It begins at the Knudson-Loud-Anderson estate, with Lynn Sr. opening the door.

"Come on, girls, it's time for Take Your Daughter To Work Day!" shouted Lynn Sr. cheerfully.

All of his daughters, as well as Sailor Saturn, ran down the stairs. "Yay!"

J.D. was sitting on the couch with Varie.

"Have a good time, girls!" J.D. shouted.

Lincoln strolls by elegantly, wearing a lavish girly outfit. "As another one of your daughters, I too cannot wait for this day."

J.D. snickered quietly at what Lincoln was doing.

Lynn Sr. stops Lincoln with his hand as he is about to exit the doorway. "Hold it right there."

"What's wrong, Daddy?" Lincoln asked.

"Nice try Lincoln," Lynn Sr. replied, "but it's Take Your Daughter To Work Day."

Lincoln took off his wig, disappointed. "Come on, Dad. Every year, they get to go with you to work and have an awesome time, and I get stuck at home."

"I'm sorry, pal," Lynn Sr. apologized. "Besides, my office isn't that awesome."

Luna was eagerly excited. "Hurry, Pops! We don't wanna miss the doughnut cannon!"

"Doughnut Cannon?" J.D. asked. "That sounds awesome."

"It is!" proclaimed Lynn Sr. with equal excitement. "I'll bring you back a jelly-filled!" He heads to the car.

The girls cheer and the van heads off to the office.

"I wish we could go," Varie expressed her wish. "The girls always have a fun time"

"From what I've heard, they always have a good time on Take Your Daughter To Work Day," J.D. stated.

"They do, guys," Rita pointed out. "You know, it's not fair that you should have to miss Take Your Daughter To Work Day," she told Lincoln.

Lincoln asked, "Really?" as he re-applied his wig and lipstick.

"Yep," Rita confirmed. "So I'm officially making today Take Your Son To Work Day. You're coming with me."

"Wait," Lincoln said. "To the dentist's office? I don't know, Mom."

"Hey, come on," Rita urged, "I know it's not as exciting as Dad's office, but you're Lincoln Loud. You can make anything fun."

"Come on Lincoln, this will be a lot of fun," J.D. urged. "Can we also come?"

"Of course," Rita replied.

"Great!" remarked Varie.

"Well, I guess that's true," Lincoln responded. "Okay. I'm in." He goes off in his lavish girly disguise.

"Wait, Lincoln," J.D. ordered. "You should go change first."

Lincoln remembered what he was wearing and then said, "Yeah. Good idea."

Lincoln runs back in to change.

The dentist's office.

Some patients have had extremely poor dental work. Tara, Dr. Feinstein's patient, emerges after having a bad tooth removed.

"OK, Tara," Dr. Feinstein remarked, "the pain will go away in a few days. In the meantime, here's a lollipop." He hands Tara a lollipop and turns to see his assistant, Lincoln's mother. "Good morning, Rita."

Rita answered, "Good morning, Dr. Feinstein. You remember my son, Lincoln?"

"Sure I do," Dr. Feinstein replied.

"Hello Doctor," J.D. greeted.

"Hello J.D., Varie," replied Dr. Feinstein. "Alright, Lincoln, let's see how those permanent teeth are coming in. Open." He pulled Lincoln's nose and opened his mouth, noticing some plaque buildup. "Mm-hm. Have you been flossing?"

"Uh-huh," Lincoln answered. "Every night."

Dr. Feinstein responded, "Sure you have," before turning around and entering his office.

A vacant office.

"All right, guys, while I'm working, you can hang out in here and read comics," Rita says, handing Lincoln some dental comics.

Lincoln looked excited and then disappointed. "Teddy Toothbrush VS the Evil Ninjavitis?"

"Dentist comics," J.D. remarked. "Cool."

"Mm-hmm," Rita replied. "My favorite issue is number four: Fastest Gums In The West." She imitates whip motion and noise.

"Neat," Varie commented.

"Can't I hang out with you while you work?" Lincoln asked.

Dr. Feinstein enters the room. "Rita, I have an abscess that needs to be drained. Bring a bucket."

J.D. winced. "Ooh. Those are painful."

Lincoln gagged a little. "Actually, I'm good here."

Rita is writing something. "Be right there, doctor." She then leaves the room.

"OK, I can make this fun," Lincoln remarked.

Johann Strauss II's Blue Danube Waltz plays while Lincoln pretends to be an astronaut in space by lifting himself in a patient's chair.

"This is Captain Loud to Ground Control," Lincoln remarked, making a radio hiss sound. "I can see Uranus from here, and boy is it gassy."

J.D. was hiding behind the counter, making a radio hiss noise. "This is Ground Control, Roger, that Captain Loud, we copy."

"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for-" Lincoln says before noticing something. "Lana?!"

It turns out that his father's office is right across the street from the dentist's. Lana and Lynn are laughing and spinning around in the office chairs. Gabrielle, Carol, Tabby, Lily, and Luna have 5 doughnut cannons and are firing donuts everywhere.

"YEAH!" shouted Luna.

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SWEET FRIEND!" Lily shouted, imitating Scarface.

"Dad's office is across the street?" Lincoln remarked. "No fair! I can't compete with that!"

"Man, it sure is," J.D. replied. "It's only a short run from here."

"Yeah," Varie agreed.

The supply room

"Let me show you one of the other neat stuff we have here," Rita said as she opened a cabinet. "We call it Dr. Feinstein's Cabinet of Fun."

"That's a lot of stuff," Varie remarked.

Lincoln was let down. "Oh. Dental supplies"

Dr. Feinstein entered the room again. "Rita, we have a couple of teens with their braces stuck together."

J.D. winced again. "Ooh! That's not fun."

"Be right there, doctor," Rita says as she writes something and leaves the room.

"Okay, what have we got here?" Lincoln asked. "Dental floss, surgical masks, gloves...I think I can work with this."

The room is now set up like a jewel heist, with the floss acting as a laser security system.

"Langley, this is Agent Loud," Lincoln said. "I've got eyes on the president's tooth."

"Roger that, Agent Loud," Varie replied. "We have a visual."

"Security is tight, but tell POTUS I'm bringing that molar home," Lincoln remarked, sneaking past the floss lasers and grabbing the novelty tooth. "Just another routine job for Agent-" He notices the girls. "OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

The girls and their father are having a suction cup dart fight. Luna takes a side shot. Leni has hers pointed at herself, and Lisa changes it so that she is firing correctly. Anastasia fires at Lynn Sr. while swinging from the ceiling. Laney is hiding behind the cubicle walls, and a coworker is helping her in firing at Lynn Sr. He sneaks through the crossfire.

"HA! YOU MISSED ME!

Lincoln trips over the floss, and the supplies from the fun cabinet fall on top of him. "Dang it."

The break room

Rita leads Lincoln to a fish tank. "The fun isn't over yet! Let me introduce you all to our office mascot."

Lincoln became excited. "Whoa. What is it? A piranha? A barracuda? A Great White?"

A guppy swims by, thus disappointing Lincoln further.

"Not exactly," Rita replied. "Heh. We call him Fisher."

"A little goldfish," J.D. said. "He sure is cute."

Dr. Feinstein enters the room once more. "Rita, I need you." He walks in with caramel-covered hands. "We have a caramel apple emergency."

"Ooh," Varie murmured. "Sticky."

Rita jotted something down. "I'll be back, Lincoln. Do me a favor and feed Fisher." She gave Lincoln some fish food.

Lincoln said, "You got it," and put on a fake accent to sound like an Australian wildlife explorer. "Crikey! It's a rare Patagonian dental fish. These babies are known to be fierce predators. I'd better be extra careful feeding them or it's bye-bye, pinky."

"Right-o Mate," J.D. said with an Australian accent. "Proceed with extreme caution."

Lincoln adds fish food but overdoes it. "Whoops! That's a few too many shrimps on the barbie for this little guy." He attempted to get it out. "Fisher!"

"I got him," Varie responded, grabbing Fisher and putting him back in.

Fisher slips out of the tank and through a trunk. Lincoln looks for him and Fisher flails into his pants. Lincoln shakes Fisher, and the guppy flies off the wall and back into the tank, which Lincoln seals.

"I guess it's J.D. Knudson, Varie Knudson, and Lincoln Loud: one, little fishy, zip-" Lincoln began before noticing something in his father's office. "-line?!"

Lucy, Lily, Penny, Matilda, Sailor Saturn, Riley, and Leni are zipping through the cubicles on a zipline, much to the annoyance of the coworkers.

"Wheeeeee!" yelled Lucy.

"Woo-hoo!" yelled Sailor Saturn.

Lincoln sighed. "Why do I even try? This place will never be as fun as Dad's."

"No," J.D. replied, "but I have an idea." He took out a scroll and unsealed some laser tag blasters. "Let's have some fun with these."

"I see what you're going to do," Varie predicted. "We're going over there to have some fun with them."

"You hit the nail on the head," J.D. replied. "First, we have to tell Ms. Rita."

Rita walked into the room. "We're going to be another half hour or so, guys. There was more caramel than we thought." She gets her glove stuck to the way on her hand gesture. "Think you can keep yourselves amused?"

"Sure, Ms. Rita," J.D. replied. "We're going to Mr. Lynn's office and have some fun with the girls."

"Oh, I get it," Rita remarked slyly. "It's payback for not letting Lynn take Lincoln on Take Your Daughter To Work Day."

"Bingo," Varie said. "We're going to have a Laser Tag fun fest."

"I see," Rita responded. "Go get them! Just make sure you're back by five o'clock."

"With pleasure," J.D. responded, "and we will."

It was 11:25 AM and J.D. set his watch for 4:30 PM. "Let's roll."

They flew out of the building, crossed the street below Lynn Sr.'s office window, and landed on the sidewalk. They come across an unexpected surprise. It was Bobby, Eddy, and Ronnie Anne.

"Hey Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Eddy!" shouted J.D.

Bobby grinned. "J.D. amigo! What's up?"

"Hey Lame-os," Ronnie Anne greeted.

"Hey Ronnie Anne," Lincoln replied.

Eddy grinned. "J-Train! What's happening?"

"We were just heading over to Mr. Lynn's office for some laser tag payback for Lincoln not going on Take Your Daughter To Work Day," J.D. explained.

"I love Laser Tag!" enthused Ronnie Anne.

"That's cool!" remarked Bobby. "I work at the arcade behind you."

They look back and see an arcade.

"That is coincidental," Varie stated.

"Is it your day off today?" J.D. asked.

"It sure is," Bobby replied.

"Bobby now has so much free time because he doesn't text Lori as much after work," Ronnie Anne explained.

"That's cool," Varie remarked.

"Yeah," Lincoln agreed. "You want to come with us guys?"

"I'd like that Lame-o," replied Ronnie Anne.

"If Luan is there, it would be perfect," Eddy added. "I bought a jawbreaker for her at the candy store at the mall and wanted to give it to her."

"She'll love it," J.D. promised. "Let's go."

They enter the building and take the elevator to the second floor.

"This is going to be good," J.D. predicted.

When the elevator doors opened, they went to the door and saw the girls and Lynn Sr. having a good time.

"Ready? One... Two... Three!" J.D. yelled.

They open the door and stand ready.

"It's showtime!" J.D. yelled, impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Laser tag style!" shouted Varie.

"Hey babe," Bobby remarked.

"Bobby Boo Boo Bear!" yelled Lori.

"Hey Eddy!" exclaimed Luan.

"Hey Luan!" Eddy yelled. "I got you a present." He throws a jawbreaker the size of a basketball at her, and she catches it.

"Oh, wow!" exclaimed Luan. "These jawbreakers are huge! Thank you!"

"You're welcome, my Angel of Comedy!" Eddy replied.

Laney calls out, "Lincoln!" and runs over to hug him. It's never fun without you, big brother!"

"I know Laney," Lincoln replied. "You can be on our team." He handed her a laser tag blaster.

"Thanks, Lincoln," Laney replied. "Let's go get them!"

"Let's attack!" J.D. yelled.

They fire their lasers, and the girls dodge the beams while laughing with glee.

J.D. and Varie were using old ambush tactics to hide behind cubicle walls and getting the drop on Lori, Leni, Luna, Gabrielle, Lynn, Shannon, Linka, and Penny. Eddy was having trouble getting a good shot of Lana and Lola.

"I can't get a clear shot," Eddy said.

"Here, Eddy," Laney replied, spinning her new Magisword Bracelet and pulling out a Magisword.

"BAT WING MAGISWORD!" announced the announcer.

The Magisword resembled a bat wing, and Laney shot a light beam at Eddy, causing him to grow bat wings.

"What the!?" cried Eddy. He notices the wings. "I have Bat Wings!"

"Eddy, you look incredible with Bat Wings!" Luan gushed.

"I kinda do, don't I?" Eddy replied. "This reminds me of that time we were playing Truth or Dare and Ed dared me to do a stupid dare by having me Sprout the Wings of a Bat and Stomp Like a Zombie through a carwash while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat."

Luan laughed, "That is a very crazy dare."

"That is a very crazy dare," Luan laughed.

"Yeah," Eddy agreed. "But I see what Laney wants me to do."

Eddy flew over the cubicles and did a flanking maneuver by firing lasers from above at the girls.

"All right, Eddy!" shouted Luan. "Are you into Magiswords now, L?" she asked Laney.

"Yeah," Laney replied. "Lana got me into it."

"I can tell," Luan acknowledged.

Eddy lands back down by Luan. "BATS All for them." Then he laughs. "Get it?"

Luan laughed. "Good one, Eddy! You were BATTASTIC!" Then she laughs. "Get it?"

Eddy laughed, "I get it. "Thank you for the wings, Laney."

"You're welcome, Eddy," Laney replied. "Those wings, however, are permanent. But you can sprout and hide them at will."

"Cool!" Eddy hid the wings and continued firing with Luan.

J.D., Lily, and Lynn Sr. were shooting at Lori and Bobby.

"Take this, Bobby!" shouted J.D. He fired a laser beam that missed Bobby.

"Nice try, amigo!" Bobby remarked. He fired two shots at J.D.

"I got this," Lily replied as she spread her wings and flew over them, firing shots at Bobby and Lori.

"Nice Flanking Maneuver, Lily!" praised J.D.

"All right, Lily!" shouted Lynn Sr.: "So J.D., what made you want to bring Lincoln, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, and Eddy here?"

"Lincoln was getting bored at the dentist, and we saw how much fun you all were having here," J.D. explained. "So we decided to bring some fun over here as..."

"As payback for not taking Lincoln on Take Your Daughter To Work Day?" Lynn Sr. asked.

"You hit the nail on the head, Mr. Lynn," J.D. says as he fires at Ronnie Anne.

"Oh man," Lynn Sr. exclaimed. "Son, I'm sorry I couldn't take you with me," he apologized to Lincoln. " I wanted to, but I couldn't."

Lincoln smiled at him. "That's alright, dad. Mom made today Take Your Son To Work Day at the dentist."

"We saw your office across the street from the dentist, and that made the trip with Ms. Rita boring," J.D. explained. "We ran into Bobby, Ronnie Anne, and Eddy on our way here."

"That's cool," replied Lynn Sr. "Well, you all made this day so much fun!"

"Happy to help, Mr. Lynn," J.D. says as he fires at Lori.

"We're going to get you guys!" Lincoln declared. He fires at Bobby.

"Not today, buddy!" remarked J.D. He fired at Lincoln.

Lily landed by J.D. and Lynn Sr. "I'm going after Lola and Lana."

"All right," J.D. replied. "Be careful, Lily."

"I will," Lily promised. "Linka! Come with me!"

"You got it, Lily." Linka spread her wings and flew over the cubicles with Lily for an aerial attack.

Back at the dentist's office, Rita and Dr. Feinstein were watching the laser tag war. Small lights were flickering in the windows of Lynn Sr.'s office.

"They are certainly having a good time there," Rita observed.

"They certainly are," Dr. Feinstein responded. "You know what, Rita, why don't you go over there and have some fun as well?" I'll cover your shift today."

"Thank you, Doctor," Rita said graciously.

"You're welcome," Dr. Feinstein replied. "Go kick some butt."

"I will," Rita replied.

Rita dons a commando-style uniform, and she has a laser tag blaster of her own. "It's time to kick some butt!"

She ran over there and into the office building.

The battle was intense as Lily and Linka flew over Lana and Lola and fired from above.

"Hey, Princess and Dirtpool!" Linka shouted. "Up here!"

Lily and Linka fired multiple lasers, and Lola and Lana hid under a worker's desk.

"Sorry sir," Lana apologized to a worker.

"It's fine," the worker replied. "You guys are having a great time. Go get them!"

"With pleasure," Lola responded, then turned to Linka and Lily and shouted, "SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LINKA AND LILY!"

Lana and Lola roared, spread their wings, and flew after them.

"They're right on our tail!" Linka yelled.

Varie spread her wings and went after Lana and Lola. "I'm on them, Linka. Hold on."

When Varie fired her laser, Lana and Lola went down.

"Thanks, Varie," Linka remarked.

"This is so much fun, sis!" Lana shouted.

"Yeah!" answered Lola.

Back with J.D. and Lynn Sr.

"This is like fighting in a science fiction war movie!" commented J.D.

"It sure is," Lynn Sr. replied.

Riley suddenly wrapped them in vines while she, Luna, and Haiku aimed their laser blasters at them.

"Nice sneak attack, you three," J.D. remarked.

"Thank you," Riley replied.

"Thank you, dudes," Luna responded.

"Say your prayers," Haiku commanded.

"I think not!" Lasers are fired at Riley, Luna, and Haiku.

They went down; the vines let them go, and they spotted Rita ready to fight.

"Ms. Rita?" J.D. questioned. "Wow! "Great shooting!"

"Thank you, J.D.," Rita replied.

"You got off work early?" Lynn Sr. asked.

"Dr. Feinstein gave me the rest of the day off so that I could have fun with you all," Rita explained.

"That was nice of him, and you look great in a Commando Uniform, Ms. Rita," J.D. added.

"Thank you, J.D.," Rita replied. "Now let's go get them!"

"With pleasure," J.D. replied as he fired additional shots.

Rita used Parkour, jumping all over the place, moving quickly, and firing many shots.

"Woo-hoo!" shouted Laney. "Go, Mom!"

"Mom has some nice and sick moves!" Lynn observed.

"Is she getting sick?" Leni wondered.

"No, Leni," Lisa replied. "It means her speed and acrobatic movements are fast and amazing."

"Oh yeah," Leni murmured.

"I agree," Matilda responded. "Her moves are fast and swift."

"Indubitably," Gabrielle said with a British accent.

"They're awesome," Carol commented.

Rita dominated the competition and won.

6:00 PM.

They were all back at home, eating dinner. They were having an Indian Curry Feast.

"J.D., you made today the best Take Your Daughter to Work Day ever!" Lana cried.

Everyone agreed.

"We're glad we were able to help Lana," J.D. replied.

"Where is Aylene?" asked Lola. "How come she didn't come?"

"She's sick and staying home," Varie explained.

"That stinks," Laney admitted, "but we all had a lot of fun."

"Indeed," Lisa agreed. "Thank you for making this a fun experience for all of us in the 2nd Big Brother unit."

"You're welcome, Lisa," J.D. replied.

"I agree," Lucy answered. "Also, Eddy, those bat wings you have are extremely cool."

"Thanks, Lucy," Eddy replied. "Laney gave them to me with the Bat Wing Magisword. It reminded me of a dare you gave me a while back, Ed."

"I remember that," Edd responded. "I told Ed to do a more reasonable dare."

"Yep," Ed confirmed. "I dared Eddy to be Double D."

"The Swap Dare," J.D. said. "Let me guess, Double D, you dared Ed to be Eddy, and Eddy, you dared Double D to be Ed."

"That's right," Eddy responded.

"That's correct," Edd answered.

"Were your imitations that good?" Varie asked.

"Can we hear them?" J.D. asked.

"Sure," Eddy responded before imitating Edd. "Please, Eddy. You're invading my personal space."

They all laughed.

"That was good, Eddy," J.D. said, laughing.

"That's good Eddy," Luan said, laughing.

"That was good," Varie praised. "How about you, Ed?"

"Let me see here," Ed said. He pushes his eyes closer. He was imitating Eddy. "I have caused discomfort because I'm Eddy!" He then laughed like him.

They are all laughing.

J.D. was hysterically laughing. "Oh my gosh, Ed! That is too funny!"

Lincoln is laughing. "That was funny!"

"You guys crack us up!" Lori laughed.

"What about you, Double D?" Laney asked.

"Okay," Edd murmured, pulling his face apart and his eyes wider apart. "Buttered Toast!" he shouted, imitating Ed.

They are all laughing hysterically.

J.D. was laughing. "Oh, that was so funny! You're killing us!"

Varie is laughing. "That was hilarious!"

Linka is laughing. "That was funny!"

"That was funny!" Luan laughed.

"That was hysterical!" laughed Anastasia.

"I'm guessing you took the dare a little too far after that," J.D. speculated.

Eddy nodded. "Yep. Kevin beat me up in Double D's room."

"Sarah thought I was Ed and made me clean his room," Edd explained. "I landed in a tub of gravy in Ed's bathroom."

"EW!" screamed Lori. "A tub of gravy?" That's gross."

"I agree with you, Lori," Lola remarked.

"I had some weird habits before the Vengeance Express," Ed admitted.

"That's unusual," Laney observed.

"It was weird," Sarah agreed. "Jonny dared me for a quarter," Ed explained. "I was to be Plank, and Plank was to be Eddy."

"Weird," J.D. commented. "But were you a good Plank, Ed?"

"I was," Ed confessed.

"Talk about a huge case of mistaken identity," Varie added.

"I agree, Varie," Edd remarked.

"That was a very elaborate dare you all put on," Lisa added.

"Yeah," Eddy confirmed. "Truth or Dare is one of my favorite games, but we took it way too far back then."

"These things happen, Eddy," J.D. explained.

"Yeah," Varie agreed. "It's normal in the developing mind."

"Indeed," Lisa agreed.

"I agree," Sailor Saturn remarked. "But we all had a great time."

"We certainly did," Varie replied.

"And worked up quite a sweat," Lynn added.

"You said it," J.D. agreed.

"This was a lot of fun for us," Laney added.

"I agree," Anastasia replied.

"Me, too," Shannon added.

"It sounds like it," Jessie responded.

They all ate their dinner and got ready for bed.

THE END.