Note: This minisode takes place after the events of The Ultimate Cold Shoulder


MARIA

Maria and William were having lunch in a local bar.

"Thank you for taking me out to lunch, William," Maria remarked.

"No problem, babe," William replied.

The bartender gave Maria her drink. However, William noticed a strange white powder in the soda.

"Wait, Maria, don't drink that soda," William cautioned.

William took a spoon and analyzed it with the device he got from Lisa. The end result was shocking. Someone attempted to poison her with Thallium Nitrate.

"That's Thallium Nitrate," William explained. "Someone tried to poison you. And I'll bet I know who!"

When William saw the bartender, he went over to him, grabbed him, and pinned him to the wall.

William was furious at the guy who tried to kill his girlfriend with a soda. "This is what's going to happen. You're going to get rid of every last drop of this soda. Because if I come back here tomorrow and find any, I'll burn your stall down with you inside. "Do you understand?" The jerk is too scared to respond, so he pulls him close to his face. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" He drops him after the goon nods.

"I'm sorry, William," Maria said as she began to cry. "I had no idea what was in that soda."

William gave her a hug. "No, baby. I'm the one who should be sorry. I should have expected these guys to make a living through illegal means. And I may have overreacted when I saw what you were about to drink."

Maria smiles. "Next time I go for a drink, you'll be with me at all times. Does that sound fair?"

William returned the smile. "It sure does."


STEWIE

William and Stewie were battling the Giant Monster Blowfish.

William used his blaster to fire a lightning bolt, while Stewie used lasers.

"My gosh, what is this monster made of?" Stewie gasped.

William mused, "I don't know, but it's amazing."

Stewie went off to study the monster. But just as he was about to take a sample of the creature, it devoured him whole.

"Stewie!" screamed William.

William then gained incredible strength and charged towards the monster, punching it with devastating force, and the monster exploded everywhere as a pile of blood and guts. They were all blue.

"I can't believe you killed a huge monster just to save me," Stewie said, covered in the monster's guts.

William, who was also covered in the monster's insides, replied, "Well, I'd do anything to save my friends. Now, we're going to get back to the house and take showers. After that, you'll never do monster research again. Not even with sticks! Ok?"

"Relax," Stewie assured him. "I've learned my lesson."

"Good for you," William replied. "Let's go clean up."

Stewie nodded. "Good idea.


RIKU

William and Stewie were being held hostage by the notorious Femme Fatale, a woman who hates men.

"Femme Fatale, why do you hate all men so much?" William asked. "What have we ever done to you to deserve such despicable behavior?"

"Why?" demanded Femme. "Because men are becoming more popular than women! And for that reason, there aren't many female supervillains. So I decided to show the world that women can also be great villains!"

"You make an excellent argument, but what you're doing is wrong on so many levels," Riku pointed out.

"Maybe so, but," Femme replied, pointing her gun at Riku's head, "you won't live to tell me otherwise, little man."

William then snapped, broke free from the ropes, and beat her up badly.

William has just finished pummeling Femme Fatale.

"Are you all right?" Riku asked.

"I'll be fine," William assured him.

"Taking on her unarmed was reckless and dangerous," Riku argued. "You could have been killed."

"She shouldn't have threatened you," William pointed out.

"I know," Riku admitted. "Thanks for that."

"Don't mention it," William replied. "We should be heading back now."

J.D. and Lincoln went to see her in the Antarctica prison after she was arrested.

"Well, if it isn't the famous J.D. Knudson and Lincoln Loud," Femme remarked. "Let me guess you came here to rub it my face that you're better than me?"

J.D. shook his head and replied, "No. That's not my style. We just came here to ask you a question."

Femme raised an eyebrow. "All right. What is it?"

"Why do you hate men so much?" Lincoln asked.

"Like I told your friends, it's because men are more popular than women," Femme replied. "There aren't many female supervillains out there, so I figured I'd show the world that women can be great villains as well."

"You make a valid point," J.D. replied. "And you are correct. Women are not getting enough attention and its been that way for a long time ever since the middle 19th century. The Women's Rights Era should have said something, but we just ignored it and claimed that we will always be better than women. But that goes against my beliefs. All people, regardless of gender, are created equal, and no matter what gender you are, you are just as good as the other."

"That's right," Lincoln said. "I'd never treat women any differently. They are fantastic partners and people."

J.D. added, "I have fought for women's rights all around the world, and I think women are just as strong as men."

"That's right," Lincoln replied.

"You're both very strong young men," Femme commented.

"Maybe if you get out of here, you can be a women's rights activist," J.D. suggested.

Femme cracked a smile. "I would like that. Thank you, J.D."

"You're welcome," J.D. replied. "Try to survive in here. You're already as strong as a man."

"Thank you," Femme expressed gratitude.

J.D. responded, "You're welcome.

They left, and Femme Fatale had a lot to think about.


VENOM, KILLER FROST & ELENA

Killer Frost and Elena were tied up by some of the Joker's former goons.

"I think we'll have some fun with you before we kill you," one goon joked.

What they didn't realize was that William and Venom were hiding behind some crates, and when they saw them, they jumped out and began pulverizing and killing the goons all over the place.

William was facing the goon.

"Seriously, where did you pick up this symbiotic moron up?" the goon demanded. "Guy has more muscle than a stoned worm suffering from a concussion. I bet you pay him in dog treats and write his orders on the back of his hand, so he can remember them. You really should..."

Venom was about to punch the goon's lights out because of his comment, but William beat him to it, resulting in the jerk's teeth being knocked out.

"Looks like we'll have to find another lead," William remarked.

"I guess so," Venom answered. "Thank you for sticking up for me, William."

"No problem," William responded. "And don't listen to what that jerk said. You are not our pet. You are our teammate."

Killer Frost and Elena took off their blindfolds after William and Venom untied them.

Wide-eyed, Elena and Killer Frost looked at all of the Joker goons' dead bodies.

Elena said, "Whoa!" "You did all this?!"

"I didn't have a choice," William confessed.

"What did they do to make you mad?" questioned Killer Frost. "Threatened to give you a wedgie?"

"When I snuck down here, I was able to keep myself out of sight," William explained. "It was a good vantage point because I could hear everything the guards said. They were talking about what they were planning to do to you two. They went into great detail about it."

"You killed an entire room of thugs for us?" Killer Frost asked.

"He did," Elena confirmed. "Beware, Papa Bear."

"Thanks, guys," murmured Killer Frost.

"It was the least we could do," William replied.

THE END