Honestly.

He didn't know what he was expecting when he asked the others to attach a knob to the steering wheel so he could drive. He was expecting them to just do it because he told them to and he was their boss.

But he wasn't expecting this.

All he wanted was a freaking knob so he could still drive while his shoulder was recovering. That's all he asked for, all they had to do was get one from the store, and screw it on. That's all they had to do!

He looked at Duri, Saem, Sung-Ho, Hanuel, and all of the other nincompoops that were watching him as he stood by the car. All of them were at the very peak of professionalism as they stared back with blank faces, not a single ounce of amusement on their faces.

He sighed heavily, and pinched the bridge of his nose," Alright," He reached in and took a firm hold of the phallic object, the firm silicon bending under his grip as he wrangled it off the steering wheel. There was a snort, but by the time he snapped his head back to look at his men, they were all blank-faced again," Would someone like to explain this?" He swung it around in his hand for good measure, but even that wasn't enough to make them crack.

Because as far as he knew.

A driving knob did not equal putting a dildo onto the steering wheel.

They stared back, and for the first time, he was cursing their professionalism because they didn't give a single indication of who did it, and who helped. He just knew that he wasn't going to find out who did it for at least a month, not unless he got one of them drunk. He was just going to have to accept the loss this time around.

God, they are such idiots.

"I hate you all."

He didn't have time to deal with this, he just went back into the building and threw the stupid thing into the storage room.

He'll deal with that later.


"Hang on, Ijin, help me with this." He pulled on the box again, nearly on the tips of his toes so he could reach to pull the heavy box to the edge of the shelf just in time for Ijin to help him lower the box to the floor," Just the training knives right?" They had showed up to training much earlier than usual, and Kyong, being the old man he was, was taking advantage of the presence to help get the equipment ready for training.

"Yeah." Ijin open the box, and while they were prepared to see a box full of foam-covered knives.

They weren't prepared to see a disturbingly realistic, flesh-colored dildo on top of everything.

"What the fuck?"

"Huh?"

They exchanged looks, both of them being equally confused at the sight of a dildo in the same box as training equipment.

"Okay…"Seokju reached for the dildo," It's probably just a-AGH!" the moment he touched it, Seokju flung it away from him, a look of pure and utter disgust on his face as he rubbed his hand on his pant leg repeatedly.

Okay…that was kinda weird…

"Whats wrong?" Ijin went over to the dildo," We've seen these before at Yeongchan's." He swooped down to grab it so he could dispose of it, or at the very least, move it so no one would trip on it, when Seokju grabbed his shoulder.

"Don't," he said seriously, his hand tugging him away from the silicon toy," Those were covered with plastic," he pointed down at the dildo, a disgusted look on his face as he finally said," That one isn't, we don't know where its been."

Oh.

Oh gross.

Just like Seokju had been doing, he recoiled from the thing, scrunching up his nose in disgust just like Seokju was doing.

What was that even doing there?

And who the hell was bold enough to bring that thing to work?

Not to say the janitors did a bad job at cleaning but…three times a day, there were squads sweating all over the place as they did their training. It was almost disgusting that someone would do something so… intimate in such a place.

"What's wrong?" Kyong's voice came from the doorway, and they looked up just in time to see him come around the corner," Why did you yell-Oh." His eyes landed on the dildo, and the way they were standing a few feet away from it. And like it was the most normal thing to see in the entire world, he simply said," I can explain."

"It's yours?" Ijin couldn't help but be shocked at that because out of everyone he could have imagined, Kyong of all people was not the person he was expecting.

Seokju did not have a good reaction, "You brought that to work?!" His voice was loud, and he sounded utterly horrified, his face a bright red. Kyong tried to explain why the toy was there, but Seokju, in his horror, just slapped his hands over his years as he stormed past," Nope! Nope! I don't wanna know! Don't tell me! Just don't!"

...Alright Ijin understood why Seokju was so grossed out. It was gross, especially since it was their boss that had brought the toy to work. They worked with him, and it was honestly not something they expected from Kyong.

What he didn't understand, was Seokjus almost over-the-top reaction.

Yes, it was weird, but Kyong was a grown man, he could make his own, albeit weird, decisions.

Slowly, Ijin went to go and stand with Kyong at the doorway as Seokju stormed off to the locker rooms, muttering "This is work" and "Keep that shit at home.' The entire time he walked away.

Kyong sighed heavily, and pinched the bridge of his nose as he, at last, said," The men used it for a prank."

"Ah," Well that was a relief. He couldn't help but sigh in relief when he heard that the toy they had thought had been used, had not. "Got it."

"GOD WE WORK HERE!"

He still didn't understand why Seokju was so upset though.

Kyong looked every ounce of 'tired of this shit' as they watched Seokju have a mini breakdown over the misunderstanding of the dildo," Tell him once he calms down."

A smile appeared as Seokju continued to rant to the empty training room," Sure," taking out his phone, he started a video with Seokju being the main focus," Right now."

The snort he heard from Kyong only encouraged him to keep on recording.


"You know," It was just the two of them in the locker room at that point, the rest of the men had already gone home, allowing them to have a private conversation," Its not that big of a deal Seokju…" although he had finally calmed down at that point, just him saying that was enough to rile up his friend.

"Oh yeah?!" Seokju snapped out a look of frustration on his face as he nearly spat," How would you feel if you found out that Major Kang uses one too?! And you found it?!"

"Oh…" that was a really good point. A shiver went down his spine at the thought of finding such a personal belonging of the Major's. He's known the man for a long time already, and it would be disturbing to find out that fact about his close friend, especially since they have never talked about anything so personal/intimate.

Seokju damn near slammed the locker door closed," Yeah, OH! And its not just that! He uses it here, where we work! Where you also work!" Seokju was going back into his rant mode, and that only reminded Ijin that he had yet to tell his friend that the dildo was in the storage room because the others had used it for a prank.

"God I've known him since I was a baby! He used to babysit me!"

But this was way too funny to interrupt.

Seokju was ranting to the empty locker room, and was even throwing his hands into the air as he almost screamed out," I don't want to know that about him! God I don't think I can look him into the eye anymore!"

He restrained his snort.

This was way too funny.


G.I Jidiot: *video*

G.I Jidiot: He found a dildo the men used for a prank and freaked the fuck out.

Robin Reject: IT WAS FOR A PRANK?

Blond bitch: 🍌🍌🍌🍌

Robin Reject: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?!

MF Weasly: 🍆🍆🍆🍆

G.I Jidiot: It was funny watching you.

G.I Jidiot: And I forgot

Robin Reject: YOU FORGOT?!

Krillin But With More Hair: 🍌Yeah🍌he 🍌forgot🍌

MF Weasly: It's not that hard to understand dude🍆🍆🍆

G.I Jidiot: And it really was funny.

Robin Reject: I hate you all

Krillin But With More Hair: You love us.

*Robin Reject has left the chat*

*G.I Jidiot has added Seokju to the chat!*

*Krillin But With More Hair has changed Seokju to ❤️🍆❤️🍆❤️*

*❤️🍆❤️🍆❤️ has left the chat*

*Blond bitch has added Seokju to the chat!*

*MF Weasly has changed Seokju to ❤️🍆❤️🍆❤️*

G.I Jidiot: I'm dying

Blond bitch: HAHAHAHA

Krillin But With More Hair: Seokju you're such a loser.

MF Weasly: LMAOOOO


Muting the group chat, he held the phone up to his ear as he waited for her to answer.

Honestly, those guys are such assholes sometimes.

" Yeah?"

"Yeona," He sighed heavily into the phone as slumped back into the chair," I think I need a spa night."

She gasped excitedly into the phone," Really! I'll be there soon!" despite his annoyance, he couldn't help but smile at her reaction.

It had been a long time, at least a few months since the two of them had a sleepover, and it had been even longer since the two of them were able to have a nice and long rant session with each other.

Those assholes.


[2:49 AM]

❤️🍆❤️🍆❤️: I'll get you back for this ijin.