Veil Of Greed: Hunt For The Numbers

Chapter 19: nICE To Freeze You

Date: December 25th, 2022(technically)

Last time on the adventure(Redundant Apocalypses Chapter 8), Dominic, Swiftdrawer, Roan, Drazeros, Basara, Aqua, Blue Maiden, and Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce went to the Johnny Test universe. There, it turned out that the Earth was erased from existence by a living eraser tool that is connected to a user account on the story stealing site Novelww. After some arguments and banter, this was found out. Together with Johnny, Susan, and Mary Test, Dukey, Bling Bling Boy, Brain Freezer, Dark Vegan, Mr. Mittens, Mr. Black, Mr. White, and The General, they eventually took them down. The words spoken were quite chaotic and legendary. Dominic and Swiftdrawer nearly died. Time travel and using Dominic's powers to try to restore the Earth didn't work so they had to beat the Novelww Living Eraser Tool. It also turned out that every individual who fought the eraser tool was immune to being erased from existence because of plot armor. In the end, they won and Earth was restored. But now, Dark Vegan, Brain Freezer, Mr. Mittens, and Bling Bling Boy are seemingly possessed by number cards just as Yappa Yappa makes an appearance as they all find themselves in the desert and right by the military base outside of Porkbelly. What will Yappa Yappa say? You'll find out right now: "Hello, enemies of my master! I'm not here to help kill you all! I would love to do that and have so much fun as I watch you just scream in pain and squirm! But, I'll still get to watch you die and that's almost as good! I'm so jealous of these 4! Bling Bling Boy, Dark Vegan, Mr. Mittens, and Brain Freezer! Do you remember me now that the numbers have returned?" "Yappa Yappa?! I never thought I'd see you take a back seat in attacking others or be active at a time this dark! I can barely see you, it's so dark out! In fact, I think it may be Christmas morning for Porkbelly now." "Yes, I'm here to not kill you slowly! Now take off that disgusting disguise of yours and show your real face already!" "Make me. I don't listen to those I don't respect or like."

"Oh right. It's you. Your boss gave me the materials to make this invention alongside a card or whatever it is as long as I agreed to help eliminate anyone on this long hit list he gave to me. What do you know? All the newcomers are on the list! You'll all be cats before you know it! But first, I'm going to turn Santa into a cat as soon as I find Albert. It's truly Christmas morning now!" "Now I remember, you're the right hand for that man who gave me the greatest toast maker to ever exist. I love toast! I will gladly help eliminate those he wants gone as long as he leaves me alone with my toast and this card he gave me! Johnny Test, I'm going to for sure destroy you this time! This is the end for you, Johnny Test!" "I remember too! He promised me all the ice in the world and more as long as I helped too! It was so cool! He's so cool, I just wish he would chill out a little more too! Get it? Chill out?! Hahahaha!" "Yeah, I think I recall your master. I can't take all the credit for this invention I created. It was partly his idea especially that awesome Death Mode on it! Susan Test, be my wife! I love you!" "Eww! Mary, let's GET EUGENE!" "Am I that irresistible?" "Grow up, EUGENE!" "Hey wonderful sisters who I love, we should go to the lab to get some things." "For once, good idea, Johnny! To the lab!" "I don't think so! It's time for you to freeze!" I get in the way of Brain Freezer and take his attack before shaking off the ice like it's nothing: "You'll have to take me down first. I won't let you freeze anybody. All of you need to be stopped and I have picked you as my first target! Prepare to be taught a lesson in pain since your heart is icy cold again! Haaaa!" The group splits up to fight.

Or at least tries to when Pmurt Nedib shows up: "Stop right there, my latest valued employees. I have new orders to issue to you. Your first paychecks are in your mailboxes. You are to fight together against everyone here that needs to be killed. Yes, I said killed. Kill everyone here or else Yappa Yappa will have my permission to kill you and take over the task as soon as you end up defeated because you decided to not kill anyone. Do I make myself clear?" The 4 reply and sigh: "Fine!" Pmurt Nedib says one more thing: "Oh and Yappa Yappa, do not disobey me again. I already told you how you tried to betray me in the previous life you had. Don't make the same mistake. I would eliminate these inferior freaks myself but Im a busy man. If you follow my orders directly to a tea, I will let you kill anyone you want in the next mission I send you on. Is that understood?" "It sounds wonderful, master. I will see you once this plan goes well and I watch in satisfaction as some of our enemies die hopefully very slow and painfully deaths!" "Good. I'll be taking my leave. My employees in California are striking again. I must crush the strike." He disappears but I say: "Yappa Yappa, do you really have to listen to him? Haven't you found out about how he's been using you by now again?" "Oh that? It was too easy and no fun! My 'master' won't see it coming this time for sure! He thought he destroyed all my cameras and the note but he didn't! Fake replicas do come in handy sometimes even if their quality is really poor! I'm going to be good and obey his command for this mission because I want him to keep thinking my memory has been erased for good this time! But I don't care if these 4 follow them or not. In fact, I'm hoping they lose! After all, Pmurt Nedib will just get briefly mad at me but give me another chance because I'm 'so faithful' and willing to get stronger! Their failure would be my gain! And he doesn't even know that I'm saying this because I had some secret friends of mine help ignite those strikes." "Before I fight Brain Freezer, I'm going to try to get through to you. Your cruelty, your hatred. It is rooted in love. Don't you see? You loved your family but the SDL killed them and enslaved your planet. Unlike you, he's pretty much a narcissist. He hurt a lot of people. I was one of many who managed to defeat him."

"Go on and tell me! What is your point? I'm sure it'll make me gag! It'll be cliché and sweet I bet!" "You could have asked for help. You could have sought to avenge your family instead of seeking revenge. Maybe then, we could have become close friends and never had to fight on opposing sides. At the heart of you, there's kindness. But your pain twisted you. Your bitter feelings turned you away from the person you were set to become. It's never too late to leave the path of hatred and walk the path of liberation. Join us instead. We could use someone as powerful as you. Your family can be restored to life with enough effort. Your homeworld could be restored in minutes. I only fight you to stop you from continuing to unleash the hatred you feel that originates from the pain that was inflicted onto you. Deep down, you and I aren't so different. Please switch sides. You're hurting yourself by going against your original nature." "Ha! Family! What a disgusting concept! My upbringing means nothing to me now that I have power! Stop talking to me or else I'll destroy Miitopia!" "Well I tried. That's better than some can say. Okay, Brain Freezer! We're going to fight one one one and it won't matter if Pmurt Nedib finds out or not." Myself and the others split up to fight the villains. After all, Mr. Mittens and the others don't care about their orders at this rate. They heard how much of a liar Yappa Yappa is so they know that he would lie about what they did just to upset Pmurt Nedib. Even in the night, I can see Brain Freezer chasing me as I lead him to the inside of the military base. I can't help but seize the opportunity to sabotage military equipment in a world I know the US is glorified as this bastion of freedom when in reality, it's a load of crap. To defeat Brain Freezer, I'm going to need to focus on speed, intellect, and dexterity instead of strength to win. I pull out my sword while still having my artist comrades out thanks to my duel disk though Crossover has deactivated by itself: "My artist comrades, you must go help the others! I can take Brain Freezer on my own, please go to them!"

They nod and go to the others as Brain Freezer freezes the base and laughs: "See this? This is one cup of my power! And I'm going to use all the cups to leave you frozen until the sun rises and you melt and die! It's been so nICE to meet you but I'm afraid it's already too late and cold for you!" "Don't be so sure of yourself. You should never underestimate me especially after all that stuff you saw me do. Your blunder is about to cost you big time. Observe! Try and freeze me! I dare you and threaten to show you my buttcheeks in a weird way!" "If you wanted to be frozen, you could have just asked! We could have made an arrangement on our own time, not here and especially not now!" "Good luck on that. This is your challenge now." He tries to freeze me with about the same amount of force he normally uses to spread mayhem in Porkbelly but his aim was off: "It's too dark for you to get a clear shot of me, huh? Good thing I've trained in stealth a little bit. As long as I'm not near any light, you will not be able to easily see me." "Oh so I have to go all out after all, nICE! I'll freeze you! I'll freeze you! This desert will become a tundra!" He transforms with the number symbol right below his eye glowing and getting bigger. Now, he looks like a tough and mean ice yeti: "Hahahaha! Check out my new form! I look awesome and ready to freeze everything in my sight!" Now it becomes a game of run and go freeze. I don't want to waste my arm strength on stopping every ice attack just yet. If I'm going to do that, he's going to have to force me too because I want to observe him while also making him waste his ice on missing me over and over again. I take off and run around the entire base which is mostly an empty plane of sand. It was easy to get in despite the barbed wire because Brain Freezer froze all of the barbed wire solid. "Slow down and stay still! I want to freeze you solid into pure ice! You'll be my first friend for the greatest snow day that Porkbelly has ever seen! It'll be so great that not a single person in town will be warm or moving anymore! If I freeze my associates solid top, that's perfect cool with me! Wow, I'm so awesome, cold, and cool all at the same time!"

"Do you ever stop? It's almost as annoying as when my brother's cat kept jumping upwards to claw at the window blinds for one of the doors to go outside even though I make sure she doesn't depend on me for anything as I don't feel like interacting with her. That happened as I was trying to write about the very moment that is happening right now before it actually happened!" "What does that even mean? It's not cool for you to confuse me! You deserve to be frozen still and solid along with everything in a 100 mile radius all at once!" He then begins recklessly rapid firing at me. Chaos Wolg speaks: "If you're not going to use your sword just yet, why don't you use me to block some of those ice blasts? I'm sure our combined chaos will be enough to stop some of them alone." "Great idea, Chaos! *gets them out* Let's show off what you can do! It won't scare him but it will make him more arrogant. Defeating him should be simple as long as things go to plan. Emblem Charge!" "Devastating Crushing Bite!" "With a single shot, an immense amount of passion and force will be exerted. Bring on the chaos upon those who dare inflict pain onto others for selfish reasons, Chaos Wolg!" The marble that is unleashed because of this is sent hurtling towards Brain Freezer. Even he struggles to stop it with his ice blasts. The next 30 minutes is just banter, running, and ice blasts. My feet are starting to hurt. Perfect time to switch strategies: "Are you ready for your full power, Chaos Wolg?" "Yes, why wouldn't I be? Let's unleash so much chaos!" "Hahahaha! It'll take more than one little marble to stop me from making you chill out permanently! Winter Storm!" The number symbol on him begins to grow brightly but that brightness doesn't fade. Instead, the coffee maker turned ice blaster he created gets bigger and is attached to his right hand which is now more like a ice right paw thanks to the transformation. I have trouble not freezing up because of the attack. It's an ice blast so big and powerful that it at first hits the ground beside creating a winter storm from the sheer force of the impact. It's quite intense and chilly. Chunks of ice are now hurtling toward me: "Emblem Charge!" "Devastating Crushing Bite!"

"With a single shot, an immense amount of passion and force will be exerted. Bring on the chaos upon those who dare inflict pain onto others for selfish reasons, Chaos Wolg!" But it wasn't just one time we did that together. We kept going until they couldn't take much more. By that point, Brain Freezer had to stop attacking to catch his breath: "You did well, Chaos Wolg. I won't push you any further. You'll get repairs when we return to Miitopia. I just hope that Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce, Mr. Black, Mr. White, Dominic, and The General are somehow holding up well against Mr. Mittens who is after Santa. I also hope that Susan, Mary, Aqua, and Blue Maiden are doing alright against Bling Bling Boy. Oh and I hope that Johnny and Dukey's recklessness isn't getting Roan killed by Dark Vegan. Roan is an excellent comrade but even he isn't immune to being hurt by the recklessness of fun loving dudes who aren't exactly the brightest individuals." "I'm with you but you must stay focused." "I'm well aware. I will be fine. For now, I'm putting you away." "Good luck out there and may the chaos live on!" "Thanks!" I pull out my sword again and stop in place. Brain Freezer gets so excited that he sends multiple strong ice blasts at me. However, I unleash one Extremely Risky Spin Slash. It is enough to melt those ice blasts. "Hey, not cool! No holding back now, let's see how my upgraded blaster can handle much more ice and power constantly! I'm going to make you freeze! I'm the Brain Freezer! Hahahaha!" However, I find it really easy to avoid getting frozen by using my own attacks. Eventually, I just get bored because the whole battle has become repetitive at this point. And that's how he freezes me solid with several powerful ice blasts: "Hahahaha! I have done it! I have frozen you along with this whole area! Now it's time to freeze Porkbelly and anyone else who stands in my way!"

What he forgot about was the fact that I'm literally in armor and stuff. And I have a better chance of breaking free of the ice because of my sword. Since I'm holding the sword, my being frozen wasn't a perfect process. The flaw has left me with one way to break free. My sword hand. I can still move my fingers because they are covered in a glove and around my sword's hilt/handle. In short, after some struggle, I break my hand out of the ice and that is enough for the ice around the rest of me to break apart too. "We're not done, Brain Freezer! But we will be soon! Very soon in fact! Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 150!" "What?! You broke free?! Impossible! You aren't even Johnny Test! Only he could break out of that much ice because he's so lucky and annoying!" "His luck comes from the brilliance of his sisters. Without them, his life would have far less meaning and he wouldn't have had so many adventures. They deserve more credit even though their obsession with Gil Nexdor is literally a cliché and a trope." My attack is enough to stop all ice blasts coming towards me. To add to that, I make sure to make it hard for him to move around by performing several Anatomical Disruption attacks consecutively. This allows me to finish him off without issue because he was too confident to realize the full extent of the power the number gave him. Okay, that was way too easy. It feels like I'm in a episode of Johnny Test where defeating villains is always around this easy if not easier. I guess the plot physics of this universe are in effect. What does plot physics mean? Well, it's simple. It's a new way I made up to describe the story flow for a setting in what we think is fictional back on Earth. This includes any weird factors like easiness for the villains to be defeated. It's that simple. Retrieving the number from Brain Freezer was effortless despite how dark it is out. He reverts back to normal to the point his black hair and pale skin along with his black outfit are all visible again: "Noooo! I was so close! I should have been able to freeze you solid! This isn't fair! You'll pay for this, I'll see to it."

"Maybe after you answer for what you did. I'm not going to let the lousy coppers take you in. I have a much better idea in mind. I'll send you to an island with a rune on it that will return you here once your heart has thawed and you realize what really is important to you again. There's nothing wrong with having ice powers but it's what you do with them that matters. You have used them for cruelty but you can start using them for kindness too if you want." Brain Freezer wouldn't be seen again for some hours. A record for someone sent to a tropical island by any BRAINS member. Easily set because no one else has ever returned even though those runes have been placed on every island we spent all those individuals to. Anyway, just as I'm about to leave, something I obvious forgot about till now for plot convenience happens. In front of me, a portal opens to reveal a overconfident Donald Trump dressed in the same cheesy and cringey "superhero" outfit as in one of those things that was released on the b1ockcha1n not that long ago: "I have been told that a woke American traitor and terrorist and groomer can be found here through this portal. You're the only one here so it must be you. For the love of America, I will make it great again and bring you to justice. With this suit, I am all powerful because I know everything! The sun and drinking Clorox kills Covid. The election was stolen by Satan worshipping Democrats. After you're brought to justice, I'll win in 2024!" "Just stop talking! You are a symbol and icon of what America really is: a rotten dystopian oligarchy that is allowing many to suffer from Covid as fascism rises. I don't know what timeline you're from but it's clearly not mine. That being said, the only way to stop you is killing you. I'm sure that the Earth you're from will appreciate you never returning there, not even as a freshly killed corpse. The beliefs you spread are like a toxic contagion that needs to stop being spread. You are helping poison the minds of gullible fools with nonsense like racism, transphobia, and holocaust denial. That suit doesn't increase or decrease your strength."

The fight is brief. He doesn't even have time to speak a vowel when I knock the air out of his lungs and start choking him: "I have no qualms about getting rid of you considering you're at the heart of what is wrong with the trash hole called America. Scum like you has revoked their deserving of being allowed to continue living. You must be expired early. Goodbye. I'll make this as painful as possible for all the pain you have helped cause in the past." I then slam him onto the still frozen ground and hear the snap of bones breaking. I then break his neck like a real neck breaker. No mercy. I take the time to rip up his supersuit too before peeling some of his skin off to really make his death painful: "I very rarely go this far to teach others the lesson of pain and just deserts. But you're a special kind of messed up human being. Your ego is bigger than any building I can think of. Your callousness has helped lead to murder, suicide, assault, so much hatred, and more." To finish it up, I rip some of his hair out, stab both of his eyes, cut his throat, cut his lips, and stab right through his heart. "This is what happens to Nazis when faced against someone they can't hope to land a hit on and are known to have helped kill and/or seriously hurt people. No mercy for Nazi scum." I then use a BRAIN Blaster that I brought with me just in case to disintegrate his body. I move on as if I didn't just do that. Now to figure out who to help fight who. Hmm, I think I'll help Johnny, Dukey, and Roan face Dark Vegan. Yeah. That's a good idea. It's settled. I'm going to them now. *teleports to them* Roan is taking all the damage and on one knee while sweating heavily. Johnny and Dukey are running away from a macro Dark Vegan. I would send the villain off to a isolated island but the negative energy in the number that is now within him makes that impossible. Besides, I like myself a good fight and this looks like it'll be a good fight: "Looks like you need some assistance and that no one was able to go to the lab. Good grief. Johnny X stands no chance I see. If my fight with Brain Freezer is any indication, this won't take long to finish up either. Roan, take some Miitopian recovery items. Eat them as soon as I hand em over. I'll distract Dark Vegan."

We're in the middle of downtown Porkbelly and in the fight, a lot of destruction is happening and waking up a lot of people. What a way to start Christmas for this town where cartoonishly ridiculous things happen and there's an unrealistically high number of white people. Does everyone important to the plot of the show besides a couple characters have to be white? Seriously? I'm white and I think there's too many depictions of white people to the point it doesn't reflect reality. Fuck racism, Christian values, and white supremacy. Anyway, we all just ignore the damage because there's a giant Dark Vegan to contend with. Dominic will fix the damage later. Right now, we have to take him down. I hand Roan a HP banana and MP candy before getting Dark Vegan's attention: "Hey Dark Vegan! If you're going to destroy someone, you should destroy me because I'm harder to destroy than Johnny Test! Look at me! And behold, my real face! *takes off mask and cloak before putting them away* And oh look, Regnes came here! Alright then. Regnes, let's work together! I'm so glad you've been helping Roan and appear to have just taken a quick rest before rejoining the battle. Good move, comrade. Good move." Dark Vegan is now after me and Regnes replies: "I like that idea. Let's go." Roan adds: "I'm ready to stand tall again. Thank you. I will help protect everyone alongside you! Holy Cross! Shield Boomerang!" "I'm surprised you have yet to use the attacks becoming a Paladin granted you." "I do not believe I need them." "I get it now. No need to elaborate further! Now, Regnes. It's time for you to evolve into your most powerful form. Let's skip all the fine print. I activate Rank Up Magic Numbers Force! With it, I can use a number or chaos number to summon a chaos number that shares part of its name with it. Go, Rank Up Chaos Xyz Evolution! Come on out, my comrade but with more power than before! Much more in fact. Now that that's settled, here we go! Spin Slash! Jump Slash! Darkeye Slash! Super Spin Slash! Super Duper Spin Slash! Risky Spin Slash! Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 150! Drawing Destruction! Drawing Devastation! Great Infernal Tornado Slash! Now, you attack, Regnes!"

Regnes attacks too and so, all of our attacks become one and slam into macro Dark Vegan who is trying to blast us with orange eye lasers. Eye lasers? It's been a while since I've fought anyone who uses those kind of lasers. Doesn't include that pathetic Trump I killed because he stood no chance against me. But of course, our attacks do absolutely nothing: "Well crap. Is his armor that much more powerful? In that case, I'm switching tactics. Regnes, I equip 3 copies of the spell card Power Of The Guardians onto you. Eventually, we will win and those equip spells will make sure of it. My armor is allowing me the time and calm needed to plan this all out while running in the middle of battle as Dark Vegan tries to destroy us all. This is fun." Roan also changes strategies along with Regnes. The number just keeps attacking Dark Vegan and persistently doing so despite being hit and knocked back many times over. He's unkillable now so I'm not shocked. Roan times it right to when an eye laser is about to hit him: "Reflective Shield!" And just like that, his shield reflects the blast, forming a crack in Dark Vegan's armor: "Curse you, crusader! I just wanted toast but now, all I want is for all of you to be destroyed! I will destroy Johnny Test and finally get my revenge!" "Fly, Super Dukey, fly!" "Don't be illogical, Johnny X! Remember the power inside both of you instead of running around aimlessly! Trying using your head for once and stop being a living stereotype of our generation! While you figure that out, I'm going to perform my change in tactics. Anatomical Disruption!" I perform a lot of Anatomical Disruption attacks to many areas of Dark Vegan's armor. He may be big now but he isn't invincible. This will prove that fact. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. After my attacks inflict some structural damage to his armor, I remove my shield from my back and hold it in my left hand before stopping to face Dark Vegan.

My focus is to see what the others are doing, offer verbal support, and block and reflect everything I can with my sword and shield. I state that to the others, drawing the ire of Dark Vegan in the process: "Darn you, knight of some kind! I will destroy you for blocking and reflecting my attacks! You won't be able to stop them all and that will be why you're about to be destroyed." I smirk: "Johnny and Dukey have smartened up so I wouldn't be so sure of that! Plus, Regnes is getting close to having enough attack points to dent your armor by himself!" Just then, the famous Turbo Toy Force fly down from the sky. The leader who has blonde hair and blue eyes, a purple shirt, a blue sweater tied around the neck, and white pants, Nice Sweater Ben says: "Never fear for we are here to help! Merry Christmas, everyone! The Turbo Toy Force is honored to help you defeat Dark Vegan!" "No, not the Turbo Toy Force! I will destroy you all! Wacko was not thrilled to tell us about you!" Malibu Stacy smirks. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, a pink dress, pink shoes, and a necklace: "That won't be as easy as you think!" The Green Dragon on the team breathes fire at Dark Vegan, making the damage to his armor worse. The Pink Rabbit on their team flies with her ears and starts trying to knock Dark Vegan down. Chew Toy, a red spiky chew toy adds to this by pushing against one of his legs. Ben wraps his sweater around Vegan's other leg and starts pulling in the direction of Pink Rabbit's wind. Stacy uses her strong deodorant spray to do her best to stun Vegan, making him unable to attack us for a time. Regnes firmly plants his weapon into Vegan's armor and uses it to try to knock him down too by pushing. I do the same thing as does Roan. That's good. Meanwhile, Dukey transforms into an elephant and begins pushing too. Johnny uses Hurricane Hands to help this along too. After about 20 seconds of effort, Dark Vegan is knocked down to the street.

The shockwave causes a lot of destruction including the shattering of his armor to reveal he's only got underwear underneath it: "Noooo! Curse you all! I've lost! This is not fair! I just wanted some toast and some time with my daughter, Jillian! She's always telling me to stop acting like a villain! I need to listen to her!" "It's okay, Dark Vegan. You just wanted better toast than ever before and time with her. I get it. Calm yourself. You don't actually hate us. I can tell. Those who inflict pain selfishly onto others do deserve a lesson in pain and punishment. Or at least, they should normally be the only ones sufferings. But, there are cases in which they don't deserve any of that. It's when they stop hurting people and show proof that they want to do better. It's when they're willing to change in order to redeem themselves. You have a lot of work to do. The amount of harm you have caused means you have a long road of atonement ahead of you. The pupil of one of my greatest friends caused a lot of misery because he was a victim of a society that ignored him and his sadness turned into hatred. That hatred turned him into a curse after he cast away his face. It's been over 5 years since he was returned to his senses and only recently did he return to his family. The work he did while learning from my close friend was enough for him to be forgiven. As for you, you could start by helping whoever you can when you can. A lot of people were clearly injured in this battle. They need to be taken care of. You're not a true villain. Give up on the act, you aren't fooling anyone besides Pmurt Nedib. One of my other close friends can repair all the damage and fix your armor. Just hold still while Regnes extracts the number inside of you. It's interesting. We are starting to see individuals with numbers inside of them go berserk in new ways or not go berserk at all." "Y-you're right."

I extract his number and Dominic comes over in time to fix everything: "Hey everyone. Oh, we have some more help now. Good because I needed to take a break from helping fight Mr. Mittens. It's just constant scratches and hairballs with him all while Santa is trying to escape a giant snow globe he created. Nap please. Ugh. Anyway, I'll fix all of the damage now and help rescue and help the people." With Dominic's help, everything gets fixed and everyone gets healed thanks to his and Roan's efforts in just 5 minutes. Well, I guess that's settled and it's time to stop Mr. Mittens. Dominic gets us to the scene of the fight. The top of the Test Family House. Clearly because Susan and Mary nearly got to their lab but failed. The General is unconscious while Mr. Black and Mr. White have been trapped inside the giant snow globe with Santa and his reindeer. "Dominic, are you sure it was a good idea to leave Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce alone to fight Mr. Mittens?" The fight that's still going on leaves Dominic no need to answer. Mr. Mittens is so disgusted by the smell of the Tomapieian that he's unwilling to fight him so instead, Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce is using a plasma gun against Albert who is protecting Mr. Mittens because he's actually a really good fighter. He looks like the standard elderly British butler and is wearing a elf outfit: "Hey Albert! Why don't you ditch Mr. Mittens already? Like come on, you could hang out with Dukey and I instead!" "I'm afraid I cannot do that, Johnathan Test. Mr. Mittens pays me well and the benefits are nice especially now that that Pmurt Nedib has deposited a nice paycheck in the mail for him." "Pmurt Nedib paying someone more than an inadequate salary? That's unheard of from someone as greedy as him! I'm sorry to cut into your argument but I can do better. I'm not one to bribe so I won't bribe. Albert, you could just live for free where I live with this scientist here and many others. The living arrangements are excellent there and there are several places to relax. We even have a library because myself, this scientist, amd our friend Bray insisted on having one in a joint statement."

"And where is your proof, young man?" "Please don't call me man, I'm not a man or a woman. I'm a person. I'm also a knight. So if it makes you feel any better, you can call me young knight. You wouldn't be the first to do so. Here is the proof. Dominic, do you have that new projector stick you invented because we got tired of the Illustration Spell from the Moonlands?" "Yes I do! Don't ask me for more to do. I made this thing while half asleep, I know how to get it working. In fact, my fascination with my own device has caused me to become excited for the first time all day! I don't want a nap when I can show off evidence for what Swiftdrawer's talking about! Albert and everyone else, prepare to have your brains get stimulated with overwhelming emotion throughout the parts that are connected to your eyes and ears. The occipital and ocular lobes." Dominic shows everyone a perfect projection of the Miitopia BRAINS base as a narration by Pirate Blaster plays: "Are your hinnies sick and tired of that scrubby old concept you landlubbers have widely accepted called paying just to live? Never fear for we have a solution for you that will make you want to jump up and down while pushing all toxicity in your life off the plank! If you are listening, you are invited to join a collective organization dedicated to the protection of timelines, marginalized life forms, and more with no leader called the BRAINS Collective! You can even temporarily move here while we get you settled in. We don't use any form of money or credit. That stuff is used by power hungry farts who really should walk the plank into social isolation to control societies! Admire this more and I will maybe see you soon!" After some thinking, Albert accepts my proposal: "You have impressed me. I apologize, Master Mittens. But I quit my job." "Albert, noooo! I need you! How am I supposed to take over the world without your help?" And that was how we defeated Mr. Mittens. He may be much stronger than before but his emotions are blind-sighting him completely.

Suddenly, Pandor shows up from Link VRAINS: "How interesting. You used the method I prefer of destroying your enemy. Making them your friend. I've been observing the series of events here this whole time. I have yet to figure out a new purpose for myself just yet but this helped clear my algorithms." I quickly let Regnes extract the number card that is inside Mr. Mittens as his emotions leave him stuck in place and shellshocked. Pandor is an AI that was created by Revolver of all people because Ai decided to act like a villain along with Roboppi in his most brilliant scheme ever. She wasn't enough to allow Go, Ghost Gal, Blue Maiden, or Zaizen to defeat Ai or Roboppi but it's great to see her. Missions with her on the team have been shown through collected data and extremely complex math to be 20% more successful on average. She has blue/white skin, red eyes, green streaks of hair, a black, white, and blue suit featuring gold lines and a red diamond on the collar, black gloves, and black boots with gold lines. She then adds: "I must get going. There is a minor situation in Link VRAINS I have been asked to take care of. I will be at the BRAINS Workersmas Celebration underneath Heartland City. See you then." I sigh: "We have so much explaining to do. For now, let's free Santa and the others before stopping Bling Bling Boy." We do so and Santa thanks us: "Hohoho. Merry Christmas. Thank you for helping me. Now I can return to bringing joy to the children in the world. Well, I must be off if I'm going to deliver all of the gifts in time!" He gets on his sleigh and urges the reindeer to take him up and so they do. Mr. Black and Mr. White are too in shock to say or do anything much like Mr. Mittens. Dominic groans: "Before we take down Bling Bling Boy, I'm taking those 2 and their general back to their base. I'm so annoyed and tired now. But I'll be right back." He returns in a jiffy and now it's time to figure out what it do about Mr. Mittens. Albert has an idea so he starts tickling Mr. Mittens. The cat can't help but laugh: "Hahahaha! This is so funny! It's too funny! Stop it! Stop tickling me, Albert! I order you to!"

"I'm no longer under your employment, Mr. Mittens. It would do you good to remember that." "Albert! How could you do this to me?! We were going to rule the world and have a cat paradise!" "I apologize but I must look out for my own best interests." "I understand that much but what do I do now?" "Why don't you help defeat Bling Bling Boy? I'm sure you'll figure out a new purpose in life that way." Everyone is acting like Mr. Mittens was never in possession of a number card. That and Dominic and I are the only ones here who realized that numbers given to individuals are less corrupting without any external energies applied to them but still very much corrupting. Strange. You'd think Pmurt Nedib would want the opposite effect. Oh well. More importantly, I teleport all of us to Bling Bling Boy's island where Susan, Mary, Aqua, Blue Maiden, and the 6 Marincess monsters from before are fighting Bling Bling Boy and that invention that was partly Pmurt Nedib's design. It is having no romantic effect on anyone, not even Aqua. And she's the most likely of them to fall in love with someone. Susan and Mary love Gil too much to love anyone else, Blue Maiden is more focused on her brother, and well, the Marincess monsters have never shown any indication of romantic feelings. Bling Bling Boy has long given up on that and is instead using Death Mode while also trying to knock individuals out with his now oversized arms because of the number he has. Oh and his brain is unnaturally large now because of it too. He's a terrifying perfect balance of power, brains, and emotions. How do we compete with that? Dominic is worried too once we are inside the lab on the inside of the island's volcano: "What a causation to want a nap. Bling Bling Boy's brain is huge now and he has arms that are so big that they should be knocking him down. It looks like his intellect is allowing him to defy the force of gravity which is 9.8 meters per second squared." "Damn it. You can't just rip any part of him apart without there being dire and extreme consequences. This is not good. Not good at all. We have to be very strategic to beat him. His mind puts both of ours to shame and I'm scared. I rarely feel fear but I am now. Knowledge is power."

Most of our entourage don't seem to get that as they decide to recklessly attack Bling Bling Boy but he just dodges everything while still attacking everyone else except Susan who is furious with him. Are those love hearts in Bling Bling Boy's eyes? Okay, Bling Bling Boy is the heart struck brainiac boss. I forgot about that and about 99% of everything that has happened today because the brain is funny and so are plot inconveniences. I couldn't even tell you how this adventure ends. The irony in that is just too good to not comment on. Oh well, it means that my thoughts are technically completely fresh and all that jazz. But enough of this commentary. Roan was one of the ones who didn't recklessly attack: "We can't underestimate him. If Swiftdrawer fears his power then we must stay on out guard. We can't make any more mistakes like that." The other Artist monsters catch up with us: "Oh good, you're all here too and still in one piece! Great! Jammer, do you really have to play that ominous and gloomy melody? We haven't lost yet so please stop killing the mood. I know it's your thing but not right now please." Dominic says: "Wait, Bling Bling Boy has 2 weaknesses. I'm so tired that I didn't realize it at first. Crap. Now I want a nap even more. His knowledge is so immense but that knowledge comes with some vulnerabilities such as decreased happiness and positive mood. Furthermore, his confidence is at an all time high. You can see it even though he is clearly in extreme love right now. We have to use those to our advantage as soon as we formulate how to perfectly. But first, we need to distract him and destroy that weapon of his. I'll destroy it while the distraction is going on. I forgot another weakness because it's one we all share. We cannot focus on many things at once. Well, maybe Aqua can but no one else. I'm glad you decided to join us, Dark Vegan. Back to my point. It should be easy to distract and confuse him if we generate enough chaos." And with that, we know what to do. I pull out my guitar and sheath my sword for the moment. With the instrument, I strum some heavy riffs while singing random crap as high pitched as I can(basically Rob Halford/power metal style vocals).

As that happened, Roan used Grand Cross to deal damage while taking damage. Bling Bling Boy was too occupied with everything else to notice that or the sudden destruction of his weapon. Dominic just needed a very quick distraction to pull off the destruction of that weapon. Randomly, that makes me think of Austin because he can also destroy things with his powers but in a different way. His vocal cords enhanced by magic. I'm going to make sure he's on the team with me to help out characters from the universe of Steven Universe next month in the new year. Anyway, Dark Vegan let out a rant about toast while seemingly attacking the rich boy, Johnny and Dukey started freestyle rapping for some reason, Potato Cheesy Garlic Sauce danced while singing about being a walking and talking pizza. Need I go on? No. At any rate, it gave us an opening to deal a lot of damage to Bling Bling Boy with various quick attacks. In retrospect, that was far from enough. We still have a long way to go when it comes to defeating him. We're not trying to kill him. Otherwise, Dominic would have just ripped him apart or I would have used the BRAIN Blaster which is just 3 uses from self destructing. That feature is a fail safe that prevents severe injury or death because the BRAIN Blasters get more and more unstable over time since they have anti matter inside of them. That's how they disintegrate things and people. Anti matter. If things keep up like this, I'm tempted to call for reinforcements to help us overwhelm his senses to the point not even his supersized brain will be powerful enough to resist our attacks. But then, a twist happens. Yappa Yappa appears with a sadistic grin on his face and talks so loud, everyone can hear him say: "I have informed my 'master' of the failures of Dark Vegan, Brain Freezer, and Mr. Mittens along with the fact that Bling Bling Boy is still in battle. He has given me permission to just kill you all as I see fit! After dealing with the strikes, he is just too agitated about anything and everything now! It's hilarious but it won't be as fun as when I start to slowly kill all of you! But first, I'm going to kill Bling Bling Boy! You can choose to help me and be given a few more minutes to live or just watch and die right after he dies!"

We all stop fighting Bling Bling Boy and just step back. We all had the same general thought. This was after I said: "Be careful, everyone! Yappa Yappa is extremely powerful and dangerous! I've never defeated him on my own. Not once. The last time I essentially did was only because Dominic here made sure he had no more limbs to use." The same thought was we wanted to intervene but a fight with Yappa Yappa must be avoided at all costs. So because of that, we can't save Bling Bling Boy without doing something that will cause Yappa Yappa to want to kill us first instead and he'll respond so quickly that whatever we do won't even be executed completely, making its success impossible. Thus, we're staying back to prolong the time Yappa Yappa spends on Bling Bling Boy. Fortunately for us by sheer irony, Bling Bling Boy would turn out to be a chore for Yappa Yappa to defeat despite all of his tricks. "Now that you're done learning to not get in the way of my killings, I'm going to start killing Bling Bling Boy! It'll be so much fun to do this! I just can't wait to get started! Killing is my life, my reason for existing now!" "Listen here, you oversized alien! You get out of my way so I can be with my beloved Susan or else!" "Or else what? Your little words don't mean anything to me. All I care about is killing you slowly and enjoying as you bleed out and scream in pain! That's all I want! Pmurt Nedib has limited my killings so greatly and it disgusts me to no end! I'm so jealous that he gets to run the show! I want to run the show and kill everyone and everything I hate without stopping for anything!" To test what I was thinking earlier, I get out my phone to contact others to come help us. But Yappa Yappa turns his right leg into super stretchy puddy and wrestles me for my phone with it. I give up and put my phone away. Grinning, he undoes all that he did and refocuses his attention to Bling Bling Boy: "Now where was I? Oh yes, killing you! Overcharged Cruel Obligatory Obedience! This will be enough to allow me to get on top of you before I start cutting you with my pitchfork and binding you with my legs!"

He moves far too fast for Bling Bling Boy to dodge any of his attacks so the Susan obsessed rich boy is forced to actually fight with brawn and Brain at the same time: "I have figured out the perfect way to defeat you now that I've seen some of what you can do! I can't dodge you but I can take you down from my sweet Susan!" He tries to crush Yappa Yappa with his oversized hands but that doesn't work: "Nice try but I live to kill! That means I don't want to ever be killed! I become stronger to kill more and faster and to avoid being killed again or just as bad, be utterly humiliated! I won't die again! Not until I kill Adam and Pmurt Nedib! You're just the first step in my plan! Mr. Mittens and Dark Vegan will have to die too! And I can't wait to kill them so very slowly!" "I'm rich so there's no way you can actually defeat me! As long as I have the weapon that will make Susan fall for me at last! Wait, where is it?" "I don't care about humor, only killing but I do find this hysterical and entertaining! Your emotions are so amusing that I almost forget how much they disgust me! Your weapon is gone forever! As much as I'd enjoy you get mad at who was responsible, I want you focused on nothing but me so I can delight in your misery and pain as I crush all of your hopes and dreams while gradually making sure you die slowly in so much agony! If that attack won't bring you to the floor, this will! Pummeling Pitchfork!" It isn't enough to bring him down either: "Why are you so difficult to beat? No matter, it will make killing you that much more delightful and fun! Yuck, do you not use deodorant or take a shower? You're filthy and so disgusting, Bling Bling Boy! Your horrible stench only fuels my desire to kill you more!" "What?! You don't like my manly smell? It'll make Susan fall in love with me for sure!" "Do you ever stop talking about that Susan Test? On a scale of 1 to 10 on how much I want to kill her, it's a 3.5. You are a 10! And that means I'm not going to stop fighting you until you're pleading for your life as I end it!"

The 2 begin clashing for real. Yappa Yappa attacks and swings with his pitchfork while turning his arms into electrical water while Bling Bling Boy uses his brain to expertly perform many attack moves with his large arms I've never seen before in my life. That's all they really do for a while with neither of them close to giving in: "For a human rich boy, you aren't bad at this. I still want to kill you so badly! I hate you so much because you're so rich! The rich have all the power and I have to do the dirty work of my rich 'master' to keep up appearances! It's so disgusting, you are disgusting! I just hate the rich class's unwillingness to do the killing themselves in most cases! How dare they miss out on the fun just so they can relax?! A true killer does the killing themselves! What's the point of having someone killed when it wasn't even by your hands? I'm so jealous and disgusted of people who can live that way! I hate watching as others do the killing while I have to stay put and not help them kill faster and more successfully! I'm going to make you scream so much in the end! There's no escaping your death! The fun has only just started! I can't wait to watch you struggle to stay alive more and more as you begin to run out of energy and options! You aren't used to fighting like this so killing you will be even more sweet!" "Yeah well you're the guy who let someone else walk all over you! I'm Bling Bling Boy, I don't do that sort of thing! All I want is Susan's love and world domination! I want everyone to know who I am so I can show off what I can do to existence more!" "I'll kill your dreams before killing you! Killing dreams is almost as fun as actually killing someone! But I'm so sick of sappy love like you have! I only let Pmurt Nedib think he's walking all over me! I'm just using him as much as he is using me, if not more! After I kill him, his company will be mine and I'll run it better than he ever could! And at least I don't have to keep the noise down so 'mommy' can't yell at me for any reason!" Bling Bling's mom yells: "EUGENE! YOU BETTER NOT BE FIGHTING IN THERE! ITS PAST 1 IN THE MORNING!" "I'm not, mom! Im just testing out the new life like robots, fighting capabilities and all!"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AS LONG AS YOU AREN'T FIGHTING JOHNNY TEST AGAIN! JUST KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!" "Okay, mom! I'll quiet down!" That seems to satisfy her but Yappa Yappa's sadistic grin which hasn't left for some time now widens further: "If I weren't killing you right now, I'd kill her in her sleep! No one interrupts me when Im trying to kill someone! Especially when I'm especially enjoying it like right now!" 30 minutes later after the same stuff happening, Yappa Yappa has tricked Bling Bling Boy into forgetting about his arms and attacks. He uses them to defeat him but is worn out from all the battling: "I finally have you pinned to the ground! At last! I can finally start killing you even though I'm so tired! This is going to be the best day ever of my life for sure! And I'm taking your number from you! I haven't had one of those with me in a while!" That's when myself and the others intervene. Yappa Yappa screams in pain as his right hand and arm are destroyed by Dominic, forcing him to drop his pitchfork. He picks it up in his left hand but comes face to face with the Turbo Toy Force who physically restrain him and push him to the ground. In the midst of the chaos, I extract the number from Bling Bling Boy and he falls unconscious. Yappa Yappa overpowers them and is just about to stab Ben when Aqua generates a small data storm that slow his movements. With that in mind, Roan and I both use our swords to attack Yappa Yappa. This surprise onslaught was enough to make him incapable of killing anybody right now. And then, Dominic opens a portal behind Yappa Yappa. Before my arch nemesis can do anything else, I use my body and sword to force him through it with Roan backing me up: "What are you doing?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You're ruining everything!" "Returning you to sender. See ya." "Noooo! Not now! Not now! Aaaaaaa!"

That's the final time we heard his voice in 2022. The whole lab is a mess but Dominic fixes it up quickly and effectively. With that done, Bling Bling Boy exclaims: "That was terrifying! I'm so glad my sweet Susan is here! Come here my sweet, let's get together and get married right away!" "Eww!" "Sorry to interrupt your gag but we should talk about everything somewhere that isn't public or here. Or a house for that matter." "I need a nap but I have that covered. Hold me, everyone!" We all touch Dominic as he teleports us to the forest park just outside Porkbelly. It's beautiful but of course, it's also dark and a little ominous considering it's really early in the morning. "Are you all okay with staying up for even longer to hear us explain? We'll get some others to come here who will better explain it to some of you than we could." Johnny yawns: "Sure!" "Johnny, you do know you're really tired, right?" "No I'm not!" "Johnny, Dukey is right. You need to sleep, you're a growing boy." "Aww, Susan is so cute when she acts smart!" "Shut up, EUGENE!" "Can you stop yelling?! It's giving me a headache! Ack! Hairball! Not again!" The Brain Freezer shows up out of nowhere. Looks like he reformed: "Hi everyone! Merry Christmas! It's so nICE to see all of you! Don't worry, I'm not going to freeze anyone. That's in the past now. Instead of Brain Freezer, I'm now Good Freezer! Isn't that awesome and nICE?!" "Can we just get to the part where I can eat my toast in peace before going back to bed? I'm willing to wait to hear about these explanations until the afternoon." And so, it was agreed that we wait till the afternoon for that to take place. So, we dropped off everyone from this universe to their homes before jumping forward in time to the afternoon. To be continued in Chaotic Hangouts Chapter 9.

Outro: Well well well. Wasn't this a unique chapter and take on the Johnny Test universe? I started out with a plan that ended up being only partially used and came up with all kinds of ideas on the spot. I had no plans to include the Turbo Toy Force or have Yappa Yappa be the one to defeat Bling Bling Boy. But I think it turned out great! I'm actually surprised I was able to get this whole chapter basically done 10 days before Christmas 2022. That speeds up my timetable for finishing writing for this month! I will start the Steven Universe arc in the next chapter I write of this. Stay tuned for that. To hell with Novelww, the site that has published 8 of my stories without my permission, committing copyright infringement and plagiarism in the process. It has done this to many other authors on Wattpad so please tell people to avoid Novelww. I also encouraged making fun of Novelww in some of your stories like I have. Even if you publish a story chapter that has a title that paints that site in a bad light, it will still be posted on there. Anyway, that's it. Screw Novelww. Bye bye, I'll see you again soon hopefully!