Note: This takes place after Raw Deal.
It begins with J.D. and Varie reading a book when they see the Loud Siblings, who appear to have been mugged and thrown into a meat grinder.
"Holy Sassafras Leaves!" J.D. cried.
Varie questioned, "What happened to you all!?"
"Lily, that's what," Lucy replied.
"She beat us all up, and we don't know why," Lincoln added.
"How can she beat you all up like this?" J.D. wondered. "She's only a baby."
"It's even worse than that," Laney claimed.
They were in front of Ms. Rita and Lynn Sr., who were seated on the couch.
"Lily is a monster!" Leni insisted.
"She hit me!" yelled Lisa.
"The cursing!" remarked Lynn.
"She's the Devil in disguise!" Luna declared.
"She ruined my coffin!" Lucy yelled.
"She hit me with my paints!" complained Laney.
"Lock her up!" demanded Lola.
Lynn Sr. and Rita both laughed at this.
Lynn was not amused, saying, "I am one "Ha" away from calling the cops on Lily!"
"Oh, kids," Lynn Sr. said, shaking his head. "Lily is just going through a normal stage known as the Terrible Ones."
"Isn't it called the Terrible Twos?" J.D. wondered.
"Yes," answered Lynn Sr. "It's only a phase, and she'll be over it in no time."
"And we have proof to show you all," Rita added.
They showed them a photo album with pictures of the Loud Siblings going through the Terrible Twos.
"Lori's excessive flatulence and blaming others…"
Lori farted a lot and blamed it on Fenton the Feel Better Fox.
"Leni's fashion crimes..."
Leni is in time out because she made a bad Victorian-era dress.
"Luna being too loud..."
Luna is screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Luan's drive-by-pie-ing..."
Luan is riding her tricycle and throws a pie in the mailman's face.
"Lynn Jr. being too competitive..."
Lynn is victoriously standing on top of a group of kids, holding the last cookie in her hands.
"Lincoln refusing to wear pants..."
Lincoln is running without a diaper.
"Lucy having trouble letting go..."
Lucy is burying a Geo from a while ago.
"Laney painting on the walls..."
Laney is splattering paint all over the walls.
"Lola and Lana giving the casa Loud a new face lift..."
Lana covered one half of the house with mud, and Lola covered the other half of it with super sparkly glitter.
"And Lisa with her experiments," Rita finished.
Lisa created a crazy fusion animal.
"Wow!" exclaimed Varie. "You were all so cute back then, and you all did some silly stuff."
"Yep," Lynn Sr. replied. "So, like we said, it's just a phase. You all go through it. Lily will, too."
"Uh dad, minus myself, we literally still do all that," Lori pointed out.
"I don't paint on the walls anymore," Laney added.
"Lori is in denial," J.D. thought to himself.
"You mean to tell me Lily's reign of terror will never end?!" Luan cried.
"Lock her up!" demanded Lola.
"Everybody calm down," Rita urged. "After all, she's only a toddler. How bad can she be?"
They learned this the hard way when Lily locked the door, and they saw her prepare her punching fist to destroy them.
"Poo Poo!" screamed Lily.
"UH-OH!" cried Varie.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" yelled J.D.
"EVERYONE, FEND FOR YOURSELF!" shouted Lynn Sr.
As the screen went off, the sounds of crashing, punching, and other violence could be heard.
THE END
