It begins with J.D., Varie, Ed, Double D, and Eddy walking up to the Loud House. J.D. knocks on the door, and Lincoln answers.
Lincoln greeted them. "Hey, guys. Come on in."
"So, Lincoln, what's going on?" Eddy asked.
"I'm just doing my chores for the day," Lincoln explained.
"Snoresville!" yelled Eddy, who thought that was boring.
J.D. asked, "Do you need some help?"
"AAH! DANG IT!" Lincoln is taking out the trash in the kitchen when they heard Lori scream.
"Sounds like someone got trapped in the bathroom again," Lincoln sighs.
"Uh oh," Varie said, concerned.
Upstairs, Laney runs out of her room and towards the bathroom. "Is everything all right in there?"
Lori is inside the bathroom, wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head, and she is holding the doorknob to the bathroom door, which has just broken off. This makes her growl.
"No! I'm locked in the stinking bathroom! Now let me out! Bobby's coming over to study, and I only have three hours to get ready!" Laney tries to open the door, but the knob has broken off, allowing her to see through the hole. Lori is struggling to open the bathroom door when she trips. She grabs the shower curtain, but it rips. Lori is hit on the head by the curtain pole. Lori growls even louder at this series of events.
Laney smashes through the door. "Hold on, Lor-" She falls through a hole in the bathroom floor. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
J. D. catches Laney as she falls and then sets her down. "Are you okay, Laney?"
Laney was relieved he had caught her. "Yes, J.D. Thanks to you."
"THIS HOUSE IS LITERALLY FALLING APART!" Lori screamed, frustrated.
Lincoln said to the readers, "Lori's right. With 12 kids, four pets... and two parents who insist on fixing everything themselves, our house is a bit of a, how do I put this nicely, disaster."
J.D.'s eyes widened in shock. "It sounds like you guys have a lot of house problems."
"Yep," Lincoln said, agreeing.
Flashback to Lana and Lola brushing their teeth.
"You have faulty water pressure," Lincoln says in a voice-over.
Lana puts her mouth under the faucet and turns on the water pressure, but nothing comes out. Lola is irritated by Lana's impolite method of mouth washing.
Lana was about to leave the bathroom. "Eh. I'll go borrow some water from Charles' bowl."
Lola scoffed. "Try to have a little digni-"
As Lola spoke, the increased water pressure from the pipes bursts, splattering water on her and tossing her into the trash can.
Flashback to Luna arriving home late at night with her music equipment.
"And the creaky floorboards," Lincoln says in a voice-over.
As Luna enters the house, she makes a "hang loose" hand gesture and tiptoes over to the staircase. She takes a step on the first step, which creaks loudly. This alerts Lynn Sr., scaring Luna. Lynn Sr. yelled, "Lori? Leni? Luan?"
"Don't forget about the rotting wood," Lincoln said in the voice-over.
Luna tries to grab the handrail, but the entire staircase collapses. Lynn Sr. flashes a light at Luna as she stands up again. "Luna!"
Flashback to Lincoln, adding the finishing touches to a model pirate ship.
"Then there's the clunky furnace," Lincoln said in the voice-over.
Lincoln has just finished putting the captain on the model ship. "Well, Captain. After 13 weeks of careful construction, your ship is finally ready."
The furnace starts rattling as Lincoln looks on with pride. Then, as Lincoln clutches his model ship in fear, the furnace spews out some soot, which covers Lincoln and damages his model ship.
Flashback to Lynn Sr. adjusting the TV antenna on a windy day.
"And the crummy TV signal," Lincoln said in the voice-over.
Inside the house, the kids complain that the television is once again fuzzy. Rita is outside, putting pillows on a trampoline in case Lynn Sr. falls off. A sheet of foil lands on Lynn Sr.'s face, blinding him. His vest gets caught on the TV antenna, causing him to become entangled in the antenna.
"Something's got me!" screamed Lynn Sr, panicked.
The TV signal has returned inside the house, and a "Peanuts"-style show appears on the screen.
Luan yelled, "Wait! Wait! That's perfect!"
As the Loud kids cheer on the return of the signal, Lynn Sr., along with the TV antenna, falls off the roof, causing the signal to be lost.
The Loud kids were disappointed and said, "Aww."
Flashback to a series of moments where doorknobs and door handles broke off.
"And the doorknob situation," Lincoln said in the voice-over.
Lisa was using a doorknob, and it broke. "Dang it."
Leni was using the fridge door handle. "Dang it."
Lynn was using a doorknob. "Dang it."
Lucy was using the attic cord. "Dang it."
Lori was using a doorknob. "Dang it."
Lily was using a faucet handle. "Dang it."
Luna was using a flusher handle. "Dang it."
Lincoln was using a doorknob. "Dang it."
Laney was using a doorknob. "OH COME ON!"
End flashback
Lincoln has just gotten the trash to the curb, where the mailbox is battered and patched.
J.D. was taken aback by how much stuff needed to be repaired. "Boy, it sounds like you guys need some serious home repairs."
"Yeah," Varie agreed.
"No kidding," Eddy said, staring.
"Yeah," Lincoln mused, "and I feel like there's something I'm leaving out." The mailbox landed on his foot. "YAH! Right. The mailbox." He put it back up. "Ridiculous. There wasn't even a breeze!"
They went inside and saw a weather machine wearing a slicker and a hat and had a slicker and a hat. "Actually, according to my meteorological instruments, a big storm's a-brewin'. Perhaps a tornado."
J.D. lets out a gasp. "A Tornado?!"
Lincoln was skeptical that there would be one. "What? No way!"
A weather report was on TV. Patchy stated: "Patchy Drizzle here with an urgent weather bulletin! A tornado watch has just been issued for the Royal Woods area!"
Except for Lisa, everyone gasps.
Lisa sighs. "Try to keep up, Patchy."
"All right, kids, everyone go down to the basement," Rita said. "Your father and I have to secure the TV antenna."
"I call the trampoline!" exclaimed Lynn Sr.
The basement.
Lisa's weather machine is set, and the kids and pets are all secured with pillows for comfort on the hard floor, chatting about the situation with concern.
J.D. appeared to be in a state of mild panic. "This is bad. This is bad. This is very, very bad!"
"Yeah," Varie agreed.
"Pickle?" Ed asks, holding up a pickle.
"Shut up, Ed," Eddy grumbled.
The twins were holding each other tight, scared. "I'm scared!"
"Fear not," Lisa said reassuringly. "A tornado watch doesn't mean a twister's coming, but rather that conditions are right for one. Besides, most residential structures can withstand wind speeds of up to 80 mph."
"Or, in the case of our house, 2 mph!" Luan laughs, and everyone else, except Laney, laughs with her.
Eddy laughs. "Nice one, Luan."
Laney was confused about what Luan meant, asking, "What do you mean?
Lynn decided to explain. "Maybe this old heap will blow away, and then we can get a new house!"
"What?" Laney exclaimed, surprised.
"I'll finally get my castle!" sighs Lola dreamily.
Lori was on her phone, texting. "Ugh. I can't believe I had to postpone my study date with Bobby after I did..." She is flaunting her body. "...all this."
"Wait! Maybe you're being too harsh on the house," Laney explained. "This place has helped us get through some tough times."
"Mostly because IT caused all those bad times!" Lori retorted.
"Come on guys," J.D. pleaded, hoping they'd reconsider. "A man's home is his castle."
Varie agreed with a nod. "Yeah. You guys have lived here for a while."
Luna smiled in remembrance and yelled, "Dudes! Remember the first time Bobby came over to Casa Loud?"
Flashback to Bobby's first visit to the Loud House.
He is dressed maturely in a white shirt and tie and carrying an Italian gift basket. As he approaches the door, he trips and falls through the porch, becoming stuck. Lori and her parents open the door with the oldest sister looking on with concern.
"Mr. and Mrs. Loud. Heh. It's an honor to finally meet you." Bobby extended his hand, which is now drenched in marinara sauce.
Lori gasps in alarm, believing Bobby was bleeding. "Boo-Boo Bear! You're literally bleeding!"
"Oh." Bobby chuckles and shakes the sauce off. "No worries, babe. It's-just it's marinara sauce. Ahem. Could I please use your restroom?"
Bobby is trying to use the sink in the bathroom, but the water isn't coming out. Suddenly, there is a shake and rattle, and a jet of water blasts Bobby against the wall. Lucy can see him through the hole in the bathroom floor next to the toilet.
"So you're Lori's new love interest," Lucy remarked.
Bobby yelps, flinches and grabs the doorknob, only to have it fall off.
"Dang it," Bobby grumbled.
End flashback.
Lori reminisces passionately, and her siblings laugh.
Lori sighs dreamily. "Fortunately, our love was strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Including creepy sisters who spy on my dates," she adds sternly. But, of course, Lucy is the one she's talking about.
That made Lucy scoff. "Please. You can't expect to have privacy in this house."
Flashback to Lucy and Lynn trying to sleep.
Lucy takes a breath. "Sigh," she exhales once more. "Sigh," she exhales again. "Sigh."
This jolts Lynn awake. "Okay, you've been doing that for ten minutes. What's wrong, Luce?"
"You can tell us," Laney said, concerned.
Lucy gets out of bed. "Don't tell anyone, but..." She shows Lynn a "Hungry Like a..." book with a werewolf on the cover. "...I've been reading this new book series about a werewolf, and it feels like I'm cheating on Edwin." She displays her Edwin poster, which has a small drawing of her taped to it.
Laney raised an eyebrow in response. "You shouldn't be, because you're not really cheating on anyone. Edwin is just a creepy old headpiece, after all."
Lucy glared at her. "You take that back!"
Lola, who had overheard this from her room, responded, "I'd go with the vampire. Werewolves are hairy and gross. Yech!"
"Which is exactly why she should go for one!" Lana howls.
Lori, who had overheard it, retorted, "But Edwin was her first love!"
"Yeah, and even though Vampires and Werewolves are both awesome creatures of the night, Edwin is way cooler than a werewolf," J.D., who overheard it, said.
"Mermaids are as cool as vampires and werewolves," Varie explained.
"How are you guys able to hear that?" Laney asked them, astounded.
"These walls aren't exactly made of steel," Lori pointed out.
Lynn Sr also overheard it and said, "Don't these books sound a little old for Lucy?"
Rita is currently reading The Mom Jeans Ultimatum. "Of course not, dear. When I was a girl, I read a series about a cute lumberjack."
Lucy reclines and covers her face with a pillow. "Groan."
End flashback.
Except for Lucy, everyone was laughing. Lucy took a breath. "Sigh..."
"I still fail to grasp your dilemma, as both would-be suitors of Vampires and Werewolves, minus Mermaids, are mythological beings," Lisa explained.
"My point was that our walls are ridiculously thin," Lucy pointed out.
"These walls in this house are as thin as paper," J.D. admitted. "You can punch a hole through them without getting hurt."
Leni agreed. "Yeah! Not to mention leaky!"
Flashback to Leni working on a new dress.
The roof begins to leak. "Uh-oh," Leni said worriedly.
She uses her ruler to stop it, but the leak comes through the wall. She puts her foot down to stop it. Eventually, the leaks spread throughout the room, and she covers the last one with a pincushion in her mouth.
"Got it," Leni said, but her phone vibrated. "Dang it!"
End flashback
Leni threw up her hands. "And it wasn't even raining! Someone just flushed the upstairs toilet!"
"Urine trouble then!" Luan joked. She laughs. "Get it?" Her siblings groan for the umpteenth time while J.D., Varie, and Eddy laugh. "Aw, come on. It was funny!"
Lisa has the results of the weather machine, which is going off. "Good news. Wind speeds have decreased significantly. We should be out of this asbestos-ridden dungeon soon."
Her siblings and pets are overjoyed at the news.
Laney sighed deeply. "Do we have to say good-bye to our home?"
Lynn responded with a shrug. "Why not? Didn't do any good for us."
"Well, if this house is destroyed, you can all stay at my mansion," J.D. offered. "We have a lot of rooms."
In appreciation, the Loud siblings hugged him.
"Thank you very much, J.D. You're a true friend," Lincoln said.
"I love you J.D.," Lily said.
"Thanks, guys," J.D. said, smiling.
"At least it's not flooding like it did during the last big storm," Lori sighed.
J.D. was curious and wanted to know what had happened, so he asked, "What happened?"
Flashback to the aftermath of the previous storm Lori mentioned.
The entire basement is flooded with the faucet leaking.
Lisa sighed and said, "I'll get the buckets."
After many buckets,
Lori said, "Last one."
She gives it to Leni, who gives it to Luna, who gives it to Luan, who gives it to Lincoln, who gives it to Lucy, who gives it to Lana, who gives it to Charles, who gives it to Lola, who gives it to Lisa, who gives it to Laney, who dumps the water in the backyard.
Pause flashback.
"But don't you guys remember what happened after that?" Laney asks.
Resume flashback.
After the last bucket, Lynn gasps and notices something. "Hey, guys! Check it out!"
The stormwater was used to create a swimming hole in the backyard.
"CANNONBALL!" exclaimed Lynn. She jumps right in.
Except for Lori, everyone jumps in. "Ew! I'm not swimming in grody basement water!"
Lynn reappears in the swimming hole. "Hey Lori! I found your missing earring!" She held up the said earring.
Lori let out a shocked gasp. "The one from Bobby? CANNONBALL!" She dives right in.
End flashback.
The kids were happy to remember that time.
J.D.'s eyes widened. "You guys made a swimming hole in your backyard with the flood water? Neat," he smiled.
Ed grinned broadly and exclaimed, "Cool!"
"If I saw it, I would gladly build a fully functional swimming pool for you all," Edd explained.
"Thank you, Double D," Lincoln said with a small smile.
Lynn agreed and said, "Yeah, I guess sometimes, living in a crummy house isn't all bad."
"Yeah, like the time possums got in through the holes in the roof and chewed up the wiring," Lincoln recalled.
Flashback to that time.
The final possum had just escaped through the hole. Rita has some bad news for the family up in the attic. "Sorry, kids. Till we get new cables, there's gonna be no TV or internet."
The kids responded with despair.
"Hm. I never needed TV or the internet to have fun," Laney said, not worried.
Lynn Sr. agreed with her. "She's right, kids. In fact, I think I know how to possum the time. Ha-ha!" His children, including Luan, groaned at his joke.
"Wow," Laney exclaimed, her eyes widening. "Even Luan didn't think that was funny."
"Guess what ol' dad found?" Lynn Sr. asked.
Lori felt hopeful. "Is it a wireless hotspot?"
Lynn Sr. grinned broadly and exclaimed, "Even better!" He showed them a series of books."My old Pioneer Boy books from when I was a kid! They're about a plucky young lad and his family crossing this great nation in a covered wagon. You guys are gonna love 'em!"
Except for Laney, the kids all have unimpressed and bored expressions. Later, they are seen dressing up and reenacting the pioneer days as inspired by the books. For example, Lincoln is riding in a toy wagon with his Starship Groupers sleeping bag as a cover, Luna and Lana are playing bluegrass music with Lily dancing to the beat, Leni and Lola are trying on old showgirl outfits as Leni laughs, and Laney is dressed as Annie Oakley and was shooting pop guns at aluminum cans, Lori has embroidered a hoop of Bobby. In contrast, Lucy has sewn one of a cow skull, Lynn is pushing a hoop with a stick, Luan is juggling horseshoes, and Lisa is making different kinds of old-fashioned tonics.
Luan drops one of her horseshoes on her foot."Ow!"
"Fret not, Lassie," Lisa said, with a Southern drawl. "One drop of my mugwump elixir will soothe every ache and pain."
End flashback
"That turned out to be fun," Lori said, smiling.
The others agreed.
Lisa nodded. "Yes, indeed."
Lynn smiled. "That was pretty cool."
"You guys will have to do it again sometime so I can see what it was like," J.D. said, smiling.
"I play a really good John Wayne," Eddy said as he pretended to hold guns.
Lola shook her head fondly. "That was almost as fun as the time the air conditioner went crazy, and Dad couldn't turn it off."
Flashback to the time when Lynn Sr. was struggling with the AC.
The AC blasts a bit, and he flees in terror. Inside, the living room has been transformed into a winter wonderland for the kids, who are dressed for the occasion, enjoying ice skating, building a snowman, and having a snowball fight.
End flashback.
Luna frowned slightly. "You know, dudes, maybe we've been too hard on the ol' crib. It's got some perks. Like the wicked slanty floors."
Flashback to a good meal with Lincoln and his older sisters at the grownup table.
Luna is leaning forward in her chair toward the kitchen and the children's table. "Yo, Lans! Pass the gravy."
Lana places the gravy boat on the floor, slanting it towards Luna.
End flashback.
Luna laughs at the memory. "You never have to get up to grab some grub!"
"Or a fresh roll of TP," Lynn added.
Flashback to Lynn using the toilet while reading the sports section with no toilet paper.
Lynn yelled, "GUYS! I NEED A RELOAD!" One of them tosses her a roll from the hole, which she grabs. "And she makes the snag."
End flashbacks with them all laughing.
Eddy was jumping up and down in excitement, raising his hand. "Oooh! Oooh! I have a memory I'd like to share and it's about that tree in the backyard."
Lincoln agreed with a smile. "Oh yeah, that tree has helped us get through some tough times, hasn't it?"
They're all in agreement on that.
"Well, this one is about me and Luan," Eddy explained.
"Really?" Luan asked, touched.
Eddy nodded. "Yes, it was just a few days ago. You had just shown me some good jokes for a special comedy company, but they didn't like them. They turned you down. You felt terrible and wanted to give up."
Cuts to a flashback of that moment.
J.D., Varie, and the rest of the Loud kids, minus Luan, are standing in the living room, looking worried. Then, finally, Eddy walks in with a sign that says, "WELL DONE, LUAN."
Eddy was yelling, "Woo-Hoo! Yay Luan! Yeah-" Eddy stops when he notices their worried looks. "Uh, guys what's going on? Why do you look so worried? And where's Luan?"
Lincoln was worried about Luan and said, "She's outside in the backyard, crying."
J.D. was concerned about her as well. "The people at the comedy company hated her jokes." He then became enraged. "Bunch of Imbeciles! They wouldn't know good comedy if it hit them in the nose!"
"She hasn't stopped crying since she got back," Lucy explained.
Eddy's eyes widened with concern. "Oh no! So, let me go talk to her."
Eddy rushes outside to the backyard with a box of tissues in hand, only to find Luan sobbing beneath the tree. Her joke book was right beside the tree. He approaches her. "Luan? Are you all right?"
She spins around and hugs him. Luan is sobbing uncontrollably. "Oh, Eddy! It went horribly! They said my jokes are stupid and atrocious! They're a total disgrace! Like the worst jokes ever known!"
She keeps sobbing, and Eddy keeps hugging her.
"I'm sorry, Luan," Eddy sighed.
They are nose to nose.
"Do you think my jokes are funny, Eddy?" Luan asked hopefully.
Eddy smiled at her. "They are more than just funny. They're hilarious! You showed them to me yesterday and I thought they were comedy gold. And if that company can't see that, then they're just a bunch of humorless nimrods!"
Luan looked down, still unsure. "I don't know. They said I wasn't worth following in Comedy Footsteps. Maybe I should just quit comedy."
Eddy gasped at what she had just said. "Luan! Don't say that! You love comedy and you're really good at it. Don't let those humorless nimrods at that company tell you your not good. Keep going and keep doing what you love. I would feel awful if you gave up."
Luan raises her head and sniffs. "Thank you, Eddy."
Eddy hands her a box of tissues. "Tissue?"
"Sure." She blows her nose with tissues and hugs Eddy.
"Eddy, there's something I need to tell you," Luan said, taking a deep breath.
Eddy looked her in the eyes. "Sure, Luan. You can tell me anything."
As she spoke, Luan looked him in the eyes. "When I was in that building and thought I was going to bomb, I had only one person in mind, and it wasn't who I expected. It was you, Eddy. I kept thinking, I hope I make it through this so I can see my little Eddy's face again."
"Really?" Eddy asked, smiling.
Luan moves closer to him and takes his hands. "There has only ever been one boy who has always been there for me. Who makes me feel like I'm more than I ever thought I could be. Who helped me get better after I broke up with Benny? That I'm just... me. And that's okay. The truth is... I love you." She sheds a tear as she looks into Eddy's eyes. "Oh, I love you so much, Eddy!"
She grabs Eddy and kisses him on the lips. This lasted about 2 minutes. He moaned as soon as she lets go.
"Luan, I only have one thing for you," Eddy explained.
Eddy goes up to her and starts making out with her again.
Cuts back to the present, where Luan's siblings are aw-ing at the flashback while Eddy and Luan hug each other.
The Loud siblings, minus Luan, said, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
J.D. cried happy tears for them. He sniffs and wipes his tears away. "That was beautiful!"
Varie smiled and nodded in agreement. "Yes, it was. That is something I will never forget."
"Isn't love beautiful, Double D?" Ed asked, smiling.
"It sure is, Ed," Edd agreed. "I can tell Eddy and Luan were made for each other."
"I agree, Double D," Laney nodded.
"The best two minutes of my life," Eddy said, smiling at Luan.
Luan agreed with Eddy and said, "Me too."
They kiss once more.
"Let's go over some more memories," Laney suggested.
"The broken doorbell can also come in handy," Lincoln said.
Flashback to when they ordered pizza, and the delivery guy presses the doorbell only to be shocked by its faulty wiring.
He flees after dropping all the boxes intended for the Louds. The kids respond by smacking their lips with hunger. End flashback.
"I can't remember the last time we paid for pizza," Lincoln reminisced, smiling.
More laughter from the kids.
"And don't forget the super springy couch!" Laney added.
Flashback to when Laney was reading a book.
When she became excited at a certain point in the book, she began to lightly bounce; when she noticed this, she jumped on it and giggled until it bounced her so high that she smashed a hole in the ceiling.
"Occupado!" yelled Luna.
"I'm sorry, Luna," Laney apologized.
The flashback ends, and everyone laughs again.
Lynn became thoughtful about that. "Guess that explains why we have that hole. And boy, did that come in handy."
"Um, we got it, Lynn," Lori said, looking at her funny.
Lynn nodded. "Oh. Okay. Just wanted to be sure."
Lily approached the wall. "I have a great memory; it was Mom and Dad's anniversary weekend."
Flashback to the said weekend.
The kids wave goodbye as their parents drive away. "BYE! HAVE FUN!"
Lincoln turned to his siblings and said, "Okay, guys, it's time to put Operation Paint The Peeling House To Give Mom And Dad The Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation...into action!"
The kids go into the garage.
Lucy exhaled a sigh. "I still think adjacent burial plots would have been a better gift. Nothing says romance like an eternity." After hearing that, the others slowly back away from Lucy. Later, as Lincoln is applying the final coat of paint, the horn sounds.
Lincoln yelled to everyone, "They're back! Paintbrushes down!"
When their parents leave the car, they find their house completely covered in a rainbow nightmare.
The Loud kids screamed, "SURPRISE! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"
Lynn Sr. and Rita are appalled at what they are seeing. "Good...gravy..."
"So, you like it?" Lincoln asked.
Lynn Sr. and Rita are speechless, only saying, "Uh..."
The kids immediately begin painting the house back to its original state. Lily paints a handprint on the side of the house, and the others follow suit, each with a different colored handprint that matches their themed color.
Lynn Sr. became tear-stricken. "Best... anniversary gift... EVER!"
End flashback
"That was a great story, Lily," Luan said.
"Thank you, Luan," Lily replied.
"That operation would have been Operation: Rainbow Anniversary," J.D. explained.
Lincoln agreed with a nod. "That's a perfect name."
They all laugh once more. Just then, Lisa's weather machine went off again.
J.D. widened his eyes, worried. "Uh oh! I don't like the sound of that!"
Lori was concerned. "What's going on? Is the storm over?"
Lisa adjusted her glass and explained, "Uh. Actually, wind speeds have increased significantly. Meaning the tornado watch is about to become a tornado warning." The siblings scream in terror, and the siren on Lisa's weather machine blares. "And there it is."
Rita and Lynn Sr. make their way into the basement.
"NOBODY PANIC!" yelled Lynn Sr.
Outside, thunder rumbles.
"Here it comes!" Varie exclaimed, widening her eyes.
Lynn felt terrible about what she had said earlier. "I guess it's not such a bad house after all."
Lisa nodded. "Definitely."
As the sisters agree with Lynn's statement, the sound of thunder roars, causing the light in the basement to flicker and the wind to blow violently.
Lana had tears in her eyes. "I don't want our house to blow away!"
Lynn agreed. "Me neither."
"I take back what I said before," Lisa pointed out.
Luan agreed with a nod. "Yeah, we have so many memories in these walls."
"I'm sorry I ever ragged on this place," Luna said.
Lynn nodded. "Me too."
"We're so sorry, house!" Leni yelled.
Lola added, "Me too!"
Lana added, "Me three!"
Laney yelled, "We've been through so much together! I don't want to lose you!"
Lincoln agreed. "Me neither!" He then starts confessing. "You might be old, creaky, and full of leaks, but you're ours. And we love you!"
"It was a pleasure to be in your presence!" J.D. screamed.
"Same here!" Varie added.
As the winds pick up speed, J.D., Varie, Ed, Edd, Eddy, the siblings, and their pets tremble in fear of the impending doom. Then, after eight seconds of cowering, the winds suddenly stop, the thunder stops roaring, and the light stops flickering. Lisa inspects her machine.
"All clear!" Lisa exclaimed, smiling.
J.D. was surprised by how brief the storm was. "Wow, that was quick."
"Let's go check on the house!" Lincoln exclaimed to everyone. Except for Lynn, the siblings all ran upstairs from the basement. "I hope the house is okay!"
"I'll check the hole in the bathroom floor," Lynn said, holding a toilet paper roll.
Outside.
The entire neighborhood is littered with rubble. The siblings and parents are looking at their house with deep concern.
A passing bicyclist approached them. "Yikes. You guys were hit hard."
The house and Woody's house are revealed to be just the same.
Lincoln shook his head, smiling. "Nope, this is how our house always looks. And we wouldn't want it any other way."
J.D. agreed. "You said it, buddy!"
"Let's keep it that way," Laney added.
"I agree," Varie said.
Ed nodded. "Me too."
"I concur," Edd said.
"Same here, and I wouldn't have it any other way," Eddy smiled.
J.D. investigated the area and ensured that no one was injured. "Me and Varie are going to survey the damage and see if anyone needs help."
"We'll be back in a few minutes," Varie promised.
Lynn Sr. gave them a nod. "All right. Be safe. Everyone, back inside."
J.D. and Varie spread their wings and flew away.
Lynn Sr. tries to open the door, but the handle breaks off.
"Dang it!" yelled the Loud Family.
"Oh, for the love of!" Edd exclaimed.
THE END
