Cowboysanddragons23 asked: Funny and awkward: Zuko admitting to his children that their mother gets him too horny because she is too much of a whore in bed...much to the kids' embarassment.
I'm betting he was either drunk as hell, or high on cactus juice. He might be horny for his 24/7 and shameless about it, but he also doesn't want to mentally scar his kids XD
Anyone: *exists*
Zuko: My sister-wife is ridiculously hot. I can't keep my hands off her. And oh man, she can't keep her hands off me. She's such a whore. She's always in the mood, always teasing me, and she is so fucking loud. She gives the best head, her ass is amazing, her tits are great, and her pussy is so tight and gets wet so fast… and she looks even prettier when she's pregnant. Oh, and she's very creative with her roleplay ideas, with new kinks, and she has no problem with doing anything in public. I'm just never bored with her.
Everyone: I did not need to know any of that. Thanks for the trauma.
Triplese7en
Remember that one scene in your fanfiction "Torment" where Mai asks Zuko "why her"? Now replace Zuko's answer with this.
Hello-nichya-here
Mai: Why her?
Zuko: *overshares*
Mai: Are you trying to get me to kill you or to make me want a threesome with the two of you? Either way, it's working.
Ty Lee: *appearing out of nowhere* Can I join too?
