Monday
It was morning time in South Park, and Cartman wakes up, only to find a shirt that looks like Dougie's on his bed.
Cartman: WHAT THE FUCK?! MOM!
Liane: What is it, sweetie?
Cartman: Some little dork put his shirt on my bed!
Liane: Oh, well I don't know how it got there.
Cartman: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!
Cartman was walking towards Dougie's house with a frustrated look while carrying the shirt that was on his bed.
Cartman: That little shit thinks he can dump his dirty laundry on my bed, huh? Well he's got another thing coming!
Tweek and Clyde approached him while holding the same shirts.
Clyde: You too?
Cartman: Wait, you guys are having the same problem as me?
Tweek: Ah! Yeah, man! This shirt wasn't on my bed last night! Some freaky shit is going on here!
Clyde: Yeah! The shirt was on my face! And this shirt has ugly Dougie's name written all over it!
Cartman: Yeah! I was about to go teach that dork a lesson.
Clyde: So were we!
Tweek: Let's go to his house and beat him up!
Cartman: Good idea, but we should avoid pissing off his bitchy sister while we're at it.
Cartman knocks on the door and Samantha answered it. She had an angry look.
Samantha (OC): What do you dickheads want?
Cartman: We're here to see your brother!
Samantha (OC): Why? So you can bully him again?!
Tweek: No! We're just gonna have a word with him! That's all!
Samantha (OC): Fine! But if I catch you picking on him, you're dead!
Clyde: (Gulps) Okay.
The three boys entered the house and headed straight towards Dougie's room. Cartman kicks the door open.
Dougie: What are you guys doing here?!
Cartman: Do you mind explaining why these were on our beds?
Dougie: I don't know. I didn't put those on your beds.
Cartman: You're a fucking liar!
Tweek: Yeah!
Dougie: Look. I just don't know how they ended up in your houses! Besides, why would I even waste my time going to your houses? I hate all three of you. Mostly you, fatass!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you four-eyed midget!
Clyde: You better stop lying and tell us the truth!
Dougie: I am telling the truth! I don't know how my laundry ended up in your houses!
Tweek: Stop telling lies! You're just upset at us for all the times we picked on you, so you're getting us back by dumping your dirty shirts all over our beds!
Clyde: Yeah! Tell us the truth!
Cartman: You have until the count of three before we beat you to a pulp!
Dougie: I didn't dump my goddamn shirts on your fucking beds! Now get out of my house!
Cartman: Tweek, Clyde, let's beat the shit out of this freak and make sure it's quick and painful!
Clyde and Tweek: On it!
Dougie: SAMANTHA!!! CARTMAN, CLYDE AND TWEEK ARE TRYING TO BEAT ME UP!!!
Samantha (OC): WHAT?!!!
5 Minutes Later, Cartman, Clyde and Tweek are all beaten to a pulp.
Samantha (OC): DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO HURT MY LITTLE BROTHER AGAIN!
She slams the door and locks it.
Cartman: You guys, we should teach this dork as lesson at skewl.
Clyde: Good idea.
Tweek: Ah! Speaking of school, we should get ready before bus arrives!
Clyde: Holy shit! My dad's gonna kill me!
Cartman: See you guys at skewl when we teach that little dork a lesson!
Clyde: Okay!
Later at the bus stop with the main 4...
Cartman: Guess what Dougie the dork did.
Kyle: What did he do this time?
Cartman: He dumped his dirty shirts all over my bed! And it's not just me! Tweek and Clyde are having the same problem!
Stan: How did his clothes end up on your beds?
Cartman: He obviously did this to get back at us for bullying him too much! I'm surprised he hasn't done it to Theresa the trailer park girl!
Theresa ran towards them and got up in Cartman's face.
Theresa: I DO NOT LIVE IN THE FUCKING TRAILER PARK, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
She walked away.
Cartman: Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, he has nothing better to do than to dump his dirty clothes all over people's beds!
Kenny: (I hope I'm not next.)
Stan: So what are you gonna do to torture the little dork?
Cartman: You'll see.
Later at school...
Dougie was walking down the hallway when all of a sudden, he was tripped by Tweek.
Dougie: Ow!
Tweek: Oops! Looks like you should watch where you're going next time!
He and the rest of Craig's gang bursted out laughing. Dougie got up.
Dougie: Jerks!
Clyde: Oh relax! Don't take it personally! You can go now.
Dougie starts walking again, but didn't notice that Clyde put a kick me sign on his back. Theresa walks towards Dougie and kicks him.
Dougie: Ow! Why'd you kick me?!
Theresa: The sign said I should kick you. So...
She continues kicking Dougie.
Dougie: Stop kicking me!
Theresa: Make me, you loser!
Isla: Hey, Theresa! Same some for me!
She joins Theresa in kicking Dougie. Afterwards, so many kids took turns in kicking Dougie while Tweek and Clyde fist bumped.
Clyde: I'm not trying to steal your man, Craig. I'm with Bebe.
Craig: Okay.
Later at lunch...
Dougie took his seat next to Butters and Pip at the Melvins table.
Damien: What the fuck happened to you?!
Dougie: I was kicked left and right by every single kid in the hallway.
Scott M: Why are you keep getting bullied a lot?
Dougie: Apparently, they all still hate me for that prank I pulled on Theresa.
Pip: This bullshit needs to end at some point.
Butters: Yeah. We really don't want you doing something you'll regret like last time.
Cartman approached them with a bottle of hot sauce.
Cartman: Yup, gaywads.
Damien: What do you want?!
Cartman: Oh nothing. Hey, Dougie! I see Nichole naked over there!
Dougie: (Excitedly) Really?! Where?!
Cartman puts hot sauce all over Dougie's food.
Cartman: Nope! I lied. It was just a wall. Anyways, I'mma go eat my food now.
He went back to the table where the rest of the boys are at.
Pip: God I hate that fatass!
Dougie: Don't we all.
Butters: I actually like him.
Damien: Really?
At the table with the rest of the boys...
Cartman: You guys. Guess what I did to Dougie's food?
Clyde: What?
Cartman: I put hot sauce all over his food, and he didn't even noticed it!
Tweek: Really? That's great!
Craig: Yeah! Hopefully he'll learn not to dump his dirty clothes on people's beds!
Kyle: So, when will his mouth start burning?
Cartman: It'll start burning when he take the first bite.
Dougie was heard screaming in pain while his mouth was shooting fire.
Dougie: AAAAAHHH!!! HELP!! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! HELP! HELP!
The entire cafeteria bursted out laughing at Dougie, with the exception of his friends. They even pulled their phones out and started recording his suffering.
Red: What a fucking loser!
Bebe: Yeah! I'm not helping him!
Wendy: We shouldn't even bother helping him anyway!
Samantha (OC): You guys! He's my step-brother!
Nichole: So? No one gives a shit about that racist little pervert!
Nelly: Yeah! He can go die for all we care!
Annie: I hate the nerd too, but that was heartless. Let's just laugh at him while he's crying like a little bitch.
Nelly: Fine by me!
Dougie: Somebody help me!
Damien used his powers to teleport some water into Dougie's mouth, and he swallows it afterwards. Everybody was laughing at Dougie and calling him names.
Numerous Kids: Dougie is a loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
They all continued laughing and Dougie ran out the cafeteria crying.
Pip: Poor lad.
Butters: Yeah. I feel bad for him.
Scott M: Me too!
Cartman: That'll teach him a lesson.
Kyle: Nice one, Cartman.
Cartman: Thanks, Kahl.
At Tegridy Farms...
Randy and Towelie was watching a video of Dougie screaming due to the hot sauce in his mouth. They bursted out laughing.
Randy: What a little faggot!
Towelie: I know! Who's kid is this?!
Randy: I don't know, but the parents must be feeling really stupid about having him in their lives!
Sharon: It's not even that funny, Randy.
Randy: Yes it is, Sharon!
Tuesday
At South Park Elementary, it was recess time and Dougie was behind the trailers, not wanting to be seen by anyone after the whole hot sauce thing. He was crying.
Dougie: Everybody in this town hate me! (He continues crying) I didn't do anything wrong! I just wanted to make people happy, and this is the thanks I get!
He continues crying louder and then some of the girls walked to the trailer and noticed him. None of them felt sorry for him.
Bebe: Aw! Look at the little baby crying!
Red: Yeah! He need some diapers and a pacifier to go with him!
Lola: Yeah. He even cries ugly!
Wendy: Girls, that's enough. He can't help it if he's too ugly. He'll just accept that fact that we will never feel sorry for him because he's a loser!
Nichole: Yeah. A level 100 loser!
Annie: And a little faggot!
The girls bursted out laughing at Dougie's sadness.
Samantha (OC): That's enough, guys! Leave my little brother alone!
Heidi: Samantha, don't get all agro with us because your brother is an unlovable loser.
Samantha (OC): My brother is not a loser! Besides, what did he ever do to make you and everyone else pick on him?
Bebe: We'll tell you! He's a know it all dork who loves to bore people, he's a perverted stalker towards us and the rest of the girls and do you even remember that horrible prank he pulled on poor Theresa?!
Samantha (OC): Look! I'm sure he didn't mean to fake Theresa's parents' deaths, but that still doesn't mean you can torment him!
Cartman walks past the girls with a plate of sandwiches.
Red: What are those?
Cartman: Some special sandwiches I'm gonna give to Dougie.
Sally T: What special sandwiches?
Cartman: You'll see what kind of sandwiches they are. (He then approached Dougie with the sandwiches) Hey, Dougie.
Dougie: What do you want?! I'm pissed at you for putting hot sauce in my food at the cafeteria!
Cartman: I know, and I'm here to say sorry. And to make it up, I made you some special sandwiches.
Dougie: Really? That's actually pretty nice of you.
Cartman: Yeah. Well, eat up.
Dougie: Okay. (He then took a bite out of one of the sandwiches while Cartman gave out an evil smile. Tweek and Clyde were recording the whole thing. Dougie spits out the sandwich.) GROSS! WHAT IS THIS?!
Cartman: HAHA! I MADE AN UNDERWEAR SANDWICH AND YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT! AND GUESS WHAT?! I USED MY UNDERWEAR!!!
Cartman, Clyde and Tweek bursted out laughing at Dougie. Clyde and Tweek stopped recording and sent the video to their friends. Everyone laughed at Dougie's humiliation.
Dougie: What is wrong with you guys?!
Clyde: Admit you put those shirts on our beds and we'll stop.
Cartman: Yeah. And if not, we'll just keep tormenting you until our skewl days end.
Samantha punches Cartman in the face.
Samantha (OC): UNDERWEAR SANDWICHES?! REALLY?!
Cartman: Calm down, nerdy bitch. It was just a prank.
Samantha (OC): A PRANK?! YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY BULLYING MY BROTHER!
Clyde: You guys aren't even related.
Tweek: Yeah! His mom married your dad, which proves you're not real siblings!
Cartman: Yeah, quit getting all agro over us bullying your ugly brother, nerdy bitch.
Samantha was angry even more.
Samantha (OC): If you call me that ONE MORE TIME, I will end you!
Tweek: Tell your ugly brother to admit that he put his dirty laundry on our beds or we won't stop!
Samantha (OC): Fuck you!
She flipped off all three of them before Craig approached her and flipped her off.
Craig: Don't flip off my boyfriend!
Samantha (OC): (Flips off Craig) Fuck you too! No wonder why I hate all four of you! Mostly the fat fuck!
Cartman: I'm not fat, nerdy bitch!
Samantha (OC): THAT'S IT!
Cartman threw a snowball at Samantha's face and ran off. Samantha took off her glasses and wiped the snow fragments off her lenses before putting them back on and began chasing after Cartman.
Wednesday
In the hallway...
Dougie opened his locker and then purple paint splattered all over him, causing the entire hallway to burst out laughing.
Tweek: That was my prank!
Craig: Tweek, I love you so much. You're like a rebel now.
Tweek: Well, I wouldn't say that.
Jimmy: Well, that was your p-p-p-prank.
Tolkien: Yeah. Hopefully that taught him a lesson for stalking my girlfriend.
Clyde: It's not just Nichole, he does this shit to every girl. He's a huge pervert.
Craig: He probably got it from his mom, who's big fat cow!
All of them laughed.
Thursday
Cartman was dunking Dougie's face in the toilet and throws him out of the stall, making him cry.
Clyde: Are you gonna admit it?
Dougie: It wasn't me! Honest!
Tweek: Liar! Put his face in the toilet again!
Cartman: Don't have to tell me twice.
Cartman starts dunking Dougie in the toilet again.
Dougie was crying again.
Dougie: Why me?I did nothing to deserve this!
Samantha (OC): Hey, baby bro. Got a minute?
Dougie: Please don't call me that.
Samantha (OC): I call you that because you're my little step-brother. But anyways, why are you letting everyone walk all over you? You need to stand up for yourself. And don't rely on me to protect you.
Dougie: I'm trying, but I'm afraid they'll beat me up again. Besides, my mom said that since we're siblings now, you need to always be there for me.
Samantha (OC): Look. I know what your mom told me is true that I need to be there for you, but I'm not always gonna be around to protect you. I'm trying to be a good step-sister to you, but you don't always need to rely on my to fight your battles for you.
Dougie: You're right. I'm gonna try to stand up for myself!
Samantha (OC): Good for you! Now go kick Cartman's ass!
Dougie: I will! And after him, Tweek, Clyde and Theresa are next!
Dougie started walking towards Cartman. As soon as he was about to punch the fatass, he quickly turned around and grabs his collar.
Cartman: You were really trying to stand up to me, huh? Well guess what?! You're. Too. Fucking. Weak!
Cartman started beating up Dougie again, which amused everyone since they all hate Dougie.
Kyle: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LOSER, CARTMAN!
Stan: Yeah, break his glasses while you're at it!
Cartman was done beating up Dougie.
Cartman: Three words: Nerds, can't, fight!
Craig: You know, even though I hate you, the way you torment the little shit makes me so happy.
Cartman: Thanks, Craig. Although I was doing it to teach him a lesson on not to put his dirty laundry on my bed.
Craig: Yeah. Tweek told me all about it and I was pissed off.
Meanwhile with the girls...
Red: About time Cartman gave that dork what he deserves.
Bebe: You know, as much as I hate his guts, he did the right thing by teaching that perverted dork a lesson.
Wendy: I know. How many times has Dougie stalked you guys?
Nichole: He did it to me so many times, I want to punch his racist face so hard!
Samantha (OC): Look! He can't help it if he thinks you're pretty!
Theresa: Quit defending his actions, Samantha!
Isla: Yeah! Your brother is a pervert!
Samantha (OC): I'm not defending his actions! Don't get me wrong. I hate it when he acts all perverted around females, but that doesn't mean you can torture him!
Nelly: Fuck your brother! He can go die in a hole!
Wendy: Nelly, what you said was heartless! It's okay to make fun of him, but wishing him dead is messed up! And also, we did not say you can come back to our group, so go away!
Nelly: Fine, you feministic whore!
She angrily walked off, while Wendy is pissed offafter Nelly called her that.
At Mr. Mackey's office...
Mr. Mackey: So, Cartman, Clyde and Tweek have been giving you a hard time throughout this whole week?
Dougie: Yes! It all started ever since my shirts somehow ended up on their beds!
Mr. Mackey: Well, did you have anything to do with your shirts appearing on their beds?
Dougie: (Sighs) Yeah. I created a teleportation machine that can teleport anyone and anything to any place on the planet. I didn't want to test it out on myself because I'm pretty sure there are some bugs in the machine would kill a human. So I tested it out on three of my shirts, and I forgot to add a reverse switch. I was thinking about working on the machine again, but only this time, I would eliminate the bugs inside of it and add a reverse switch so it can teleport them back to my room. But they returned the shirts so I won't have to worry about it.
Mr. Mackey: Okay. So next time you make an invention, add a reverse switch. But anyways, I'll call all of them to the principal's office.
Dougie: Okay.
Back in the hallway...
Mr. Mackey: (Through the intercom) The following students please report to the principal's office: Eric Cartman, Clyde Donovan and Tweek Tweak.
Clyde: That little snitch!
Tweek: Guys, we'll be right back.
PC Principal yelled at the three boys for their actions towards Dougie throughout the week and all of them were sentenced to a month of detention. Their parents were angry about this and they all got grounded until their detention time was over.
Dougie: Serves them right.
Later that night...
Dougie was fast asleep with his glasses off while Cartman, Clyde and Tweek entered his bedroom.
Clyde: (Whispering) Okay, should we do this now?
Cartman: (Whispering) Let's wait until Theresa gets here. I included her in this plan because she wants to get back at him for the whole soup festival thing.
Tweek: (Whispering) Didn't you do that with Scott Tenorman?
Cartman: (Whispering) Please don't remind me.
Theresa arrived quietly.
Theresa: (Whispering) Let's get this over with. I really want to get back at this dork for faking the death of my parents.
Cartman: (Whispering) Okay. And remember lift with your legs.
Clyde: (Whispering) Don't need to tell us twice.
The three boys and one girl carried Dougie's bed out of his room with him still in it and headed towards the school and put his bed in the middle of the hallway. They quickly left the school and snuck back to their respective houses without getting caught.
Friday
Dougie was asleep until some kids were laughing really hard. He hopped out of his bed and puts on his glasses and then noticed some kids in front of him.
Red: Sup, dorky? Did you have a good night's sleep?
Dougie: How did I get here? And why am I so cold?
Bebe: He doesn't even notice!
Dougie: Notice what?
Dougie looked down and to his surprise, he was fully naked at school, which is a nightmare. All the kids bursted out laughing at him and took our their phones to record his embarrassment and take picture. He then took the sheets off his bed and uses them to over himself up.
Annie: Ha! Even his naked body is ugly!
Lola: Yeah! What a loser!
Daniel: Ha ha! Dougie's naked at school!
All the kids continued laughing. Cartman, Clyde and Tweek approached him with smiles on their faces.
Cartman: Have you learned your lesson yet?
Dougie: Yes! I have!
Clyde: Are you sure?
Dougie: Yes! I'll never put my dirty laundry on your beds again! I promise!
Clyde: I believe him. Theresa, you can give him the bag now.
Theresa gives Dougie a bag, which contained all his clothes.
Theresa: Just so you know, this is payback for that soup festival prank! Now put your stupid clothes back on!
Dougie went to the boys' locker room while Cartman, Clyde and Tweek bursted out laughing at his embarrassment.
Before we continue, that scene was inspired by the ending of Total Drama Island episode 10.
At the cafeteria...
Damien: Wow. We can't believe you went through that.
Pip: Yeah. And what pissed me off was when they dragged your bed to school while you were in it!
Butters: Dougie, why were you sleeping naked?
Dougie: It wasn't my fault. Just as I was about to put my pajamas on, my step-dad told me to go to bed. I asked him if I can put my pajamas on first and he said no. He didn't even give me enough time to put them on! (Sighs) Even my own family treats me like garbage.
Scott M: That's not true. Samantha beats the shit out of everybody who picks on you. And your mom goes nuts on whoever does harm on you.
Dougie: Yeah.
Damien: By the way, I told Samantha about what Cartman, Clyde and Tweek did to you earlier today. Let's just say she's super pissed. Look.
He turned around and noticed Samantha beating the shit out of Cartman, Clyde and Tweek.
Clyde: Please stop!
Samantha (OC): NO! YOU DRAGGED MY BROTHER TO SCHOOL WHILE HE'S NAKED LAST NIGHT AND HUMILIATED HIM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! YOU DESERVED THIS!
Tweek: STOP! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Craig: Hey, let go of my boyfriend!
Samantha (OC): NO!
She punches Craig, who now has a broken nose due to the punch and continues beating the shit out of the three kids who made her step-brother's week a living hell.
Cartman: I'm gonna tell my mom on you!
Samantha (OC): GO AHEAD AND TELL HER! I DON'T CARE!
Dougie was recording the whole thing on his phone and laughing.
Dougie: Serves those dickheads right.
Pip: Yup! I do feel bad for Tweek and Clyde tho, but still! Fuck Eric Cartman!
Damien: When you're done, send me that video.
Dougie: I will, after I get done posting it worldwide. You know. One good thing came out of this shitty week.
Butters: And what's that?
Dougie: Those three getting what they deserved.
Scott M: I don't care for Cartman, but Tweek and Clyde didn't deserve this.
Dougie: (Mocking Scott) "I don't care for Cartman, but Tweek and Clyde didn't deserve this. I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got diabetes."
Butters, Pip and Damien bursted out laughing.
Pip: That never gets old!
Scott M: Oh, fuck you guys!
Moral: Don't bully people for your enjoyment or you'll get in huge trouble. And don't imitate anything you see in this fanfic.
