It all begins with J.D., Rachel, Lincoln, and Laney relaxing in the park.

"Aah," Rachel murmured. "This is nice."

"You said it," J.D. agreed. "But, you know what would liven things up?"

"No, what?" Lincoln asked.

"Let's make some," J.D. suggested pulling out his cell phone. "Prank calls!"

"Aww yeah!" Rachel shouted. "First Lori."

"This is going to be good," J.D. comments as he dials a number.


LORI

Lori's phone began to ring.

"Hello?" Lori answered.

"Is Mr. Freely there?" J.D. asked.

"Who?" replied Lori.

"Freely," J.D. said again. "First initials I.P."

"Let me take a look," Lori replied. "Hey girls, do you know anyone named I Pee Freely?"

Her sisters all laugh at her.

While they were laughing, Lori growled at J.D. over the phone, "I will find you and literally turn you into a human pretzel!" She then hangs up.

"That was really funny, J.D.!" Lincoln laughed.

"That was hilarious!" laughed Laney.

"Now, Leni," Rachel suggested.

"Okay," J.D. replied. "Rachel, you do this call."

Rachel dials the number.


LENI

"Hey, this is Chuck, the lead singer of Boyz Will Be Boyz," Rachel began in a falsetto voice. "I was wondering if you would like to sing with us!"

J.D. whispering, said "Ooh." "Good one."

Leni squeals with excitement. "I would be so totes happy to do that!"

"Great," Rachel replied, "just tell everyone that the tickets will be mailed to you from Ms. Tinkle. First name "Ivana".

J.D. was silently snickering.

Laney was quietly giggling.

"Ivana Tinkle got it," Leni announced.

"Ew!" cried Lori. "Leni, go do that in the bathroom!"

They screamed hysterically with laughter.

"That was a good one, Rach!" J.D. praised.

Rachel hangs up the phone. "That was funny!"

"Oh, that was rich!" cried J.D.

"It was," Rachel agreed. "Lincoln, you do Luna."

"All right," Lincoln says as he dials a phone number.


LUNA

Luna answered the phone. "Yo?"

"Hello, is this Luna Loud?" Lincoln asked in a falsetto British accent.

"What's up, mate?" Luna greeted.

Lincoln replied, "Congratulations, you won tickets to the Mick Swagger concert."

Luna squeals in excitement. She calms down as she realizes something. "Wait. What's the catch?"

"All you have to do is say this to your family," Lincoln instructed. "Lori farts in your faces."

Luna went to say it. "Yo dudes! Lori farts in your faces!"

Everyone laughed at Lori.

After hanging up, they laughed.

"That was amazing, buddy!" remarked J.D.

"That was hilarious!" laughed Rachel. "Let's do Luan."

"Luan will know it's a prank call right away, and she knows pranks better than anyone else," J.D. warned. "They don't nickname her the Queen of Pranks for nothing. So we'll leave her until last."

"Good idea," Rachel agreed. "How about Lynn?"

"Lincoln should do this one," J.D. suggested.

"Oh sure," Lincoln responded as he dialed the phone number.


LYNN

Lynn answers the phone. "Yo. LJ here."

"Howdy there, Ms. Lynn," Lincoln began in a cowboy voice. "I am a member of the National Stupid Head Ugly Butt Committee, and we had just nominated you for President!"

"What!?" screamed Lynn. "Why I oughta! You can't talk to me that way!"

J.D., Rachel, and Laney laugh as Lincoln hangs up the phone.

J.D. laughed. "Oh, brother. That was a good one, Lincoln."

Laney remarked, "That was pretty funny."

"What did you think, Rachel?" J.D. asked.

"That was great!" cried Rachel. "Now let's do Lucy."


LUCY

J.D. replied, "Okay," and then dialed a number.

Lucy answers the phone. "Hello?"

"Good day to you, Lucy," J.D. replied in a Transylvanian accent. "You have just won a lifetime membership to the Vampires Forever Club."

Lucy uttered, "Woo hoo. I'm so excited I could die."

J.D. instructed her, "All you have to do is tell your sisters this: I ate Lola's stuffed teddy bear."

"Will do." Lucy walked downstairs to tell her sisters. "Hey guys."

As a pipe organ plays, everyone jumps and becomes scared.

Lucy confessed, "I ate Lola's stuffed Teddy Bear."

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Lola screamed in fury.

Lola jumps on Lucy and beats her up badly in a dust cloud, and Lori pulls them away.

"That's enough, you two!" screamed Lori.

J.D., Rachel, Lincoln, and Laney all burst out laughing.

"That was funny," Lincoln remarked.

"Thank you," J.D. replied. "What did you think, Rach?"

Rachel laughs. "That was amazing! Now, Lola!"


LOLA

"I'm glad you liked it," J.D. replied. "Let's see here. Ooh! I know. I was going to save this one for Lana, but why not Lola?" He dials a number.

Lola answers. "Hello?"

J.D. cleared his throat and said, "This is P.U. Poopenhauser, and I am conducting a national survey. Tell me do you smell like dog Doo-Doo or just look like it?"

Lola became enraged. "WHY YOU!? I WILL FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU INTO A BLOODY PULP!"

"Lola!" scolded Lori. "Stop it!"

She hangs up.

They screamed with laughter.

"Oh my gosh, that was funny!" Laney laughed.

"That was hilarious!" laughed Lincoln.

"What did you think, Rach?" J.D. asked.

"That was too good!" remarked Rachel. "And now, Lana."


LANA

"All right," J.D. said. "I've been wanting to do this one for Lana. She hasn't bathed in seven weeks."

"That's disgusting," Lincoln screamed.

"Yuck!" cried Laney.

J.D. muttered, "Here goes," and he dialed the number.

Lana answered. "Yo?"

"Yeah, I'm looking for 2 friends of mine that are there," J.D. explained. "One is Bath, first name Anita, and the other is Mya, last name Buttreeks."

"Let me go check." Lana went downstairs. "Hey girls, my butt reeks and I need a bath."

"It's about time," Lori murmured as she picked up Lana and led her to the restroom.

J.D., Rachel, Lincoln, and Laney were all laughing uncontrollably.

"That was hilarious!" Lincoln shouted.

"When she's done, Lana should smell like a daisy," J.D. remarked.

"That's true," Laney acknowledged.

"What did you think, Rach?" J.D. asked.

Rachel laughed. "Great! Now, "Lisa!"

"OK," J.D. said, and then he noticed something. "Oh, wait, here she comes. Greetings Lisa."

Lisa had Lily with her.

"Greetings, elder brothers and sister, and Rachel," Lisa responded.

"Hey Lisa," Lincoln called out.

"Hey Lisa," Laney added.

"What brings you to the park?" J.D. asked.

"Just bringing our youngest sibling to the park for some relaxation," Lisa answered. "Hence, because of all the crazy shenanigans going on at our abode."

Lily uttered, "Poo poo."

"We were doing all of that with our phones," J.D. explained.

"Let me guess," Lisa noted, "You were doing some humorous telecommunications shenanigans; Street name: Pranks calls."

"We were Lisa," Lincoln admitted.

"We wanted to liven up our relaxation here at the park with some prank calls," J.D. explained.

"We called our sisters to play prank calls on them," Laney added.

"Yep," J.D. confirmed. "We were about to call you, but since you're here, we might as well call Luan."


LUAN

"Here we go," J.D. said, dialing her number.

"Hello?" answered Luan.

"Yes, I'm looking for a Mr. Tabooger," J.D. said. "First name Olea."

"Ha!" Luan said shortly. "You think I'm that naïve? I know it's you J.D. Nice try pranking me though."

"You can't blame me for trying, Luan," J.D. replied. "However, your sisters fell for it."

"I saw and heard," Luan confessed. "Great prank calls, though."

"Thank you," J.D. responded. "We were doing this to liven up our relaxation here at the park."

"I know," Luan said. "You are a telephony." She then laughed. "Get it?"

"I get it," J.D. chuckled. He then hangs up. "I had a sneaky suspicion that Luan would realize it was a prank call."

"You were right, J.D.," Lincoln replied.

"Yep," Laney agreed.

Back at the Loud House, Luan was telling her sisters about J.D.'s prank calls.

"So J.D., Rachel, Lincoln, and Laney were prank calling us?" Lori asked.

"Yep," Luan nodded.

"WHY THOSE ROTTEN LITTLE!" Lynn screamed, "I'M GOING TO RIP THEIR ARMS AND LEGS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS!"

"No," Luan replied, "I have a better idea."

They had mischievous smiles on their faces.

What Luan didn't realize was that Rachel had put a microphone in her hair, which was recording her conversation with her sisters.

Rachel gasped.

"What is it, Rach?" J.D. asked.

"Luan and the girls are going to prank us to get vengeance when we get back home," Rachel revealed.

"Oh no," Lincoln gasped.

"It's like the Earbud Incident all over again," Laney noted.

"The sisters are likely going to bombard us with the same method we used to prank them," Lisa predicted.

"I also had a strong feeling Luan was going to tell everyone," J.D. added. "Me and my big mouth."

"Poo poo," Lily shouted back.

"Thank you, Lily," J.D. replied. "Turn off your cellphones and do not answer them."

"Right," Laney agreed.

"If they want a prank war, they'll get it!" J.D. declared. His eyes glow red. "And I know just the person who can help us."

Rachel dialed the number. "Ronnie Anne? It's Rachel."

"Hey Rach," Ronnie Anne replied. "What's up?"

"Me, J.D., Lincoln, and Laney were making some silly prank calls to the rest of the sisters, minus Lisa and Lily, here at the park, but Luan revealed everything when we called her, and she is enlisting the sisters' help to get us in vengeance," Rachel explained.

Ronnie Anne retorted, "Not on my watch, they won't. You called the right girl, Rach. Let me work my magic."

She walked over to the Loud House, and they were watching the Loud House from the park. Fighting, punching, and screaming could be heard.

"Ooh!" cried J.D. "That had to hurt! I hope Ronnie Anne wasn't too harsh on them."

"Let's go see," Lincoln suggested.

"All right," J.D. replied. "I guess that's enough resting for today. Let's head home."

Lincoln replied, "Good idea."

From the park, they walked home. When they arrived at the Loud House, they watched Ronnie Anne leave with a smile.

"Hey, R.A." remarked J.D.

"Hey, J.D." replied Ronnie Anne.

"Did you talk to my sisters?" Lincoln asked.

"Let's just say they'll never think of anything mischievous again," Ronnie Anne emphasized. "Not while I'm around."

"Ronnie Anne, we owe you one," Laney added.

Ronnie Anne replied, "I'm glad I could help Lanes."

Lincoln replied, "Thanks Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne playfully punches Lincoln in the shoulder. "I'll smell you later, Lame-o."

"Let's hope they're all okay," Rachel murmured.

Ronnie Anne left, and they walked into the Loud House, where they found the sisters severely beaten on the floor and couch. Their clothes were ripped, they had black eyes, missing teeth, and blood trickling from their mouths.

"Holy Bologna Slices!" shouted J.D. "Ronnie Anne sure did a number on all of you!"

"Ronnie Anne did all this!" Rachel cried.

"Oh, that's right, Rachel," J.D. realized. "You just moved here. Ronnie Anne is a strong girl, and she pulled all these pranks on Lincoln, and I helped her stop bullying him."

"That's right," Laney agreed.

"Wow!" gasped Rachel. "I had no idea Ronnie Anne was so tough and strong."

"Yeah," J.D. agreed. "Let's bring them to their beds and start healing them."

"Okay," Rachel replied.

"Affirmative," Lisa added.


"I can't believe Ronnie Anne beat us up like this," Lori moaned.

"Call me a snitch, but I found out about Luan's plan to get back at us for the prank calls, but we didn't expect Ronnie Anne to be this harsh on you for some harmless prank calls," Rachel explained.

"I know," Lori admitted. "It hurts a lot," she gasped in pain.

"I know elder sister, but this is what you get for wanting to prank our brother for vengeance," Lisa replied.

"Yeah," Lori agreed. "I guess we literally deserved it."

"I'm sorry, Lori," Lincoln apologized. "They were harmless prank calls."

"We're sorry, Lori," Laney apologized.

"It's okay," Lori assured them. "But some of us got a good laugh out of it."

"That's totes right," Leni agreed. She groaned in pain. "Ow."

"I know," J.D. replied.

They checked on the Loud girls and found out that they were in pain, and they were going to make sure they got better.

THE END.