A/N: Ladies and gentlemen… It is my great pleasure to introduce you to my first & latest story in 2022; "Delicious Pizzas & Bootylicious Cowgirls!".

It's a Total Drama X Powerpuff Girls crossover one-shot story with two chapters where our favorite tech geek & former Total Drama contestant, Cody Anderson is paired with the Soul Hayride Dancer! For some of you who don't know what that is, allow me to explain! She is a minor character from the Powerpuff Girls special, "The Powerpuff Girls: Dance Pantsed"…In case any of you have seen it, you might recognize her for mocking Professor Utonium's dancing skills and for her quote, "That's worse than a prairie dog stuck on a cactus on May!".

A few weeks ago, I watched the "Powerpuff Girls: Dance Pantsed" and fell in love with the Soul Hayride Dancer the moment I first saw her dancing with Professor Utonium…I mean, she was so beautiful, cute, alluring and THICC~! With those curves, smooth chocolate skin, and that cute Southern accent…I could defiantly see her as a potential girlfriend for Cody! At first, I wanted her to be part of the WWS-TKOA roster from AdventureKing2017's story, "Women Wrestling Submission – Total Knock-Out Association"...Which wasn't going to happen for a few certain reasons…That's all I can say, my friends! Now let's continue with the plot!

Since Total Drama World Tour, Cody has returned to his harsh life back at home where he is bullied by the jocks in his school and still gets rejected by all of the girls…Luckily, Sierra wasn't there to bother him anymore! Wanting to earn his own money for a completely new game computer he wants to buy, Cody has taken a part-time job as a delivery boy for Vito's Pizzeria. However, his life would forever change one day when he takes the last delivery to a bootylicious cowgirl & retired dancer! As it turns out, she has something much better than pizza to offer for our favorite tech geek~!

P.S. This crossover one-shot story is obviously Rated M since it involves lots of lemons, language, nudity, etc…You get my point! Just to let some of you who are underage beware of it!

Disclaimer: I'm not the owner of the rights to "Total Drama", "Powerpuff Girls" or Vito from "The Garfield Show"! Total Drama belongs to Fresh TV, Jennifer Pertsch, and Tom McGillis while Powerpuff Girls belongs to Hanna-Barbera, Cartoon Network, and Craig McCracken. Finally…Cody's boss and the owner of Vito's Pizzeria, Vito Cappelletti belongs to Paws, Inc., Dargaud Media, and Philippe Vidal!

Delicious Pizzas & Bootylicious Cowgirls!

Chapter 1: From Pizza Delivery to Fated Encounter!


In a windy evening in the middle of spring, Italian music could be heard from Vito's Pizzeria; a well-known pizza parlor located in Vancouver, Canada. You could just feel the tempting smell of freshly-made pizzas inside of the restaurant and everyone was in a good mood from tasting those delicious pizza pies made by the Italian chef/owner of this place…Vito Cappelletti. Since it was a successful day with lots of people who have come to eat his heavenly food, Vito was humming a song to himself as he pulled out an extra-large pepperoni pizza with some extra cheese, sweet pineapple & spicy jalapeno from the oven. Vito is a middle-aged man of average height who wears a green shirt, a white apron, brown shoes, and a red scarf. He also wears a chef's hat; dark-green plaid pants and wears a watch with a black dial on his left wrist. He is balding with brown hair around his sides and has a mustache. Satisfied with his work, the Italian chef placed the hot delicacy in a box.

"Hey, Cody! Come over here!" Vito shouted with a deep accent while standing being the large counter as he called out for his delivery boy. It didn't take three seconds before a young man swiftly made his way towards his boss and tried his best to hold back a loud yawn.

That delivery boy happens to be none other than Cody Emmet Jameson Anderson. He is a short and scrawny teenage boy who stood around 5'2 feet tall with short brown hair that parted in small bangs, teal eyes, and having a small visible gap on his teeth. Being a delivery boy from Vito's Pizzeria, his outfit consists of a red hat (similar in style to a fast-food restaurant employee's paper hat), red & white vertically striped button shirt with the initials "Vito's Pizzeria" is on the back area, red jeans along with red & white sneakers.

"Is there something you need, boss?" Cody asked his boss, feeling exhausted from all the previous deliveries he has done for today.

"Here you go, my dear boy!" Vito replied in a cheerful tone, shoving the cardboard pizza box and the receipt into Cody's arms. "Make sure you're back on time! You still have 3 pizzas left before you can go home!"

"Don't worry, Vito…I'll be back before you know it!" Cody assured his boss with a tired smile, strapping the box in the carrying case. Grabbing his helmet, the chestnut boy went outside to his dark-red moped. Putting it in the carrying basket and strapping it in, Cody got up on his bike, putting on his helmet, and revved up the engine before speeding off to his destination. As he drove up to the freeway, the skinny teenager noticed the advertising billboard with the announcement of "Total Drama: Revenge of Pahkitew Island", the newest & latest season of the popular reality TV show, Total Drama. It was also known to be hosted by Chris McLean; a selfish, greedy, and narcissistic man who enjoys putting all of the contestants in excruciating & gruesome challenges to stratify his own sadistic tendencies. Seeing the familiar smug smile from Chris on the billboard, Cody glared at it while tightening his grip on the handlebar of his moped.

"Why they haven't put that scumbag in jail yet, I'll never know! Man, I feel sorry for those poor bastards that will join McLean's torture show! Hopefully, they won't experience the same crap I went through during my time competing on Total Drama…"

That's right…Cody was one of those naive victims that had the unfortunate luck to be a contestant from Total Drama. Despite coming from a very rich family, Cody wasn't exactly the most popular kid in his school years and was always bullied for being considered a tech geek. In high school, the jocks loved to beat him to a pulp for their own sick amusement and he didn't have many friends. It didn't help the fact that Cody didn't have a chance of getting a girlfriend since all of the girls in his school wanted to date the more popular and sportier guys…All of them just happened to be the bullies who loved making his life a living hell. No matter how hard Cody has tried to get a girl's attention…He would always be rejected! Believing that no girl would ever want to be with him for who he is…Cody decided to act like a womanizer and call himself the "Codemeister", in hopes of finding love. Sadly, it only made the girls reject him much more harshly, and sometimes it would end with Cody either getting kicked in the nuts or getting his ass kicked by the girl's boyfriend!

If the chestnut boy's life in school was bad enough, it didn't help that his personal life was a complete mess as well. Many would believe that being in a rich family is a paradise…It's actually the opposite for Cody! Since his parents are always busy with their work, they never had time to be with their son and that made him feel very lonely. Cody's father, Henry Anderson is a stockholder of some of the biggest video game companies in the world such as Nintendo, Capcom, Sony Interactive Entertainment, and Activision Blizzard. Cody's mother, Trudy Anderson is the founder & president of one of the biggest charity organizations in the world. Don't get him wrong! Cody loves his parents and they are good people…But sometimes…There are times they seem to care more about work than him and it doesn't really help that they forget most of his birthdays.

One day after another harsh day in school, Cody discovered a commercial on TV that got his attention! Total Drama Island…A completely new reality show where 22 "lucky" teenagers would compete in a place called "Camp Wawanakwa", for the chance of winning the grand prize…100 000 dollars! Cody saw this as a chance to meet new people that will be his new friends and finally get a girlfriend! Once have sent his audition tape for the show, Cody would find himself as one of the 22 lucky teenagers in Canada to be accepted to Total Drama Island! Things started to look good for our favorite tech geek…However…As the saying goes…"Karma is a rotten & evil bitch!"…

Not only did Gwen, the beautiful Goth that Cody used to love choose two different guys over him, but he ended up making a dumbass of himself on national television. During the times on the two seasons, he has competed in…Cody got mauled by a bear, almost got eaten by a shark, other nasty encounters with a few animals, losing the chance to win some big cash twice, and worst of all…Being stalked by Sierra, a crazy stalker-girl who had a creepy obsession with him. She literally made the chestnut boy's time in "Total Drama World Tour" a living nightmare by stalking him every day and night. God…Now he knew how Gwen must've felt when he was acting like a perverted creep towards her during the first season…

After World Tour was over, Cody decided that he was done with Total Drama and never wanted to have anything to do with this terrible show again! Thanks to his parents who managed to threaten to sue the producers with a human rights case that they likely would have lost…Unless they tore up their son's contract so he wouldn't be forced into the show again. Cody's parents also managed to set up a restraining order against Sierra, after she continued to stalk him despite making a promise that she would just be his friend! Unfortunately, that didn't stop her, and as she continued her disturbing habit…Until she got arrested and was sent to a mental asylum. Luckily, she would no longer bother the tech geek anymore with his life.

Now that Cody thinks about it, Sierra might have been a headache to him the whole season of World Tour…But she also helped him survive several times. If she wasn't so crazy and impulsive, she maybe would have been the perfect candidate to be his girlfriend… Just maybe! Once he had returned to his old life in Vancouver, Cody still had no luck of being finding a girlfriend and was still getting bullied by the jocks in his school…Despite having become a popular contestant from Total Drama!

Four weeks later after coming back home, Cody desired to buy a new gaming computer. Since his birthday was already over and didn't want to be seen as a spoiled brat who relies on his parents to get him things, Cody took a part-time job as a delivery boy for Vito's pizzeria. It was at first a very hard job with delivering pizzas to several new places and he thought he would never get the hang of it…Luckily for him, Vito Cappelletti; the owner of the restaurant is a very kind and patient man who was very happy to teach him. Since then, Cody has become the best delivery boy the Italian chef had hired and has been working for Vito's Pizzeria for almost half a year now. If the tech geek had, to be honest, he started to love his part-time job.

Feeling now much better from remembering the good memories of working at Vito's Pizzeria, Cody smiled in relief when the traffic started to pick up as whatever had been obstructing the road was removed. Soon enough, the freeway was back to its original gong show and the chestnut boy used this chance to drive towards his destination to deliver the last pizza for tonight.


After leaving Vancouver, Cody drove for exactly 20 minutes before he finally reached his destination. Despite wondering why the delivery was so far away from the city, the chestnut boy stopped his moped in front of a giant titanium-made gate that read, "4000 Bowen Drive". Picking up a piece of paper, Cody sighed in relief that it was the very same address as his delivery. Being a delivery boy with over six months of experience, the tech geek knew exactly what to do. Getting out of his moped, Cody walked to the small intercom box and pressed the green button with his thumb. After a few seconds of static, a feminine voice spoke out from the intercom. "Howdy, who's there?"

"Uhm…The delivery boy from Vito's Pizzeria, ma'am…" Cody slowly replied after he cleared his throat. For a few seconds, nobody replied and the chestnut boy thought she had left until he heard the woman's voice once again. "Yee-haw! Well, about time you arrived, stranger! Cause I'm hungry as a starving vulture~! Just hold on to your hat, sweetheart…I'll open the gate for ya!"

Before Cody even had the chance to reply back, the giant gate had begun to open, allowing him entrance. Once the chestnut boy had once again mounted on his moped, he slowly drove around the long circular driveway-loop before he parked his two-wheeled vehicle at the entrance of the very large mansion. Once he dismounted his moped, the chestnut boy saw a fountain that makes up the center of the looped driveway & in front of the manor is a statue of a voluptuous cowgirl with a cheerful smile as she showed off her amazing & sexy figure. Despite coming from a very rich family, Cody looked at the huge residence with an awed ook as he found the place to be very high-ritz. "Sweet Jesus, that lady must be really loaded! Hopefully, I get a nice tip…"

Taking the pizza with him, Cody proceeded to walk towards the door until he got startled when he heard the giant titanium-made gate close down the driveway. Once he was sure that the gate was really closed, the chestnut boy continued making his way to the sparkling white door and rang the bell. As he patiently waits for his customer to come, Cody couldn't help but think about his misfortune when it came to getting a girlfriend. While he has been known as the good guy and making more friends than winning, he has noticed that those who continue to bully him already have lovely & beautiful girls while he has…Well, no one.

"I know the saying that 'good guys finish last, but best'…But it makes me sometimes wonder when that will come for me." Cody solemnly thought to himself while glancing down at the cardboard pizza box.

After waiting for a few more seconds, Cody heard the sound of footsteps and braced himself for the inevitable encounter. The moment the door opened, the tech geek began with his delivery announcement for the owner of the mansion.

"Good evening! Are you Ms. DeLisle who has ordered a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, pineapple, and spicy jalapeno from Vito's Pizzeria?"

"Oh, you can bet you're cute behind on that one, honey~!"

Hearing that familiar female voice, Cody opened his eyes and he is very much stunned to see someone that he believes is a goddess! Standing in front of him was a very beautiful and attractive African-American woman of average height with platinum blonde hair in a blunt bob haircut, aqua blue eyes, and notable freckles on her cheeks. She possesses a slender yet voluptuous figure with big breasts, huge hips, thick thighs, and a large round behind which gave her the silhouette of a fertility goddess. Her outfit consisted of a light blue cut-out catsuit accompanied with a pair of light blue detached sleeves with gold trim on each arm, grey cowboy gloves with gold trim, and pink heels with golden cowboy-like spurs. Her outfit also includes a golden ring chain belt with the rings are diamond-shaped, a cowboy scarf with light blue & golden patterns, a light blue cowboy hat with gold trim & the golden symbol of a cowboy wheel.

In the chestnut boy's view, she is a cowgirl goddess from the Wild West! Completely red from getting flustered over Miss DeLisle's incredible looks, Cody warms up so much it actually reheats the pizza in the box. The bootylicious cowgirl was busy checking out the chestnut boy, smiling as she sees a good, young man who is currently admiring her…But doesn't look at her like she was a fine piece of meat.

"Listen; darling…I seem to have left my wallet inside. Oh, I'm such a silly gal~!" Miss DeLisle giggled to Cody in a carefree manner, moving to the side with a sweet smile. "Why don't you come inside and make yourself at home?"

"Huh?! Oh, sure…Why n-not…Don't wanna be rude by rejecting your invitation! Hehehe…" Cody stammered nervously to the attractive cowgirl, feeling embarrassed that he probably looked like a doofus in front of her. Miss DeLisle only giggled at the delivery boy's shy demeanor and found it honestly to be quite adorable. The tech geek grew relieved when he saw that the bootylicious customer nodded her head towards him as a way to tell him that it was alright. Gulping nervously, Cody carefully stepped forward and went inside her humble abode. Once he took off his shoes, Cody was amazed by what he sees inside, not just the size of the house…But how it was decorated.

The chestnut boy noticed that the hallway is long, but also spacious so that many people can go through it. Or in this case, the delicious booty size of the owner~! Quickly getting rid of that dirty thought, Cody has also noticed that the hallway has pictures of Miss DeLisle in different kinds of dance poses that looked oddly familiar to him. Not only were there pictures of the bootylicious cowgirl in arousing dance poses…There were also other pictures of her past. The left wall features her milestones and such in what appeared to be from her career, while the right showcases family & personal pictures. Cody was so entranced with the hallway that he doesn't see or hear Miss DeLisle closing and locking the door. Nor does he see the seductive look that was on the cowgirl's face.

Looking around the nicely decorated house, Cody's focus was back on the bootyful beauty when she gently tapped his shoulder to get his attention. Miss DeLisle gestured with her finger that he should be the one to enter the living room since he is her guest. Giving her a nervous yet grateful smile, the chestnut boy went in and looked around with a very awed look. The living room is wide and spacious, with luxurious leather couches and chairs, plus throw pillows, but is quite tasteful. Not overly gaudy and such. The living room has a large 65-inch LG C1 OLED, with shelves on the left & right side that hold about 10 shelves. The right shelf holds various DVDs/Blu-Rays that show both modern and classic movies/TV series. The left shelf holds books; novels, paperbacks, hardcovers, and more. There was also a clear glass coffee table that has multiple remotes for the TV, DVD/Blu-Ray Player, and also lights for them to be lowered or turned on/off. The living room also had a very large trophy case near the right side of the TV with various prizes and trophies.

Cody couldn't but notice that the living room gives off a modern, but rustic air that makes it more warm and enjoyable. Inside are decorated Western gears like cowboy boots, tumbleweed fixtures on the coffee table that also act as a candle holder in the middle where one can put scented candles in there. There were also dark brown metal fixtures that showcase various Texas signs, in certain spots, like one that shows a star with the words above "LONE" and underneath it "STAR". Another is above the walls that separate the first floor from the second floor are old-school lanterns, like the kind that show back in the Wild West. But it comes with a modern twist, as the lights inside can be turned on and dimmed/brightened with a switch near the door & also a remote control that is on the coffee table.

"Wow, this is a pretty nice place you've got there, Miss DeLisle! It's like I'm actually in a cowboy-themed hotel!" Cody said to his attractive host in an excited tone, similar to that of a child visiting an amusement park.

"Aw, thanks for the compliment, hon! Since I'm from Texas and proud of it…I hired a few architects to renovate my cozy little mansion and make it feel like home!" Miss DeLisle smiled, rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly. Seeing her smile, Cody found it very touching that she wanted to make her home remind her of the times she lived in Texas. If he didn't know any better, the tech geek would have guessed that she must really miss her old home & family very much. Once Cody decided to investigate Miss DeLisle's nicely decorated home, he finally noticed all of the trophies and the other prizes that were shown in the living room. All are of various sizes and shapes, but a majority of them show 1st or Grand Prize. Some are 2nd and 3rd Place, but they are few and far in-between. Wanting to take a closer look, Cody puts down the pizza box on the coffee table and goes to examine the trophies. The tech geek has been so caught up in seeing both a mature beauty goddess, the inside of the manor, and now the trophies…That he forgot that he is merely here to deliver the pizza to Miss DeLisle and go back to Vito's Pizzeria.

"Wow, cool…Do all of these trophies belong to you, ma'am?" Cody asked the bootylicious cowgirl feeling completely amazed from analyzing one of the biggest gold cups in the trophy case.

"You're darn tootin', partner!" Miss DeLisle nodded towards the chestnut boy with a bright smile. "Won all of these little babies from all the competitions I have participated in during my career as a dancer! Not wanna brag or anything, baby…But I was one hell of a mighty dancer! Not only did I get the pleasure of being part of "Soul Hayride" and "Country Road Dance Party"…I was also recognized as one of "USA's Top 10 Dancers of All Time"!"

"You used to be a world-renowned dancer? Man, it must've been awesome!" Cody cried out with excitement with eyes literally turned into stars.

"HAHAHA, YEE-HAW…You're absolutely right, darling! It sure was a hog-killing time!" Miss DeLisle laughed from remembering the good ole times of her dancing career while slapping her knee. Once she had calmed down, the voluptuous beauty grew a small smile on her gorgeous face. "But once I've been offered a job as the TV host for "Dance of the Legends!"…I've started to think about my future. Shortly after, I've given up on my dancing career and announced my retirement…Which was about six months ago."

"Hmmm…Now that you mention it…I think I have heard on the news about your retirement, Miss DeLisle." Cody replied to the bootylicious cowgirl with a very thoughtful look. Once he looked at her very familiar face and remembers her name, Cody's eyes widened in surprise when he realized who he was talking to. "Holy shit, I can't believe it! You're…You're "The Ravishing Cowgirl" Montana-Jane DeLisle; one of the greatest dancers in the 21st Century?!"

"Hehehehe…In the flesh, partner!" Montana-Jane giggled at Cody since she found his stunned face and actions adorable. "Judging by the way you jumped like a startled jackrabbit…I'll take it that you're one of my sweet, loyal fans?"

"W-Well, if I have to be honest…I have watched a few of your music videos and one of your past competitions that were broadcasted for the entire world to see." Cody slowly admitted with a shy smile, blushing like a lobster from meeting one of the many female celebrities he had a huge crush on. "From my point of view, you were truly a spectacular dancer! From the way, you danced and competed…I could tell that those trophies you have won were truly earned!"

"Oh, stop it! You're making me blush, ya silly greenhorn!" The bootylicious cowgirl teased the chestnut boy, feeling flattered from hearing him praising her dancing skills.

"No, I'm serious! I meant every word I said, Miss DeLisle." Cody cheerfully admitted to Montana-Jane before he looked down at the floor in guilty. "Which is why I want to say I'm sorry for having missed your other amazing videos…Since I've been busy surviving the show."

"Huh…Show? What do you mean?" Montana-Jane slowly inquires Cody with a raised eyebrow, feeling a little confused.

"(sigh)…It means that I've been busy with competing in Total Drama Island." Cody slowly answered the thicc cowgirl's question. "That's the reason why I wasn't able to see your other shows…"

Now, this had the bootyful country girl speechless since she was a fan of Total Drama and that favorite contestant was Cody! Slowly realizing who is in front of her, Montana-Jane was amazed and quite impressed that her all-time favorite contestant was actually in her mansion. Growing worried about Miss DeLisle's silent expression, Cody was afraid that she was mad at him for missing most of her videos. Gulping down nervously, the chestnut boy was about to ask Miss DeLisle if she was alright. However, he didn't have the chance before she grew a very excited smile on her face and swiftly rushed towards him.

"YEE-HAW! Oh, sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! I can't believe it…It's really you!" Montana-Jane cheered wildly, pulling Cody in a tight hug, which caused him to blush since her sizable breasts were now pressing against his torso. "It's you! It's you! It's you, it's you…It's you! IT'S REALLY YOU!" The bootylicious cowgirl released the chestnut boy from her bone-breaking hug and looked at him with a wide, bright smile. "Who would've thought that Cody Anderson from Total Drama would come to my home of all places?"

"Hold on! D-Do I get this right, Miss DeLisle…You actually know about me and Total Drama?" Cody slowly asked Montana-Jane, who simply nodded at his question. The tech geek was still flustered from the thicc cowgirl's hug.

"Yup, I absolutely loved that show, honey!" Montana-Jane said with a very excited smile which showed her bright, shiny, white teeth. "I've been a fan of it since the series first started and have been keeping a track of it since then. Most of the contestants were pretty interesting...But you have always been my favorite, Cody! Though I was very disappointed with how World Tour ended since I really wanted you to win all the way. If it weren't for that manipulative coyote, Alejandro…Things would have been different for sure!"

Cody was honestly stunned in disbelief to see that such a thicc, bootyful and boobalicious babe like Montana-Jane DeLisle is a fan of his. Blushing, the tech geek was flattered by her kind words and actions.

"I still can't believe that I'm actually talking to you, Cody! Who would've thought that you would've become the one to deliver my pizza?" Montana-Jane happily told Cody with an amused smile before she grew a confused look while slightly tilting her head. "You know…Now that I think about it, why are you a delivery boy for Vito's Pizzeria? I mean, If I'm not mistaken…Aren't you from a filthy rich family?"

The shapely cowgirl's question brought back Cody to earth and he didn't know how to respond. Seeing the saddened look on the younger man's face, Montana-Jane felt ashamed & mostly angry with herself for asking such a personal question. God, how could she be so darn stupid?! Glancing towards the chestnut boy softly, the bodacious country girl realized she had to fix this. "I'm peskily sorry for having touched a sore spot. If you don't wanna tell me…I will respect your wishes-"

"No, no, no…It's cool!" Cody quickly assured Miss DeLisle, taking a seat on the couch. "It would honestly be nice for once to have someone to talk to…But are you sure that you really want to know why I took this job? It's a pretty long story…"

"Hey, I'm a proud cowgirl from Fort Worth, Texas! Where I'm from…We love long stories!" Montana-Jane softy said to the tech geek as she sat beside him. "I'm all ears, sweetheart!"

Cody heaved a sigh, staring down at the floor. He had not been very open to many people about his issues with getting bullied, being harshly rejected by all of the girls in his school and the crap he has been put through in Total Drama. Mostly cause the tech geek knew that he would only make himself a bigger target in school and that his parents were busier with their work to help him out with his problems. Now for the first time in his life, Cody had someone to talk about the crap he's been dealing with for most of his life.

"(Sigh)...Okay, I'll tell you." Cody said as he began to tell his life story to the bootyful country gal. "For most of my life, I have always been a geek…"

One hour has passed, Cody had gone over everything that has happened to him from being bullied by all of the jocks in his school, getting coldly rejected by all of the girls, and that his parents weren't a part of his life since they were more occupied with their jobs. He also told Montana-Jane about his reasons for joining Total Drama Island and all the shit he's through with during his time there such as being mauled by a bear, stalked by Sierra, and his former crush, Gwen choosing two different guys over him. Cody continued by telling the bootylicious cowgirl that once World Tour was over, he was completely done with Total Drama with the help of his parents who threatened to sue the producers if they didn't terminate his contract along with putting a restraining order on Sierra.

"…When that psychopath continued to stalk me for days, Sierra was luckily arrested by the police and got sent to a mental asylum from what I've heard." Cody chuckled bitterly, telling more of his past. "Thank God, I won't have to worry about her making my life much worse. Sadly, things continued to be the same for me…Being once again bullied and having shitty luck with romance. Wanting to take a break from all that junk, I've decided to take a part-time job to earn enough money to buy a new game computer. I wanted to prove that I wasn't some rich boy who expected to have everything handed to him on a silver platter. Luckily, I managed to get a job as a delivery boy for Vito's Pizzeria and have worked at this place for almost half a year now. Gradually, I've started to really enjoy my work as a delivery boy…But that doesn't change the fact that I'm still a scrawny, little loser who will never have a girlfriend…Fuck, I'm so pathetic!"

With a miserable expression on his face, Cody sniffled as he wiped away the growing tears from his eyes. It took a few moments for Montana-Jane to speak since she was slowly taking in what the tech geek had just told her. The curvaceous country gal felt her heart tug on her strings when she saw his hopeless expression and couldn't help but feel sorry for the poor lad. She would've never thought that her favorite Total Drama-contestant had such a rough life! She knew that he had gone through a lot of crap competing in Total Drama…But she never could have imagined that he was tormented by a bunch of bulldozing scum and being treated like trash by all of those rotten tramps in his school!

"I'm sorry to hear that, Cody…You didn't deserve all the bullshit that has happened to you." Montana-Jane gently told Cody while putting her hand on his left leg. This action caused the tech geek to look up at her surprised, as he was used to most girls treating him like he was nothing but garbage. "Especially with that Sierra-gal...From what I've seen of her actions in World Tour, that girl is as crazy as popcorn on a hot stove!"

"Gee…Thanks for listening, Miss DeLisle." Cody thanked Montana-Jane quietly, showing a small grateful smile. "It really means a lot to me! It feels great for once in my life to have somebody to talk to!"

"No need for thanks, sugar! I'm just your friendly neighborhood cowgirl who will always lend a helping hand!" Montana-Jane shrugged in an easy-going way, showing a warm smile that made Cody's heart literally melt.

Seeing that adorable & sweet smile return on his face, Montana-Jane couldn't believe that a sweet guy such as Cody has suffered a great deal of hell in his life and deserves better. With a mischievous smile growing on her face, she realized that she could give the younger boy something much more precious and valuable than money to pay for the pizza he delivered. And to also prove once it for all…That nice guys do finish last, but they finish best~!

"If you don't mind, I would like to pay for the pizza, sweetheart…But not with money~!" The alluring woman whispered to Cody with a seductive look in her eyes that makes him gulp nervously. But at the same…It also made him quite thrilled at the same time. His excitement slowly shows as his little soldier starts to rise through his pants, with Montana-Jane actually becoming impressed on seeing the bulge, as she assumes that it's much bigger than it looks currently. And she is going to be proven right when the time comes for some real fun~! And that Cody is much larger & longer than his frame shows with the retired dancing celebrity is NOT going to give up something like that to anyone…But right now, that part would have to wait!


Hehehe…Well, well…It looks like Cody's terrible luck with the ladies is about to change…With the lovely, bootylicious retired dancer…Montana-Jane DeLisle, aka Soul Hayride Dancer!

I hope that all of you have enjoyed this first chapter of my crossover one-shot story, "Delicious Pizzas & Bootylicious Cowgirls!"…Originally, I was planning to make it longer and don't have any chapters at all. Until I realized that I'm going to be moving to my new house in a couple of days. Let me tell you…It's probably the nicest & fanciest home that I will possibly live in! Once I have moved in and packed up all of my stuff, I will start on the next chapter of "Delicious Pizzas & Bootylicious Cowgirls!"…Cross my heart and hope to die!

I would also like to apologize for not having been able to update some of my other stories…I've been busy lately with my work and had my mind occupied with other things such as Christmas, New Year, and moving into a new place! All of you who are patiently waiting to see my other stories being updated…I can assure you that once I'm done with "Delicious Pizzas & Bootylicious Cowgirls!"...You have my word I will update them…Especially "Cody's Total Dramatic Marriage!" and "Cody Anderson: History's Strongest Teacher!"…Now look on the bright side! You've got at least something to forward to, my friends!

I've also wanted to thank fellow Fanfiction author, DJ Rodriguez, for have helped me out with this story! His ideas are truly amazing and I couldn't have come this far without him! He deserves all the credits for being such a helpful & good-hearted person! I would also like to recommend to you, wonderful readers…To read DJ Rodriguez's stories…Such as, "Danny Fenton: Chaotic Adventure"!

In the next/ final chapter…Montana-Jane will give Cody a personal tour around her mansion and give him a well-deserved reward in the master bedroom…Which will obviously end with the bootylicious cowgirl riding the tech geek~! YEE-HAW!

Now, if you have any thoughts or ideas for this one-shot crossover story…I would be happy to listen, my dear readers! Continue with reviewing, following, and favorite my story! Or you could just PM me If that's easier!

See you later, alligator!