All non canon shippers who writer canon turn to au ships, will be haunted morning, afternoon, evening, all nightlong by the canon counterparts who hate the au ships especially the ones involving divorces as there is no such thing as divorces in the magical world on-ly wi-dow-ment, only widowment, only widowment, is allowed in the can-on wor-ld, only widowment is allowed, only widowment is allowed. no ifs ands or butts, you will be haunted during your days on and off at every occassion you attended even during your job, you will hear the whispers of painful death, or paralyzation from the canon harry and ginny wishing you will get paralyzed from the neck down so people like you won't infiltrate and ruin the world of the hp world and by writing the non canon ships it's ruining the world itself. why do you think this world has no magic is because of idiots like you who want their idiotic fantasies to come to life, even though harry and hermione aren't compatible with another especially in terms of their zodiac signs either. Leo and Virgo aren't compatible with another, two Leos definitely are compatible with another. Yes it's based on Zodiac signage as well, as personal interest and Harry doesn't share a lick of interest or hobbies the same as Hermione did in school or out of school. and Ginny is not a cheater, she will be haunting your dreams, days, nights and all of them will involve bat-bogeys in your dreams and nightmares until everyone deletes all the non canon shipping stories.

Yes every non canon shipper will be haunted until they experience a revelation and turn into a canon shipper and delete their non canon shipping stories or until the day they die or until the day they are paralyzed from the neck down, but could still speak. and they will still be haunted by them even after their paralyzing torture, you will be worse off than Joe Swanson, rather from the waist down it will be the next down, you will be worse off than Stephen Hawking, if you don't delete your non canon shipping stories and you will be haunted by Canon James Potter the First, Canon Lily Jasmine Evans-Potter, Canon Harry, Canon Ginny(expect Bat-bogeys, even if you are a muggle which will kill you in the dream and you will feel phantom pain, the dreams/nightmares will be vivid, meaning you will have all five senses including the 'pain sense' inside of your dreams to teach you all a lesson. all canon couples you will be haunted by until you delete your stories or until the magic and they decided to create armageddon for all worlds that have harry potter non canon shipping stories you have five years to delete them before they delve into our world. five year starting today March 29, 2022, at 1:44pm New York Time.

So expect Harry Potter novel and movie dimensional travelers on March 29, 2027 at 1:44pm New York time. before they kill us all. you have five years you have five years to put your affairs into order, you have five years you have five year left to live for the entire global population because of you non canon harry potter shippers.