Been reading a lot of Justice League meets Batfamily fice lately, so I've decided to write my own! Enjoy!
Oh BTW this isn't set in the Main DC universe. More like... Idk... my own AU.
Oh, and in this Universe Superman is the Kryptonian equivalent of an Indigenous American.
Oh, and I own nothing.
Before we begin, the League in this fic includes:
Superman (Clark Kent)
Batman (Bruce Wayne)
Wonder Woman (Diana Prince)
Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz)
Green Arrow (Oliver Queen)
Black Canary (Dinah lance)
Flash (Barry Allen)
Green Lantern (Guy Gardner)
Cyborg (Victor Stone)
Okay, here we go!
Chapter 1
Due to an incident involving Green Arrow's Chilli (Don't ask) The Watchtower had been temporarily unfit for use. Repairs were under way, but it was going to take a month.
So, they chose to select a new base of operations.
The Quiver, Green Arrow's base and the Kent Farm had recently been destroyed by Supervillain attacks, The Fortress of Solitude was too cold for their liking, and none of their homes were an option for various reasons.
Except Batman's.
He sighed, and growled "We can use the Batcave."
Everyone except for Diana and Clark wondered... what was the Batcave like?
...
It was AWESOME, that's what it what, thought Flash as they all gazed round the cavern in their civilian wear. There was amazing tech everywhere. Weird but still cool things like a robot dinosaur and a giant penny. Even the stalactites looked particularly pointy.
Batman was about to speak, but the Bat-Computer went off. After looking at it for a few seconds, he walked towards the Batmobile "Penguin is robbing a ship. Stay here while I deal with it."
"C'mon, Bruce. Let us help." Clark told him, a little exasperated.
Bruce sighed "Fine. Clark and Diana can help. The others stay."
Ollie smirked "He's in a good mood today."
As the Trinity went off to save the day, the others began looking around. As Barry checked out the Giant Dino-bot, he noticed a figure on top of the head.
Hang on... was that an intruder?
Before he could make up his mind on what to do, the figure took out a Katana and jumped down with a cry of battle. Barry, being The Flash, avoided the blow easily.
The figure was revealed to be a small boy of around nine with Asian Heritage. He wore a green Hoodie and beige shorts. He would have been adorable if not for the Katana and the murderous look on his face.
"Who are you?" The Child demanded "How did you get in here?"
"Easy, kid..." Cautioned Ollie, rushing over "Bats invited us down here to use as a Headquarters-"
"Such lies!" The child barked "My father would never let degenerates like you in here!"
Barry, Dinah, and Ollie looked both insulted and Flabbergasted at the child claiming to be Batman's son. Guy seemed to find this all pretty funny.
"Easy, kiddo." He told him while using his ring to materialise his uniform "We're the Justice League. The Watchtower's out of Commission right now, so Bats offered to use this place as a temporary HQ."
The child raised an eyebrow "Your story seems satisfactory, but why was I not informed?"
"Maybe you were at Kindergarten?"
The child looked annoyed at this statement "I go to elementary school and it's the Summer Holidays!"
"He must have gotten that alert about Penguin before he could." Reasoned Flash.
The child put away the sword, muttering "Stupid Probation..."
The League were surprised "Probation? What did you do?" asked Ollie.
The child put his hands behind his back and muttered something that sounded like - "Istlethebuhmeel."
"What?"
"I stole the Batmobile."
The League stared at him. Guy proceeded to burst out laughing.
"I like this kid! What's your name?"
"Call me Robin."
"Robin? Batman's sidekick?" Asked Barry.
"Protege."
"Right, sorry."
"Wait, are we going to ignore the fact that Guy was just reasonable?" Asked Cyborg.
"I don't fight kids." Proclaimed the Owner of the Warrior's Bar, jutting his chin out proudly before tripping up Ollie.
At that Moment, an Elderly Man in a tailcoat suit entered the Batcave.
"Welcome to the Batcave, Everyone." he greeted "I hope master Damian didn't behead anyone."
"He tried." Chuckled Flash.
Alfred Smiled "Sorry for not greeting you sooner, but the House doesn't clean itself, despite Batman's amount of advanced technology."
At that moment, the revving of a motorbike was heard. They all turned to see a bike enter the cave, driven by a young man with black hair in a black suit with a blue bird symbol on his chest.
"Hey! Bruce told me about the Watchtower over Comms." The guy strolled over and shook all their hands, winking flirtatiously at Black Canary in the Process.
"How come I don't get my comm just because I'm on Probation?" Complained Damian, folding his arms angrily.
Dick chuckled "I lost my Comm, TV Privileges, AND I wasn't allowed Alfred's Cookies for the rest of the year when I stole it!" He told him with a smile.
The Leaguers were both shocked and amused by this sentence. As if things weren't crazy enough, a figure suddenly started from the Bat-computer's chair. The Batchair? The figure rose and to reveal a teenager with black hair and a Red Polo Shirt. He looked like he hadn't slept for days despite only just having woken up, and had a massive coffee stain on his face and shirt.
"Whuzzgoinon?" He asked blearily, rubbing his concerningly heavy-bagged eyes.
"Master Tim." Said Alfred, in a firm tone "Go to bed."
"But-" Began the boy, rubbing his eyes. A look from Alfred silenced him.
"Fine." The boy trudged to bed, giving a tired nod to the Leaguers on the way.
As the boy shut the clock, Ollie piped up "How many of Batman's kids are in this place?"
His question was answered by the revving of another motorbike, and Jason Todd rolled in, with Duke, Steph, and Cass all in the sidecar. They all looked very uncomfortable, and Everyone was wondering how they could all fit into there, including the ones in the sidecar.
"Okay... a lot."
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Okay, this is gonna be a two or three parter. Hope you enjoyed this one! Favourite and review!
