Prompt: "misconceptions about human procreation"
Pairings: Gen
Content Warnings: A mortifying mention of incest but absolutely none that actually occurs
Chapter 50: That was just awkward
Susan knit her eyes shut and tried not to sigh, while next to her, Lucy giggled helplessly from mortification into her hands. Finally, Susan managed to clear her throat. "No, Lord Jackatooth, we and our brothers will not be separating this spring-humans do not go into heat. There's no need to worry about... in-breeding."
"Oh!" the retriever nodded, "what a relief that will be for the builders-I'll cancel the proposal for the new rooms at once."
"See to it," Susan managed as Lucy slid right out of her chair and hid under the table. She wished very much to join her and pretend that conversation had never happened in the first place.
