Okay this is a short extra about Harry and dating Sims.

Brought to you by The Gamer!

Which I am currently re-reading myself!

YAY!


One day Harry Potter woke up and his life was a dating Sim. There was a pink sparkling notebook on his desk with girls names in it. The first was Ginerva Weasley so the names were not in Alphabetical order.

Harry pressed her name and was suddenly outside being presented with choices.

This is your first date what do you do?

Buy her flowers?

Come empty handed.

Don't show up?

He thought about it and supposed that buying a girl flowers would make a good impression. So he pressed Buy her flowers and was suddenly holding a single red rose in his head. Ginny suddenly appeared in front of him.

He opened his mouth and held out the flower but she was suddenly hugging.

"Oh, Harry I'm so glad that we're going to be dating!" She said, and tried to kiss him.

He tried pushing her away and dropped the rose.

"Come on kiss me we're dating now!" Ginny said. "Oh, this so perfect! We're going to get married and have three kids and live in a giant house with house-elves waiting on us hand and foot..."

Harry pulled his wand and when he walked away Ginny was laying in a heap with her eyes spinning in her head.

Simulation failed.


The next name one the list was Cho Chang.

Harry blushed and tried to flatten his hair and make himself look smart.

When she appeared he presented her with a rose.

"It's beautiful thank you." She said, to him softly.

"You're dress is very pretty." He told her.

She stared at the ground.

"Er...did you read about the Wasps? I heard their Star Chaser is going to go to the National Team..."

Tears filled her eyes.

"Uh...Do you want to go for some tea?"

Cho burst out crying and ran away.

Simulation Failed.


Doom and Gloom surrounded Harry as he looked at the next name in the book.

Luna Lovegood.

"I don't even know who that is." He realized. "Oh, well, lets try again."

When she appeared he was a little taken back. She was cute but her earrings were weird and he had a feeling that this was someone he wouldn't want to date. Sure enough she was off talking about stuff he didn't understand.

Player has gone brain dead.

Simulation failed.


Next Hermione Granger.

Hermione appeared in front of him.

"Uh..." Harry said, blinking at her. "So there is this bookshop not far from my place that I hear has good coffee wanna go?"

"Sounds great!" Hermione cheered.

In a flash they were at the bookstore both Harry and Hermione sitting at a table reading books and drinking coffee completely ignoring each other in perfect none awkward silence.

Simulation failed.


"How was that a fail?" Harry yelled at whatever Game was now controlling his life. "That's totally something Hermione and I would do! Except perhaps the coffee as neither of us drink it!"

No one and nothing answered him until.

Your next date has arrived.

Ron was standing in front of him instantly talking about the Cannons. Harry took the opportunity to use a Full body bind then set Ron on fire and walked away.

Simulation Failed.


Sirius appeared in front of Harry.

"So, what's up?" Sirius hit Harry hard on the back in greeting. "What do you want to do today? It's all about you! Oh, I know lets go to an amusement park."

Sirius dragged Harry around the park from rides, to games, to eating then the Aurors showed up and they were engaged in the fight of their lives.

simulation failed.


"It's his own fault!" Harry yelled at the game. "Ugh...that was exhausting and why are there guys on this list?"

Remus Lupin appeared in front of Harry next.

"Hello, Harry what would you like to do today?"

"So there's this bookstore near my place and I hear they have good coffee." Harry said, "Would you like to go?"

"I would love to." Remus said. "That sounds nice."

So they walked to the bookstore and were soon sitting absorbed in their own books and sipping coffee.

SIMULATION FAILED!


Last Date!

"Thank Merlin for that!" Harry cried.

Severus Snape appeared before Harry.

"ER..." Harry said.

"SPEAK UP POTTER WHAT IS IT!"

"Uh..."

"WELL OUT WITH IT! YOU ARE SO MUCH LIKE YOUR FATHER..."

Berating continues for hours as there is no one to stop Snape.

Simulation Failed.


Harry falls into bed screaming into his pillow.