The Wizards on Deck Files: Reality 7
Side Notes: If you haven't seen or read about the Suite Life on Deck episode Rock the Kabash? Please do before reading this story. It'll make more sense this way, because this is a alternate take of that episode.
For reading about it? I recommend the main wiki or the Suite Life wiki/fandom site.
There are also some moderate hints to the Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana TV crossover trilogy of episodes. But, reading it or watching it is not required.
Not long after London's shopping trip in Morocco...
London complains, "hey! Someone got hummus on the lamp."
Woody complains, "hey! Someone got lamp on my hummus."
He takes a gold lamp from London.
From the lamp... A familiar voice says, "hey kids! You better not be messing up my lamp. I worked really hard to get this lamp to look like my bedroom. It better look good on the outside too."
Marcus kind of nervously checks, "wait a minute! Am I going crazy, or did someone just talk from the lamp?"
He and Bailey look wide eyed in shock toward the lamp.
Woody lightly goes, "ooh! Maybe there's a grill in there too. I want a cheeseburger please!"
From the lamp... A familiar voice remarks, "well, someone is acting fried."
London concludes to Woody, "it's official. You are crazy. Now give me my talking lamp!"
Woody and London start to wrestle and argue over the lamp.
But... Bailey grabs it from them.
Bailey realizes, "wait! I know that voice. Alex Russo? How are you...?!"
From the lamp... Alex says, "um... She's not home now. Leave a message."
Bailey annoyedly rolls her eyes. She annoyedly sighs.
Bailey insists, "come on, Alex. You must have a walkie-talkie or something planted in that lamp for a prank. I can see it right...there."
She peeks into the lamp while still holding the lamp.
And... In the lamp?
She sees Alex Russo and a scale model of Alex's bedroom. Alex is sitting on her lamp's bed.
Alex somewhat awkwardly divulges, "hey. I...I got tricked into being turned into a genie. I really didn't expect you to find me Bailey. What's up?"
She awkwardly waves to Bailey.
Bailey looks wide eyed in shock.
She goes, "oh...my god. There are no wires or speakers. Just... Oh my god! !"
London and Marcus ask in concern, "Bailey? What's wrong?!"
Bailey, Marcus, and Woody look stunned at London.
London comments, "I know. I'm surprised I admitted I care too."
Everyone chuckles some at that.
Bailey explains, "I...I don't know how. But... There is really a girl inside this lamp! A girl I met on the teen cruise to Hawaii. Her name is Alex Russo. She is a troublemaker who got in big trouble on the boat twice. She was grounded by her brother."
With a dismissive tone... Alex figures, "yeah, yeah. I got greedy with asking for more wishes from a genie. Can you wish me back to my family already?"
Marcus and Woody look stunned.
They both say, "wow."
London concludes, "wait! Even I know genies can grant three wishes. So... I get a wish first."
From in the lamp... Alex mischievously grins.
Alex whispers to herself, "this is too easy."
Alex concludes, "all right London. This could be fun for me too. Take me back to your room."
London assumes, "ooh! Goodie!"
She takes the lamp from Bailey.
Bailey calls out, "London! Don't trust her. She's just going to trick you to take her place in the lamp!"
London gasps.
London peeks into the lamp.
London asks, "is that true, Alex?"
Alex blatantly lies, "oh no. Of course it's not, London. I'm such a big fan of you and your show. Yay us!"
London adds, "yes! Yay me!"
She does her yay me dance.
London mutters to Bailey, "see? And you were worried. Bye now!"
London waves to Bailey. London is fast walking back to her suite.
Bailey tells, "London! Get back here."
London insists, "no! You're just jealous I have a genie who also is a big fan of me. Get your own genie!"
Bailey annoyedly sighs.
She chases after London.
Woody pouts.
He figures, "aw! I haven't even gotten a wish for a cheeseburger."
Marcus gives him a weird look.
He asks Woody, "do you hear yourself?"
Woody states, "not really. I'm not a clone, or that would get really awkward. That's why they didn't clone Anakin Skywalker: Because he'd get in a fight with himself, and then there'd be no original Star Wars trilogy. Duh!"
Marcus frustratedly sighs with his arms out. He walks away.
Woody cluelessly asks, "what did I say?"
That night...
Bailey has snuck the genie lamp past some bodyguards.
To the lamp... Bailey whispers, "London... What did I tell you?"
London murmurs, "she tricked me! And, the bedroom doesn't go well with my dress."
She whines.
Bailey tries to assure, "don't worry London. I'll get you out of...here."
Suddenly... Two bodyguards catch Bailey.
One of them says, "that lamp is London's. We're taking you to her now."
Bailey tries to insist, "what? You don't understand. London is in the...!"
The bodyguards escort Bailey to a familiar face.
Alex is sitting on a Moroccan carpet at a Moroccan party on deck. There's a Moroccan belly dancer and plenty of Moroccan food.
With a smile... Alex snarkily remarks, "hello Bailey. I'm glad you could start to see my reality. You like my new clothes?"
Alex is wearing a Maleficent styled dress, a blue diamond necklace, and sparkling purple high heels.
Bailey looks wide eyed in shock.
A bodyguard tells Alex, "London? We caught her taking your lamp."
Alex lightly scoffs.
Alex figures, "oh please. It's no problem. I'm sure she'll return my lamp soon enough. Thank you though. Go back to being bodyguards for me. You're still being paid. Okay? Okay now."
Alex and the bodyguards smile some.
The bodyguards leave Alex be.
Bailey awkwardly sits next to Alex.
Bailey whispers harshly to Alex, "how could you?! You stole London's identity with your wish!"
Alex all too lightly assumes, "oh come on. Like she wasn't "famous for doing nothing". Now she can grant other people's wishes instead of just thinking about herself."
She takes the lamp back from Bailey.
Bailey sarcastically brings up, "ohh! Like you aren't doing?"
Alex moderately sighs.
Alex starts to say, "Bailey... Meeting you again had me thinking."
Bailey warily asks, "what? What did you do now?"
With some mixed feelings... Alex explains, "yes: I wished to take London's place as the rich heiress and daughter of Mr. Tipton. And, with my new fame and riches... I can make things up to you for the times I caused trouble for you on deck."
On the last part? Alex tosses a little black box to Zack.
Zack lightly calls, "thanks London! I knew you would come through for me."
Alex tells him, "anytime, Zack. It's only money. Now go before you ruin the surprise for...you know."
They both smile wide.
Zack awkwardly realizes, "ohh! Right. Sorry. I'll see you later London."
Alex says, "absolutely."
They wave goodbye to each other.
Zack runs off with the black box.
Zack lightly thinks to himself, "and I didn't have to bargain with the merchant in Morocco after all to secretly get these earrings for a gift for Bailey from Cody. God! That merchant's mother makes awful smelling food. I really dodged a stomach ache there."
Bailey smirks.
She can't help but ask Alex, "Alex? Is there a gift for me in that box?"
Alex makes a awkward face.
Alex assumes, "um... Wait. That's all I had to do to make things up to you? I don't get it."
Bailey explains, "Alex? You saved my life after some trouble on deck you got me into. And given how small of a lie you told me that same day? I easily forgave you. Nervous chuckle. You never asked me if I did: You just walked away."
Alex realizes, "ohh. Well... Nervous chuckle. Thank you."
She smiles.
Bailey puts a comforting hand on hers.
Bailey says, "you're welcome. What do you mean though by more than once?"
Alex considers, "well... There was the time I tried to frame Zack for a big prank I did. I thought you hang out with Zack and Cody."
On the last part? Bailey tries hard not to laugh.
Sounding kind of amused... Alex asks, "what?"
Bailey figures, "Zack? He may have his clever moments. But, he can be quite annoying and childish. It's a love/hate friendship honestly. Unlike his brother Cody. I'm dating him."
Alex lightly goes, "ohh. Laugh! I see now. So we're good?"
Bailey points out, "Alex... You still have to get London out of your lamp!"
All too innocent sounding... Alex asks, "what lamp?"
Bailey crosses her arms. She warningly glares at her.
Alex moderately sighs. She makes a nervous face.
Alex figures, "Bailey? I like you. I don't want to fight you. So... Please go on: Why are you defending London?"
She puts a comforting hand on Bailey's.
Bailey smiles. Alex smiles back.
Bailey highlights, "well... She may be a spoiled brat. But, she has nicer days. I've been her roommate on this cruise ship for one year and nine months. That's how I know she has a nicer side. Also... You could say I supervise her as often as Mr. Moseby does."
Alex kind of lightly mutters, "damn it Bailey! You are good."
Bailey suggests, "yes. I am a good person. And, deep down, I think you are too. So... Can you please bring back London for me?"
Alex says, "aw. That's a really kind way of asking me. Of course I will."
Bailey adds, "thank you." Alex adds, "you're welcome."
They smile wide.
Suddenly... Marcus and Woody try to go after the genie lamp.
Marcus figures, "there's the lamp. I got it!" Woody figures, "no, I got it!"
Alex warns, "back off, you two! Genie or no genie powers? I have a magic wand and you don't. If you try to take the lamp? I'll turn you into frogs."
She pulls out her wand.
Woody and Marcus look wide eyed in shock.
Woody figures, "run away!" Marcus calls out, "right behind you!"
They both make a run for it.
Bailey and Alex laugh hard at that.
Mr. Moseby asks, "what the hell is going on here?"
Bailey remarks, "just helping Woody and Marcus not cause trouble...with a little supervision."
Alex laughs hard, doubling over.
Bailey smiles. Mr. Moseby smiles back.
Mr. Moseby somewhat awkwardly reasons, "well... Good job. Maybe you two should be hall monitors."
Alex and Bailey smile in amusement.
Bailey says, "I'll think about it."
Mr. Moseby adds, "okay."
He waves bye to Alex and Bailey. They both wave back.
After a bit... Alex makes a wish.
She rubs the lamp.
And... She wishes, "I wish for London to be a dumb and rich human again."
In a puff of green smoke... London appears out of the lamp.
London annoyedly calls out, "hey! I'm not dumb! Lowercase letters and numbers should follow my orders: Not the other way around."
Bailey brings up, "yeah London. You're really back...and still really dumb."
Alex and Bailey laugh hard.
London sighs annoyedly. She pouts in frustration.
She mutters, "I was going to get you a diamond bracelet for saving me, Bailey. But, you can forget it now."
She storms off. She sighs annoyedly.
Alex and Bailey shake their heads. They chuckle some.
Then... Cody and Zack appear on deck.
Cody says, "Bailey? These are for you."
He opens a certain black box. He shows Bailey the earrings Zack got Cody to give to her.
Bailey looks wide eyed in shock. She smiles wide.
She takes the earrings.
Bailey sincerely says, "Cody? I've never seen anything so beautiful. Thank you. I love them."
She and Cody hug each other close.
Cody puts the box away before they do.
Stunned sounding... Zack calls out, "Alex?! You're... You're also rich and you didn't tell me?"
Alex very awkwardly laughs. She and Zack look awkwardly at each other.
Cody asks uneasily, "Bailey... What's happening here?"
With a smile... Bailey whispers, "I think we're about to find out."
Cody nods to her.
Alex admits, "well... I magically stole London's identity for a day. Then Bailey convinced me to do the right thing and bring her back."
Zack thinks out loud, "wow. What did I miss? You know... Awkward laugh. I haven't stopped thinking about you."
Alex blushes. She grins.
Alex adds, "really?"
With a grin... Zack adds, "yeah."
Alex confesses, "Zack? I... I went through trying to trick a wizard genie to give me many wishes so I could be sure one of them works out where I can see you again...because I honestly want to go out with you. Yes: Even though your cabin is like a big garbage can. But... Awkward laugh. I got turned into a genie instead. But, I'm back now. Troublemaking wizard and all."
Stunned sounding... Bailey just says, "wow. You two were like made for each other."
At the same time... Zack and Alex say, "thank you."
Cody realizes, "wait. You came all this way and became a genie temporarily just because you wanted to date him? My brother of all people?!"
Alex snarkily says, "yeah. Deal with it. Of course? I got to call my brother Justin to let him know I'm not a genie anymore so my family knows I can come back home soon. But, still... Deal with it."
Bailey tries hard not to laugh. Zack laughs.
Annoyed sounding... Cody figures, "fine, fine! You troublemakers deserve each other. But... I got a question. Why didn't you just...? Oh, I don't know. Exchange phone numbers like regular people?!"
Zack all too lightly assumes, "because this way was way more fun?"
Alex and Bailey laugh hard. Cody just stands there not looking amused.
Kind of hurriedly... Alex suggests, "sure Zack! I'll go with that. Now come on. I want a date with you before I have to go."
She's holding Zack's hand.
Zack goes, "sweet! Later, Cody and Bailey. Try not to be jealous of me."
He and Alex walk together up the spiral staircase on deck. They're holding hands as they do.
Bailey and Cody annoyedly roll their eyes some at Zack.
Bailey waves bye to Alex. Alex waves back.
They both smile to each other as they do.
A hour or so later, on the balcony of the Neptune Room on deck...
Alex is recollecting, "...and then my brother Justin caught me with my amazing genie prank on my brother Max."
Zack says, "wow. That prank was awesome!"
They've both recently finished a early dinner.
Alex lightly goes, "aw. Thank you."
She kisses him.
She pulls away some.
But... They're both grinning.
Alex continues, "although... Faint chuckle. Justin didn't think it was."
Zack highlights, "so... Your brother Justin made a genie wish to send you to Morocco because he hoped some little kids would pick up your lamp, you'd get all annoyed enough to "learn some big lesson", and then he'd come back with a time spell to bring you back home? That guy does not know how to take a joke."
Alex highlights, "yeah. He really doesn't know how to sometimes. Great guess on the rest of my story by the way. You're even sometimes pretty smart like me."
Zack lightly goes, "thanks! That's good. Right?"
Alex chuckles on the last part.
Alex assures, "yes it is. You're welcome too."
She puts a comforting hand on Zack's.
Just then... Justin comes through a Wizard portal.
Justin challenges, "Alex. Are you ready to admit you got too greedy?"
Alex scoffs.
She sarcastically insists, "oh please. That so didn't happen."
Justin says, "yes it did."
They both cross their arms. They both slightly glare.
With some mixed feelings... Alex confesses, "actually... Moderate sigh. The truth is, Justin... And, you're going to laugh. But... I wanted at least one good wish not turned against me by a wizard genie to reunite with Zack because I love him."
Justin looks wide eyed in shock.
Justin argues, "but... But, he's a evil nincompoop!"
At the same time... Zack and Alex annoyed call out, "hey!"
Justin laughs.
With a smirk... Justin figures, "well Alex, I guess you're not such a evil genius after all. That Wizard competition is totally mine!"
Alex annoyedly rolls her eyes.
She insists, "oh, I'm still a genius."
She gets up from the table. She walks over to Justin.
Alex whispers to him, "besides... Laugh. Every evil queen needs a minion to love."
With a warning glare... Justin comments, "you haven't changed a bit. You better not be about to try to trick me into falling in the water."
He steps back some on the last part.
Alex laughs.
Alex all too lightly recalls, "come on. It was just one high school pool party. You already knew how to swim."
Zack laughs.
Justin frustratedly recalls, "I had to buy new swim trousers from wetting myself!"
Alex and Zack laugh hard. They both double over.
Justin goes red in the face in embarrassment.
Justin asks, "are you two done yet?"
Alex comments, "hey. You told the most humiliating part on yourself, "genius"."
Zack all too lightly goes, "nice!" Alex adds, "why thank you."
They high five each other.
Justin annoyedly asks, "can we please go back home now?!"
Alex concludes, "all right. I had my fun. You haven't changed either. But... Faint chuckle. Maybe I learned that there is such a thing as too many wishes. There: I said it. Are you happy now?"
With a smirk... Justin admits, "yeah. A little bit."
What he doesn't notice is that Alex handed a cell phone number on a piece of paper to Zack.
Alex winks to Zack. They both smile.
Justin can't help but ask, "what did you do?"
All too innocent sounding... Alex mostly assures, "nothing. Just... I'm ready to go back home now."
Justin says, "okay then."
He and Alex say goodbye to Zack. Zack says goodbye to them.
Justin and Alex walk behind a wall of the Neptune Room.
When no one else is looking? Justin uses magic to make a wizard portal.
Alex checks, "can I still magically visit Zack? I do actually love him."
Justin warily asks, "does it involve planning to humiliate me more?"
Alex just says, "no." Justin just says, "okay then."
They both smile.
They walk through the wizard portal together...back to their home at the Waverly Place Substation.
Justin's time spell is coming soon too. It'd be almost like Alex wasn't gone from home for many months.
And... Alex is all too lightly thinking to herself, "you may have thought you outsmarted me this time, Justin. But... Chuckle. You didn't say anything about not calling my soon-to-be-my-boyfriend-again Zack and telling him more of your embarrassing moments in front of you. Chuckle. This rivalry we have never gets old."
