Once upon a stupid time, there was mario the ugly fat disgusting putrid man. He was picking his fucking nose and eating his boogers. Mario farted and enjoyed the fact he farted so he farted again. Mario ate his own farts and thought they were delicious.
Mario didn't like those fucking toads. They were annoying. So mario got out a hunting rifle and decided to shoot up some toads.
Mario went to the forest and saw the mushroom headed freaks. The toads were licking poop and biting billy the wizard. Mario shot up some toads. It was fun. The toads cried. 'please help me' the toads screamed. Mario didn't care. Mario kept shooting toads. The toads cowered like pigs. Mario hated toads. Mario killed more toads.
A toad cowered in a dumb mushroom house. He tried to hide from mario but he couldn't. mario opened the dumb door. Mario got his dumb gun and shot the dumb toad in the dumb mushroom head. The toad's head was dead.
Mario slowly walked in the forest as he kept shooting toads. The toads cried. Mario hated toads. He didn't care. Mario kept shooting. Mario kept killing. Mario enjoyed killing toads. He killed toad moms, toad dads, toad babies, toad grannies, and toad businessmen. Mario hated toads.
Mario thoughts toads were annoying. They screamed a lot. That was annoying. Mario thought the toads screaming was annoying. So he wanted to shoot them. Mario ran like a cheetahman to eat toads. Yum yum toads! Toads died. Toads cried. Toads whined. Mario yahooed.
Peach liked toads. Peach was stupid. Peach came to the forest and screamed at mario. Peach said no more killing toads. Mario didn't listen. Mario hated toads. Mario shot peach. Mario ate peach. Yum yum peaches!
Mario killed luigi. Mario killed more toads too. Mario hated toads. Mario thought toads looked funny. As in stupid.
Mario tripped over a banana peel on the forest ground. Mario slipped and crashed his skull on the ground. Mario died. Hungry cavemen came and ate the dead mario. Oogtar wanted to eat mario.
