A FOOLPROOF PLAN
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Disclaimer: Sonic Movie 2 belongs to Sega
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Genre(s): Humor
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Warning(s): Typo is my most loyal fan, spelling mistakes because English is not my mother language, Possibly OOC. Not Beta.
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Summary: "So, I may have talked big, but if I have to be honest with you guys, I don't have a plan of my own," Sonic morphed into his ball form and wrecked the approaching Egg-robots, "What about you, Tails? You have a plan?"
The fox grunted, ducking a little bit while his hand deftly shot a particularly berserk drone with a deadly ray gun, "We have to find his weakness."
Obviously.
Knuckles himself was silent for a couple of tense seconds, gaze unerringly intense as the gear in his brain seemingly grind. It took another two egg robots to be destroyed before he suddenly perked up, purple eyes shone in brilliance. He turned toward the blue blur and shouted, "Cover me."
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The humongous robots thrashed and stomped, laying waste upon the small town that is Green Hill. Sonic, using a speed that almost reach the light, ran toward the enemy while his left hand was firmly cradling Knuckles' own wrist. His gaze flicked towards Tails, who got relegated as a distraction for now—duplicating himself and the blue hedgehog's figure to confuse the rampaging enemy. That gadget of his is really awesome—and Sonic's attention focused once again, "What exactly is your idea here, Knucklehead?"
"Just keep on increasing your speed and run to that ram," he muttered, hand extended toward, what appeared to be, an abandoned car hood stuck in between the cracked ground. From the shape and direction it pointed to, the thing did create a makeshift ram Sonic could use to perform a high jump, "After we're halfway to the air, throw me."
"That sounds dangerous."
"And this entire situation is not already?"
Point.
Anyway, whatever Knuckles wanted to do, they have to do it fast. He just saw the robot smack Tails off of the air without mercy, causing the machine that was responsible for the hologram trick to be destroyed. The fox himself was fine, fortunately, albeit dizzy, judging by his flailing flight trajectory. Sonic didn't waste time and cranked up the speed. Within milliseconds, he arrived at the ram, the momentum bought the two aliens high into the sky. Sonic clasped both of the echidna's hands, twirled him once, twice, thrice. Before he finally, eagerly, threw Knuckles upward.
That's enough, right? Sonic landed with aplomb, creating dust clouds that dispersed over his fur. He rose from the crouching position and looked up, opened palm was placed over his forehead so it'll shield his eyes from the sun that brightened the earth. Knuckles must've reached the robot by now and—wait. Where exactly did I just throw him into?
Meanwhile, the red being ascended, ascended, and ascended. Lightning crackles, eyes lit in determination. He pulled his fist backward, threw it with enough force, that the wind sang—
And, as a yell that befits the warrior of the jungle echoed, his powered-up punch then landed right on the center of the humanoid robot's 'private part'
Robotnik oof'ed
Tom and Maddie oof'ed
Even the Green Hills' residents and the G.U.N agents, watching from the safety of the bunker, oof'ed.
(Sonic gawked)
Knuckles' chest puffed out, a smile full of cockiness could be seen gracing his cream snout. He turned to look at Sonic, ignoring the robot who was now slowly, painfully, tumble to the ground; pretty sure he just heard an unmanly shriek coming from within as well. Knuckles cheerfully explained, "It is a common knowledge that men warriors' weakness came from their groin. Robotnik said that he felt my punch when I strike his robot arm. So, I figured he'll feel the same if I attack his glaring weakness."
"Remember this, Hedgehog. Everything is a fair game in the name of war!"
R-Right.
In the wake of a somewhat anticlimactic victory, Knuckles exclaimed, 'Let's go get the emerald,' and he marched towards the downed robot. Tails himself let his twin tails stop spinning as he descended near the catatonic blue blur, whispering, "Reminded me to never get on his bad side after this…"
Sonic awkwardly laughed.
(A/N): Tom: "I feel kinda bad for Robotnik."
Maddie: "Eh. I don't. He totally deserves it."
Tom: "Hmm…yeah. He totally is…"
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This movie made Idris Elba say 'groin' three times within ten minutes and I am cackling :D
