A/N. Ok here we are again. If you are still reading then that means one of two things, you like the story or you skipped the first chapter.
Ether way you should know, that there's not going to be much action in this chapter, as well as if you have a problem with the fawl mouth in this story... well look I need this to be rated M and sence there is not going to be that much figting, this is all I got to make it M untell then.
Chapter 2. what happen to ed and edd.
It took a little over a day for eddy to get back home. The ed boys took up a place inside the main boulding at junk yard, after leaving the vault. The place was in truth a warehouse that held varest equepment for the junk yard.
As eddy came up to the door of the place, he beet on it with a sovel. Doing this brought back good memorys of a time when every thing did suck three days old shit though a water hose that was left up a elafents piss hole for a week becouse it had the clap.
"who the fuck is beating on my fucking door, do you want to die?!" said a raspy voice from a inter com near said door.
Eddy looked up at the camera that double d fixed after first got out of the voult and said. "who do you think it is beef jerky? Now let me in before a rad storm shows up!" eddy said right back while flipping the camera off.
Right after that one of the big sliding doors opened up, thanks to a gaint in what could be best called a tarp. Eddy ran in side as he got passed the door the giant slamed it shut, showing that on the other side of it was big steel plates that thay made to go on the door.
Eddy looked backed and said. "thanks loompy." the giant made a garguling sound before walking off to do what ever task double d had him doing at the time.
As eddy took off his masked, he looked over at the door he beat the hell out of. Or more like the wall of cenderblocks that they made on the other side of it. As they didn't feel a regular steel door was all that safe with all the dangers that are out there.
Eddy went on to try and find edd to give him his bullshit. He found him in the back room that use to be a janitar clossit, that he turned in to his lab. Double d his self had on a full yellow hasmatsuit. His pip-boy was still on him just strapped out side it. Above him was a small tv that he was using for the cameras.
"you do know, just becouse your a zom dosen't mean you need to wear that right." eddy said at the door of the room, rubbing his now bold head.
edd turned around and looked down at the 5' 1" man that loved pissing people of and said. "i don't just wear this to protect you from the rads my bod give off, but also becouse i'm delling with toxet cemicals in here." he then look to the bag eddy had and ask, "where you able to find every thing at the factory?"
eddy tosed the bag at edd and said. "yes I got you your cemicals, the only thing they didn't have was paint."
double d checked the bag to which it did look like every thing was there, he only hoped that the exstream levels of radeation didn't effect them two much. Looking back up, or some what any way he said. "thanks, by the way I got some thing for you over there in the duffle bag."
eddy turned around seeing it over on a bench, as he opened it up he found what looked like a rifle made from old metal pipe and wood. "what the fuck is this? Please tell me you tested this out, as I don't need another pipe bomb instagent."
edd looked over to eddy remembering it all to well. Back before double d and ed looked like they do now and they along with the other suvivers of vault tech's fucked up exsperament. Double d was trying to make home made weapons sense they were having a hard time finding any. So he made some bombs that for what ever resin was unable to blow up. That almost got them killed.
"yes eddy I did, besides I didn't make that... rolf brought that by. Apparently he ran in to some traders that had numbers tattooed on them and they were selling guns they made them self." double d answered while unpacking the bag eddy gave him.
At this eddy looked back at his long time friend and said. "oh great, that's just what we need. They are ether slavers or some kine of fucked up coult. Wait a minute, what did you traid to get this?" eddy asked while checking the magazen and the bullets in the bag.
Double d's answer came in the way of him pointing at some new rad away he made that was right next to eddy. "he wanted some rad away, which I need you to deliver to him. Apparently he think that it will help his animal from mutating further. Which it could if he kelp them out of the rad storms, which he doesent."
eddy just shugged grabbing the rad away and packing it up. After which he started walking to the largest of the eds to let him out.
rolfs farm.-
as eddy came up to rolfs farm he seen the mutated animals rolf kelped for food. Truth be told rolf came out lucky, consedering him and his family stayed out durring the bombs fall. The resin they did this was mostly becouse they though the vault was going to run exsperaments on the people in them. Well they where right, as the vault was runing a exsperament on how people delt with lost, this was why ed's parents wasen't seen, as voult tech already got them and killed them.
But fortenatly rolf didn't have to go though the hell at the vault. No, instead he has to see his family die from radeation while he turned in to zombie. The only good thing that happen to rolf was the fact he moved to the edge of town so he had room to bread his now mutant animals. It was some what a supprised when they first meet after leaveing the vault. The happyness that washed over him was unmatchable.
Eddy came closer to the farm, only too hear a gun shot. Eddy imedatly dived for cover in a ditch that
was thankfuly dry. He then heared "speek now or rolf will send you to rolfs nana!"
hearing that it was rolf, eddy showet back. "it's eddy you zombafide asshole, stop shooting at me or I will purr this intire thing of radx on the grown!"
at hearing that it was eddy rolf put up his old hunting rifle and yelled for eddy to come on up. As eddy got there rolf could see eddy was still wearing the lead lined leather armor he had been for the last 6 months. As least it was better than what rolf had on, as he was basicaly wereing the same close as he always had, just maby a little more stretched out.
Eddy then gave rolf the bag and asked. "why where you shooting at me? The last time I was hear you never did that."
to this rolf sighed and said. "i'm sorry ed boy, but for the last three weeks rolf has had thifes trying to still rolf animals. But luckily rolf now has this new gun, that new merchants had when thay came by rolfs."
eddy stared at rolf for a few secs and thought. 'you got to be fucking kidding me.' he then ask, "rolf have you got a good look at those bandits?" eddy ask hoping the answer was yes, becouse if not he know then it was plainly clear who those merchanchs where.
"why no ed boy. Those bastered sons of a whore all ways came durring the night, while rolfs eyes is at their weekest. Why do you ask?" rolf replayed with confusion as the short mans qwestion.
Instead of giving a answer eddy looked out side. It was currently dark out, much darker than it was before the bombs drop. This was bad as eddy orgenaly was hoping to crash he to night and be back home the next day, where he could spend a few day doing work there. Now though he had two options, stay here the night and fight off the raders or try going back home in pitch black, where he might run up on some thing that more than likely kill him.
At this dalema eddy satdown on a wooden char in rolfs condemed house and sighed. He had been travelying all day and in truth was too tared to travel anymore. Besides the chances they would come to night are low, right? So tomorrow he could leave and get help to save the farm, after all rolf did supply a lot of food to everyone that came out of the vault and maybe he could get some thing from rolf for helping his keep watch and help saving his farm. This idea was cut short as for the second time this day a bullet was being shot at him. Both him and rolf hit the deck, as more went over head.
'well shit!' eddy though.
A/N. Well that's it for chapter two. So what have we found out so far from the qwestions?
Q. Why are the other two waiting on him?
A. becouse eddy has taken up the job of going out and finding what they need.
Q. Why are they out of the vault so early?
A. they found out what vault tech was ding and probly fought there way out.
Q. Who all are still alive?
A. well for right now rolf is, along side the ed boys.
Q. What fucked up things did vault tech tried to do to every one this time?
A. it seamed like they where killing there own people to see what contenuald lost would do to people.
Now then here are some qwestions for next time.
Q. How are they going to get out of this?
Q. Who are these number bandits?
Q. How many bandits are there?
Q. Where did they come from?
