(this takes place when they are at the applicable age of sex)

Thomas was walking down the street, when he saw his friend, Odin. Thomas and Odin had arranged the best bud meeting at the Public Pool. Their girlfriends were out of town that day, for a concert. Thomas and Odin hung out all the time, on-call or not on call. They loved pools too, and since it was 92 degrees outside, the refreshing coldness of pool water was nice on their skin.
Both were in their boxers and goggles and having fun while playing underwater tag. Thomas accidentally tagged Odin's inner thigh, and Odin got hard. Thomas did not notice this, as he is fucking stupid.
The day got hotter, and they shed whatever other clothes, other than a speedo. They got out of the pool and Odin noticed Thomas's tiny two-inch titan poking its head out of his speedo. Odin blushed and yanked his speedo off. Odin pulls down his pants and his lardy hardy dangled and grew. Thomas, butt ass naked, said "Since you showed me your weenie, I will show you my SEMEN DEMON!". Odin's weeping silly snake was yearning for a sword fight. Thomas said, "We should take this down to the laser arena and put on some glowing condoms and fight!".
Odin, said yes, and ran down the block with no clothes other than the layers of skin on his ballsack. They met up and hid from the laser tag instructor and children. Thomas went to the pharmacy to pick up condoms, but only regular, small ribbed condoms. Thomas bought some glowsticks and broke them open in the condoms. Their cocks, now pierced with glass and glow juice, and sheathed in XS condoms, were ready. The laser tag fighters flew past them, almost getting caught. "If we got caught by those kids, I'd have to shove them up to my ass."
Thomas's 2-inch Titan became a 5 Inch Fighter, and Odin's Silly Snake became an Enormous Anaconda. With each hit of the meat, they came even more. "If this place was shown under a black light, it would be glowing!" Thomas said. Odin burst with creamy crumbs and the condom flew out and hit the back of Thomas's throat, and Thomas swallowed. They then made out, and then the SEMEN SEAL, the WILLY WALRUS HIMSELF, THE PENGU WALRUS CAME IN, washing both of them away with semen.
It was a dream... Or was it?