Yo guys Geo here and welcome back to Loudytunes! this timne around we'll be doing the most iconic episode of tome and Jerry Quiet please! so I hope you all enjoy! now ROLL THE INTRO!


Lincoln Logan and Geo: "Overture, curtain, lights!

This is it. The night of nights.

No more rehearsing or nursing a part.

We know every part by heart!

Overture, curtain, lights!

This is it. We'll hit the heights!

And oh, what heights we'll hit!

On with the show, this is it!

(as the music continues the Loud sisters appearing from Oldest to youngest Rita Lynn sr Clyde Ronnie Anne Bobby and Morag all march by the spotlight no stage)

(cane flip) Lincoln Logan and Geo:Tonight what heights we'll hit!

On with the show, this is it!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you The Loudy Tunes Show."

Lincoln Logan and Geo:Tonight what heights we'll hit!

On with the show, this is it!"


Episode 2: Quiet Please!

Roles:

Tom: The Loud sisters

Jerry: Lincoln Loud

Spike: Geo Soul


Geo gave a tired yawn as he went into his bed.

"Man defending the Multiverse is sure tiring but its worth it in the end for a perfect good night's sleep!" he yawned as he laid back on his pillow for a nice nap….until he started to hear the sounds of crashing as Lola ran into his room followed by lana trying to smash her with a frying pan.

"GET BACK HERE YOU PRISSY LITTLE COW!" Lana yelled as Lola climbed over Geo as Lana smacked him trying to hit lola as they both ran out the room making geo's eye twitch.

"...that stupid sister fight protocol again?" he grumbled as he decided to ignore it and go back to sleep as best as he could until Lori ran in being blasted by Lisa wielding a laser gun.

"NICE TRY BITCH NERD!" Lori taunted as Lisa used Geo as an aiming mount and tried to zap her sister as the sounds and vibration of the laser rattled Geo's entire body.

"TAKE THIS DISINTEGRATION LIKE A WOMAN LORELAI!" Lisa yelled as she chased after Lori and knocked the lamp that was on the nightstand onto Geo's head poor Geo gave a growl as he fluffed his pillow and once again tried to ignore the chaos and get some sleep at least until Lynn and Lucy burst in with lynn trying to wake lucy with her bat.

"LUCY STAND STILL!" Lynn grunted as they stood on Geo's bed as lucy ducked down and doged each swing that Lynn dished out…as they kept hitting Geo upside his head before they ran out and tackled each other and their sisters into a massive cloud of smoke as Lincoln who was hiding in his room poked his head out.

'Yeesh they're all gonna kill each other! Ok…i'll try one more time to end this stupid fighting!' he muttered to himself as he left his room and slowly approached the fight cloud.

*AHEM!* "

alright Listen this fighting has gone on long enough guys so cut it…!" he tried to say before he was cut off.

"STAY OUT OF THIS LINCOLN!" They all yelled as the scream was enough to knock Lincoln over as he ran back into his room however it also proved to be the last straw for the sleep deprived guardian.

"Ok that's it! I'VE HAD IT!" Geo roared as he grabbed all nine of them (Lily is with rita and Lynn sr fyi) and marched them all downstairs placing them on the floor in front of him.

"Listen Ladies! I've been up the past 3 weeks fighting bad guys and protecting the Multiverse and all I want is to get some sleep and this stupid fight protocol is driving me nuts! Seriously, I'm a nervous wreck Look!" Geo grabbed his tongue and started to pull it as his ears clapped together like cymbals.

"Please girls if you ARE gonna fight at least do it in a quiet and civil manner and lay off the noise huh?...because if one more and I mean ONE MORE SOUND WAKES ME UP I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALL ALIVE GOT IT!?" he roared as they all gave a nod including Lincoln who was watching everything go down from upstairs giving a smirk.

'Hmmm so Geo's gonna skin them alive if they wake him up huh? I think I know of a way to get them to admit this fight protocol of theirs was a dumb idea!' he thought as geo walked upstairs and passed him.

"Hey Linc!" he yawned.

"Hey Geo" lincoln waved as he watched Geo go into his room and closed the door as Lincoln rubbed his hands together.

'Time for operation: get my sisters torn to shreds because they were being stupid and selfish and think of a shorter name for this operation!' he thought as he began to pout his plan into action.

*Living Room*

Lori and the others all sat down away from each others grumbling.

"Stupid Lana!" Lola growled as Lana turned to her and took off her shoe and threw it at her making Lola scowl as Lynn than did the same thing to Luna soon all the loud sisters were throwing their shoes at each other but only doing so in a way they won't make any noise as the wimpy shoe fight was going on Lincoln came downstairs with a smile on his face.

"Hello sisters!" he smiled, making lori roll her eyes. "Lincoln, we told you to stay out of it!"

"Yeah we don't need you to ruin this like you did last time!" Luan frowned as Lincoln chuckled.

"Now hold on I'm not getting involved like you said I just came here to tell you all something….Lori you're an ugly tyrant that's clearly only dating Bobby because you're blond, Leni you have no chance of graduating high school because you're nothing but a stupid moron, Luna you're tone deaf and can't sing to save your life, Luan you're not funny so stop or rather start TRYING to be funny!, Lynn you look like a dude, Lucy you're just some sad excuse of a poet who's more afraid of the sun than she is of success, Lana you need a bath before you die of rabies, Lola you LOOK like you have rabies, and Lisa…did you wet the bed again? Oops! That was meant to be a secret wasn't it?" he spoke smugly as all nine of his sisters all had murder in their eyes as Lori stood up and growled.

'Get him!" she whispered as Lincoln chuckled and said: "Meep Meep!" as he took off running with his sister following him first he ran into the kitchen and slid out of the doggy door as the younger sisters and lynn did the same while leni opened the door for the older sisters as they all chased him around the house and into the front door and followed him upstairs but their anger quickly vanished when they saw he had went into Geo's room and was now holding a frying pan and spoon over his sleeping head.

"Lincoln what're you doing!?" Luna whispered as Lincoln fornwed.

``Proving a Point!" he responded. "Admit the sister fight protocol is dumb and I won't wake Geo!" he said as Lynn tried to lunge at him only for lincoln to raise the spoon over the frying pan making her stop and smile.

"Lincoln…dear sweet brother of mine the protocol is an essential part of our lives and we need it to function!" Lisa tried to reason as Lincoln rolled his eyes and smacked lori in the face with the spoon as she gave a small growl before smiling as Lincoln was unaware that Lucy had appeared next to him and was reaching for the pan and spoon.

"...ok Lincoln you win….not!:" Lori said as lucy quickly took the pan and the spoon away from her brother who smiled nervously.

"...welp time to go!": he said quickly as he quickly hopped over his sisters and ran downstairs with them in hot pursuit. "Lynn, get him!" Luan spoke as Lynn lunged towards her brothers from the top of the stairs only for Lincoln to move a glass table in her direction.

'Uh oh!" Lynn gasped as right before she landed she stopped mid air…somehow and oved the table and replaced it with a couch cushion.

Lynn gave a sigh of relief as did her sisters until Lori gasped as she saw Lincoln attempting to wake Geo with an air horn. Lola quickly ran upstairs and plugged her finger into the horn just as it went off causing her entire body to vibrate like crazy as Lori and the others ran up lincoln slid down the banister and towards the grandfather clock and was about to push it over as they all gasped Luna covered geo's ears just as lincoln pushed it down breaking it to pieces which thankfully didn't wake him causing the girls to breathe a sigh of relief. "Oh ladies!" until they saw Lincoln at the top of the stairs holding a box of lightbulbs as he dropped one from the top of the stairs.

"Leni!" Lori said as Leni dove from the top of the stairs to catch the light bulb just as lincoln began to drop the entire box Leni panicked and managed to grab every single one of them.

"Lincoln's gone mad!" Lola spoke as lana gave a nod. "Yeah! He needs to be stopped but how?' she asked as Lincoln had made his way to leni and grabbed the hem of her dress and plug it into a light plug electrocuting her and causing the bulbs to glow as Lincoln kicked Lynn's skateboard over to her causing leni to slip onto it and collaide against the wall breaking the lightbulbs with a loud shatter.

"...*YAWN!*...hey what's going on?" they heard Geo yawn as he stood up at his door half asleep, giving Luna an idea as she rushed over and picked him up.

"Rockabye baby on the tree top when the wind blows the cradle will rock!" She sang softly as Lori and the others minus Leni went over and started to sing as well. 'Blah blah blah blah blahblah bla blah blah blah blah!" Lori sang as Lisa snapped her fingers having gained an idea running out the room and heading for the bathroom as Luna tucked geo into bed.

"Go to sleep go to sleep!" Luna sang as Luan and Lori continued the song just as Lisa came back with a bottle labeled Knockout drops. "Close your big bloodshot eyes!" Luan sang as Lori opened the bottle and poured some into Geo's mouth.

"You're a dope and you're a lug! And we hope you don;t wake up!" Lori sang as she even poured some of the drops into Geo's nose for good measure until the bottle was empty.

"...Did it work?" Luan spoke as Lucy lifted up geo's eyelid and saw the words 'Out cold' on his eye all.

"Yep it worked!" Lucy said as Lola gave a scoff. 'Oh yeah how can we be so sure?"

"HEY GEO DOES IT WORK!?" Lana yelled as they all flinched but calmed down when they saw Geo was still asleep as Lori and Luna each wiggled their eyebrows at each other just as Leni wandered in still dizzy from the lightbulb problem.

'What did I miss?" she groaned as Luan chuckled.

"Geo's out cold!" she said as Lynn smirked. "Hey Geo if you can't hear us don't say anything!" she shouted in his ear as he turned over on his side asleep as Leni smiled wanting tio have fun to.

"HEY GEO DONT WAKE UP!" She yelled as Lola pulled out a megaphone. "HAVE A NICE SLEEP MR GUARDIAN!" she exclaimed as they all laughed but that laughter ended when they saw Lincoln beating a drum and entering the room with a smile on his face hoping to wake Geo….only to see that Geo was still asleep and his sister's were all giving him smug looks.

'What the?" he muttered as he went over and beat on the drum harder only for Lisa to snatch the drum from him.

"Luna if you would?" Lisa smiled as Luna used the drum to beat Geo over the head with and play a small tune before sitting on his head.

'What the? How's not awake yet!?" Lincoln asked as Lucy showed him the bottle of Knockout Drops.

"Lisa found some of this! And Now he's gonna be out for the next few days!" Lucy smirked but had any of them read the bottle they would have seen the label that said: 'Warning anyone that drinks knockout drops can be awoken by excessive shaking;...oh well that surely won't bite them in the end.

"Wait, knockout drops?" lincoln gulped as he gave a nervous smile.

'...Well I think its time I beat hittin the Ol Dusty Trail!" Lincoln chuckled before he took of running.

'GET HIM!" Lori screeched at the top of her lungs now free to make as much noise as they all want as they grabbed their weapons from before and began to chase after lincoln hoping to either kill or maim him.

*CRASH!*

*BOOM!*

The sounds of glass shattering and wood breaking as Lincoln avoided his crazy sisters as he ran back upstairs into Geo's room.

'GEO! GEO WAKE UP!" He screamed as he narrowly dodged a brick being flown at his head by an angry Lynn as Lincoln took off running he dodged blasts from Lisa's laser gun and Luan's Pie-zooka.

"GEO WAKE UP AND HELP ME!" Lincoln yelled again as he slapped geo across his fac e to no avail before taking out a thumbtack and poking his butt with it as lincoln lifted Geo'[s eyelid only to see the words: 'still out cold' written on them.

"That's just great!" he grumbled as he slid into the vents and dropped down into the living room.

"There's gotta be a big enough sound to wake geo up! But what? Its gotta have some boom to it!...wait Boom! THAT'S IT!" He smiled as Leni and Luan tried to tackle him only for him to dodge and run into the kitchen.

"Where is he!?" Luan growled as Leni saw Lincoln at the counter. "THERE!" she yelled as she went over and was about to grab him.

"LENI!...hold on before you kill me here I want you to have my will I left you something" he sighed as he gave leni a piece of paper that she read allowed to Luan.

"Dear Leni to my sweet big sister I leave my sole possession….one custard pie? Oooh Let me have it!" she smiled only to get said pie thrown in her face as Luan tried to cover her laughter and lincoln ducked into the vents behind them.

"Ya know you did ask for it!" Luan laughed as Leni rolled her eyes. "Shut up Luan!"

*Lincoln*

Lincoln had made his way into the attic where he uncovered a box of fireworks.

"Perfect!" he smiled as he felt the floor beneath him rumble as a swarm of bats carrying Lucy had appeared.

"Drain him!" she commanded as they bat swarmed followed after Lincoln who had jumped out the attic but found himself surrounded by Lori and the others!.

"Nowhere left to run Stinkoln! Time to take these Lumps like a man!" Lynn growled as Lincoln tossed the box in the air and slid under Luna as he caught the falling box and quickly slid into another vent as the chase continued Lisa pulled out her tracking device.

'He's headed for the basement!" she exclaimed as they all followed the noise from the vents into the basement and cornered the only vent down there and waited for him to come out. What they expected was Lincoln what they got? Their cat cliff whose collar had a bloody tracking device stuck to it.

"...did….did he seriously rip that out his skin?' Lola gagged as the others watched as Cliff curled up on the laundry basket for a nap.

"Wait so if Lincoln isn't here then…where is he?" Leni wondered as they all started to smell smoke.

'Wait , what's that burning smell?" Lana asked as they all gasped and quickly ran upstairs to Geo's room and saw Lincoln was lighting a hunch of fireworks under his pillow!.

"LINCOLN!" They all yelled as he gave a smirk and ran out the room.

"Have fun ladies!" he added as they quickly tired to remove as many fireworks as Possible.

"Ugh, hurry, move faster!" Luna shouted as Lynn gave a grunt trying to lift geo up so her sisters could get rid of the fireworks.

"I'm trying but his fat ass won;t move just hurry up girls!" Lynn strained as she struggled to lift him as all the shaking they were doing was starting to wake Geo up.

"...Hmmm? Girls!" Geo frowned as they all smiled nervously.

"Geo Look we…" Lori tried to say only for Geo to cut her off.

"No! You look I made it clear I didn't want you girls to wake me up! But I'll let it slide this time since you girls didn't; use noise to wake me up!" he said oblivious to the smoking coming from his pillow.

"But Geo!..." Lana tried to say.

'No! No more talking now please go and let me sleep ok?" he frowned as they all gave smiles and quickly left just as he laid back down as the smoking covered his whole bed.

"That's much better….*sniff sniff sniff*...hmmm someone's burning their ham….wait a sec…" Geo said as he sat up and saw the smoke but as soon as he did…

*EXPLODE!*

The Loud sisters all held each other and hid behind the couch as the explosion rocked the entire house.

"...You don't think he's mad do ya?" Leni asked nervously.

"GIIIIIIRLS!" Geo roared demonically as he rolled up his now charred skin revealing an anchor tattoo as he dove at the girls from the top of the stairs as he as previously threatened began to skin them all alive.

*5 hours later*

Lori had a broken leg and a broken arm, Leni was missing all of her hair and sported two black eyes a neck brace and now wore a back brace, Luna only suffered a broken arm and a ripped out throat as she was rocking Geo in a cradle, Luan was now wearing a cone around her neck and had both of her legs broken, both Lynn and Lucy were in full body casts, Lana also had a cone but she was now in a wheelchair also having a full body cast, Lola was now in an iron lung and suffered from broken ribs and a broken leg, and lisa was in a full body cast and stuck in a health bubble.

Lincoln smugly walked downstairs and lunged in the recliner nearby. "Well I hope you learned your lesson" he smiled as they all glared at him and wanted to retort but refused to do so and let Geo enjoy his nap.


Moral of story: The sister Fight Protocol was a stupid idea and this is the end result of not admitting it anyway guys leave your suggtions in the reviews and remember I'm only doing Looneytunes and Tom and Jerry shorts only! but before we end it I'm gonna give you all an extra something special a Merry melody! and it's...well take a look for your self.


Merry melodies 1: Lincoln Loud: The Wizard!

Behold the wizard.
Beware his powers.
Unspeakable powers.

Under the gaze of the necromancer.
A silver staircase starts to rise.

(Lincoln stands under an excalator and pretends to make it move)

People stand on it and marvel at the power shooting from his eyes.
Cold food becomes hot again,
When his spell unfolds
With a mere wave of his hand, his hot dog will explode!

(Lincoln points at his hotdog in the mircowave as it explodes)

In the presence of the wizard,

(Lincoln wiggles his fingers at a crosswalk)
Traffic will stop at his whim.
He can cross the street, no problem, as the cars bow down in front of him.

(Lincoln is shown on a throne relaxing and being pampered by beautiful women...some of which looked like Lucy and her friends as he flicked his hand changing the tv channel)
Channels on the TV change.
He's still in his chair.
Then he pulls his magic wand, and reclines in the air.

Lincoln: (In back story) By the dim light of the dream realm's black sun, the Wizard climbs the frozen waterfall of Voldrini in search of Celestia, the guardian of infinite power.
When suddenly a terrible Garlon appears and attacks with ice, but the Wizard is undeterred.
The Garlon roars and unleashes the most sinister wind, but the wizard is undeterred.
The Garlon summons the stones of Prophynia, but the wizard is undeterred.
Calling upon the powers of the ancient, the wizard conjures a sacred fire and casts his foe into the molten maw of an insatiable Gort. Thanks, Gort.
Ahh, Celestia. I think you're going to enjoy this.

The Wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power.
The gates open to reveal...

Lincoln: (awake) Ooh! How long was I asleep?
Luna: Three days. You have a bed, you know.
Lincoln: I'm starving. I gotta get something to eat.

Famished from his latest quest, the wizard seeks a snack.
He sets sail for ecstasy at the Quesadilla Shack.
He is the wizard!
The mystical wizard!


Let me Know if you guys wanna see more merry melodies added to these chapters so till next time "Th-th-that's all, folks!"