Chapter 2: Chapter 2

disclaimer: Harry Potter is a series of fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling and Assassin's Creed is a franchise centred on an action-adventure video-game series developed by Ubisoft

I now stand cold and shivering –in rags- in the middle of a cold dank and smelly ally did I mention its cold? And the name of it no creativity Diagon – Ally it's just diagonally with a space in the middle where is the creativity and the colours it looks depressing compared to some of the places I've seen.

The crowd is fucking huge, no one I know not even my past's memories have ever EVER seen a crowd like this, it's ridiculous. Oh Hagrid's moving at least people move out of his way I bet if I were on my own I would be pushed and dragged about of forced to the side unable to move. Twats. At least people don't check their pockets. I'm a professional after all. That and my magic seems to warn me away from some people probably not a good idea to steal from them…

It's fucking huge and white and looks like a king's palace next to the ally how did I miss this? Oh yeah, I'm a short ass kid who can't see above the twats in the ally. So metal checklist time; big stone structure equals lots of money but scary ass guards means no stealing and probable alliance. So be polite and respectful.

Gold doors, golden fucking doors why can't I have those oh yeah I live with a fat arse whale that's we pass the two guards nod in our direction so I politely nod back at both of them though this seems to surprise them I wonder why? Ah, that's why these people are looking down at them demanding instead of asking and being very rude! Well, I will not act like that after all people are more inclined to react positively to nice polite behaviour. "NEXT" is shouted by one of the goblins and we walk up to them but before Hagrid can speak I ask politely (oh hush I'm a selective mute I chose not to talk to humans goblins are NOT human) "if it's not too much trouble I would like to go to my vault to withdraw some money please?" poor Hagrid seems confused but sobers up quick when the teller asks me for my key announcing that he has it.. Why does he have my key?

After a trip down through a small maze of tunnels we arrive in front of a roller-coaster I'm calling it a roller-coaster but how fast does it go? Wait if they can be bribed and I remember from the pub correctly then the golden shiny coins are most valuable and are called galleons. Before we depart down the track a quickly say "if you go really really fast I'll pay you a galleon" to which Hagrid tries it rebuke the idea and the goblin laughs evilly.

Its SOOOOO FAST these are my only thoughts as I laugh like a maniac with a shit eating grin on my face it just too much fun. But it's over too quick. A shiny metal door, I have a shiny metal door. yay. As it opens a sci-fi effect happens there's green alien fog is so cool. SO SHINY and it's all mine. I know I grabbed more than needed plus one galleon for the goblin who seemed surprised that I would give it to him now. But the cart ride was so fun. Yey back to the cart- coaster too not my vault oh Hagrid has a secret, must not steal, yet anyway.

After a fun for me cart ride back up I look at the goblin then back to Hagrid. He seems to get the idea because he sticks around once were back in the lobby. Hagrid leaves me there in the bank to disappear to settle his stomach thankfully. After he leaves the goblin reproaches asking what it was I wanted to which I reply that I should like to see someone about my vault and why I was never told it existed. OH SHIT, I've said something wrong because he snappily reply's to follow him.

Sharpclaw the goblin introduced himself as my account manager went on and on about my families holding asking me questions to which I replied honestly which only made them angry. So one blood test later and my account have been locked down all of them for a full audit, well damn now what? Sharpclaw then notices my bruises and scars, I have never seen someone move so quickly EVER apparently children are sacred to them no matter the race and child abusers deserve only death.

Luckily for me, my family has a steward who I know nothing about but is a wizard so that should be fun. For now I'm a reluctant resident of their infirmary well I say reluctant but that was only before they gave me a strong painkiller. I must be tripping there laughing and I can't help it because everything is so weird and pretty and shiny I should sleep, yeah sleep sound really good.

Laying down a dove off and miss's goblin who wears the pretty dress leaves the room and turns out the light…

Authors note:

sorry to all for not updating but college started back up and homework it taking up most of my free time but I most defiantly will update as soon as possible!

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