It starts with J.D., Varie, Aylene, Jessie, Anastasia, Gabrielle, Matilda, The Ed's, Carol, Bobby, The Loud Siblings, Ronnie Anne, Starfire, Terra, Raven, Argent, Volcana, Riley, Naruto, Naruko, Sasuke, Sakura, Fu, Ino, Hinata, Mikari, Tenten, Tayuya, Johann, Varya, Woody, Sam, Clyde and Lady Tsunade having a nice lunch at the dinner table in the grand dining room at J.D.'s mansion. They were sitting at a long table that could accommodate 200 people.
They're having Louisiana Creole for lunch. Laney loves Louisiana food.
J.D. is having a bowl of Jambalaya and a po'boy sandwich.
"I love Louisiana food," J.D. explained. "My favorites are gumbo, crawfish etouffee, jambalaya, and other dishes."
"I love all of Louisiana's food," Laney said.
"It's all really good food," Varie added.
"Mmm," Carol murmured. "It's delicious."
"I know," Lincoln agreed. "I love the spiciness."
"I can tell," Aylene remarked.
"I know," Gabrielle responded with a British accent. "Nearly 300 years ago, in 1718, the French and Spanish founded New Orleans."
Lisa nodded. "Exactly. It is one of the oldest cities in the continental United States."
"I've always found Louisiana to be the most fascinating state in America," Matilda added.
"Me too," Penny responded. "The food is good, and I learned a lot from Lincoln and Linka while I was there."
"Same here," Linka replied. "I love the culture."
"I was once the target of a Demonic Creature in New Orleans on the night of a Lunar Eclipse," Jessie explained.
"A demon?" Lucy asked. "What kind was it?"
"It was a demon that takes over as another person and drains people of their life to live forever," Jessie explained.
"That's terrible," J.D. replied. "I'm glad she's gone. Did this happen before you were teleported here and we saved you?"
Jessie nodded. "Yes. I'm glad that monster is back in the Netherworld."
"Me too," Varie replied.
"I don't think any of that is real," Lady Tsunade replied. "Ghosts, spirits, and demons are a bunch of nonsense."
"Trust me, Lady Hokage," J.D. answered. "We've all seen strange things, and that was weird."
"Yeah," Laney agreed. "A demon possessed Lucy, and she got her powers because of it."
"That was the scariest night we'll never forget," Lori recalled.
"I've heard all about that," Haiku said. "What was it like to be possessed by a demon, Lucy?"
"It was awful," Lucy recalled. "But I still have all of my memories from that night."
"That was weird for me," Lincoln admitted.
"Yeah," Naruto agreed. "It was weird for me, too."
"Same here," Naruko added.
"Yeah," Sakura responded. "But all of this food is delicious."
"You said it, Sakura," Ino said. "The spice is just right."
"Yeah," Fu agreed. "It's delicious."
"You said it, Fu," Sam said.
"Yep," J.D. confirmed. "Hot Sauce is another great Louisiana cuisine."
"I like hot sauce on my burgers," Aylene stated.
"I like hot sauce as well," Lynn added. "I put it on my sub sandwiches."
"I bet I can handle more spice than Lynn," Lincoln retorted.
They all let out gasps.
"He wouldn't dare!" Lori shouted.
"I have a feeling he will," J.D. said.
Lynn narrowed her eyes at the challenge. "Oh, it is on!"
Lynn and Lincoln were facing each other, and J.D. set out some food for them.
"All right, here's how the competition will go," J.D. explained. "You have a small plate of food that will be covered with one of my hot sauces, from mild to spicy. If you scream, you automatically lose. Laney will be the referee."
Laney appeared, dressed in black and white referee attire.
"This is going to be a lot of fun," Lincoln said.
"I got this in the bag," Lynn said.
"All right," J.D. said. "You've got some Jambalaya, and here's your first hot sauce: SAMBA PARTY BRAZILIAN JALAPEÑO Hot Sauce."
The bottle shows the country and flag of Brazil, as well as fireworks and a girl dancing the Samba. By the bottle is a jalapeño pepper.
He poured it into their Jambalaya and stirred it in.
"Are you all ready?" J.D. said.
"Ready," Lincoln said.
"Bring it on," Lynn declared.
"Go!" exclaimed J.D.
Lincoln and Lynn ate the whole little bowl and it didn't even hurt them.
"Yummy," Lincoln said.
"Is that all you got?" Lynn asked.
"We have a tie for round one," Laney stated.
"You guys enjoyed that one, huh?" J.D. asked.
"Yep," Lincoln replied.
"It's my own recipe," J.D. explained.
"You make your own hot sauces?" Lynn asked.
"Yep," J.D. responded. "Here's round two. You will have Shrimp Creole with INDUSTRIAL HEAT SERRANO Hot Sauce."
The bottle shows a man working in a steel mill, surrounded by fire. By the bottle is a serrano pepper. He poured in the creole and stirred it in.
"This one's a little hotter, J.D. said. "Can you handle it?"
"I can handle anything," Lynn replied.
"Bring it," Lincoln instructed.
"All right," answered Laney. "Eat!"
Lincoln and Lynn ate it all with tears streaming down their cheeks.
"Delicious," remarked Lincoln.
"Not hot enough," Lynn commented.
"Tie for round 2," Laney declared.
"You guys are strong, but how about this?" J.D. asked. "Here's round three. You have Ettoufee and it will have this: SAHARA TONGUE DANCE CAYENNE Hot Sauce."
The bottle showed a belly dancer dancing in the Sahara Desert, with fire at her feet. By the bottle was a cayenne pepper, and a real fire was burning on the horizon. He pours in the sauce and stirs it in.
"This is hotter than the last one," J.D. commented. "Ready?"
"Ready," Lincoln declared.
"I'm ready," Lynn declared.
"Eat!" yelled Laney.
Lincoln and Lynn ate the entire plate, their faces turning bright red, and they didn't even flinch.
"Wow!" exclaimed Laney. "You guys are tough. Round 3 is a tie."
"You guys are tough," Lori commented.
"Come on, bro!" Luna urged. "You can beat her, dude!"
"All right," J.D. said. "I didn't want it to come to this, but we're going straight to the boss level."
He went into the kitchen and returned with a black safe. He entered the combination and opened the safe, which had a case with the radioactive sign on it. He placed it on the table and put on a welding mask and heat gloves.
J.D. said, "This is my most powerful hot sauce."
When he opened the case, there was a bottle that was glowing neon red and a picture of a nuclear explosion with a devilish evil skull with glowing red eyes and flames around it.
"This is my SATAN'S UNHOLY GENOCIDE DEATH SAUCE! It's made with the Ghost Chili, the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, the Carolina Reaper, and the world's newest hottest pepper: the Dragon's Breath Pepper! It's the hottest hot sauce I've ever created."
Behind the bottle, a star was going supernova, and a wall of super hot flames erupted behind it, while lightning hit around it. Malevolent laughter could also be heard, as though the sauce was created from the fiery pits of the Netherworld itself.
Everyone gasped in horror.
"This isn't going to be pretty!" Ronnie Anne predicted.
"How in the world can anyone eat that!" cried Lola.
"That stuff is pure fire!" Lana screamed.
"That stuff will kill you!" Laney yelled.
"A hot sauce of that scale will destroy you from the inside out!" Lisa screamed.
"That is insane!" Fu cried.
"I agree, Fu," Edd replied. "But, some people enjoy all of this."
"This is going to be tough!" Ed warned.
"I'd die if I ate that!" cried Sasuke.
"Me too!" Carol replied.
"I don't like peppers, but this is going to be amazing!" Tayuya enthused.
"This is going to be good!" exclaimed Woody.
"Agreed, friend Woody," Starfire remarked.
"I enjoy spicy food as well," Terra admitted. "But that's too strong for me."
"That's extremely potent stuff," Argent replied.
"No kidding!" remarked Volcana.
"I may be half demon, but that's too strong for my standards," Raven explained.
"That's extremely dangerous," Riley warned.
"I'm not allowed to have hot sauce," Clyde explained. "But this is too good to miss."
"This is going to SPICE up the Competition!" joked Luan and then laughed. "Get it?"
J.D., Varie, Aylene, Naruto, Sakura, Eddy, Lady Tsunade, Carol, and Anastasia all laughed.
"Good one, Luan!" Eddy laughed.
Raven laughed. "SPICE up the competition." She laughed once more. "Good one."
"I thought this was spicy," Leni commented.
J.D. placed two crackers on their plates.
"It's like handling a nuclear fuel rod." He picks up the bottle with tongs and puts two drops onto their crackers.
"The heat coming from the bottle is intense," Lincoln observed.
J.D. nodded. "Yeah. It's deadly. All right. Ready?"
"Ready," Lincoln replied.
"Ready," Lynn replied.
"Go!" shouted Laney.
Lincoln and Lynn ate their crackers, and their bodies glowed red and rose like a thermometer dipped into the core of the Sun, burning off their eyebrows. They were sweating waterfalls and pouring sweat out of their bodies like crazy, and nuclear explosions appeared in their eyes. Lynn screamed, and a blast of fire exploded out of her mouth, and she frantically searched for water while screaming. Lincoln shocked everyone by surviving it, and he was a big fan of hot sauce. Steam shot from his ears, and he whistled loudly like a steam whistle.
"That was great spice!" Lincoln said, wheezing.
"Winner, Lincoln!" shouted Laney.
They all cheered wildly.
"Lincoln, you are incredible!" J.D. remarked.
"Way to go, Lincoln!" shouted Varie.
Ronnie Anne ran up to him and hugged him. "I love you, Lincoln!"
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne kissed.
"Aaaaaaawwwwwww!" exclaimed everyone.
"Way to go, big brother!" remarked Lily.
"That was amazing, babe," Bobby told Lori.
"You said it, Boo-Boo-Bear," Lori agreed.
"That's our Little Brother!" shouted Bobby.
"You were great, my comrade," Johann remarked in Russian.
"I agree, Lincoln," Varya said with an Indian accent.
"Way to go, Lincoln!" cheered Liam.
"Right on, MATE!" shouted Tabby.
"Lincoln is a spicy man," Haiku commented.
"That's our brother!" Zach shouted.
J.D. gave Lincoln some milk.
"Thanks, J.D," Lincoln wheezed. He drinks the entire jug of milk. "That's better," he said normally.
"You are one spicy and tough man, Lincoln," J.D. added.
"I have to admit Lincoln," Woody confessed. "You are a spicy and tough man. You have a strong stomach and mouth."
In Lincoln's room, Lincoln showed them how he conquered the spiciness of J.D.'s sauces. Lynn had an ice cube on her tongue.
Lincoln opened the fridge under his desk, which was stocked with the world's hottest hot sauces. "This is where I keep my secret supply of hot sauces. I prepared for this. I saw Lynn eating spicy foods and figured that I could beat her. So I trained my mouth and stomach in secret, gradually increasing my spice tolerance and immunity."
"Wow!" exclaimed J.D. "I'm impressed."
"You've certainly prepared for this," Varie observed.
"You have some pretty good hot sauces, Lincoln," Laney added. "I have a confession to make. Please follow me."
They follow Laney, and she opens a fridge that she keeps under her desk, which contained numerous bottles of hot sauce.
"You like hot sauce too, Laney?" J.D. asked.
"Yep," Laney confirmed. "Let me show you something else as well."
Laney leads them to a wall and opens a panel that hides a keyboard and a retina scanner. She enters a code and scans her eye.
"Access granted," announced the computer voice. "Welcome back, Laney."
"Thank you," Laney replied.
The wall opened up and it revealed a huge greenhouse packed with many different pepper plants.
J.D. said, "Wow! You have your own greenhouse and you're growing pepper plants."
"Yep," Laney replied. "I also make my own hot sauces."
She shows them a bottle of hot sauce. "This is my latest creation. I call it VENUS FLY PAIN! It's a Ghost Chili Sauce."
She spread some on a cracker and gave it to J.D. "Try some."
J.D. ate the cracker, and steam came out of his ears, his face turned red, and he began to sweat. "Whoo! That's great, Laney. You make a great hot sauce."
"Thank you, J.D.," Laney replied. "I'm going to try to sell these at grocery stores. I use only peppers and no chemicals."
"It's all-natural and organic," Varie explained.
"That's right," Laney acknowledged.
"That sounds like a great way to make some money," Lola added. "I don't like spicy food, but I would only sell lemonade."
"That's fine, Lola," Laney replied.
Lynn walks up to Lincoln and steam is coming off of her tongue. "Lincoln, I'm very proud of you. You love hot sauce and spicy foods as much as I do."
"Thanks, Lynn," Lincoln said.
"You're welcome," Lynn replied. "J.D., you make amazing hot sauces. But don't ever give me that sauce again."
"I'm sorry, Lynn," J.D. apologized. "You asked for a super nuclear hot sauce, and you got it. But I'm glad you liked my other hot sauces."
"I know, and I thank you," Lynn replied.
"You're welcome," J.D. responded.
"This was one SPICY day," Linka joked.
J.D., Varie, Aylene, Lincoln, Laney, Eddy, and Luan all laughed.
Luan laughed. "Good one, "Linka."
Eddy laughed. "That was funny."
"That was funny," J.D. commented.
"But it just goes to show you that some of us like really spicy food," Laney remarked, winking at the viewers as the screen irised in
THE END
