John Phoenix stepped out of the car with his Uncle Phoenix. Today was a special day and they were in the church to celebrate the death of the victim in the last case, so John Phoenix and his uncle were dressed in matching black suits except John Phoenix's was purchased from the most exquisite store in the world, imported from London, while Phoenix's was cheap.

They walked over to where the people were and greeted them.

"Thanks for coming to the funeral John Phoenix!" said Maya.

"Um, I'm here too," said Uncle Phoenix.

"Noone cares."

Out of the corner of his eye, John Phoenix noticed a big man leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette.

"Hi Pete, what're you sad about?" said John Phoenix.

"The victim in the last case was a good buddy o' mine. S-Sorry fella, I'm tearin' up a bit go on without me I'll just hold ye all back," said Pete and he puffed some smoke.

"Okay!"

John Phoenix and everyone else went into the church and the coffin was there in the room.

"Hello everyone we gather here today to celebrate the tragic death of the dead guy in that coffin," said the priest.

Just then the lights went out!

"Who the fuck did that!" shouted the priest.

"Uncle turn the lights back on," said John Phoenix. And so, Uncle Phoenix stumbled around in the dark and tripped over people and everyone laughed at him because he looked stupid. Eventually he found the light switch and turned it back on!

"Finally now if we can get on with the holy last rights of Mr-" said the priest who stopped suddenly when a woman screamed outside!

John Phoenix and everyone else ran outside and at first they saw nothing except Pete who was still leaning against the wall but then John Phoenix looked over the little wall and saw a dead body on the street!

The woman who screamed ran over and pointed at Pete. "HE DID IT HE'S A MURDERER!"

"Flamin' Nora lassie you're yankin' me chain you are!" said Pete.

"You're under arrest Mr. Pete," said Gumshoe but John Phoenix raised an objection!

"Pete could not have done it because I just did an autopsy of the victim and he actually died a day ago!"

"But Pete coulda just done it yesterday then pal," said Gumshoe.

"Maybe... but then this witness is LYING!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed the witness. "I-Impossible! I have an airtight alibi because I was in London all day yesterday!"

"That's fine," smirked John Phoenix. "Because you DID NOT HAVE TO KILL THE VICTIM!"

"Mr. John Phoenix I hope you have a good explanation for this," said Edgeworth.

"Yes, I do! And my evidence is the COFFIN!" shouted John Phoenix.

"What about the coffin, John Phoenix? There's nothing off about that," said his uncle.

John Phoenix smirked. Uncle Phoenix did not know how to examine the evidence. Because while everyone was distracted John Phoenix checked the coffin and it was empty!

"But where'd the corpse go?" said Pete.

"It's right there!" John Phoenix pointed at the corpse on the street! "The woman snuck into the church and turned the lights off, then she stole the corpse while it was pitch black and brought it out here to frame Pete!"

"OBJECTION!" shouted Edgeworth. "Mr. Pete you must've seen her carrying the victim out, why didn't you cry for help?"

"'Cause that's rude! Ya don't cry for help when ya see someone carryin' a body at a funeral! That's what my grandpappy always said!"

Pete understands funeral etiquette.

"That clears it all up! Admit it, the mastermind behind this frameup was you, REGERIA HOOOOOOOOOPE!"

Regeria screamed and her wig blew off with the wind and she was bald! Regeria Hope got arrested (she is not a master athlete like Dylan is).

"Ya saved my bacon again Johnny I don't know how ta thank ya!" said Pete.

"No need to thank me, Pete," said John Phoenix. "I'm just happy to save my friend!"

John Phoenix went home now.