Ok so this was technically chapter 13 in Breaking Point, but I decided to make this it's own mini thing. Just a dumping ground for silly crap I think of when I need to take a break from writing angsty/dark and twisty things.

So here is just a posting of a silly story involving the good doctor and some shenanigans from Breaking Point that the teams put him through because don't we all want to see some crazy therapy sessions? Especially since here is a question that I am sure everyone asks: Who does the therapist go to if they need some therapy?

BTW you do not need to read Breaking Point to get this at all...just know the name Dr. Eric Stevens features in Breaking Point as the therapist. That's it basically.

Breaking The Doctor

Team JNR + O-

The good doctor was sitting there, eye twitching as he looked between Jaune, Nora, Ren, and Oscar. Somehow this therapy session developed from absolute seriousness with tension as thick as a Goliath's bone plating, to one of ridiculousness. Even the former farm hand was questioning the sanity of his teammates.

"So let me get this straight, you went to a major supermarket chain and wrecked major havoc." Doctor Stevens stated, feeling his eyebrow twitch.

"Well, it wasn't complete havoc. I mean what else are you supposed to do at Rem-A-Mart?" Nora asked.

"You made people cry." Doctor Stevens deadpanned, "You caused an old lady to have a heart attack!"

Jaune looked away and rubbed the back of his head, "Well I wouldn't call it a 'heart attack'…someone revived her with smelling salts of some kind. Harmless really."

Dr. Stevens pinched the bridge of his nose, "You jumped out of a clothing wrack, surprised the ever-loving hell out of her, and threw skittles at her and screamed 'Taste the Rainbow!'. Does that really seem harmless?" Before any of them could respond, he motions to Ren, "And you with Ms. Nikos were the responsible ones. How could you have let this happen?"

Ren, as per usual in his calm demeanor, could only shrug, "I was otherwise…pre-occupied."

Nora started laughing. Gut-wrenching, and snorting kind of laughter that scared Oscar slightly, "Pre-occupied? You were in a fetal position in the middle of the store screaming, 'No, no! It's those voices again!' when they made an announcement over the loudspeaker!" Nora said through fits of laughter.

"Only because you spiked my water somehow." He muttered arms crossed a rare look of displeasure on his face as his cheeks turned red.

How the hell did I not know this happened? Oscar nearly jumped hearing the phantom voice inside his head that had been lying dormant, "And remember when Pyrrha hid in the clothing racks? Every time someone passed by, she would jump out and shout 'try me! Or buy me!'." Nora finished ignoring Ren completely, "Ah good times. Good times."

Dr. Stevens sighed again looking at JNR. His gaze then turned to Oscar, "Are you sure you want to be on this team son?"

Oscar looked at them all and he too let out a sigh, this time with a smile on his face, "Well I lasted this long right?"

Salem kill us now! Ozpin prayed. If this was what the future of hunters has become, they were doomed. This goes beyond a simple food fight in the cafeteria.

Flashes of that battle crosses through Oscar's memory. Mentally shaking his head, he thinks back his response, thanks for the vote of confidence. Looking back at them he says out loud, "Those things do not seem all that bad. I mean sure the heart attack incident is slightly serious, but as Jaune assured us, the lady recovered."

"But according to this, they are banned from every Rem-A-Mart in all of Remnant." Dr. Stevens supplied reading over the file, "Professor Goodwitch even witnessed the signing of the document due to Headmaster Ozpin being out at a conference during the time of the incident in question."

Ok part of the mystery solved, although her hiding things from me is disheartening.

Pot kettle. Kettle pot, "That wasn't part of the plea deal!" Jaune yelled thoroughly outraged before Nora could threaten bodily harm, "We did our community service!"

"We even did extra to satisfy Goodwitch's punishment." Ren added also, just a bit more calmly, "Pyrrha was very strict with us and put us through some heavy training duty…even though I was drugged."

"I went along with it because I was dared." Jaune stated arms crossed, "Stupid Ruby and her dare."

Dr. Stevens placed the folder aside, "Wait I'm sorry, this happened because of a dare?"

"Not just a dare." Nora claimed with an ominous tone, "See you think we are crazy-"

"We actually do not use the term 'crazy'. We find that word is discouraging to the people we try and help."

"Yeah yeah whatever. But really you are analyzing us when you should really analyze team RWBY. They are the true crazies. Especially Ruby, she has a wicked temper."

"How so?"

JNR lean forward, and briefly Oscar and the doctor share a look as Jaune says in a controversial voice, "Ask them about the time they went for a 'girl's night' and Ruby's road-rage incident."

They leaned back together with the same ominous air about them, "You are dismissed." Dr. Stevens said slowly sending team RWBY a message to meet with him in an hour.

Team RWBY-

"So, we had an accident." Yang says casually, "You make it sound worse than what it really was."

"We promised never to speak of that night again." Blake stated darkly with her arms crossed eyeing Yang dangerously.

Yang looks at her partner and gulps, "Right yes. I'm sorry."

"So much fire." Weiss states in a trans before coming back and shaking herself, "Right yes. We cannot speak of it."

"Can't or won't?" The doctor asks as he glances at the report in his pile.

"Both?" Ruby adds, "But I can say it was fun!"

"You mean it was smokin'." Yang adds with a high-five from Ruby adding the pun on purpose.

"RUBY!" "YANG!" Both girls winced as their partners scolded them, although they shared hidden smiles with each other.

The doctor notices and briefly sees the picture in question: the girls of Team RWBY all watch a building set ablaze. Blake is curled up into a fetal position, Weiss has a shocked look on her face, while Ruby and Yang display proud expressions. He looks back to the girls in front of him and shakes his head. Why? Why him?

However, another question comes to mind as he recalls Jaune's words, "Ms. Rose?" Ruby looks at him as she is pulled from the memory of that wild night, "You are seventeen now? Correct?"

Ruby smiles widely at him and gives the man her full attention, "That's right!"

Before he could ask another question, Weiss raises a hand to stop him and looks at her, "No."

"No?" Ruby repeats and then looks at Yang, who is also shrugging and Blake who for whatever looks just as shocked as Weiss, "I'm sorry Weiss, but 'no' what?"

"I mean no, you are not seventeen."

"She is right, there is no possible way that is the case." Blake adds.

Yang and Ruby once more share a look, "She is guys. Ruby is seventeen." Yang says confirming the reaper's age.

"That is unacceptable." Weiss says firmly.

"I agree. It is not possible." Blake agrees with are arms crossed again.

"I do not understand." Ruby admits, "Why is this unacceptable? I started Beacon at fifteen. It's been at least two years since we left. So yeah, I am seventeen. My birthday is October thirty-first."

Blake and Weiss continued to look confused for a moment longer. Mentally doing the math Ruby gave them, "So…we never really celebrated your birthday?" Blake asked slowly.

Yang and Ruby shared a look, contemplating that fact as well, "I…guess we didn't. I mean between the nonsense with the White Fang and when Beacon fell…we were apart…" Yang confirms saddened, "Not to mention Haven and the bullshit events that came afterward."

"That is even more unacceptable!" Weiss announced as her moment of sadness came when she saw Ruby frown and advert her eyes, "A party! We need a large party to make up for this egregious error!"

There is a pause as everyone looks at each other. Weiss seemingly determined, Blake looking like she kind of agrees with the declaration, Yang's eye was twitching nervously, and Ruby looking like she would rather be anywhere but where she currently was sitting.

As for the good doctor, he could only pray…pray for patience. He clears his throat to try and regain the girls' attentions, "Is this a diversion to keep a more…serious conversation at bay?"

"And what was that?" Ruby asks, glad for a change in topic.

"I was getting to the point of your driver's training Ms. Rose, seeing as how you were supposed to take your test."

"Shit." Yang coughed out into her elbow, and Blake none too gently patted her on the back.

"I don't understand why that would be an issue." Ruby says ignoring the looks that Yang was giving and the even more wide-eyed look from Weiss, "I passed with flying colors." She pulls out her scroll and swipes through the apps to get to where her license was, "See? I passed!" She affirmed showing him with a bright smile.

Surely the young man was mistaken, he thinks to himself as he stares at the happy reaper, then again…he trails off seeing Yang with a nervous expression and Weiss shaking her head, "It has been brought to my attention that you…possibly may have an…anger problem…"

Ruby looks surprised and looks to her team, "I do not think so sir." Ruby says putting the scroll away, "If you are looking to someone with anger problems, talk to my sister."

"DUDE!" Yang yells, "Throw me under the bus why don't you?!"

"What? Your semblance is essentially a temper tantrum!" Ruby exclaimed, "You first activated it when I accidently got the scissors too close to the ends of your hair."

"I warned you to get away from me."

"I was four!"

"Guys!" The sisters looked to Blake, "Enough."

The doctor nodded to Blake, "Thank you. Now then, back to the topic. I was alluding to your road-rage."

"Oh, come on. It is not that bad." Ruby said arms crossed looking insulted, "It was one time!"

"One time?! Please. Every time I took you out, it was like a switch was flicked and you became this…Mr. Hyde persona. I do not even know where you learned half the language you used when we were on the highway." Yang stated firmly.

Blake blinks and looks at her, "You know the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?"

"I read sometimes. Is that a surprise?"

"Yes." Weiss and Blake responded.

Ruby gave Yang a deadpanned look, "Ok for starters, Uncle Qrow has a colorful vocabulary. Second of all, you do too. As I recall, you have some temper when fixing Bumblebee. After all, who shoved the wretch in my face and essentially gave up working on her?"

"I was having a bad day!"

"I was ten Yang!"

"Girls please!" The doctor interrupted making a mental note to have further meetings later, "Now then Ms. Rose, based on my notes here, you challenged someone to a drag race."

They all looked at Ruby now, "You did what?" Blake asked.

"Oh, you are talking about that time." Ruby said with a smile, "Talk about smokin."

"Ruby…"

"What Yang? It was innocent. I was minding my own business and this butt cuts me off. So naturally I sped up and passed him. It just went from there."

"You are an idiot. What would have happened if that escalated? There are psychopaths out there as we well know." Weiss scolded.

"You are just jealous that I managed to beat the guy. There was this other time I ran into a White Fang van-"

"A what?!" Blake asked astonished.

"You heard me, and I was all like: pew pew. And they were like: bam bam! It was great! And there was another train and we were like: whoa!" She made the motion of a car jumping the tracks.

"Can we have her committed please?" Weiss asked looking at the doctor.

Who will have me committed? He thinks about as he watches the sisters go back and forth. He watches as Weiss and Blake join in and tosses his papers aside, I need a vacation.