It's a bird! It's a Kamikaze plane! It's the amazing Hawaiian Man!

The date is 11/11/1941, the 18th anniversary of the end of the so called "Great War" that occured approximately 18 years ago in some far-off continent of "You're Up". Japan might have been one of the so called "good guys" back then but due to their government's own evil delusions of being the victims of a world-wide conspiracy to stop the advancement of the glorious Japanese power they were destined to many bad and possibly EVIL things in order to satiate the prolonged disease that is the 1940s Japanese government (not their people, I might add).

"The Japanese are planning an evil attack on the Hawaiian Islands!", said Jack Harbinger, a sleeper agent of the ill-fated Japanese Empire of Japan.

"How preposterous! The Japanese are our good allies! We've maintained peace with them for over 18 years! How could they, the Japanese, ever betray our neutrality. If they were to do that, it would mean that they would awaken a sleeping giant of sorts, which is the US!", stupendously said by the moronic, Harold Kingsworth, the leader of military do-has in the military bases of America in the United States of America's soon-to-be 50th state which was of course was obviously the former Kingdom of Hawaii which was graciously handed over by the wonderful folk of the Sugar Industry back in 1910.

But it turned out that the moronic moron that was Hareld Kingsworth was WRONG!

That very night, a fleet of horrendously incapable Japanese Kamikaze pilots had somehow stumbled their evil bodies to Hawaii to perpetrate the most evil act ever seen before on the Hawaiian Islands of Hawaii. And in the ashes, a superhero of the greatest caliber was beginning to form to defend against such vile acts by any world power on the small, beautiful islands of the former kingdom of Hawaii which was annexed by the United States of America, a republic most graceful and founded by wonderful gentlemen who wanted America to be governed by the democratic processes such as the Electoral College and the Supreme Court, willingly as they knew that their part in American history would be most graceful and all that is good.