Severus took Potter straight to the Hospital Wing then cursed himself it was full of Death Eaters straight from Azkaban and just about everyone else who'd been brought here by Magic.
"Poppy, I was remiss in remembering Potter's condition would mean that he couldn't Side-Long and Apperated him back to the school." Severus drawled. " I do after all need to do quite a bit of brewing..."
"Yes, yes." Poppy sighed looking around. "Now where to put him. You there, Rosier you've just lost your bed. Harry always uses that one when he's here. Move along now."
"No, that's fine, Mr. Rosier." Hermione said, clinging to Remus' arm. "DOBBY!"
The elf appeared.
"Please bring Harry's special bed and set it in front of the fire please and please bring my stuff as well. I don't think I'll be leaving here tonight."
Dobby vanished and reappeared with a mattress which he set in front of the blazing fire.
"Just set him down there." Hermione instructed Snape. "He likes sleeping in front of the fire. He gets really cold really easily."
Severus cocked his eyebrow and laid Potter down on the mattress. Harry curled up in to a ball on his right side instantly facing the fire and shivering. Severus rolled his eyes and flicked his wand at the fireplace intense heat filled it and drifted across the room causing several Death Eaters to moan in pleasure.
"I really need to learn that one." Poppy tutted. "Remus, get your godson ready for bed. Miss. Granger, a Stomach Soother?"
"Oh, yes please." Hermione whined sitting on the mattress next to Harry. Remus was magically changing Harry into his pjs with just a tap of his wand. "You know how harry and I are insisting we're going to learn to Heal?" Poppy nodded. "Well, neither of us have actually started and I was wondering if you would cast a scan that would tell us what all is wrong with us so we know when we're doing it right and can compare results?"
"That is very much doable, Miss. Granger, now stop trying to be a Slytherin and tell me what you really want." Poppy chuckled and Hermione blushed redder than Ron's hair.
"We think someone's been slipping potions into our food." Harry moaned. "Fire feels good, thanks, Snape."
"What he said." Hermione sighed. "I'd rather not go into why we think that but we have confirmation that someone has been dosing me with out of date Love Potions. That someone is on his way to a good hexing from me and a good cursing from Harry later as we already figured out who it is. But we were thinking that the reason I didn't notice the Potion was because my body is having too many potions shoved in it...does that make sense?"
"Yes, Miss. Granger it does." Severus and Poppy replied. "Potter too?"
"I believe so I'm afraid there's a Gryffindor 4th year girl whose been stalking him and she's not above using out of date Love Potions to get her way."
"Why out of date?" Bellatrix LeStrange actually asked. "The just made stuff works better."
"I wouldn't know." Hermione deadpanned. "But I must be better at this subtle thing then I thought I was sure I was actually being rather clear."
Harry snorted and reached back to pat her head.
"No really, I thought I was." Hermione insisted. "Harry Potter, you've broken me! You are grounded from Slytherin watching for two weeks!"
Harry huffed at her.
That earned a few chuckles and Hermione the scans. Hermione's scans were average except when it came to when she entered Hogwarts then Potions appeared in her system.
"Professor, I'm really going to be sick..." Hermione warned.
Severus got her the stomach Soother and she downed it in one go. Impressing many people in the room she motioned to Harry.
"I'm sorry, dear." Harry is asleep again so he can't consent and you are not his parent and/or magical guardian."
Hermione hit Padfoot who turned his head away. He was at the end of the mattress she pointed her wand a began a series of Stinging Hexes. Padfoot became Sirius Black much to most peoples shock.
"I, Sirius Black, Lord of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black , do hereby give you permission to use a complete scan on my godson one Harry James Potter Heir to the Most Ancient and Noble Houses of Potter and Black. I give you full permission to identify every wound and injury Harry has ever had with whatever scans you may need to do so."
Hermione gave a satisfied nod and looked a Madam Pomfrey.
"There, straight from the mouth of his Magical Guardian."
"err..." Madam Pomfrey said, she gave an awkward shrug and looked at the Aurors. "Is that permission legal?"
"Well, yes." Madam Bones head of the DMLE said, "He is legally Mr. Potter's magical guardian as laid down in Lord Potter's will..."
"Ugh, I'll never get any sleep with all of you talking!" Harry sat up putting his glasses back on. "and no offense to Sirius or anything but why would my dad's will matter when it comes to who gets custody of me? You see it's just 'Mione and I were doing some research in getting me away from the Dursley's that's my family and I came across a law that said something like, 'In reference to a child the will of the parent who was killed last shall be taken into effect.' Right?"
"That is correct." Madam Bones said, with a nod.
"Well, thanks to those damn Dementors back in third year I know for a fact that my dad died first yelling at my mom to take me and go my mom died in my nursery begging him ..." Harry pointed at Tom Riddle who actually looked like an older version who came out of the Diary. "To not kill me. He killed my mom because she wouldn't move out of the way. I've seen it and I've heard it. So given that fact it would be my mother's will, the will of Lily Potter nee Evans, that would be in effect when it came to who gets custody of me not my dad's, Lord James Potter's , will."
"I would give you a bar of chocolate if I didn't think they'd all been laced with potions." Hermione told Harry happily, "Good job, Harry."
Sirius looked a mixture of pride and hurt and Remus was just smiling softly.
"Normally, that would be the case yes, but we've never been able to find Mrs. Potter's will."
"you couldn't have told me that before I went to Gringotts." Harry moaned. "Business Screen, Gringotts." A screen appeared in front of him and Hermione leaned over to see what he was doing. "Which friggin vault would she put that in? I really need to condense."
"Check the main vault." Sirius said, "That's where I would keep mine. Actually, that is where I'm keeping mine, just so you know."
Harry nodded.
"There it is." Hermione said, having read the list faster than Harry. " Wills x2. That has to be both your mom and dads wills."
"Okay, I'll have the Goblins ship them over." He pressed a few things on the screen. "Okay, according to this the wills will be here by breakfast."
"Er...thank you, Mr. Potter."
"Actually it's Lord Potter." Harry corrected and showed the room his ring. Dumbledore looked pissed. "Which is how I have access to the main vault. The Goblins were so terribly helpful today."
"Oh, I wonder why?" Hermione said sarcastically.
"My charming goods looks, and wonderful personality?" Harry guessed, playing innocent.
Sirius and Remus both broke out laughing while Snape snorted.
Harry woke to an owl pecking at him. He sat up and put his glasses on.
"You are not Hedwig." he told the owl, who shook it's leg at him. He took the letter and tried to give the owl a treat but it flew off. "Oh, it's from Gringotts." He opened it " 'Mione wake up, my head hurts too bad to read this. 'Mione! 'Mione!"
Hermione sat up with a huff and grabbed the letter she quickly read through and summarized it for Harry.
"Basically, they're glad you got the wills out and are offering to hold a will reading that's already been paid for the approved list of people are at the bottom of the page. There's also a very subtle hint that reading one or both of the wills will get Sirius cleared of all charges." Hermione yawned. " Oh, it also said, that the wills you're holding are only copies because once you requested them the real one's were put into a queue for upcoming will readings all you need to do is send confirmation on when you want this done."
"Oh, okay." Harry said, nodding. "I'll just do that right now after you put up one of those Silencing Wards and read me the list of people to be in attendance."
"No need. Everyone on this list is either DMLE or very trusted people close to your parents the only one I'm having trouble understanding is why Professor Snape's name is on this list."
"That is of none of your concern!" Severus snapped.
Both teens jumped and looked at him. Harry looked defiant instantly. Hermione looked curious.
"We'll find out anyway." Harry sneered a sneer worthy of Severus himself. "That's what we're best at after all. You should know that by now..."
Hermione was suddenly wide awake her eyes wide in shock. She was suddenly whispering frantically in Harry's ear. Suddenly, Harry looked very shocked.
"You know suddenly I don't want my mom's will read anymore." Harry shivered.
"You never know." Hermione replied with a shrug.
Harry went to get up.
"LAY DOWN THIS MINUTE!" Poppy bellowed from her office and Harry sat with a huff. Poppy came charging out of her office waving a scroll at him a very long scroll with a list of every injury he'd ever had. He'd forgotten she'd used the Scan on him. He'd fallen asleep before the first six inches had been finished. He sighed and pulled his Healing books out of his Inventory and waved them back at her. "I insist!"
"and I decline!" Harry yelled back. "I'm doing it myself with 'Mione!"
Hermione sighed, now she had a headache.
Harry and Madam Pomfrey continued aruging.
