This story will (probably) contain spoilers from the light novel.

Read at your own risk

I'm not abandoning the kumoko story, but I came up with this after reading a few stories and couldn't help myself.

I hope you enjoy this story! Don't forget commenting.


You know, this is not what I expected after I died.

Let me introduce myself first, my name is Rodrigo Villanueva and I am dead.

Or at least I guess so seeing the place where I am.

I seem to be in some kind of dark room and I'm floating, I can't feel my body.

Is this purgatory? Are they deciding whether my soul goes to heaven or hell? Are they even real?

"Oh yes, they are very real."

Oh, thanks for- wait, who said that?!

I hadn't noticed it before, but there's a figure about 10 meters from my position, it's just floating there.

To say that he is human would be incorrect, he has a somewhat muscular humanoid figure, somewhat strange hair and on his head he has horns.

Those are his only distinguishable features, he is completely purple, with white eyes and mouths. It is smiling.

Why didn't I notice it before?

"Simple, if I don't want to be noticed, I won't be noticed."

Did I say that out loud?

"Something like that."

Hey, I don't know how to feel about all this.

Who are you?

"Call me Clide"

Said this mysterious being, Clide, with a cheerful smile on his face.

It's not because, but his smile disturbs me.

For some reason, his smile widens.

Ok... What do I do here?

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that *cough* *cough* ahem, congratulations, you were chosen for the project called "Reincarnation and Me"!

Huh, reincarnation? You mean reborn in another life

"Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding! Who knew? We have a genius in our midst!"

Rude... so, what is this program about?

"It's quite simple, we will divide your soul into several parts and send it to different worlds, some peaceful, some not, with the motive of causing the butterfly effect on these worlds."

Eh, split my soul? is that possible?

"You say 'eh' a lot you know, besides who do you think you're talking to?"

I have no idea

"Ha-ha-ha and so let's leave it at that, now let's get started on this."

Eeeeh, so fast?! Don't I have a choice in the matter?

"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... no."

Before I could say anything, the man (?) pointed his thumb at me and I suddenly felt a shiver run through my body.

Brrr, it's as if my body is being remodeled, as if I were a layman, what is it doing to me?

After about five minutes, the shivering stopped and I was able to concentrate again.

When I looked around, there were like... orbs of light? Surrounding me, everywhere I looked, there were orbs of light.

What are these? Are these the pieces of my soul?

"Bravo, give the kid an award for being so perceptive."

Suddenly, applause sounded around quite loudly, startling me.

He looked at the man (?) and he was still in the same place as before, only he was not surrounded by the orbs of light, but they were close to him.

Does that mean it split my soul enough to be in a radius of at least 10 meters?

Isn't it a dangerous thing to divide my soul so much?

"The process is completely safe, although you will probably face problems with your memories when you get to another world."

Will I lose my memories? I hope I won't forget important things

"Well, if that's all, bye."

Before I could say anything, a portal opened up beneath me and all my copies and suddenly everything went black.


When I woke up again, I was in a strange room.

It was like a room, the floor, walls and ceiling were made of stone, the room was decorated in a combined medieval-age way with things from the 21st century.

I also noticed that I could not move and my vision felt blurry.

When I managed to focus my eyes, I realized I wasn't the only one in the room.

In front of me were two monsters, there was no better way to describe it.

One was a kind of birdman, he had strange clothes and a bow on his back, he was quite tall but not too tall.

It looked quite majestic.

Next to him and in front of me was a pink slime, bigger than any slime I had ever seen but shorter than the birdman and shorter than me, which gave me some relief.

Hmm, the pink slime had in its... hand? tentacle? A sort of solid light panel with a naked female figure, curiously enough, she didn't appear to be naked, due to the fact that she had no visible female parts.

The female figure looked curious, her skin color was dark, she had long blonde hair and, if I'm looking right, she was about 1'72 meters tall and her chest size was somewhat large.

Quite large.

Oh look, now the slime did something that decreased the girl's breast size to something more normal, despite the look the birdman gave her.

Although I wonder, why doesn't the girl on the screen have visible female parts?

Do you have some kind of skin-colored clothing?

Wait, where is that woman, I don't see her around.

I try to shake my head, but in the end it turns out to be useless, so I decide to wait.

I didn't have to wait long before the pink slime started talking.

"So, how do you like my new Npc Oni-chan?"

It's... quite a feminine and if I dare say, beautiful voice.

Wait, Npc? Non-playable character? Me? I'm pretty sure I'm a living thing lady.

"Hmm, I see you took my advice about the big breasts, Aneki, but I don't see the point in the fact that you created this one, weren't you satisfied with the twins?"

Hmm, his voice is not what I expected, I was expecting something majestic but his voice sounded like a perverted teenager.

It is very human...

"Of course, I am satisfied with them, dumbass brother of mine, but I need someone who can protect and care for Aura and Mare and for that I need your leftover data crystals."

"Hey, what do you want my data crystals for, don't you have enough with the ones Yamaiko-san gave you?"

"The ones Yama-chan gave me were very well received, but I need some more to make her stronger."

"Heh, whatever you say, Aneki."

The birdman proceeded to open some sort of... interface? Or something like that, and then pressed a button that opened a kind of solid light panel and took out some kind of crystals that he proceeded to give them to the slime who proceeded to put them into the solid light panel in front of her.

The slime girl then proceeded to open more solid light panels and fiddle with them as the birdman walked out of the room.

A while passes, before the slime girl closes all the screens, looks at me, nods with a... smile emoji? and leaves.

I don't know why this all seems familiar.

...

Wait, I can't move and I've just been left alone.

What am I supposed to do now?


I get bored

How long have I been here doing nothing in this room?

What am I supposed to do if I can't move or do anything?

Ugh, I better go to sleep.


You know, I discovered something interesting

I can't move, but I have something like a mental space in my head.

It is a room, much like the room I had at home in my old life.

...Ugh, I better not think about that.

Anyway, my room is very simple, a somewhat small room with only a bed, a desk, a closet, a mirror big enough for me to see my body and a bookcase.

The only thing missing is my computer and it would be completely the same.

Hmm, I miss my old house.

Although, come to think of it, I don't remember having this bookstore before.

I wonder what books he has.

Auch!

Hey, what happened?

As soon as I tried to touch it, I got an electric shock.

Uh? A text window appeared

Space not filled, please wait.

...ok?

Well, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do now.

Hmm? There's a book on top of my desk, I wonder what it is.

Fighting tactics for dummies

...

Ok, this is useful but at the same time insulting.

Fighting tactics? What, you think I'm going to fight or something?

No way, I prefer not to fight.

Ugh, just my luck

Hmm, come to think of it, I haven't checked myself in the mirror, I wonder what I'll look like.

Hmm, oh look, is that the figure that was on the solid light panel, hello miss.

Hey, wait, he's waving his hand at the same time as me, is he imitating me?

I move in various ways and do various poses that are copied to perfection by the girl.

Is it a doppelgänger?

Wait a second, I look down at my hands and see that they are the same skin color as the girl I had seen before.

Ah... she is me.

...

I don't know how to feel about that.

I mean, I have nothing against being a woman, I was never too attached to my "masculinity" to really care.

But this? I mean, I'm not only of another gender, but also of another race, if my pointed ears are any indication.

What was I supposed to be, a dark elf? And in what world was I even "reborn"?

Hmm, wait, that box was there before.

What do I mean, you may ask?

Simple, while I was thinking about all that, I suddenly noticed a box I hadn't seen before in one of the corners of the room.

Did I have this in my rooms before? Why don't I remember?

I'm going to try to open it, I hope I don't get a shock.

...I cannot open it.

It didn't give me touch but it's like it was stuck or something, since it didn't even move an inch.

Although I got another screen that said "inventory not available".

Inventory? like in rpg games where you can put your stuff?

...

I think I need to get some sleep


When I woke up again, I was out of my consciousness, in the "real" world, if you can call it that.

I saw that the slime girl was making some adjustments to my status screen.

Hmm? Suddenly I feel clothes covering my body and I feel something heavy on my back.

Well, it's not really heavy but it's the heaviest I've had so far.

"Just a few more details and... done!"

Complete configurations. Functions have been unlocked

Again, an annoying screen appears in front of me, although it disappears a few seconds later.

Functions? Do you mean the inventory and the locked cabinet?

"Okay, now I have to show you to the others, follow me."

My body is forced to respond and I follow the slime girl to who knows where.

Show me to others? What do you mean?


Oh, to this

I now find myself in something resembling a throne room, as I can only see a throne with some flags hanging nearby and a large flag with a strange symbol on it.

In front of me is the slime girl, my "creator" if you can call her that, and the birdman, but they are not the only ones.

There are also 39 other monsters around, there are several types of monsters that I recognize and don't recognize at a glance, but there is one that catches my eye.

A skeleton with strange robes and a red orb in its stomach.

It looks very familiar.

Wait, I remember, it's from that anime called Overlord, I think it was called...

"So, this is your new Npc Bukubukuchagama-san, I must say you can see the hard effort you put into your Npc, chagama-san"

"Thank you Touch me-san, I worked hard working on making this new Npc."

"Although, why another dark elf Chagama-chan? It doesn't go very well with the third-floor theme."

"Don't forget we've already changed the third floor Luci Fer-san, and with the new theme it matches beautifully."

"Thanks for the support Yama-chan and since she is the older sister of the twins Lucy-chan, she can't be anything other than a dark elf."

"But even so, we only changed the catacombs on the third floor for a night forest, the door leading to the next area remains the same."

"And we still saved some data crystals with that minor remodeling."

"And to think we would save so much data glass by changing the second and third floors to simples themes."

"Could it have been a bug?"

"Who knows? But we couldn't waste this opportunity."

"True, they were quite a lot of data crystals."

"Yes, enough data crystals to create 2 more level 100 Npc's and one level 90."

"True, Citrinitas was quite impressive Tabula-san."

"Thank you Momonga-san."

Momonga, that's his name, so this must be Ainz Ooal Gown before everyone but Momonga left the game and was transported to the new one.

But... How far am I from that?

"Well, introduce him Chagama-san, so that we can continue to prepare to take back the mine from that guild."

Wait, mine? You mean the mines you lost to a guild that used a world item? The one where half the guild lost their lives?

If so, it means that they will soon invade the guild.

Please don't let him be a floor keeper, please don't let him be a floor keeper, please don't let him be a floor keeper, please don't let him be a floor keeper, please don't let him be a-.

"Right, let me introduce you to the guardian of the third floor, Shion Bella Fiore."

Floor guardian... well I'm screwed.

"What is your kind of work? If I'm not mistaken you said you wanted to make her a tank like you."

Tank? I must admit that was my favorite role when I played mmorpg's but I was never good at it.

My "creator" is quiet for a moment and although she has no physical expression, I can almost tell she is smiling.

"[Odin Guardian]"

...

A hush filled the room before all the players shouted in unison "Hey!" that made me wish I could cover my ears.

Still, I understand the commotion.

If I remember correctly, the game Momonga and his friends played was called Yggdrasil or something like that.

The game, according to my guess and memories, was based on Norse mythology, in fact the name "Yggdrasil" comes from the tree of life of that mythology.

Odin's guards are practically the elite among the elite, trained to protect Odin while he had his nap.

Sure, they didn't compare to gods like Thor or Loki, but they were still very strong.

"[Odin Guardian], isn't that the class that the world champion of Asgard has! How can an Npc possibly have it!"

Is it that rare?

"Actually, I'm not sure Astaroth-san, but while playing with his job class I found it and was able to put it on him, plus it's not necessarily the same as the Asgard world champion has."

"What do you mean, Bellriver-san? If they're the same."

"While it is true that they are the same classes, there is a difference, the Asgard world champion job class comes accompanied with the title with the same name, tell me Chagama-san, was the title granted to your Npc?"

"Hmm, now that you mention it, no, he was not awarded the title with the same name."

"I see, even if they have the same effects as world champion, without the title it will be weaker."

"A pity."

"Yeah, I already wanted to see the look on that cretin's face when he saw an Npc match him."

From there the conversations continued.

Some asked my creator questions about me, even saw my "combat armor" or whatever that samurai called it.

I simply went back to my mindscape to look at the clothes he gave me.

My clothes look somewhat familiar.

It is a full body leather suit with sleeves that look like green scales, a white vest and it is embroidered with something golden.

It's a nice outfit if I'm honest.

Hmm, but I remember it got me a little heavier.

Was it a suit of armor?

How am I supposed to put it on?

Ugh, I guess I'll have to wait until I have a battle or get to the nine world.

But who knows when the invasion of the human guilds will be, or was a human guild, the truth is that I do not remember and to go to the new world is years away, I think.

No way, I don't want to wait that long.

Hmm, wait, now I can use the bookcase, is that the function I unlocked earlier?

...

Well, there's no point in thinking about it so much, let's check it out.

"Follow me."

Did I just hear the voice of my creator?

I guess I finish the meeting and he must be taking me to that weird room.

Well, it doesn't matter.

Let's check this bookcase.

Please do not electrocute me.

These are the books currently available.

Wah, I was able to open it.

Well, not exactly open it, I got a screen saying "these books are available".

Which is not really much, it's only 3 books.

Skills available

Racial classes

Job Classes

Although all 3 are interesting, I am interested in the first one.

These are the skills I currently have, right?

I wonder what they will be.

Passive Skills

Tier I

Tier II

Tier III

Tier IV

...

Magic Skills

Tier I

Tier II

Tier III

Tier IV

...

Attack Skills

Tier I

Tier II

Tier III

Tier IV

...

Huh? Is it divided by sections? I guess each tier means the strength behind the spell/attack.

Am I supposed to learn all of these?

There are over 100 of them! How am I supposed to learn all of these!

Ugh, worst case scenario, I'd have to let my body fight on its own while I read the skills.

You should also read that playbook.

This will take some time.

You'd better-

"This is your room Shion-chan, I hope you like it."

Wait what?

I emerge from my subconscious into the "outside world" to see that I am no longer in the same room as before.

This time, I am in a room that is not as big or as nicely decorated as the other one but still nice.

The theme of the room was medieval and in itself was quite simple, a king size bed, a closet, some armor and weapon racks with their respective armor and decorative weapons plus a full-length mirror attached to the wall.

I like it.

Huh, looks like my creator has already left.

Am I supposed to stay here?

Shouldn't I be guarding my floor or something?

Well, whatever.

I have to start studying anyway.


You know, when I was expecting my first fight, I didn't expect it to be so soon.

Or as brutal...

I knew they would invade a lot of people, that was something I had read about a long time ago, but I didn't know it was going to be 1825! Or at least that was how many people came to my apartment.

Hmm, from what I can see, most of them are gamers, the other few that were there were some kind of not so good Npc, they had an average build according to their job class but didn't excel in equipment.

How do I know that? You can tell the difference between a player and an Npc when I see all these gathered together.

Also, from what I could tell, most of the players were humans hovering around level 100 with exotic equipment but there were also several level 95, 92, 90.

I guess they were the ones who died against Shalltear and the guardian on floor 2.

I don't know how strong the floor 2 guardian is, but I remember Shalltear was the strongest floor guardian.

Not the strongest Npc, that title was going towards one of albedo's sisters, but she was still pretty strong.

So, there must have been at least 1500 level 100 players attacking the guild, with 325 Npc's between level 90 and 100.

They even brought in world champions!

There were at least 3 of them here.

What does it look like?

They have the title glowing in their heads, that's why.

What do I mean?

For some reason, above the players' heads are their name, title and level.

That of the world champions, their name and title shines in gold.

I don't understand why so many attack this guild, if it is not so famous right now Ainz Ooal Gown.

Do human players hate heteromorph players that much?

Why?

It does not make sense.

I swear that the humans of this world are very foolish.

Well, whatever.

The battle itself was very tough and I was too close to death several times before I fell but I was able to cut their numbers in half.

When my Hp bar reached 0, I could see that the number of remaining invaders was 825.

I'm pretty sure it was more than half.

I believe.

How does it last so long?

Let me tell you it was very difficult, even with my tank composition I was too close to death.

But it all comes down to skills.

You see, I don't know if it's something that all Npc's have, but I have about 300 different skills.

But the ones that helped me the most were the following.

[Odin Force]

[Will of Nature]

[Repercussion]

[Critical Force]

[Roar of War]

[Damage Absorption]

[Damage Nullification]

[Insurrection]

[Elixir]

[Regeneration]

[Super Regeneration of Hp]

[Super Regeneration of Mp]

There were more involved, obviously, but these were the ones that helped me the most.

The first [Odin Force] could be said to be the "blessing" of the father of all to me, it increases all my stats by 100% and gave me passive regeneration of Hp and Mp.

[Will of Nature] gives me greater agility when I'm in forests, even if I'm a tank, it must be because I'm an elf, even if I'm a dark one, I still have my connection to nature.

[Roar of War] affects any enemy target, only in use for NPC's. Anyone affected by the skill will not be able to ignore the caster of the skill, if they try to do so they will receive a powerful counterattack that will lower 25% of Hp, it also lowers the physical and magic damage of those who are affected.

[Repercussion] was my trump card in terms of damage, as it allows me to double the damage inflicted on me.

[Insurrection] allows me to convert 45% of the damage received into Hp and Mp.

Honestly, it's a weird name but I'm not complaining.

Thanks to this skill, I was able to lower so many forces at the beginning, well thanks to this and [Damage Absorption].

You see, at first the enemies tried to use some weird magic on me, I think I've seen it in the anime before, I think they were called "super tier magic" or something like that.

Then, in order to make a match that if I received damage but mitigated, I activate [Damage Absorption] to be able to withstand the damage and then use [Repercussion] to inflict a lot of damage.

It worked wonders, they didn't expect it, I was able to get several of them off.

Although I am sad that I did not manage to kill them all, I did reduce their numbers considerably.

I even took a world champion with me!

I'm not sure why but one of the world champions kept attacking me with his strongest attacks, maybe to get me down faster and prevent more from falling on his side, although it had the opposite effect thanks to [Critical Force] which lowers the cooldown reduction of my skills if I receive a critical attack, combined with [Elixir], [Super Regeneration of Hp] and [Super Regeneration of Mp] was what managed to keep me afloat for so long.

By the way, I didn't mention it but I managed to see my weapons and armor.

Yes, weapons.

I have 2 weapons, 1 when the battle starts and the other when my life bar drops to 50%.

The first one is an axe similar to the Monster hunter world loaded axe in black with gold embroidery and a purple gem on the handle.

The second is a double sword, the metal of the sword is not one I recognize but it is jet black.

And my armor is silver armor or some silver-like material of a grayish color, my helmet seems to completely cover my face only exposing my ears and it's heavy armor. It doesn't help my agility but I'm not surprised considering I'm a tank.

Still, I'm pretty fast, faster than I expected from the way my body moved during the battle.

How did I see my body? It's funny now that you say that.

You could say I went into "spectator mode", after I died, my spirit left my body and I could see my armor on the ground.

The invaders continued but did not make it past the 8th floor, where they were stopped by Albedo's sister, Rubedo, and the 8th floor guardian, victim.

Victim is a weird thing if I'm honest, it looks like some kind of flying brain but it's pretty strong.

Well, with the invaders stopped and the tomb safe, I can only wait to be revived.


Good things and bad things happened with the defeat of the guild with 1,500 players

Apparently, they complained quite a bit to the developers because they say I was too "smart" to be an Npc and that Rubedo was too powerful.

I found out after an administrator came to check my settings to see that everything is in "order" and that I wasn't a player hiding in the body of an Npc.

Not really out of the truth but I knew they weren't going to find anything.

After they left and accomplished nothing, they proceeded to complain that an Npc could not have a unique class.

That complaint was ignored by the developers.

All this was "told" to me by Bukubukuchagama-san (he was ranting against those who complained to the developers, there were many insults and death threats, it's scary) after I was revived and got my equipment back with certain upgrades.

The good news is that the Ainz Ooal Gown players were apparently impressed with my performance defending the third floor, so they decided to give me a better team.

I don't know what the improvements were exactly, since my weapons and armor look the same but who knows.

I was also officially "introduced" to the other Npc's on site and could see some changes.

On the player side I can't say much, as not much was said about all the players who were part of Ainz Ooal Gown, but I could see that there were 41 members and all but 1 were heteromorphs.

The only human member of the place was an elf girl named "Akemi", she was a hunter and was level 100.

I don't know why or how she is part of the guild but apparently from what I managed to hear and see, she is the sister of one of the guild girls named Yamaiko or "Yama-chan" as my creator calls her and she joined after her guild killed her for having a close relationship with a heteromorph.

I also heard that they are thinking about whether or not to buy a race changing potion to fit the guild theme.

Well, that's not really important, it will eventually go away so I'm not going to worry too much about it.

Who I do worry about are these 2 unknown Npc's.

The one who is next to Shalltear and who is in the middle of the albedo sisters.

Sirchez Bloodfallen and Citrinitas.

These 2 were not in the anime nor in the information on the wikis, I only remember hearing the name "Citrinitas" as the forgotten Npc from Tabula Smaragdina, something about it being part of a theme or whatever.

Well, it looks like he didn't forget about her here.

From what I can see, Sirchez is the guardian of the second floor and is Shalltear's brother, his creator is Peroroncino (obviously) and he's a martial artist type attack or something.

From what I could gather from the conversations around me, is that his personality is that of a perverted playboy and that in his fight against the intruders he managed to take down several before going down.

He also appears to be a pervert, not as big as Shalltear but close and who has no taboos.

As long as he doesn't flirt with me or the twins fine.

Yes, I'm fond of the twins, I was already fond of them when I saw them in the anime because they were so adorable but now I'm even more fond of them.

They give me a "protect me" vibe.

Or maybe it's the biography Bukubukuchagama gave me.

I heard that when I introduced myself and they opened my panel for them to see my bio, which was basically like a typical anime big sister, even Peroroncino said something about me having an ara-ara type vibe about me, although he seemed to be joking.

I hope it won't affect me when we get to the new world.

The Npc named Citrinitas is Nigredo's younger sister but Rubedo's older sister and is built to be an alchemist.

It seems that Tabula had enough time to make Citrinitas and Rubedo in record time before the guild invasion.

She is apparently the head of the alchemy area that can transmute base metals to high-level metals.

The only bad thing about that result is that she is not as strong as her other sisters, being weaker than a Pleiad, although it seems that she managed to raise her to level 100 (apparently she was level 90 before) because of the data crystals that the developers gave them as an apology for the complaints.

Well, from the sounds of it I won't have much contact with her, if what I heard is true, is that her personality is that of an accomplished scientist or something like that, so I don't have to worry about interacting with her much, so I can pay more attention to Sirchez so I can study her character when we get to the new world.

Although for some reason, Tabula and Peroroncino had a falling out over something Peroroncino wrote in Shalltear's biography.

Is he complaining about how kinky Shalltear is?

Not that I care, really.

The presentations continued, I learned new things as well as things I already knew, for example, I learned that Gargantua is not an Npc created by the guild, but one that they won after conquering the tomb.

That was interesting to know.

After the introductions were over, they made us do poses and such while they took pictures of us, it was kind of embarrassing and humiliating but I let it go, considering that to them I was just an emotionless Npc with no emotions and no... well soul, so it makes sense that they use us as they please, but that doesn't mean I enjoy it.

The photos varied, I had some taken with the twins, some alone, one with all the floor guardians, one with the Pleiades, one with my creator, etc.

Copies were created, there was a party (apparently they decided to celebrate the victory party with all the revived Npc's), photos were handed out and then we were returned to our original positions.

Did I mention what the third floor looked like? No? My mistake.

Floor 3 is just a row of woods, with a large area cleared to be my battle area.

Behind my battle area was a structure resembling the entrance to a medieval castle, leading to the next floor.

The forest was nighttime and there was fog covering the entire forest, the enemies generated by this floor are undead wandering around and elves guarding themselves in the trees.

Elves are dark elves who are either archers, assassins or thieves, there is a great variety.

Before my battle area, there is a rest area for players to recover and prepare for battle.

I don't know how big my floor is, but it seems to be quite large.

One of the things I realized is that although it is possible to recover the levels you have lost in one of the previous floors by killing the mobs on the next floor, it is not recommended, since the "rest area" is nothing more than an area where mobs cannot attack you, so you have to recover your Mp and Hp with potions and taking into account that this guild has 10 floors, it would be more of a disadvantage to try to level yourself first than to attack the boss of the floor and try to finish the battle as fast as possible.

From what I saw when I was in spectator mode, in the continuous floors they tried to kill the other guards as fast as possible to avoid more casualties, although they had a lot of difficulties because of the levels they lost in my floor.

They were heavily stalemated, considering that one of their world champions had lost 5 levels on my floor.

I have no idea how the leveling system works in this game, but apparently, the stronger you are, the more levels you lose.

Or at least I think so.

Well, I've already talked too much, back to sleep.

They have no idea how boring it is to stand still looking at the same floor over and over again.

At least Bukubukuchagama visits and talks to me, along with some players who occasionally come with her.

I wonder how long that will last...


It has been a while since the invasion of the guild with 1500 members.

Maybe I should give it a shorter name... nah what a bummer.

How long had it been anyway? I'm not sure.

In that time, 3 other invasions occurred but all were quickly stopped.

The third was the largest and the furthest of the 3, they had 500 players and tried to replicate the strategy of the first guild that invaded us, attacking with their strongest attacks and spells from the beginning in hopes of killing me quickly or at least weakening me enough.

I'm not so sure how that strategy worked on the 2 floors below me, but they couldn't get past me and were quickly eliminated.

To be fair, none of them brought any world champions with them, it seems they chickened out after the 1500-member guild invasion failed with their invasion.

Other than that, nothing interesting really happened.

Sometimes Bukubukuchagama-san would visit me, sometimes Momonga, sometimes another guild member would accompany Bukubukuchagama, usually the giantess named Yamaiko, sometimes she would appear with a harpy named Ankoro Mocchi Mochi.

Once she even came with Akemi, who was now a giantess just like Yamaiko.

It seems that he had finally given up his "humanity" for the sake of being with his sister.

Or at least that's one thing I made up in my head.

Please do not pay attention to that.

I also figured out how to "activate" my battle suit in my mindscape.

It happened by mistake, Bukubukuchagama was showing me Akemi for some reason I don't know, if she was there when they made the introductions at the victory party.

Maybe I was introducing myself in more depth?

Or maybe they were making changes to my biography.

What I was sure of was that they changed my armor and my axe.

The color of my armor was still the same, but now the helmet covered my ears and exposed my eyes.

My armor was more Viking and even looked a bit like Odin's armor that I saw in the Marvel comics, just a different color and I had gloves covering my hands and the helmet was different, plus I had some strange writings on the breastplate of the armor.

And my axe was no longer a loaded axe, but a two-handed axe that appeared to have golden "veins" and inscriptions along the handle.

I was in Japanese the inscriptions, so I'm not sure what they say, but these 2 new objects are no joke.

[Arcane Armor of Odin] and [Storm Breaker] were the names of these 2 items, they are world class.

The wiki was not kidding when it said that this guild was the one with the largest number of world class items.

The armor increased my mana threefold, threefold! It also gave me a 100% increase in my magic attack and in my physical and magic defense and allowed me to learn 100 more magic skills.

It's perfect for a short-range magic fighter or even a mage of any kind, why give it to me?

And the [Storm Breaker] is practically the same as the one I had read in the comics, at least in appearance, except for the veins that were drawn around the weapon and it gave me a 100% physical attack improvement, 95% magic and physical penetration and also gave me a great affinity with lightning, plus it came with 2 skills included [Conjure major storm] and [Super piercing].

It is also a world-class item.

Why risk giving it to me?

Are other members okay with me having this?

They even upgraded my normal clothing with runes and enchantments to make up for the defense stats I lost from my other armor.

And the description of the 2 seems odd to me.

Storm Breaker's said, "Only possible to use for those the axe decides are worthy, forged for Thor when he lost his hammer in an important war and strengthened by Odin so that it will not fall into unworthy hands, this axe will bring to any battle in which it is used destruction and death."

Destruction and death... this feels like a mjolnir but more evil and powerful.

As far as I recall the original [Storm Breaker] was never given any enchantment for those deemed worthy as mjolnir.

Is it the developers?

If I throw it, will it come back to my hand?

Now I want to try it.

*cough* *cough* right, back to the descriptions.

The one for [Odin's Arcane Armor] read, "When Odin was learning the mysteries of magic, he asked the dwarves for armor that would aid him in his quest for knowledge, the dwarves built it for him using the same metal that Thor's hammer was constructed from. "

"During Odin's quest, the armor was subjected some of Odin's enchantments to make it more resistant."

"When the armor was brought to the Asgard treasury, the armor had absorbed some of Odin's magical power and had built up a will of its own."

...I honestly don't understand it.

This armor is super broken for any knight! How did you get this armor?!

Honestly, it looks like the beta version of Odin's final armor to me.

How broken will Odin's armor and Thor's hammer be?

...*shudders* I shudder to think about it.

Anyway, apparently Bukubukuchagama had asked for help from some weird guy named Ulbert something or other, weirder and longer names these players go by, and everyone's favorite skeleton, Momonga to assign the spells that would give me the armor.

Apparently, this guy is the strongest mage in the guild and a Chuunibyou at heart, if I remember correctly, Momonga was a closet Chuunibyou but this one wasn't shy about showing his Chuunibyou side.

...wow, I never thought of saying that word so much in one sentence.

Anyway, they added a nice arsenal of spells to my armor, it still feels weird to say it's mine, and then they talked about me.

...man, it feels weird to be talked about as if you weren't there.

After that, they left and I went back to watching the same old scenery.

Honestly, this is very boring and any normal person would lose their sanity with standing around doing nothing.

But honestly? It's not that bad, of course I died again when facing that army that invaded the guild, but it was exciting.

I don't need to be "conscious" all the time, I can go to my subconscious to sleep or see some memory of my other life.

Sure, I don't have all of them but I can re-watch some anime and read some books stored in my memory.

Oddly enough, though, the entire Overlord anime and the information contained in my mind is heavily censored or deleted.

Besides, I found a way to access the internet of the land of this world, I don't know how, maybe because I'm just an "intruder" taking this body that is connected to the internet, but I'm not complaining.

It's not all bad.


Something strange happened today.

It's been a few months, or at least I think it was months, my perception of time is not good although the calendar I see on the internet tells me it's been 7 months already- *ahem* anyway, as I was saying it's been a few months and the guild is going through its best times.

All members log on at least 2 to 4 times a week and the invasions have stopped altogether, in fact, we are now the ones invading other guilds.

It was weird, I was watching some videos on YouTube, or at least the YouTube of this world, when Bukubukuchagama suddenly came with his brother and took me with them.

All the guild players, plus me, Rubedo and Shalltear invaded a guild called "Trinity", which was a unified guild of 3 guilds for some reason unknown to me.

Apparently this guild was the one that took away the mine they had in some other world and they wanted to get it back and to do so they want to destroy the guild.

Why? Well, it seems that this guild has a world level item called Ouroboros, which could prevent you from accessing one of the worlds if it was used.

It was also the guild that invaded us some time ago.

What do you know?

I guess they do it for revenge.

I am almost certain that we will be victorious, if my recollections are correct, Momonga would not do anything that had a wide margin of defeat.

I just hope I don't die again.

Huh? What do you mean I have to face the 3 world champions of this guild by myself? I'll die! Don't do this to me!

Yes! Bukubukuchagama is complaining, show them creator!

Huh?! Don't get side-tracked just because they tell you I'll be fine, I won't!

I don't need a necklace, I need support!

Ah, they are gone and my body is moving to face the 3 world champions.

I guess I'll die again.

Huh? Are you guys being cautious with me? Why? You guys are super strong, you shouldn't have any problems with me.

Oh sure, [Repercussion] and my other skills make me hold a lot and hold a lot too.

Well, it's time for me to show you who's boss around here!


...well, that one was anticlimactic.

It was still fun, though.

What happened? And why am I not telling you about my fights?

For the second question is easy, I don't really do much, I can't tell you that I moved to a certain place because my body is moving by itself, the only thing I could tell you about that battle would be the skills I used and they are practically the same, plus some new skills like [Dragon Power], [Increased Hardening], [Impact Absorption], among others but they really didn't make much difference.

And for the first question, it really wasn't a big deal, using the aforementioned skills and the skills I used in the invasion, I was able to hold them off and even kill one of them, although I did discover something new.

Apparently, they have a skill that requires certain preparations called World Eater, which is something similar to a super tier spell but rarer and more powerful, which almost killed me, especially when the 2 remaining ones combined their 2 world Eater against me.

Why didn't they use this when they fought me on my floor?

Ah, I think they did use it but I was too focused on not dying that I may have ignored it.

Whatever, the thing is, I almost died.

In fact, I technically died, but then the ace up my sleeve that Bukubukuchagama had given me was revealed, which revived me with all my Hp and Mp.

From what I saw, the necklace is called [Guardian Angel] and it allows me to revive with all my Hp and Mp, it has a 240 second cooldown.

I almost started crying the moment I was revived, of course it doesn't hurt to die but it's still annoying, plus I didn't know what would happen if I died outside the guild, call it a silly fear, since I even remember Shalltear being revived even when she was outside the tomb, but I was still afraid.

Although I was amused by the reactions of the 2 world guardians.

I could swear that one was about to burst into tears, if his breathing said anything.

After that, Touch me and a swordsman by the name of Warrior Takemikazuchi came running.

Strange names these players give themselves.

When they arrived, they took care of it quickly and congratulated me on my "good work".

Yes, of course, you forced me to take on both of you, but I accept the accolades.

When we returned with the others, I could see that the guild base had been smashed and that the other Ainz Ooal Gown players were happy and satisfied.

As soon as she saw me, Bukubukuchagama ran up to me and almost hugged me, before an electric shock stopped her in her tracks.

Huh, it seems that physical displays of affection are forbidden in this game, how stupid.

Although it would have been uncomfortable to have him hug me, if I'm honest but I like hugs, so I wouldn't complain.

Well, at least he can hold my hand and check me with 2 spells I don't know.

Both Shalltear and Rubedo seem to be doing well, so I can say it was a total victory.

It seems that half of the guild will go to recapture the mine while the other half will return to the guild to insert their new earnings into the treasury.

This was a rare but exciting day.


Today was a weird day, but really weird.

It had been a while since our invasion of the guild called Trinity and the reacquisition of the mine, they changed the location of the mine (which is apparently possible) to one of the upper floors, taking the place of the 9th floor and creating a new floor guardian, named Aella.

From what I could see when its creator, an insect-like monster named Hana Ichi Monme, introduced it is that it was built to be a soldier.

Her height is average and her body is average, her equipment is of divine level and she is a high-level homunculus, level 100 to be precise.

Where did they get the data levels to do all this, did they get it from the Trinity Guild?

Well, now I have another Npc to worry about, although I hope he's not so much evil as cold-hearted considering what I heard from the biography Punitto Moe wrote.

So now this 10-story guild became an 11-story guild.

Well, that wasn't the weird thing that happened, but what happened next.

As I was gazing out into nothingness as I saw the forest and the undead walking around, a strangely relaxing sight if I'm honest, Peroroncino suddenly teleported to my floor grumbling about something, I think it had to do with my creator.

I was so surprised that if I had a body I would have jumped with shock.

In fact, even he was surprised if what I could read from his body language told me anything.

How did I get so good at reading someone's body language, you ask? Well in this game there are no facial expressions or anything like that and I can't move to see what emoji they use exactly, so I spend my time on the sounds they make and the body language they use unconsciously.

Also, when I'm out in consciousness, I tend to get bored quickly, so learning to read in body language and distinguish the different sounds was a way to entertain myself.

Anyway, back to the story, it seemed that Peroroncino was not planning to teleport to my apartment, but most likely to his room to let off steam.

Although when he saw me, I could play that a macabre smile formed on his face if I'm reading his body language right.

Uh-oh.

He approached me and opened a screen containing my bio, typed in a password and proceeded to write something in my bio, then gave a silent smile as he saved the changes and teleported away.

I hope nothing important has changed.


It's been another while and I'm starting to notice a change.

Slowly, guild members are starting to connect less, Bukubukuchagama was starting to visit me less.

It seems to be starting already.

I knew this would happen, I knew it, so... why does it hurt so much?


More time has passed, lately I only see a few members connecting regularly, among them is Momonga, a dragon named Kyouhukou and a few others.

It's been a while since I've seen Bukubukuchagama.

I hope you are well.


When I came to this world it was the year 2131, an awesome year, now it is the year 2138 and now the only one I see regularly is Momonga.

Occasionally a member logs in, but it is very rare to see Momonga with anyone.

I see Momonga arrive and give me a look, he may be expressionless but even I can feel his sadness.

He approaches me for some reason and after giving me a few checks, he leaves.

Will today be the last day?

Is it time to go to the new world?

I feel excited, happy about the possibility of regaining control of my body, but also sad.

I may technically speaking be a slave to my own body, but I will miss my creator, Bukubukuchagama and the other players in this guild.

I may be an Npc but she practically treated me like a living being, she helped me keep some of my sanity, for that I am grateful, the occasional conversations she had with me even when I was technically a non-living being I will always treasure.

It's time to wait for the countdown.


One of the things I will always miss will be the internet.

It helped me to train myself and not lose my sanity seeing things out of reality.

And by keeping up with the time.

When the time struck 23:59:00, I went out into consciousness, lest I get trapped in my subconscious for waiting there for the last second.

Time to wait.

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This is boring, if I'm honest.

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You know, I was thinking of saying some last words, to this world like "it was a great trip" or something like that, but truth be told, I won't miss this world.

Not having the freedom to move my own body, being forced to learn fighting tactics and die again, otherwise I will miss it.

Well, I guess I can say, goodbye creator and other players of this guild, I hope you have a happy life in that rotten world you call home.

Because if what I read on the internet is correct, that world is worse than planet earth in my original world.

Sincerely, I feel sorry for them, because the other world is undoubtedly wonderful.

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Hey, is that all?

¡¿?!

Suddenly, as if struck by lightning, I knelt on the ground and grabbed my head.

I could hear footsteps approaching my position, but I didn't care, the only thing I cared about was to control the great pain I had in my head.

After a few minutes the headache subsided and when I looked up, I saw that some dark elves were near me, watching cautiously.

"My lady, are you all right?"

My lady? What's with this show of respect? Does it have anything to do with me being custodian of this floor?

Whatever.

"Yeah, I'm fine, I just got a weird headache for some reason."

"My lady, you are sure-"

"Please don't doubt me, I know my capabilities and I'm not hurt."

A lie, technically speaking, I don't really know the limits of my current body, so I'm not sure what I'm capable of.

"...understood my lady."

Aw, I hurt her feelings, I didn't mean to.

I gave him a pat on the shoulder and a smile as I stood up.

She smiled back at me before they all left.

Eh, I guess I'll just have to get used to receiving such respect and concerns.

I also have to mentally prepare myself to kneel for a long time and say "Momonga-sama" until his name changes.

If I'm honest, I always hated that he changed his name, it seemed honestly unnecessary, as any player who knew Yggdrasil could attack him when given the chance.

Or attack him in a form of revenge.

After all, we got a lot of enemies when this was a game.

I don't want to have to worry about other players.

What should I do now?

Besides a few casual stretches here and there to get used to the feel of my body, there's really nothing I can do.

Should I check my room?

Huh?

Hey, one of the dark elves just landed in front of me and knelt down.

What will it be now?

Are you still concerned?

"Shion-sama, I've just been informed that the Supremes have just called a meeting on the 6th floor."

"In the twin area, got it...wait, did you say supreme?"

Did I hear wrong?

"Yes, my lady, the other supreme beings returned to nazarick."

...wait, what?


I will not abandon the story of kumo desu ga.

But this story has been on my mind these days and I couldn't get it out, so I had to write it down.

If you see any errors or have any doubts, please do not hesitate to comment.

I don't know how regularly I write this story, so please don't ask when the next chapter will be.

Based on some stories.

"Los 13 supremos" story in Spanish

"Yellownes" Citrinitas character from my story based on this one.

"The art of war" Aella character from my story based a little on this one

"A theory on Godhood: An overlord Story" a little bit of the plot based on this story.

Bye-bye.