the United States Department of Homeland Security," J.D. said, amazed.

That's right, J.D.," Rita said in agreement,

"Lori said there was a scientist in gloves and a mask," Lincoln recalled Lori saying.

"That was the First Lady. She got it from the car's first-aid kit," Lynn Sr. elaborated.

"Boy, First Lady Laura Bush knew exactly what to do, didn't she?" Laney marveled.

"She certainly did, sweetie," Rita agreed.

"All right, but what about what Leni said about me being carried by an eagle?" Lincoln questioned.

"Which I found completely unbelievable," J.D. scoffed.

"You were wrapped in a blanket with the presidential seal on it," Rita explained.

"In fact," Lynn Sr. said. He went to the corner of the room, and ripped a piece of the carpet, revealing a secret compartment with a briefcase, took it out, opened it, and revealed the blanket, as mentioned earlier.

Lincoln was convinced that his parents were telling the truth about how he was born. "Holy cow! I can't believe it! I was delivered by the First Lady!"

J.D., Laney, and Varie salute the blanket's Presidential Seal.

"I believe she's referred to as FLOTUS. Lincoln, wait until you tell this story to our class! It's totally going to blow away the story about Liam's water birth!" Clyde exclaimed.

"Sorry, sweetie, but you can't tell your class. Remember? It's top secret," said Rita as she reminded them it was a secret.

"Oh, right," Lincoln said, disappointed that he couldn't tell anyone.

"That's right, Lincoln. This is a major government secret. When Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita told us this. We were also sworn to secrecy. We can't tell anyone, PERIOD," J.D. told Lincoln.

"You have our word on it, mom and dad. We won't tell a soul," Laney assured her parents.

"We won't tell anyone," Varie agreed.

"Thank you, guys," Rita said, relieved they wouldn't tell anyone.

"I'm sorry about that, son," Lynn Sr. apologized for putting him through all of this.

"It's fine, Dad. I'm just glad you can still call me that." Lincoln smiled, relieved that his parents were still his parents.

"Aw," Rita cooed contentedly.

"Bring it in, kiddo," Lynn Sr. said, reaching out his arms for a hug. Lincoln and his parents embrace, relieved that they are still a family.

Clyde burst into tears of joy and was about to blow his nose into the blanket with the Presidential Seal when he exclaimed, "It's just too beautiful!" But before he can blow his nose into the blanket, J.D. grabs it and replaces it with a handkerchief, which he then blows his nose in.

"Sorry about that, Clyde," J.D. said, "but this blanket is very important."

"Yeah, this is a piece of American history," Lynn Sr. reprimanded.

J.D. returned the blanket to Mr. Lynn, who tucked it away for safekeeping.

Later, as they were reading comic books in Lincoln's room, Clyde said to Lincoln, "It's great that we now know the truth, Lincoln. But we still haven't solved the mystery of your white hair."

"True," Lincoln agreed, but then he considered why he had white hair. "Wait a minute!" exclaimed Lincoln as he grabbed one last DVD. "I believe I have an answer." He then showed everyone the DVD.

"Of course! Ron, the Radioactive Boy! His hair turned white after that gamma-ray explosion!" Clyde said in realization.

"But he also had all those weird mutant abilities," Lincoln pondered.

"Nuclear radiation is one of the most common causes of acquiring superpowers," J.D. explained.

The boys are inspired to do another, and they both exclaim, "FIELD TEST!"

"Here we go again," Laney told the viewers. When she winks at the screen, it goes black.

THE END.