NOTE: THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE THE BATTLE OF THE SWEET SPOT.


J.D., Lincoln, Laney, and Clyde rush into Lincoln's room, holding comic books.

Lincoln sniffs his comic. "Ah, nothing beats the smell of a new Ace Savvy comic."

"You said it, buddy," agreed J.D.

"I love Ace Savvy comics," Laney added.

Clyde sniffs his comic. "Mmm. It's like recycled paper and justice."

In the hallway, a mysterious essence enters and passes right by Clyde's nose.

Clyde smells the stench. "Ugh! What is that smell? It's like sauerkraut and hot garbage!"

J.D. crinkles his nose. "Ugh! That is nasty!"

Laney scrunched up her face in disgust. "Yuck! That smell is horrible!"

Lincoln was fanning the stench away. "There's only one way to find out: we'll have to investigate..." He holds up an Ace of Spades and poses heroically. "...Ace Savvy style!"

The Ace of Spades wipes the city at night as Lincoln as Ace Savvy, J.D. as the King of Flaming Hearts, Laney as Lady Solitaire, and Clyde as One-Eyed Jack arrive on the scene.

"The gas is everywhere!" cried Clyde. "There's no way to tell which direction it's-" He stepped on something and muttered, "Ugh," in disgust. He goes to pick up what he has stepped in. "I seem to have stepped in some sort of lumpy, viscous ooze!" He points to a trail of the stuff. "Look!"

Laney noted, "It's a trail of that slime."

"Follow that ooze!" Lincoln commanded.

They are following the slime.

Clyde was holding his nose. "The gas is thicker here."

"No kidding," J.D. murmured.

"Then we must be getting close," Lincoln realized. "Guys, keep an eye out!"

"I'm way ahead of you," Clyde replies, pointing to his eye-patch.

They follow the trail to an alley, where they find the culprit: a giant sentient gas cloud.

"A giant gas monster!" gasped Clyde. "I should have recognized its foul stench!"

"You are one ugly freak of nature," muttered J.D. to the monster.

"It's time to deal out some justice!" declared Lincoln as he held up several cards.

J.D., Lincoln, Laney and Clyde leapt into action and screamed, "YAAAAAAAAAAH!" and then they literally passed the gas and hit the wall. "Oof!"

"Ouch!" yelled J.D.

They tumble down the wall and back into the stench.

Clyde gasps. "We pierced right through him!"

"It's a creature made completely of gas," J.D. observed.

"It's intangible!" Laney shouted.

They are grabbed by the monster.

"Yet he's somehow able to grab us!" Lincoln shouted back.

The monster chortles.

"Looks like we'll have to fold!" replied Clyde.

"This game's not over yet, Jack!" Lincoln shouted back. "It's time to call in..." He holds up some more cards. "...the whole deck!"
Face-up, the cards reveal the High Card, the Eleven of Hearts, the Night Club, the Joker, the Strong Suit, the Eight of Spades, the Royal Flush, and The Queen of Diamonds. A van arrives with the girls to help.

"All right, girls," Lori commanded, "let's shuffle up and deal with this gas bag!"

The rest of the team springs into action.

"Obviously, you're not playing with a full deck!" Luan pointed out.

The monster sees the Joker, it drops Ace and Jack and tries to seize her, but she manages to dodge it in time.

"Time to jam!" Luna said, unleashing a loud note on the beast, piercing its ears as it roared in pain.

"Time to gem!" shouted Lola, releasing the radiance of her diamonds on the monster's eyes, blinding it.

"Nothing beats a royal flush!" Lana said as she opened a hydrant and sprayed water out.

Lynn was holding up a manhole cover to reflect the water. "This water will suit you just fine!"

The water hits the monster, causing its face to become distorted. The Eleven of Hearts' sash catches the gaseous monster.

"I really dig what you're wearing," Lucy commented.

"It really makes your eyes pop!" Leni added.

As a container passes underneath the monster's position, the two of them tug on the sash extra tightly and squeeze the monster.

"It's time to contain this gastroenterological beast!" Lisa shouts, pressing the button that activates the container and seals the monster away as it farts one last time.


Lily giggles.

The scene shifts to Lisa and Lily's room. It is revealed that Lily was the source of the so-called monster.

"Thanks to all of you, the world can breathe easily once more," Lincoln concluded. "The gas monster is contained, and Lily has a fresh diaper! When the chips are down, I can always count on my sisters to help save the day," Lincoln told the viewers.

"You said it, buddy," agreed J.D.

"I'm glad we could help out, big brother," Laney replied, smiling.

Rita yelled from downstairs, "Kids! Time to take out the trash! It's really piling up down here!"

At that moment, Lincoln holds up even more cards and turns to a new threat: a garbage monster, roaring as the gang gets ready to take on the trashy threat.

J.D. and the Full House Gang screamed, "YAAAAAAAAAAH!" charging at it.

THE END