It starts late at night with the Loud siblings, J.D. and Varie, in Lori and Leni's bedroom. Lynn and Lana are having a pillow fight, Luna bounces Lily, and Luan is braiding Lucy's hair. At the same time, Lucy reads an Edgar Allan Poe book, J.D. is reading a book about the 2016 movie Moana, Varie is reading a book about fish, Leni is painting Lori's toenails, and Lincoln is speaking with Lisa.

"Then, wham! My remote control plane collided with Dad's disco ball, shattering it into a million pieces!" Lincoln explained.

Lynn gasped, "Oh no!" Lana whacks Leni with a pillow, knocking her off the bed. "The one he got for winning the Royal Woods "Dance Your Pants Off" contest?! He's so proud of it!"

"I know and if he ever found out, I would be as dead as disco!" Lincoln agreed, nodding somberly.

"Don't worry, Lincoln," Lori reassured him, "you're not the only one hiding something from Dad."

"Oooooooooh!" exclaimed Luna, Lisa, Lynn, Lana, and Lily.

"I scratched the car by accident with my rhinestone purse!" Lori informed everyone.

Flashback.

Lori pulls into a parking spot and turns off the car. When she opens the door, she inadvertently dents the car in front of her. When she realizes this, she tries to back up, unknowingly leaving jagged scratches on the side of the van with her purse. End of flashback.

"You think that's bad? Remember the blackout last week?" Luna said.

Flashback.

Luna turns her speakers up to "Super Max" and strums her guitar once, causing a citywide blackout.

The flashback is over.

"I guess that explains why it was so dark back then," J.D. scratched his chin in thought.

"I rather enjoy the darkness. Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding dress for my dark betrothal to Edwin," Lucy explained.

Flashback.

Lucy is descending the basement stairs in her mother's wedding gown, which has been completely repainted in black. There are a bunch of disfigured dolls in the basement, all staring at Edwin, Lucy's vampire bust.

End of flashback.

"I'm sure you were a stunning bride of darkness in your mother's wedding gown, Lucy," Varie smiled at her.

"Many thanks, Varie," Lucy said, expressing her gratitude.

"Anyone else?" Lori asked, and then Laney raised her hand. "Yes, Laney?"

"Okay. Now, I never showed you this before but I have a scar on my neck," Laney told everyone.

"You never told me about a scar, Laney," J.D. said, concerned.

"Yes," Laney said as she removed her red scarf, revealing her scar, and Varie gasped.

The scar was on the right side of her neck, and it appeared as if she had been slashed.

"Oh my gosh," Varie exclaimed, her mouth agape at the scar.

"How did you get that, Laney?" J.D. inquired, concerned.

"Well, it all started a year ago when mom and dad were away, and I decided to do a spinning plate act in the kitchen because you all remember I was going through a circus phase," Laney explained. Everyone nodded in agreement except J.D. and Varie.

"The old dish drill trick. "I saw that on TV, but I wasn't here at the time," J.D. mused.

"Yes," Laney agreed.

Flashback.

Laney was spinning plates in the kitchen, four sticks balanced on her arms and one on her nose.

"So, anyway, I tried to keep my balance. Until I tripped..." narrated Laney. She falls, dropping the plates, and they break. "And then, as the plates broke, one of the shards flew into my neck and sliced right through it!" A piece of broken plate flies into her neck, making a small cut. "I tried holding in my cries of pain." She ran into her room and scoured her chest until she found a red scarf. " I had also tried to hide my wound." Laney wraps the scarf around her neck.

End of Flashback.

"And I've been wearing this scarf ever since."

"Oooooh," all of her siblings cried in sympathy.

"You're lucky that you didn't sever an artery, Laney," J.D. said sympathetically.

"Yeah," Varie agreed, because she could have been seriously hurt.

"So that's what happened to Mom's special china," Leni pondered.

"What?! Oh my goodness, I had no idea!" Laney exclaimed frantically, not realizing the significance of the china.

"But you're not the only one with a scar, Laney," J.D. pointed out.

"Really?" Laney asked, perplexed.

He showed her a one-inch-long cut scar on his right pointer finger.

"How did you do that?" Laney wondered.

"I accidentally slashed my finger with a broken umbrella spike. It happened when I was 11 years old. I had to wear a bandage for a month. My parents are already aware of this, so it isn't a secret," J.D. clarified.

"Wow," Laney exclaimed in awe.

Lincoln said to the viewers, "What can I say? We're not angels. Sometimes, we mess up. But the great thing is, if you need to get something off your chest, you can always trust your siblings."

"Ain't that the truth, J.D. agreed.

A knock was heard at the door.

"Well, not all of them." Lincoln sighed, knowing who was at the door.

"I think I know who that is," J.D. stated

Lincoln approaches the door and opens it, revealing Lola on the other side. She walked into the room.

"Whatcha guys talking about?" asked Lola, since she heard them talking from the other side of the door.

Lisa yelled, "Quantum physics!"

Lynn yelled, "Monster trucks!"

Lori yelled, "Bobby!"

Leni yelled, "Politics!"

Lynn screamed, "Baseball!"

Luan yelled, "Jokes!"

Lana yelled, "Global warming!"

Laney said, "A diversion?"

"You're telling secrets again, aren't you? It's not fair! I never get included!" Lola said while stomping her foot in frustration.

"That's because you're a tattle-tale, Lola." Lincoln pointed out to her.

Lola scoffs. "I am NOT!" While a cricket chirps, Lincoln and the others stare at her in disbelief. "I'll admit it, I used to be a tattle-, but I've changed!"

"I'll believe it when pigs fly," J.D. said, since he didn't believe her.

"Can pigs really fly?" Leni wondered.

"No, Leni. It's just a figure of speech. It means I'll believe it when I see it," J.D. explained.

Everyone agreed with him, but they still didn't believe Lola, as they murmured. Lola growls angrily and tosses her tiara aside in rage. "MOM! THEY WON'T LET ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!"

As Lola storms out of the room, Lincoln quickly shuts the door. Lisa double-checks her list of secrets. "Mmm. So, where were we?"

"I broke Dad's disco ball, Luna caused the blackout, Lori scratched the car, Lucy ruined Mom's wedding dress, and Laney broke Mom's plates and got herself cut." Laney blushes when he mentions the plates. "Who's next?"

"Do you have any secrets, J.D?" Lori inquired.

"Unfortunately, no. I've got nothing to hide," J.D. said while shaking his head slightly.

"Neither do I," Varie remarked.

Lana jumped and raised her hand. "Ooh! Ooh! So, remember how Dad yelled at Charles for chewing up his boots?" She laughs. "It was me!"

Her siblings burst out laughing.

"Wait, a second. Weren't those steel toe?" Luan asked, realizing something.

The following day, Lincoln awakens to find Lola smiling at him. Lincoln yells in surprise.

"Oh. Hey Lola," J.D. greeted her, rubbing his eyes to wake up.

"Good morning J.D. Good morning, Linky!" Lola said as she pulled out a fancy suit. "For my tea party, I'll need a butler. Lincoln, you're it."

"Yeah. That's not happening," Lincoln said as he put his bedsheets back on himself.

"Are you sure?" Lola exclaimed as she swiped Lincoln's bedsheets. He raised his head. "I'd hate for Dad to find out who broke his precious disco ball!"

Lincoln lets out a loud gasp as he realizes Lola knows his secret. "Who told you that?!"

"How did you find out?" J.D. inquired suspiciously.

Lola shrugs her shoulders as if she doesn't know. Lincoln is seen wearing the suit provided by Lola.

"Top me off, Linkington." Lincoln turns the teacup over to pour. "I don't hear any tea!"

Lincoln sighs and tips the teacup over, making a whooshing sound like tea pouring out.

J.D. and Varie are perplexed as to how she got that information.

Lucy is writing in her poem book in the backyard when Lola approaches her with her princess car.

"Hey Luce, do you want to play "Drive me around while I practice my pageant wave"? "asked Lola.

"Hard pass," Lucy responded, continuing to write her poem.

"All right," Lola said, and then drove around for a while before parking by Lucy again. "Perhaps I should go play 'Dress Up' with Mom's wedding gown instead." Lucy looked up, surprised, as a crow caws. Lola exclaims, "Wait a minute. I can't because someone messed it up."

Lucy exhales loudly as she realizes she knows her secret and inquires, "Who told you that?" Lola shrugs as if she doesn't know. As Lucy takes the wheel, she slides into the passenger seat. Lucy is motioned to begin driving by Lola. Lucy exclaimed, "Sigh."

Lucy puts on a chauffeur's cap and starts driving as Lola waves.

Everything is overheard by J.D. and Varie through the back door.

Later in the dining room, Laney was writing something as Lola approached.

"What are you writing?" Lola asked as she sat next to her.

"So, if Lucy can write disturbing poems, I figured I could write something of my own, maybe a story. Here's what I've come up with so far..." Laney said, but Lola stopped her before she could continue.

"Yeah, that's great. Speaking of stories, I was hoping you could read some to me. I enjoy fairytales and princesses, but please make me the princess, and don't forget the voices," Lola said as she handed Laney a book.

"Perhaps you should just read it yourself," Laney suggested, dismissing the idea of reading to her.

"Or maybe mom should know why you wear that scarf all the time," Lola says as she pulls Laney's scarf down to reveal her scar.

"How did you-" Laney inquired, but Lola simply smirked. Laney sighed and began to read to her.

In the living room, Lori is texting on her phone, Luna is watching TV, and Lynn Sr. is reading a newspaper then. Lola enters the room and asks Luna, "Luna, can I have the middle?"

"Sorry, little dudette. I snagged it first," Luna replied, shrugging her shoulders.

"Oh, okay. I hope your show doesn't, you know, like, end suddenly. I hear there have been a lot of blackouts lately." Lola turned back and looked at Luna with a wicked grin.

"Who told you-" Luna asked, realizing Lola was aware of her secret.

Luna comes to a halt as she realizes her father is beside her. Luna reluctantly places Lola on the couch as she angrily sits on the floor.

"Lori, can I have some head scratchies?" Lola asked.

"No. I need both hands to text," Lori, who was still texting, replied.

"Oh, I just thought you wouldn't mind since you've been scratching a lot lately," Lola said slyly, and Lori gasped as she realized Lola was aware of her secret. She grudgingly starts scratching Lola's head. "Please, two hands," Lori observes with disdain, using both hands.

J.D. and Varie, upstairs at the time, looked suspiciously at Lola.

In Lincoln's Room, J.D. and Varie are having a private meeting.

"Something is very wrong, Varie. Lola somehow knows everyone's secrets, and she's blackmailing her siblings into doing her bidding," J.D. said to Varie.

"Yeah. I smell a rat, and it's most likely Lola," Varie concurred.

"Yeah. I believe you are correct. We need to figure out what's going on. Let's go, "J.D. said. He wanted to know if their suspicions were correct.

He opened the door, and he and Varie crept into Lori and Leni's room to begin their search. Nothing was in the closet, under the bed, or in Leni's dresser.

"Did you find anything?" J.D. asked while still looking.

"Nothing," Varie replied with a shake of her head.

J.D. then notices something on the floor next to Lori's bed.

"Wait, a second. This is Lola's tiara," he said, only to discover something suspicious attached to it. It turned out to be a microphone.

"That little sneak!" J.D. yelled out furiously.

"What is it?" Varie asked as she approached to see what he had discovered.

"Lola put a bugged tiara in the room and eavesdropped on the meeting while we were not looking," J.D. explained, holding up the tiara.

"She's a cunning little weasel. We have to tell everyone," said Varie.

"No. We can't let Lola know we're on to her. We'll inform everyone at the next meeting. I have a plan," J.D. said before whispering the plan into Varie's ear.

"Honey, that's genius," Varie said, kissing him on the cheek for his brilliant plan.

Lana and Lola's bedroom, and by now, Lola has forced all of her siblings to do menial tasks for her by this point. Luna is playing the mandolin, Lynn is painting Lola's toes, Lana is dressed up, and Lincoln is back as Lola's waiter.

Luna is irate as she plays the mandolin, "With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there- "

"Uh... I believe I said he had a pig," Lola corrects Luna.

"With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there," Luna grumbled, her teeth clenched.

"And the brave knight said to the fair princess Lola, "Fear not mi-" Laney is reading aloud.

"Voices!" Lola screamed.

Laney is even more irritated as she reads in a deep voice, "Fear not, Mi'lady! I'll save you from this great evil!"

"Wonderful. How's my homework coming along, Lis?" Lola enquired.

"I'm up to the letter S," Lisa said, holding up a sheet of paper with the letters of the alphabet made up of different shaped pasta noodles.

"Hmm. Make the macaroni a little crooked. I don't want my teacher to become suspicious." She then chuckles and claps twice. "Jester! What about a joke?"

Dressed as a jester, Luan says unenthusiastically, "Why do chicken coups only have two doors? 'Cause if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get it?"

"Yes!" exclaimed Lola, then burst out laughing. "Isn't this a lot of fun, everyone?" While Lola laughed at how much fun she was having, her siblings grumble in frustration, knowing they were not having as much fun.

Later, in Lori and Leni's room, the kids are having another meeting.

"I can't take another second of this! Do you know how hard it is to do a male voice? VERY HARD!" Laney yelled, pulling her hair.

"Settle down! Now, I think we all know why we're here. Lola knows our secrets, and she's literally torturing us!" Lori said, frustrated.

"Clearly, we've got a rat!" Lynn exclaimed suspiciously.

Thinking Lynn was referring to a real rat, Leni was horrified: "EW! WHERE?!"

"No, Leni. A "rat" is an informal term for a snitch, Lisa explained.

"Her name also rhymes with Granola," J.D. threw in his two cents.

"Lisa?" Leni asked.

"No, Leni, it's Lola," Varie corrects, holding up the bugged tiara. "She hid this bugged tiara in your room and listened in on our meeting."

Flashback to yesterday. Lola growls angrily and tosses her tiara aside in rage. "MOM! THEY WON'T LET ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!" Lola's tiara fell to the floor as she yelled at her mother. A closer look at the tiara revealed the hidden microphone. End flashback.

"Why that little..." Laney snarled, realizing Lola was blackmailing everyone.

"Calm down, Laney," Varie instructed.

"So, we now know who the rat is. But what are we going to do about it?" Lori asked.

"Yeah, she still has all our secrets!" Lana agreed.

"I'm glad you asked. I have a plan." J.D. smiled and then whispered the plan to everyone.

They put their plan into action the following day. Lisa sorted the cereal bits for Lola, putting the pink marshmallows in a bowl labeled "YES" and the regular bits in another labeled "YUCK."

"Just 10 minutes, Lola, and I'll have all your cereals separated for you," Lisa said as she sorted the cereal bits.

"Oh, good job, Lisa. Don't let any of that icky bran mix with that yummy marshmallow," Lola said, and then she looked up at Luna playing a double bass. "Uh, smooth jazz, Luna?" She then chuckles. "Nice try. How 'bout a little adult-contemporary instead?"

Luna said, acting, "Sure! Anything for you, sis!" She plays a different line; Lynn is now painting Lola's toes and says, "Almost done with the second coat! Then onto the third!"

"Laney! Storytime!" Lola exclaimed.

"Excellent! I've got just the story for you. That is no way a diversion, and it stars you as a princess and-" Laney began, but Lola interrupted her excitement, "Read it to me! Read it to me!"

Laney began reading, "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Lola. She was the most perfect princess in all the lands..."

Lynn gives Lincoln and J.D. the thumbs up. Lincoln enters Lana and Lola's room, and J.D. escapes by flying out the window. Lincoln rummages through every nook and cranny until he discovers a hidden note under Lola's mattress.

"Aha!" said Lincoln, who grabbed the note and read it. "If you're reading this, you must be snooping. Get out of my room...or else. Signed, Lola"

He ignores the warning, crumples up the note, and finds another note in the wastebasket.

Lincoln read the second note. "I said GET OUT OF MY ROOM! Signed, Lola." He growls, "Err!" He sees something on her nightstand and says excitedly, "Lola's diary!" He opens the page and reads, "Today, I broke Mom's most prized possession." He smiles, thinking he's got her.

"Just kidding. Only a MORON would write secrets in a diary. NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM! Signed, Lola," said Lincoln, before closing the diary. "Man, she's good! He grabs Lola's tiara and asks himself, "What is your secret, Lola Loud?"

Laney yells from downstairs, "Lola, please wait! Don't you want to know what happens next?"

Lynn yells from downstairs, feigning concern, "Come back, Lola! Don't you want me to put more of that pink crud on your toes?"

Lincoln gasps as he realizes Lola is approaching and conceals the tainted tiara in his cap. Lola enters her room, gasps in surprise, and becomes enraged. "BUSTED!" She is actually reprimanding her teddy bear. "I told you not to eat any sweets before dinner, Mr. Sprinkles!" She gets a shiver. "Brr! It's freezing in here."

She sees her window open while Lincoln is holding on by the sill and closes it on his fingers. Lincoln falls and screams and lands on a cactus. "YOWCH!" He then groans. "Where the heck did this cactus come from?" He sees another note attached to it and reads, "If you landed here, it means you were snooping in my room. Enjoy the pricklies. XOXO Lola." He sighs in defeat.

At Miss Liza's Pageant Training Center, J.D. talks with some of Lola's pageant rivals.

"Doesn't anyone have dirt on Lola Loud?" J.D. asks, and Lola's competitors scream in terror and flee when they hear Lola's name.

"Jumpin' Geronimo! What did she do to these girls?" J.D. asked himself.

"Psst! Come over here! "a voice said. When he turns around, he notices a pair of eyes peering out of a closet door. J.D. approaches the closet while no one is looking and is dragged inside by a pair of hands. Only the eyes are visible in the pitch-black room. "Hey. I'm going to help you. Not because I like you, but because I'm sick of always coming in second to Lola!"

"Cool. What do you have?" J.D. inquired eagerly.

The voice turned out to be Lindsey Sweetwater's whispering a secret to him, causing him to gasp loudly. "Holy mother of Dark Chocolate! Thank you for telling me this. Oh, wait till everyone hears this!"

Back at the Loud House, J.D. reveals what Lindsey Sweetwater told him.

"Holy Shamoly!" Luan said, shocked.

He'd revealed Lola's secret to Lincoln and his sisters, who were all taken aback.

"Man, that is juicy!" The sisters look over to Lynn, referring to the burger she's eating. "And you got some really good dirt on Lola, too."

All the sisters lowered their eyebrows in annoyance except Luan, J.D., and Varie. Luan snaps her fingers at her for telling such a good joke.

"Yep, and now, it's time to take her down!" Lincoln said, causing his sisters to cheer at that.

In Lana and Lola's room, they confront Lola about the secret they learned.

Lola exclaimed, "Holy shamoley!" after learning the secret about her. Her siblings are all enraged surrounding her. She grabs J.D. by the shirt. "Who told you about that?"

Lola looks at J.D., Varie, and her siblings, demanding an answer. They all shrug their shoulders as if they didn't know.

"If you tell Mom and Dad our secrets, we'll tell them yours! Now, if you'll excuse us, those of us who can trust each other are going to go hang out," Lincoln said.

J.D. and Varie leave while Lola looks on in disbelief, realizing they have the upper hand.

Back in Lori and Leni's room, the siblings are back to telling secrets.

"So then, kaboom! Mom and Dad's bedspread was burnt to a crisp!" Lisa exclaimed.

Luan barges into the room with a bowl of popcorn. "Guys! I just saw Lola marching into Mom and Dad's room! I think she's ratting us out!"

The kids chattered nervously.

"She wouldn't dare!" Lincoln said, shocked that she would do such a thing.

"If she's taking us down, we're taking her down with us!" Lori growled.

"Let's get her!" J.D. agreed.

The siblings rush downstairs and into their parents' bedroom. Lola walks out, a sad expression on her face.

"Thank you for telling the truth, sweetie. But you know I have to punish you. You're grounded for a month." Rita pats Lola on the head and closes her door. Lola glumly walks away while the others look on dumbfounded.

"You're grounded? Wait, what's going on?" Lincoln asks, confused.

"Yeah, I don't understand," J.D. said.

Lola sighed. "You guys are off the hook. I took the blame for all the stuff you did."

The siblings gasped in shock.

"Even the scar?!" Laney asks, surprised.

"No. But I did take the blame for the broken plates," Lola said, and Laney sighed in relief that they didn't know the truth.

"What? Why would you do that?!" Lincoln asked, perplexed.

"Cause all I really wanted was to be included in your group," Lola sighed sadly.

"Then why'd you threaten to tell on us and make us do all that stuff?" Lincoln asked, wondering why she did what she did.

"It was the only way I could get you to hang out with me! But then I realized I went about it the wrong way. Instead of using your secrets against you, I should have tried to earn your trust," Lola explained before heading upstairs. "So from now on, that's what I'm going to work on." Her voice started breaking. "If anyone needs me, I'll be up in my room for the next 30 days. Care packages welcome."

Lola sadly parts off as her siblings look on with sadness.

"You know guys, I feel really bad for her. Maybe we should give her a chance," J.D. said, feeling sorry for her.

In her room, Lola is playing a dirge on a harmonica. She is now wearing a denim prison uniform and a pink bandana with her hair now more curled. Lincoln knocks on her door and comes in.

"Hey Lola, you know we talked it over and decided...you're in! You've earned our trust!" Lincoln said, smiling at her.

Lola gasps happily, rips off her uniform, reveals her usual outfit, and starts dancing joyfully. "OH, YES YES YES, YES!"

The club comes in to talk about their secrets with their new member.

"Aw, you guys won't believe how badly I messed up the other day!" Lynn said, and her siblings' J.D.'s and Varie's curiosity are piqued] "I was in the living room, practicing my pile driver with Mom's ironing board."

As Lynn talks about her secret, Lola is happy to hear every detail. Soon, the meeting is over, and the kids are all wrapped up as they head back to their rooms while Lana goes into the bathroom.

"Aw, you guys! That was so much fun! Thanks!" Lola said, waving goodbye. "Everybody get home safe!"

"Lola?" asks Laney, and Lola turns to Laney, who walks up to her. You mustn't tell anyone else about my scar! I'm very embarrassed about it, so please keep it to yourself!" Laney begged.

"You don't have to worry about a thing. From now on, all your secrets are safe with me..." Lola promised her. Laney leaves, and Lola closes the door and starts talking to someone. "So, you'll never believe what Lynn did!"

It's revealed that she's whispering Lynn's secret to her stuffed animals. She then looks at the readers.

"Well, what did you expect? I'm Lola Loud! It's not like they'll tell anyone!" She said, and then turned to her stuffed animals. "So, anyway..." She continued to tell them Lynn's secret.

The End.