(GUYS GUYS GUYS!H YE GUYS IVE REUTTTTTTRNED! SORRY I LEFT BUT MY FATHER TOOK MY PC CAUSE I HAD FAILED ALL THE BORING SUBJECTS LIKE MATHS OR HISTROY AND WHOC ARES YOU KNOW?! THAT WAS SUCH A RUDE MOVE! SO YES THATS WHY THE LSAT CHAPTER WAS SO RUSHED BUT IT WSA STILL COOL MY GOOOOOD! SO YEAH MY FATHER BROKE THE PC THEN BY ACCIDENT BECAUSE THE DOG PEED ON IT OR SOMETHING IDK HE NEVER TOLED ME!
SO I FORGOT HOW THE PLOT WAS GOING BUT WHO CARWS LETSW MAKE A NEW PART! ALSO STONE OCEAN CAME OUT OR SOMEHNG AND IM WATCHING IT :D)
Diavolo woke up after Girno punched him to death by his fists and he died just he didnt and then he did but then he didnt and that that again you know youve watched the show im sure sorry if you ddnt ;9
"HOW MANY TIMES AM I, THE GREAT DIAVOLO! GOING TO DIE!?" he cried and then he died because he scremed so much he drowned.
He then woke up somehow in another palce and strated to run cause he was like terrifed because he had just died and then he saw his great dead body and died because it was too mchu for him.
Then he woke up nera a prision (LIKE PART 6! okay guys so i havent watched part 6 yet and i know nothing about it so im making thnigs up form now on k?)
he ran towards the prision because everyone knows that but he triped ona dogs shit and then he fall to a ground where the was a pig who was poisoned becase a hunter had done that to hunt a lion but diavolo bit the pig because he got scared and maybe th epig woudll bite him first so Diavolo is now dead again but its fine cause he respawned in the prision this time.
"LOCK ME UP!" he screamed while grabbing a policeman so hard his shirt exploded.
"sorry but you havent killed someone yet" the police bored while he was so shocked that his eyes popped out becase he had just seen diavolo respwan in front of him.
"OKAY!" roared diavold and then he punched a person that was around there who was a prisioner because thats what there is in prision but he was escaping because he wasnt in a cell so the prision guard thanked diavolo and then he gave him a prize like a lamborini and two lottery tickets but he didnt want any of that because he just wanted to be locked up so he doesnt die so he chewed the prize and then the lambini exploded cause that happens when you bit a car ig.
Diabolo then respawned inside a cell and now he was happy and then he saw HIS ROOM MATE WAS FUCKING YOWN YOEMOON! Yown was so cool diavolo died because his brain exploded but hes fine dont worry guys and also yown knew rhat.
"A priest revived me once more and since this is a work of god i am not a stupid zombie vampite werewolf and thank god cause that was fucking stupid!" cheered Yown with a serious and cool look on his face
"cool" said diavoloo who was out of words because of yowns coolness
-MEANWHILE AT THE PRISIONS CHURCH? I GUESS PRISIONS HAVE THAT?-
"With Yown alive, now the balance of coolness is restored…" said a mysterious priest with an stupid star hairstyle "Now I can do the lamest thing ever and god wont kill me…"
-Meanwhile Yown was explaining cool things as always-
"the pope reviveded me to be lame so he can do FUCKING EVIL THIIIIIIIIINGS!" roared yown because he disliked being used "so thats why we have to kill that pope"
(OMGGG WHAT IS THE POPES PLAN?! I DONT KNWO BUT I KNOW ILL THINK OF SOMETHING COOL AS ALWAYS ;)
"ha! a battle against a pope! a dign battle for the great DIAVOLO!" smiled diavolo because something good was finally hapening to him
so they broke the door of their cell and started to escape prision which the guards didnt like because that door was paid with their taxes so they tried to shoot thim down but diavolo was immune to guns because king crimson can do that (I FINALLY WATCHED PART 5 TO THE END GUYS! NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT KING CRIMSON DOES!)
yown and diavolo escaped jail
"where is the pope?!" asked diavolo wanting to kill him
"his church is inside the prision lETS GO GET HIIIM!" screamed yown so strong that diavolo screamed too because it would be uncomfortable otherwise
they rushed back inside so the guards thought they were giving up and going back to the cell so insted of shooting they smiled and waved at him but they didnt know this was a part of their plan so they didnt shoot them! (so smart i know)
but when they were running, a prisioner grabbed diavolos foot and made him fall to the floor so fast the jail was destroyed because the fall was powerful but diavolo was more powerful than the fall and the prision together.
"JOTARO?!" shocked yown so shockingly that all the alarms would have turned onet and then break if they werent broken and on already
(REMEMBER HE WAS IN JAIL IN PART 3?! THIS MAKES SENSE!9
"He punched me when i got tired of being arrested" said Jotaro intimidatingly spitting some blood
"Yes… I remember that…" smiled Diavolo wanting a good fight (Do you remember guys? it happened today)
Yown understood because aside from cool, he was also smart so he ran to the church once more and diavolo and diavolo battled.
Jotaro and diavolo summoned their stands which stops all the chaos that was happening in jail because the jail was broken cause diavolo fell a while ago so all the guard and prision people that were fighting cause they were scared stopped and looked at diavolo and jotaro cause they were more scared of them than of anything else and then one started to scream FIGHT! so they would fight and kill each other and they could stop being afraid and everyone screamed that too.
Jotaro smiled so much that hestopped time and then star platinum did an atomic punch on diavolo but IT WENT THROUGH HIM CAUSE DIAVOLO HAD DELETED THAT TIME!
when the stopped time stopped diavolo smiled cause he knew what had just happened and then grabbed star platinums arm which was in his stomach and he threw him to the floor like jotaro did a while ago to diavolo.
the throwing was so POWERFUL! that an atomic explosion happened and a 100000000 meter hole appeared so now they were on top of the earths core
"He! You fell for my trap!" spitted blood jotaro and used the confusion the explosion created to punch diavolo on the face and his eye became purple cause he was now serious and now they were even because they real fight could now BEGIIIIIIN!
they punched each others punches cause they were to afraid to punch each other in their face cause maybe theyd hurt their hands and the shockwaves were so powerful that earthquakes were happening all over malasia and the earth and the hole was becoming bigger.
they punched so much that the earth was splitted in half so now they were fighting ins pace.
jotaro had a plan, he punched diavolos punch punching his punch but since he was in space he stared to fly away to the EARTHS CORE!
Star platinum started to use his super vacuum to drink the earths core and absorb the energy so now he was ten meters bigger and was shinning and faster than light and had ten arms.
"You are done" smiled jotaro and did a punch faster than light towards diavolo which made him go through the moon and jupiter and he was about to die.
"HA! YOU! FELL FOR MY TRAP!" smiled diavolo with his body broken as he HELD THE MOONS CORE IN HIS HAND!
"NO!" screamed jotaro but it was too late
Diavolo stabbed himself with the moon and he started to cry because it was so powerful that there was no room for tears in his head and also because the stab hurted a little
King crimson started to shine like the moon and grew 11 meters! also he grew one and a half arm and now could create time which is the oposite of erasing time.
"THIS IS THE END!" diavolo screamed and flew to the sun but jotaro was already there too cause he knew what was about to happen and they both smiled
"ORAAA!" screamed star platinum as he punched the sun
"KING CRIMSOON!" screamed king crimson as he punched the sun on the other side (I dont know what king crimson screams sorry)
The sun began to crack as the punched went through it and into each others fists, it began to become narrower and narrower until it looked like a fire coin and theeeeeeen…
BOOOOOOOOOOAMSOAMMAMOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWANNAWMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMNG!
THE SUN FUCKING EXPLODED AND THEY WENT FLYING TO THE END OF SPACEEEEEEEE!
there they keep fighting because THEY WERE BOTH ALIVEEEEE! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLLEEEE!? THEY ARE SO POWERFUL
as they punched themselves the background was changing like a tv when there is nothing good because the end of space was too complex for their mind or something idk evangelion said the end of space was like this but i didnt understood it so just imagine that of evangeliono the movie not the boring series.
"You are a worhty rival of I, the great Diavolo Jotaro!" laughed diavolo
"You suck" angered Jotaro "But you are pretty good" he smiled being a complete troll
Diavolo punched jotaro and he went flying through jonathans mansion because the background was now that and then Jotaro grabbed the mansion with his giant stand and threw it against diavolo but luckly the background then turned into egypt because the mansion would have killed him so the mansion turned into a pyramid insted and he was crushed and trapped inside the dungeons of the pyramid where he fought mummies until the background was changed which happened soon luckily because mummies are broing.
now the background was italy and jotaro and diavolo were inside their stands just like a giant robot.
jotaro grabbed the pizza tower and used it as a sword and diavolo grabbed the yeffiel towre and used it as a separ.
the both started to slam their building against each other which made the people inside them scream and die and sometimes both adm then they exploded cause there were terrorists inside cause those were importatn buildings and terrorist go to those like moths to a lights cause it annoyes them that other countries have better building than them but now they didnt anymore just no cause thsiw as an ilusion and not the real buildings
their exploded buldings stabbed against each other and made them spit boold and some stomachs too but they still fought
"This is the end…" smiled Jotaro with all his internal organs destroyed and his external ones too
"It is…" smirked Diavolo back because he liked his smile and his oragns were also destroyed.
Their giant stand robots ran against each other with their mouths wide open ebcause they were screaming and the both swang their wepons near their enemy but not touching them and then they stood still with their backs facing each other and they didnt move for a lot of seconds just like in those animes with swords (is that some ancient japaense swordfighting technique or smthng? i dont understnd it but it always happens. dd jaan make that so htat they could battle without dirtying their sword wih blood nad organs and poop of their rivals or somethinggg?)
Diavolos giant robot stand king crimson sun powers shoulder suddenly started to bleed and he started to scream a nd inflate and then it exploded leaving diavolo in the air and then he fell the 500 meters hsi stand was tall with hs shoulder sliced poruing blood around like a triumphant golden rain in which jotaro rejoiced ust not cause he wasnt under it he was on the other side and then diavolo fell to the floor anddddd…. HE WAS DEAD! Jotaro grabbed hsi mythical cap and smiled and said something like good greif and then hsi stand faded and he fell tooooo because HIS SHOULDER WAS ALSO SLICED! IT WAS A DRAW JUST NO BECAUSE JOTARO WON BECAUSE HE CUT DIAVOLOS SHOULDER FIRRRSSSTTT!
they both laid on the end of space as life fadedc from their eyes and tehy trundd into dirty bloody and sometimes mutilated corpses. They both died… This was the end of the most epic and final battle… There is no true victory… Just death… JUST NO BECAUSE DIAVOLO RESPAWNED HA GUYS I GOTCHA REMEMBER HE COULD DO THAT!? WHAT A PRANK LOL! JOTARO IS STILL DEAD THOUGH BECAUSE GIORNO HADNT KILLED HIM FIRST!
Diavolo then respawned and he was confused af because he had forgotten that he could do that and after looking around for over a minute and screaming confused he saw that a giant sun attack was coming at him and he died again. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! LETS FIND OUT BECAUSE REMEMBER THAT YOWN ALSO WENT ON HIS OWN TRUE ADVENTURE!
-In the past-
Yown left diavolo to fight jotaro and he ran towards teh church because he was goign to kill the pope for reviving him which made him an assholde cause yown didnt ask for it and also the poepe was evil so hedeserve to die.
Yown ran and tan alot until so fast that fire and lightning appeared on his feet and he passed by the church cause he was going so fast that his cool and sexy red eyes couldnt see anything but then he thought that he had ran too much so he went back slower and this time he saw the chcruch and he knocked before entereing because he was educated just like jonathan (HIS BROTHER REMEMBER THEY ARE SIMILARE CASUE THEY SHARE THE SAME BLOOOOD! THE PHANTOM BLOOD!) insed the church there was the POPE! MAKING A DEAL WIT HTHE DEVIL AND THE POPE WAS PUCCI THE EVIL GUY FOMR PART &!1
"You are too late Ywon" said pucci divinely while he turned aroung godly
Yown puchned him because maybe if he didnt listen to his stupid speech he woild be there in time but his fist broke because there was a mystic barrier because he really was late but pucci got scared and fell to the floor cause the punch was so powerful that the barried was dented and his face almost was dented to but it wasnt and yown fell to the floor crying and yelling so mcuh that sonci waves became visible and they were so powerful that pucci flew against the floor and his ears exploded.
"The ritual is done…" prayed pucci and looked at the sky and saw god who smiled at him and gave him a thumnbs up
all the corpses that were inside the coffins started to fly (There were coffin like in all normal churches) the corpses were… EVERYONE! JONTAHN JOSPEH KASKYOIN ERINA! EVERYONE WAS HERE CAUSE THEY DIED LAST CHAPTER REMEMBER ?! all of the corpses flew above puccis head and started to merge into a weird and gross meat ball anmd then the holy spirit cam and turnde the meatlball into a holy meat ball which was shiny and had corsses all over it and also it becamse smaller so pucci could eat it because it would be weird if pucci couldnt and also cause god is nice to popes cause they are besties thats what being a pope means
the ball slowly descended to pccis mouth which was open and he gave it a chew
puccis eye was open with extasy
"This is the flavour of the heavens, it tastes as if an angel had cooked the soul of a turkey for thanksgiving with juicy gravy made of the blood of your enemies. I feel like god is massaging my tongue! Aah!" pucci moaned with his tongue open cause god had to put his hand inside to massage it just like the war of foods (THAT ANIME WAS HOOOT!)
Puccis clothes exploded leaving him in his underwear and then the camera started to revolve all around him as the cloth that once made his clothes came back and wrapped around him making him a new and perfect suit that llooookked like the clothes of a vampire but bigger and with longer weird pieces of cloth hanging of the back and with crosses all over it and his name was embrodiered and also there was a picture of god winking and doing a thumbs up on the back that was really big
Pucci then opened his eyes AND HIS BLACK THING OF THE EYES WAS DIVIDED BY A CROSS!
"I HAVE ACHIEVED DIVINITY!" screamed Pucci rejoicing in the light of god
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamd Yown to try to kill pucci but ti was useless cause pucci was now immune to that attack cause yown had made him deaf before
Pucci summoned his stand which WAS A FUSION OF ALL THE STANDS IN THE WORDL AND IT HAD ALL OF THEIR POWERS! AND ALSO IT WAS AS TALL AS THE CHURCH AND THE STAINED GLASS BEHIND IT WAS SHINNING MAKING THE STAND STAND OUT MORE (GET IT?!) AND IT WAS SO INTIMIDATING BECASEU HE LOOKED ALMOST BLACK CAUSE OF THE LIGHT AND YOU COULDNT SEE HIS GIANT FACE!
"I won! Yown Yoemoon!" Pucci laughed as he used his enormous power to create a giant sun and he threw it against Yown but then… DIAVOLO APPEARED BETWEEN PUCCI AND YWON!
Diavolo screamed in absolute pain while Yown watched behind him with tears in his eyes because diavolo was being so epic but diavolo didnt think that he was just suffering and crying because this was the most painful thing ever and also because yown didnt know diavolo could respawn so he though this was his last life
when the sun passed them, Diavolo stood there with his clothes and skin all torn up and broken and yown behind him scared but intact just like piccolo and gohan form draon ball X.
Then diavolo fell to the floor and died and yown cried and screamed cause of his epic scrifice
"What a touching death!" laughed pucci doing the same attack again this time to kill yown but now yown was boosted by the power of friendship and love
yown used his aggresive and deadly stare to summon his stand and it looked really pathetic against the giant monster that was puccis stand. Yown used his power to fuse all six elements to create a black hole and then he made it as big as possible and then he threw it against puccis sun and the balls clashed in an epic explosiong of fire and darkness (LIKE IN ONE PIECEEE!)
when the power and smoke of the attack dissappeared pucci saw that YOWN WAS STILL ALIVE AND WASNT HURT AT ALL!
"THIS CANT BE! MY STAND IS UNBEATABLE!" screamed pucci with true fear in his eyes because yown was looking at him real bad.
yown didnt say anyting, hecouldnt think, he just was filled with anger and violence as he jumped faster than light to puccis face and he punched him in the face before no one could do anyhting and pucci flew out of the glass of the church and now god wouldnt be able to support him cause they were in a forest.
"ILL KILLL YOUUUUUUUUUU!" roared pucci as he stopped time cause he could now do that but YOWN COULD STILL MOVE! "HIS MOVEMENT IS SO FAST THAT IT TAKES HIM NO TIME TO DO ANYTHING SO STOPPING TIME IS USELESS!" he cried as yown grabbed his face and slammed it against the ground throwing him like a bowling ball
Pucci rolled so fast that the grass was burning and the earth became a cylicndrical hole as he did a whole lap against the whole earth and after 0 seconds cause time was still stopped he had did rhe whole lap and was now bhind yown who punched him in the face using the added power that making pucci turn around the world gave him.
puccis skull turned into a glove that wrapped ywon punch so fashionably and then time stopped being stopped. the shockwave of the hit cause the whole universe to split in half! pucci then stood up cause hsi skull regeneraeed cause he had an stand that did that and then used his power to summon a holy light that fell tight on yown and exploded. Yown couldnt dodge it cause god was way too powerful for everyone but yown still stood, pani couldnt stop him. ywon used his stnad to punch the but it was so strong that air punches appeared and beat pucci but he had an stand that made him immune to them and another that deflected them and another that gave pucci a nice glass of lemonade which he really needed cause he was real thirsty. yowns attack flew right back at him and hit him and since it was his own power, yown couldnt resist it and was about to die.
after the smoke diasappeared, yown was in a hole doing the yamcha pose but no one could see it cause the whole hole was filled with his blood.
"I WON! NOW I CAN DO PLAN!" laughed pucci as he approached yown to finish him cause he ahd an stand that told him he was still alive.
pucci lifted his stand arm and was about to punch yown to death but YOWN DIDNT GIVE UP YET! CAUSE HE WAS SO COOL AND HIS THEME STARTED BANGING ALL OVER THE PLACE! HE USED ALL HIS POWER AND ENERGY TO TRY TO STAND UP AND SUMMON HIS STAND AND DO ANYTHING TO FIGHT BACK! ALL HIS POWER COMBINED AT THE SAME TIME WAS TOO MCUH FOR HIS BODY AND HE HAD TO GET IT OUT SO IT WENT OUT THE HOLE OF WASTES! HIS ASSSS! HIS SHEER POWER CAME OUT IN THE SHAPE OF A SUPERNOVIC FART AND SINCE PUCCI WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM IT HIT HIM! PUCCI DISAPPEARED CAUSE HE WENT FLYING SO FAST THAT NOTHING COULD SEE IT AND HE WENT BEYOND THE END OF THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AND CAME BACK TO THE BEGNING AND WAS TRAPPED IN A LOOP FLYING AROUND THE UNIVERSE FASTER THAN ANYTHING IN EXISTANCE!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHGGHHH!" cried pucci cause he was angry causehe had lost and cause the pain was way too much, this was Yowns power.
Yown got up and screamd anc chered with happy screams and a smile bigger tha na tree and then he lowered his arms and screamed lowly with tears in his eyes and stoped cheering cause he remembered that all of this friends were inside puccis stand so now they were all trapped in an endless loop through space filled with pain and explosions and things way too complex for your brain like stars or kutolu.
Pucci then had no choice so he activated his plan tooooo…. REWIND THE UNIVERSE WHAAAT?! (I THINK THATS WHAT HE DOES ON PART 6 I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET SORRY!)
Time started to move backwards and yowns tears were drank by his eyes and he are his loud and powerful screasm. Pucci excaped his loop and was back at his church but since he was like almost dead e could nt rewind the whole time so it stopped… AT THE BEGINING OF THE STROY WHEN YONW MET JONATHAN!? NOW PUCCI DIDNT HAVE ALL OF YOWNS FRIEND INSIDE HIS STAND BUT HE WAS GOING TO GET THEM AGAIN AND NO ONE REMEMBERED ANYTHING CAUSE ANYTHING HAD NEVER HAPPENED CAUSE THATS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU REWINDED TIME!
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HEY I HAVE TO PAUSE HERE CAUSE MAYBE THIS IS TOO EPIC AND CONFUSING FOR YOUR BRAINS! ITS FOR MINE TOO SO IT SNORMAL! ok so this is yonw, yown the author not the character, i have appeard inside tihs story cause now that pucci is rewinding time i can do that but once HIS DONE ILL DISAPPEAR! SO ILL EXPLAIN THIS FAST! ONCE THIS PAUSE IS OVER IT WILL BE LIKE READING THE FIRST CHAPTER JUST NOT CAUSE YOU HAVE READ THE BEST STORY IN THE WORLD BEFORE BUT YOWN AND HE GUYS DONT REMEMBER IT! ITS LIKE WHEN GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BUT YOU FORGOT WHEN YOU ARE IN THE HALLWAYS SO YOU GO TO THE KITCHEN TO EAT CHESSE AND THEN YOU GO BACK TO BED AND YOUVE PEED THE BEEEEDDD! ITS LIKE THAT REMEMBEER!
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Jonathan was walking back home when he saw an strange and handsome and so cool guy in the middle of the path.
"Who may you be, esteemed sir?" polited Jonathan with his british accent that made it almost impossible to know what he was saying but it made him educated for some readon.
"I AM!" said the coolest sir in the world grabbing some sunglass from the pockets that his pants didnt have because pockets are not cool and putting them cooly in his eyes "YOWN YOEMOON!" YOUR BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEER!" Yown roared with the coolest roar ever like an angry bear when you kill her cub and Jonathan clapped happily cause Yown was screaming soo goood.
Suddenly….. SOMEONE RESPWANED IN THE SKYY! IT WAS DIAVOLO AND HE FELL TWENTY METERS BEFORE TOUCHING THE GROUND! (REMEMBER HIM!? HE HADNT RESPAWNED WHEN TIME HAD BEEN REWINDED SO HE STILL KNOWS EVERYTHIGNNGNGNGNGNNG!)
"Where is that bastard Pucci?" screamed diavolo looking everywhere and picking up his broken nose.
"WHO TF IS PUCCIIIII!" yelled Yown punching him in the face cause he scared him.
"Yown?! He is the pope!" cried diavolo cause yown was punching him so hard.
"Ah yes, the pope's agnomen is Pucci! Why do you wish to rendezvous with him?" asked Jonathan in a calming way, making yown relax enough so that hed stop punching diavolos face.
"He will destroy the universe!"" cried diabolo cause now his faced looked like mashed potatoes
"WE HAVE TO SROP HIM !" roared yown punching his fist to calm his anger
suddenly a mysterious erson who was waiting infront of yowns house came… IT WAS THAT IDIOT ZEPPELI!
"Mamma mia, killing the papini? We havte to stop him from destroiyng the universe!" cheered zeppeli who wasnt evil yet cause this is the past
and so the crew statred to head to the batican bnut they needed a plane so they asked erina to sew who and she joined since she was already there.
the whole crew anded in the bativan but then they saw that he pope had a lot of safety so they made abetter plan with their plane (GETIT PLANE!PLAN!?)
they started to pilot the plane to crash it againt the popes room but… A SHODOW APPEARED AND GOT BETWEEN THE PLANE AND THE POPE!
The shadow stopeed the plane with one finger while in the air and then… HE CUT IT WITH A GIANT SWORD!
the plane exploeded cause that happens when oyu stab a lpane and everyone fell to the floor with the shadow and the explosion warned pucci so he started to run away like a fucking coward.
they all got up from the smoke and they looked at the shadow
"WHO ARE YOU!?" screamed diavolo scared
the smoke disappeared and… KARS APPEARED! AND HIS ARM WAS MISSING! AND HE HAD A SWORD FOR ARM AND IT WAWS HUGE AND TI COULD BECOME LONGER AND SHORTER IF HE WANTED TO!
"Pucci has ordered me to stop you." kars pointed at the with his arm sword "You have no chance, he is running away already. Give up"
"EVERYONE RUN!" screamed a mysterious person getting in front of kars… IT WAS ERINA! "You can catch pucci if you run fast enough!"
everyone teared up a bit cause erinas sacrifice was epic and then they stared to run but kars used his sword to cut them from far away but… ERINA WHO HAD SEWN A SWORD WHO HAD STOPPED HIM!
Everyone was able to go after pucci thanks to her except her cause she had to fight karfs.
Yown and the gang got to puccis dorm and he knocked on the door cause jonatahan made him do it and then they kicked the door down and a shadow was inside the room.
"GIVE UP PUCCI!" threatened zeppeli with his non threatening italian face and mustache
"I have no choice" said the sahdow puting his hand in the air
they all run towards him to punch him to death but when they jumped to kill him… SUDDENLY EVERY HAD BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND GHEY HAD ALL LOST AN EYE!
"You thought i was pucci… BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!" said DIO (Dio making jojo references as always right guys?)
"DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" howled yown like a furious wolf who had just lost its family to a hunter who wanted a wamr wolf coat.
"YOU WONT GET PAST ME, DIO!" said DIO pointing at him DIO
"Get past him, bambinis!" said a mysterious italian making a fighting stance with his stupid hat
"GO AHEAAD!" screaned diavolo making a thretening pose in which he placed his hands and feet on the floor and lifted his hips as high as posible, he had finally understood that dying wasnt bad if he died for someone he cared, finishing his character arc (i googled and google said that i should make those but they never explanied where the arc was so now its diavolos pose)
The yoemoon brothers understtod this and they jumped insied puccis secret hiding place which was inseide the wardrobe cause duh it couldnt be anywhere else.
INSIDE THE ROOM THE WAS A ROCKET LIFTING OFF!
"Hustle forth!" ordered jonathan and they both got inside the rocket before it went to space.
NOW ALL THE EPIC BATTLES FINAL HAVE BEEN DECIDED! LETS SEE THEM!
Erin astopped kars slashes really skillful despite the fact that she had two arms unlike kars sword arm. kars started doing ten slashes persecond and erina could stop them for one second but thne he cut his chest snd stomach and making her scream and fall to the ground.
"Its over" serioused kars lifting his sword arm to thrust it inside erina but erina smiled…
THIS WAS PART OF HER PLAN! SHE KNEW KARS WOULD BE FASTER THAN HER SO SHE HAD TO BEAR HIM SOME OTHER WAY!
Erina jumped over the sword and then she grabbed the blade to stomp over it and break it in half!
"AAAAGH!" screamed kars grabbing his sword cause… HE HAD FUSED WITH HIS SWORD TO BECOME MORE POWERFUL BUT THAT MADE HIM FEEL HIS SWORD! "Damn you…"
"Now you can't do a sword fight!" smiled erina sewing her wounds (DOCTORS DO THAT!)
"NGGGHGHGHHGHGH!" kars started groan as his body twisted and HIS SWORD GREEW BACK AGAIN THIS IS PART OF HIS POWER FOR BECOMING ONE WITH THE SWORD!
He grabbed his head in pain as his mind became one with the sword making him THE BEST SWORDSMAN IN THE WORLD AND UNABLE TO LOSE IN A FIGHT BUT ALSO REALLY STUPID CAUSE SWORDS DONT ERALLY HAVE BRAINS!
Erina stared in fear as kars body grew bigger and bigger and the sword started to grow veins that went inside kars arm making him stronger!
Kars did a big and poweful lsash and erina blcoked it but… THE SWORD BROKE CAUSE NOW CARS WAS TOO POWERFUL! HE HAD THE STRENGHT OF A CAR!
"OH NO!" screamed erina rolling between kars legs to dodge his attack
she didnt have time to sew a new sword with kars new stenght and speed so she did the only logical thing and grabbed kars back where he wouldnt be able to hit her but she was WRONG!
KARS WAS NOW FULLY CONSUMED BY THE SWORD SO HE POINTED IT AT HIS CHEST AND STABBED HIMSELF AND ERINA TOO BECAUSE SHE WAS ON HIS BACK! THEY HAD BECOME A SKEWER!
Erina spitted blood and fell to the floor and so did kars but he was able to get up fast cause he had the power of the sword.
she stared at kars walking slowly towards her as she couldnt move cause her lung was now gone
she then had a realization that if she lost YOWN AND JONATAHN WOULD DIE CAUSE THEY WOUDLNT BE ABLE TO FIGHT KARS AND PUCCI AT THE SAME TIME! SJE HAS TO WIN!
ERINA ROLLED TO A SIDE TO DODGE KARS ATTACK AND HE STABBED HIS SWORD ON THE GROUND LIKE AN IDIOT CAUSE I TOLD YOU SWORDS DONT HAVE BRAIN! NOW KARS WAS STUCK FOR SOME SECONDS!
ERINA SMILED WITH BLOOD ALL OVER HER AND LIFTED HER ARM SHOWING A STRING! WHEN SHE WAS ON HIS BACK, ERINA HAD SEWN STRINGS ALL OVER KARS BODY MAKING A TRAP AND NOW SHE WAS GOING TO USE IT!
SHE PULLED THE STRING AND IT BEGAN TO TIGHTEN ALL AROUND KARS BODY! CUTTING ALL OF HIS LIMBS aS HE SCREAMED IN PAIN! ERINA USED THE LAST OF HER STRENGTH AND GAVE A POWERFUL PULL CUTTING KARS HEAD AND ARMS AND LEGS! HE HAD DIED! ERINA WAS NOW THE BEST SWORDSWOMAN IN THE FUCKING WORLDD! sad she then fell to the floor cause her wounds were too fatal and then she died with a smile on her face and blood all over her mouth and in the pose of an arc (THAT WAS HER CHARACTER ARC! BECOMING THE BEST SWORDSWOMAN IN THE WORDL!)
so yes erina is death but what sbour DIO!?
-Dios fight-
"hahahahaha! i, dio, defeted you once, diavolo! TherE IS NO WAY YOU CAN DEFEAT ME, DIO, NOW!" laughed dio stopping time cause he needed time to breathe after laughing so much
"Its two versus one now, DIO" asserted Diavolo doign a combined pose with zeppeli cause now they were bros or something even though zeppli sucks
"sì" italianed zeppeli (that is yes in italian i GOOGLED IT BECAUSE I CARE FOR THE STORY!)
Dio laughed again and stopped time but not to laugh this time which he also did but to OPEN THEIR STOMACHS AND TIE THEIR INTESTINES TOGETHER LIKE A PRANKSTER TYING SOMEONES SHOE LACES TOGETHER!
When time unstopped… THEY JUMPED TO ATTACK DIO BUT THE KNOT STOPPED THEM AND MADE THEM FALL TO THE FLOOR AND TWIST IN PAIN CAUSE THE MORE THEY MOVE THE MORE IT HURTS THE OTHER ONE!
"Hahahaaahhah!" laughed DIO "you have only one minute to live before the blood of your body leaks out and you DIE!" he stated doing a menacing vampire pose with his finger
"No porblema!" italianed zeppeli getting up
"We can defeat you in one minute!" roared Diavolo and then they jumped TOGETHER!
Diavolo gave a punch and then pulled their intestines to launch zeppeli towards DIOS face giving him a super kick in the face!
"WHAT!?" screamed DIO flying towarsd a wall and breaking it with his powerful head.
Dio the npulled out his stand to stop time but diavolo saw through his intent and summoned his stand to skip his stopped time!
"YOU CANT STOP US, DIO!" yelled DIavolo running towards hijm with zeppeli
They both jumped towards DIO and started to punch him together breaking walls until thye could see the sun outside!
"I, DIO, WILL KILL YOU!" raged DIO punching them both away and jumping towards them to suck their blood with his fingers.
"NOW! LETS A FINISHI THIS!" screamed zeppeli grabbing diavolo as they landed and throwing him towards dio
The both of them clashed in the air as they boosted against each other and explosions and thunhders strated to appear.
"USLEEEEESSS!" screamed DIO who was right because he was stronger than diavolo.
"USEFIUUUUULL!" screamed zeppeli charging his legs with hammon to jump against dio and help diavolo.
The hammon in zeppelis body passed to diavolos body cause now they were connected and it weakened DIO enough so that he would lose.
"IMPOSSIBLEEEE!" cried DIO as a giant explosion happened on zeppelis and diabolos saide cause they were so powerful together that things exploded around them.
The three of them jumped out of the wall and started to fall from twenty floors as DIO melted in the sun.
"We have done it, zeppeli…" smiled diavolo as his life faded away
"Well done…" smiled zeppeli as they hit the ground and their bodied became destoryed.
Zeppeli died because of the fall but diavolo managed to survive some seconds after that, he just looked at zeppeli in the face and then to the sky with a smile and tears in his eyes as he had finally died for something he cared… WHICH BROKE THE CURSE OF ENDLESS DEATH SO DIAVOLO WAS FINALLY ABLE TO REST IN PEACE!
now its just yown and jonathan left…
they began to go up the rocket until they reached the cabin and they saw pucci in his pope throne.
"STOP THIS TOCKET NOOOOOOOOOOWWW!" roared yown running to punch him in the face but there was a magical barrier like last time… BUT THIS TIME HE COULDNT DENT IT!
"Too late, Yown, my plan cant be stopped now" laughed pucci standing up from his throne…
"insurmountable…" shocked jonathan who had seen the plan
"Thats right…" mysterioused pucci summoning his stand… IT WAS AN STAND THAT WAS FUSING WITH THE UNIVERSE CAUSE THE ROCKET WAS A MACHINE THAT ALLOWED THAT! "The world is ahrd place where I cant love dio because men cant love each other so im going to reset the world to make it a better place…"
"BUT WE WILL ALL DIE IF YOU DO THAT!" roared yown trying to scream loud to harm pucci but his barrier was also soundproof this time.
"Yes, but you will all be reborn…" explained pucci
"BUT THAT WILL BE CLONES OF US NOT US WE WILL DIE!" cried Yown
(THIS IS THE CONFLICT! I READ THAT I NEEDED A HARD ONE THAT MADE PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHICH SIDE IS RIGHT!? what do you think guys? should yown let pucci restart the universe to make it a better place but probably killing everyone? or should he stop pucci to protect everyone he cares about and try to make this world a better place?)
"I will fight to protect my love!" asserted Yown, who stopped yelling for one time and just said this in a serious and determined voice which was really cool
"I will tussle aswell!" said jonathan steping forawrd with yown against god cause now puccis stand was god.
"We are near the universe core, once we reach there my plan will be do-" PUCCI WAS INTERRUPTED!
YOWN AND JONATHAN PUNCHED THE BARRIER TOGETHER AND… IT BROKE WITH THE POWER OF COOLNESS LOVE AND BROTHERHOOD!
"WHAT!?" screamed pucci scared but it was too late
Yown and jonatahan punched pucci in the face and he flew against the rocket wall, breaking it and making him fall off the rocket… JUST NOT CAUSE HE GRABBED THE WALL BEFORE FALLING CAUSE IF HE WERE TO FALL OFF THE ROCKET HIS PLAN WOULD FAIL!
"DIE!" screamed pucci punching yown and jonathan with his allmighty stand making them fall off the rocket JUST NOT CAUSE THEY ALSO GRABBED THE WALL!
"WE HAVE TO STOP TJE ROCKET!" screamed yown punching the rockt to make ti stop and jonathan did too
"NOOOOOO!" screamed pucci punching it from the other side to annulate their punches
"It performs naught!" screamed jonathan cause their punches werent working but its too late… THEY HAD REACHED THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERS.
Puccis stand began to shine and float and he let go of the rocket cause he didnt need it anymore
"OH NO!" cried yown "WE CANT HIT HIM ANYMORE!" he screamed
"I begot an strategy!" asserted Jonathan "Release the spacecraft!" he said as he let go off the rocket and yown did too cause he trusted him
Jonathan put his arms in a position like to play voleyball and Yown landed on him.
"Go forth, brotheeeeer!" he cried triumphantly as he launched yown towards pucci.
"BROTHEEEER!" cried yown cause jonathna had sacrifficed himself to save the universe
yown looked at jonathan as he began to drown and freeze cause he was in space and he closed his eyes with a suppoertive smile as he began to drift away with his arms and legs stretched making him look like an arc (THIS WAS HIS CHARACTER ARC!)
with rage, yonw looked back at pucci but his stadn had grown and became white and pucci was inside it.
"TOO LATE!" screamed pucci with tears in his eyes cause jonathans sacriffice was just too epic for humans
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" roared yown who didnt care that his enemy was a giant naked human white and that it was too powerful.
Yown used his right arm to punch puccis stand in the face and… THE WHOLE FACE WAS DESTROYED AND BECAME A HOLE WITH CRACKS AND YOWN WENT INSIDE!
"WHAT!?" screamed pucci but it was too late…
yown came from above and jumped straight to pucci, making him fall to the floor and charging one of his famous punches that he did in his face, turning his face into a hole with cracks just like his stand and blood splattered everywhere and the stand began to dissappear cause he had died.
As the stand began to disappear around yonw, he realized that he was going to die just like jonathan but he didnt care, he had saved the universe with the power of his love and friendship and had proved that the world can be a better place. he just swang his arms back and bended his back a bit and did the most powerful scream filled with love and passion.
Even though no one can hear you scream in space, yowns scream travelled through the whole universe with the power of love and friendship and everyone being could hear it, bringing them happiness and hope.
It was the coolest thing ever.
