New Orleans, Louisiana
In a farming area outside of town, everyone was cleaning up after Mardi Gras. By an apartment, a boy was dissapointed by two reasons. One: He missed out on Mardi Gras due to helping his family move in and two: He misses the city life. 'D'Mario'" said his mother, "Is everything alright?"
"No, Mama." D'Mario answered, "Why did we have to move in the farming towns."
"Because I recently married my new farmer boyfriend," his mama said, "It wasn't easy divorcing your birth father when you were still a baby, he was always coming home late at night from his partying. Couldn't let you nor your older brother and sister grow up poor."
After his mama left, D'MArio took a his family cookbook 'Broke in Baking' and said, "If only I could bring the city to the countryside."
Unknown to him, Horriblescope detected a Wonder Wish and decided to grant his wish, in a bad way.
Starling Academy.
Vivian was studying some black holes when she saw her boyfriend Bernard. After asking him what's wrong he answered, "I wish I could see Springtime for Loki,"
"The banned play?" Vivian asked, "Anyone in STarland tried to play it ends up dying laughing, literally."
"I know," Bernard said in disappointment, "MAria told me that she might wear a spring dress, in spring colors if she saw the play."
Vivian decided to cheer him up by taking him on a date to The Serpens City Music Hall in New Prism.
After he left, Vivian started looking for play productions, only to be interrupted by a SD mission given by Scarlett. She showed the countrysides of New Orleans making it look like The World Without George Bailey from It's A Wonderful Life. "Talk about rotten stardays." groaned Vivian, "WE're going to need Alesha and Georgia for this mission,"
"And I'm coming with you," she said, "I know how to handle dangerous situations like these."
Before Vivian could leave, she texted Bernard about going on a date tonight. Due to having little time to respond back, Scarlett teleported off to New Orleans.
New Orleans, Dog's Arrow Farms
Scarlett, Georgia, Alesha, and Vivian arrived in western apparel. They set foot on Dog's Arrow Farms was a dog ranch. Everywhere dogs were going around tearing the place limb to limb. "This isn't your average street fight." Alesha said.
Finding some old shoes, Alesha made it burn and tossed it really hard. This caused all the dogs head back to Dog's Arrow Farms.
At a costume store, Hydra came out wearing stolen New Orleans costumes, "Does this mask make my face fat?" Hydra asked, "Because Mardi Gras is French for Fat Tuesday."
"It doesn't," Vivian answered honestly, "But your brain is."
Outraged, Hydra summoned his Star Snakes. In an immediate attempt to save them, Vivian recited the bad reviews for Springtime For Loki
Springtime For Loki is the worst play ever- Townsville Tribune
Costumes are cheap, actors are talentless, scenery is too tacky- Gravity Falls Gossiper
Sound effects are too scary for kindergartners- The Gotham Globe.
"Springtime for Loki?" Hydra asked in horror, "I heard that the play is so awful, that people started laughing ice tea out of their noses, and their brains. I'm out."
Hydra teleported off, leaving behind the costume he stole.
Amongst the stolen items, his mask started to glow, meaning that it's another Wonder Wish: Home. The only thing left for them to do is to take care of D'Mario and his family.
XxoxX
At Dog's Arrow Farms, they found D'Mario, his 16-year-old brother Kwanzaa, and blind 13-year-old Steevie rounding up the puppies. After catching one, D'Mario smiled, because catching stray dogs without getting bitten was his specialty back in the city. He believed that Euthanization is a bad thing and had to take the pre-euthanized animals from the pet shop Kwanzaa worked/volunteered and took them to patrons around his old apartment and old elementary school. He'd even gave a catahoula to his step-father as his wedding present.
"Are you getting the feeling now, D'Mario?" Steevie asked while rescuing some sloughis from a barrel.
"I am now," D'Mario answered, "and my new school has a pet-sitting program where I can give stray dogs a home."
"That's great," Kwanzaa said, "but these puppy wolfdogs are really tearing up the gardening supplies."
By the door, their mother and Caucasian stepfather told them that a mysterious Mr. Ikol wanted to adopt all the puppy wolfdogs they got from their farm's website.
"Ikol?" Vivian asked quietly. "That sounds familiar."
Thinking back, Georgia recalled "Springtime for Loki" being banned from multiple universes for being too confusing. Scarlett found the play confusing, too.
Suddenly, Vivian got a message from Bernard.
Viv, be ready for our date in two hours.
The reminder gave Vivian an idea.
Serpense City Musical Hall, New Prism
Bernard was entering the theater when he saw Vivian decked out in Abba/Loki apparel. "Over here, Bernard!" she shouted.
Once Bernard sat down, the lights dimmed, the curtain opened, and everyone came out in Abba/Loki apparel and were singing "Springtime For Loki."
Norway was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new ruler to restore
To restore Its Loktastic glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that god be?
We looked around and then we found
The god for you and me
And now it's...
Vega came onstage as a a clown while the Sage, Libby, Scarlet, and Leona came out as clowns as well.
Springtime for Loki and Norway
Oslo is happy and gay!
Winter for Sweden and France
Springtime for Loki and Norway
Come on, Norwegians
Go into your dance!
The SDE danced like ducks while Carrie came out walking backwards.
I see green fire that is bright and merry, and that is why they call me Carrie
Bernard started to giggle while Vivian came up hopping.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Loki party!
After thirty seconds of tap dancing, Libby came onstage as to make announcement.
The king is coming, the king is coming, the king is coming.
Everyone made room for the main attraction.
Long live Loki!
From the curtain, a god with shoulder length back hair and wearing green appeared and struck a pose.
Long live myself
Long live me
I'm the god
Who's out to change our history
Everything I do, I do for you!
If you're looking for a war, here's a prank one in store!
Long live myself
Raise your root beer
Ev'ry nasty naughty Norwegian stand and cheer.
"'Springtime for Loki'!" laughed Bernard. "I always wanted to see the play. It's banned from every video site on the net. Anyone who watches the video version gets knocked out laughing."
"Relax," Cheryl explained. "My dad is the mayor. He won't press charges as long as we don't get too silly."
"You mean-" Bernard replied. Just as he was about to say something, everything started turning silly.
Sage, Scarlet, Libby, Leona, and Vega started acting like clowns, Alyssa, Alesha, and Cheryl bounced like bunnies, Tyra began acting like a worm, Shimmer and Shine, Lottie, Leslie, Pia and Carrie, Vivian and Georgia, and Bernard started, "This is silly."
"It *is* silly," Loki announced.
"We knew you couldn't resist your own play," Vega explained, "and we know how to fix this."
Scarlett snapped her fingers and Norwegian chicken feathers came out of the sky, turning everyone back to normal. "There goes my second act," sighed Loki.
The End.
