Was watching some Miraculous videos and had this silly idea for a oneshot/shitpost. Hope you enjoy.

The Worst Timeline:

The final battle against Hawk Moth had been one of the most grueling experiences that either Ladybug or Chat Noir had ever experienced. After fighting one of the most powerful Akumas they had ever seen, they had chased the man through the sewers to end up in some sort of atrium underground where he decided to face them head on.

After such a conflict, the two were left trembling on the ground while Hawk Moth stood proud and tall casually twirling his staff in his hand without a care in the world.

"Well Ladybug and Chat Noir, it looks like our confrontation has finally come to an end. I must commend you for coming this far, but now I must ask you one final time to relinquish your Miraculous before I end you once and for all."

Ladybug grunted yet, slowly but surely she was able to rise to her feet. "I-I'll never do what you say…" She choked out.

"Oh? And what will you do? Summon a lucky charm? What will it be this time, a flashlight to blind me while the boy is able to sneak up on me and use his Cataclysm? Or perhaps a rubber ball that will bounce in just the right way so that my brooch will fall off? Maybe the most juvenile of all and you get a banana peel that I will slip and fall on?" He laughed. "Nothing you can call upon will stop me now."

Chat Noir rose to his feet as well and looked to Ladybug with a pained look of determination. "You got this, Ladybug. Do it!"

Ladybug threw her yoyo in the air and willed forth an item into existence with the words "Lucky Charm!"

And from the sky appeared an item that none of them were expecting to see.

All of them just stopped for a moment as the spotted creation fell into the superheroines awaiting grasp.

Ladybug blinked.

Chat's moth hung open.

Hawk Moth was absolutely flabbergasted.

"What?" The man asked in stunned confusion.

In Ladybug's hands was none other than a spotted pistol with the words Series Finale engraved into the side of the barrel.

Ladybug didn't know how to respond but instead decided to focus as the world around her went grey and nothing but the spotted gun could be seen in color. She looked up from the weapon in her hands and towards the supervillain in question to see that he too was colored in spots.

She knew what she had to do.

Instantly, she seemed to regain all her strength as she now stood proud and tall with the gun in her hand.

"Well Hawk Moth, looks like it's over."

"Wait… Ladybug… Surely we can talk about this." The man insisted as he held his hands up in defense.

"Nope." The girl grinned and she fired.

Without another word she fired the gun and struck him straight in the chest. He fell onto his back and began to bleed out.

Chat Noir wasn't sure what to do at first before his face split into a wide grin. "Aw yeah! We did it!"

With that, the cat themed hero began to start break dancing over the dying man.

Ladybug shook her head as a smile broke out on her face. "You silly kitty."

She watched him for a while as he just continued having a good time, laughing and singing songs while Hawk Moth moved no more.

It was great.

Until a green ring appeared around the body and laying before them was none other than now dead body of Gabriel Agreste.

"Holy crap!" Ladybug's eyes widened in shock.

Chat Noir immediately stopped at the sight and dropped to his knees. "Dad?!"

"Did you just say dad?!" Ladybug asked him.

"Oh my God! Ladybug, what have you done?!" He shouted as he detransformed and kneeling before the body was none other than the boy of her dreams, Adrien Agreste.

Ladybug immediately began to panic as she held her hands up to her head in absolute stunned shock. "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I just killed Adrien's dad! Now he'll never fall in love with me and we'll never have our kids and our hamster and I've ruined everything!"

"You love me and you shot my dad?!" He yelled at her.

"I-I- didn't know!" She threw her hands up in the air. "Thisisterrible! AmIgoingtogotojail?! GabrielissohighprofileandI'llneverbeabletoprovethathewasHawkmoththewholetimenowmylifeisruinedANDILLNEVERMARRYADRIEN!"

She was now pacing around the room, talking a mile a minute. "I'llhavetotrademyspotsforprisonstripesandI'llneverbeabletodoanythingagain! Whydidthisstupidyoyogivemeaglockwho'sdumbideawasthis? Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! NowI'mnevergoingtobeadesignerand-"

Adrien blinked at that last one. "Did you say you wanted to be a designer…? Marinette?!"

Ladybug practically jumped out of her own skin when he said that name.

"NO! NO! NO! THIS IS NOT HOW IT ENDS, I DO NOT CARE!" Ladybug shouted. She looked towards the boy and then stood up. "Adrien, give me your Miraculous right now. I'm deleting this fic from existence and going back to actual canon!"

"Aren't we like at our worst moment in actual canon now? My dad has all the Miraculouses?"

"I don't care! This never happened and I'm gonna make sure that both of us forget!"

"O-okay…" Adrien shrugged and relinquished his Miraculous to her.

With that, she put on the ring and became LadyChat and reset the universe.

And with that this silly, convoluted oneshot written in less than an hour ended.

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