Chapter 4: Chapter 4

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Why is Scotland so damned cold? It better not be like this all year round.

"first years over here, first years?" oh lookie, lookie it be a Hagrid (giggles to self) and so after ensuring were all there we began the perilous and dangerous journey down the dark slippery path to no one knows where kidding it leads to the lake. To the flipping lake are these people mental or are they deliberately trying to give us all colds?

"no more than four to a boat" so climbing in with a blonde and two…? Gorillas? No that's insulting to the monkeys. I honestly don't know. Oh, oh blonde is sneering at me… why? Oh, I probably should have asked before entering the boat too late now though were moving.

Cheekily waving at the blonde I turn my attention elsewhere at least I had wanted too but blonde think I need to know his name (ha as if). "Draco Malfoy, this is Crabbe and Goyle pleasure." He then looked expectantly at me… oh, he wants my name Ummm? What to do? What to do? Oh right my scar everyone knows it so. Pointing at my throat I shake my head before revealing my scar which does get a reaction (ha I knew it).

"so the great saviour of the wizarding world can't speak huh, pity. why? If you don't mind me asking." And so the interrogation starts. Easiest way lifting up my sleeve I show the oh so lovely carvings my uncle did on my arm the most visible and clearly stating FREAK. Draco now looking like someone dumped cold water over him (it quite hilarious) "you were… Were you a-abused? But, but we were umm told you were raised in a loving household and treated like a prince!" frowning at this I shake my head getting off the boat as we have now arrived in the cavern.

The doors opening to reveal a very strict woman professor McGonagall who tells us the school rules and leads us into the great hall, well after she had left us and a noisy chit by the name of Hermione who decided she knew absolutely everything about me and a Ronald brother to the twins from the train tried to force himself to me as a friend (ha as if I'm not stupid you twat).

Standing in line waiting I seize the opportunity to know thy enemy (giggles)

Eagle vision as my ancestors called it took a while for me to figure out but is super helpful so let's see shall we activating my eagle vision with the intent to find an assassin should bring up assassins as gold Templars as always are red and allies are blue everyone else should be white.

Looking at the teacher's table I see two Templars the dower looking man who does not look happy at all and the old coot on the throne (interesting) the rest are white apart from the very small one who is a fricking assassin (sweet). And now the general populace of this school Gryffindor is just white but the twins and their friends are blue so allies, Hufflepuff all white (giggles alright ha, horrid pun.) Ravenclaw is now dubbed the house of assassins because two-thirds are golden and finally Slytherin (holy fucking shit I'm doomed) there all literally ALL red what the hell.

"Potter Harry" and cue dramatic silence steady increase to loud whispers (so predictable). Walking with the grace only a master assassin could perform (sorry can't help it literally can't help it) this caused the Ravenclaw to look at me as potential allies I hope or target one or the other and Slytherin as a suspect. (this is gonna be fun).

Dusty hat dust hat what house shall I stay in (giggles).

"well, we will find out now won't we."

(oh shit, you're in my fucking head."

"yes and watch your language young thief, though you're the first I've seen in a good while."

(well I should like to avoid the assassins and Templars they'll ruin my fun, oh, oh pretty please can you stick me with the twins please.)

"and have you ruin the school? This should be an interesting few years very well better be GRYFFINDOR"

(YES)

jumping up with an overly extravagant twirl leaving the hat on the stool I make my way to the table of the twins and seat myself away from others ant the very edge of the firsties side of the table.

Grinning like a Cheshire cat… no THE Cheshire cat I wink at the twins and start plotting ways to annoy the assassins leading a merry chase and terrorizing the Templars. (defiantly gonna be fun)

and I'm so super sorry for taking sooooo long to update but I have college and it is annoying. chapters I'm afraid are not going to be very long I struggle with writing and am relying on Grammarly for spelling and punctuation. if something is glaringly wrong please tell me.

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