The theme song plays


J.D., who was seated at a desk, remarked, "Welcome to Loud House News. Good afternoon, everyone. I'm J.D. Knudson, and welcome to another great series of reports about one of Michigan's most chaotic families: The Loud House. We now go over to Lori Loud, who is live at the scene."


"Lori Loud here. Live, in my room in the Loud House. I do most of my time texting to my sweet boyfriend, Roberto Santiago. I nickname him Bobby or Boo-Boo-Bear. He moved away to the big city and in the future I will be moving to the big city to be with Bobby in college. Back to you, J.D."


"Thank you, Lori. We now go over to our favorite fashionista, Leni Loud."


"Like Leni Loud here. I am the Loud's Fashion Designer. My favorite color is zebra. I like do all kinds of fashion designs and all kinds of favorites are plaid and more. It's totes trending right now. Back to you, J.D."


"Thank you, Leni. It's always a pleasure. Things are now getting Loud in the Loud House. We now go over to the loudest of the Loud siblings: Luna Loud."


"Thanks, dude. Luna Loud here and I am working on my latest song. I am called the Loudest sibling because the Rock & Roll Bug is on me, and it will never let go. My idol, Mick Swagger, says it's about having fun. Back to you, J.D. dude." She strums her guitar. "Yeah!"


He laughs. "Thank you, Luna. We're now following a Breaking News story. Luan is now going on an April Fool's Rampage, and she has a lot of pranks in store for her family. We are now going live to Luan Loud to Luan Loud, now showing us what she's going to do."


"Luan Loud here. Reporting in. J.D." She then laughs evilly. "I am now going to unleash a hot sauce water balloon barrage on Lori."

Luan fills a makeshift catapult with balloons full of super spicy hot sauce and pushes it into Lori's room. "Hey Lori!"

Lori spotted Luan.

"These will spice you up!" Luan hurled hot sauce water balloons at Lori, and some got into her mouth and into her eyes, and she screamed as fire burst out and burned her eyes.

"Looks like that really Burns!" She then laughed evilly. "Get it? Back to you, J.D."


"Ooh! That looked really painful, and that wasn't funny, Luan. This is just in: we just received word that Lynn won a Hot Dog Eating contest. We now go live to Lynn Loud Jr."


"Lynn Loud Jr. here. I ate 400 hot dogs and won the national hot dog eating championship. I'm now waiting in line to use the bathroom, so I can let those puppies out. Back to you, J.D."


"Lynn, thank you for sharing that with us. We just got word that Lucy is working on her latest poem. We now go to Lucy Loud."


"Thank you, J.D. I call my poem report.
Report. I give my times of info to those who want to know. In times of darkness, I share my lines for those who lay low. Report.
Back to you, J.D."


"Nice poem, Lucy. We now return to the Breaking News. We have just learned that Laney Loud is fighting Luan and putting a stop to her evil pranks. We now go to Lincoln Loud, who is on the scene."


"Lincoln Loud here. As we speak, my sister Laney is fighting Luan. She and Luan are wrestling around, and Laney just shoved a banana crème pie into Luan's face. Laney had just dodged a spring boxing glove, and she had a skunk in her hand that sprayed Luan. We'll keep you updated about this as the fight goes on. Back to you, J.D."


"Whoo! That is getting intense. I hope Laney wins against the evil of Luan's pranks. This is just in Lana and Lola Loud are getting ready to assist Laney in putting a stop to Luan's reign of evil pranks. We are now going live to Lana & Lola on the scene."


"Lana Loud here. I'm making mud bombs, bear traps, snare traps, and pitfalls for Luan. The Pit falls are full of rotten eggs and smell great."

Lola is wearing a hazmat suit. "I have a raw sewage hose ready for Luan."

Lana gave her a high five and said, "Nice work, sis. J.D., back to you."


"Looks like a prank war is now in full swing. Lisa is now preparing super stink bombs for Luan. We go to Lisa Loud."


"Thank you, J.D. I have bags filled with a volatile concoction that smells like a thousand decomposing corpses, and this formula is for the stink bombs I'm making for Luan. It's also enhanced with Lily's dirty diapers."

Lily yelled, "Poo-poo."

"Luan's April Fools reign of terror will end once and for all. Back to you, J.D."


"Sounds like they're all prepared for an act of retribution against Luan. Will this be the end of the Evil Queen of Pranks? Let's watch and see."


Laney flipped Luan into the pitfall with rotten eggs. A spring threw her out, a bear trap snapped on her leg, and Lana and Lola hurled mud bombs and raw sewage at her, which smelled terrible. Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Laney, Lana, and Lola planted stink bombs all around Luan, while Lisa had everyone in her bunker and a detonator plunger nearby.

"Make my day," Lisa said, and she pushed the plunger, causing the stink bombs to explode.

When the smoke cleared, everything that smelled bad had completely enveloped Luan from head to toe.


"That was intense! I have a feeling Luan isn't going to like that at all."


The Louds emerged from the bunker, wearing hazmat suits and staring at Luan, who was puking her guts out due to the horrible smell.

"You literally deserve this, Luan!" Lori shouted.

"Totes," Leni agreed. "You've like been asking for this for a long time!"

"Your pranks go too far, bra!" Luna yelled.

"We've had it with your pranks, Luan!" Lynn shouted.

"Yeah," Laney agreed. "Maybe you've learned your lesson about why your pranks hurt!"

Everybody yelled, "YEAH!"

"That's right, young lady, and you are never to play any pranks on April Fool's day again!" Rita admonished. "We're taking away your pranking supplies and stuff the last week of March."

"Well, J.D.," Lincoln began. "Luan, the evil queen of April Fools, has been defeated, and she will never terrorize us on April Fool's Day."


"Amen to that. Well, folks, you've heard it and witnessed the defeat of the evil Luan Loud, the Queen of April Fools. Her reign of terror has been silenced forever. That's all the time we have here. Until next time... This is J.D. Knudson on Loud House News. Have a good night."

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