With Sonic; he was dangling upside on pullup bars with a Rubik's cube.
He inspected the whole thing before spinning it around, putting the colors back in their respective places.
Sonic nodded.
"Solved it." said Sonic.
He tossed the Rubik's cube onto a table.
The hedgehog chuckled as Amity appeared behind him.
"I am a pro at puzzles." said Sonic.
Amity shook her head.
"Yeah right!" She said.
Sonic turned to Amity.
"I seriously am!" He said.
"You couldn't even solve a 2000 piece puzzle in less then a minute." said Amity.
Sonic became deadpanned.
"Really, do you even know who you're talking to?" said Sonic, "I could complete a 5000 piece puzzle in only five seconds."
Roger appeared in the area and climbed up a tree before lying down on a branch.
"Right, but if you want anyone's help to solve a near complicated puzzle, just talk to my ex partner. They can solve any puzzle you give them." said Roger.
Sonic looked at Roger.
"I swear, you've got some strange interests in people." said Sonic, "As if currently dating a girl from Gravity Falls didn't fill your quota of unusual relationships."
"It did." said Roger.
Sonic shook his head.
"Typical." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"I prefer the term, awesome boyfriend." said Roger.
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"You're weirder then you make yourself seem Roger." said Amity.
"What, because of my insane track record of relationships?" said Roger.
"No because of the type of people you dated." said Amity.
Sonic got off the pull up bar.
"This coming from someone who started dating a human despite human prejudice on the Boiling Isles and managed to trademark 'Awesome Girlfriend' before anyone else could get the chance." Sonic said before holding up a white shirt with black letters that spell out Awesome Girlfriend and a picture of Amity's face on it.
"I paid a lot of money just to keep that trademark." said Amity.
"Obviously." said Roger.
Then Luz appeared to Amity's right wearing a shirt that said 'My Awesome Girlfriend' and an arrow pointing in the opposite direction.
The human noticed the mishap before turning the arrow to point to Amity and put an arm around her awesome girlfriend's shoulder.
"Just proved my point." said Sonic.
"We're awesome." said Luz.
Roger started scratching himself like a dog would.
Then a chiming sound was heard and Roger pulled out his phone to see a text from Wendy that said 'Doing anything tonight?'
Roger flipped to his calendar app and looked at his schedule.
He smiled.
"Oh good, I'm free." said Roger.
He flipped back to his text message and typed down 'I'm free, just hope nothing bad happens like my cousin comes across a box with a puzzle on it and we end up fighting one of Sledge's prisoners just to keep it safe'.
He put his phone away.
But then Meek and Anne appeared with a box of sorts that had a shit load of buttons on it.
"You will not believe what we've been through." said Anne.
Roger is shocked.
"Rats." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"I really got to stop tempting fate." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Meek and Anne set the box down.
They smiled.
"We came across this box with buttons on it. Don't know what's in it yet, but if it's secured this much, it must hold a very deadly weapon that shouldn't fall into the wrong hands." said Meek.
"Like a book?" said Roger.
Amity sighed.
"Books aren't deadly weapons." said Amity.
But she was hit in the face by a copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince before falling to the ground.
Roger chuckled.
"I'm sure Keanu Reeves would say otherwise." said Roger.
But then Luz tossed the same book to Roger's face, knocking him to the ground.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Luz said while impersonating the Hippo Lady from Rocko's Modern Life.
Sonic noticed a piece of paper on the box.
"Hey look, someone left something on the box." said Sonic.
He removed the paper and looked at it.
"It's a message of sorts. Congratulations on finding this very well hidden box. But before you can claim what's inside, you must pass one test. The only way to open this box is to push only one button. Push the right one, the contents of the box will be yours for the taking, but push the wrong button, then the contents will be destroyed." said Sonic.
He groaned and dropped the letter.
"Well I'm not going to solve this puzzle, I'll mess up on the first try." said Sonic.
Everyone inspected the box.
"Well this'll be confusing to solve." said Anne.
"I'm going to play some Tetris." said Roger.
He pulled out his phone and started playing Tetris.
Meek pulled out his chest plate and aimed it at the box and it was scanned.
"I've got nothing. This is to complicated for me." said Tom.
Meek groaned.
"Great, not even my armor can figure this out." said Meek.
"Now what can we do?" said Anne.
Everyone did some thinking before Amity thought of something.
"Wait a minute, Roger." said Amity.
Roger looked at the witch in confusion.
"What?" said Roger.
"You said that your ex partner could solve any complicated puzzle that's given to them, give them a call to help us out." said Amity.
Roger did some thinking.
"Well, I could ask them to help out, but I'm not to sure, we haven't really spoken to each other since I moved to Earth." said Roger, "Last I recall, they got a job as an architect building complicated mazes for children."
Amity smiled.
"That's good enough." said Amity.
A record scratching sound was heard as Luz became confused.
"Wait, this ostrich you dated is working as an architect? I thought you needed to be a collage graduate to know of that. Isn't-"Luz said before doing some thinking, "Oh wait, shouldn't they be the same age as you?"
Roger chuckled.
"Funny thing, labor laws are very weird on Mobius." said Roger.
"Yeah, once you turn 13, you are legally declared an adult and thereby free to go to collage." said Meek.
Luz is shocked.
"What is that place, Swellview?" said Luz.
Roger did some thinking before turning off his Tetris game and dialed a number on it and put the phone to his ear as ringing was heard.
A split screen appeared and on the other side was a female Mobian ostrich in an office using a Mobian smartphone.
"Hello?" said the ostritch.
"Hello, is this Olivia?" said Roger.
The ostrich known as Olivia became confused.
"How do you know who I am?" said Olivia.
"I know you because you and me dated each other in middle school, but wound up breaking up because we both agreed it was a hassle trying to explain to my parents about you being non binary." said Roger.
Olivia became shocked.
"Roger?" said Olivia.
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" He joked.
"Yeah, yeah, you said the same thing when we first met." said Olivia.
"I know." said Roger.
"So, what do you need?" said Olivia.
Roger chuckled.
"Yeah, I was calling because some friends of mine came across a puzzle that none of us can solve, and I thought-"Roger said before Amity cleared her throat, "This friend of mine thought that I should ask for your help in solving it. This puzzle has only one shot at being solved, and if we fail it the first time, we won't be able to solve it ever again. You think maybe you can come over to Earth and try to figure out the puzzle's solution?"
Olivia smiled.
"I'll do it." said Olivia.
Roger smiled.
"Good to know." said Roger, "Look for a building that looks like a ducks head, I'll be in there at the food court. Bye."
He pressed the end call icon.
