OK Zoomer

Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Beyblade series.

Pairings: Pre-slash Aiga x Hikaru, established Valt x Hyuga.

Summary:

Hyuga annoys Hikaru about his slow progress confessing to Aiga. Oh, and Lui is Santa Claus.


"Can you believe it, Hikaru? Can you? Valt's birthday and my birthday are a day apart!"

"March 20th and March 21st? It's a coincidence, Hyuga."

Hyuga made every stupid face at his brother his aggravatingly elastic face could be shaped into. "You just wish your birthday and Aiga's birthday were close like ours! Valt's and mine being so close together means we were born to battle together!"

"Sheesh! And by your logic, Lui is Santa Claus cuz his birthday's December 25th!"

"Oh, Hikaru, is he? Is he?" Hyuga's eyes glittered. "If I'm extra nice to him, will he bring me those parts I wanted? Yay, yay! Too awesome!"

Hikaru's everything sharpened and his shoulders shook. "Of course he's not! Isn't that obvious?"

Hyuga put down his enthusiastic fists, but only for a second. "EHHHH? He won't? All right! I'll go super all-out and give Lui some of Otosan's special spaghetti! Zoom! Zoom! Bang! Bang!"

"It doesn't work that way, Hyuga!"

"Why not?"

Santa Claus or not, nobody bribed Shirasagijo Lui.

"You clearly aren't thinking about this rationally! So while you're trying to butter up Lui, who you think is Santa Claus, I'll be focussing on coming up with a plan with Helios on how to best take on Aiga!" Hikaru polished his Bey.

"What's wrong with just saying how you feel, Hikaru?" Hyuga teased him with the smoochy lips gesture.

"I'm not gonna just tell him, Hyuga!"

"You know what Valt did when I did? Valt shouted 'I have a boyfriend!'"

He did that?

"Valt is cooler than Aiga! He's the greatest!"

"HUH?" Hikaru gasped. "No, Aiga is!"

"Valt!"

"Aiga!"

"Valt!"

"Aiga!"

"Valt! Valt!"

"AI-GA!"

"Then why are you waiting to tell him, Hikaru? Why don't you tell him now? What's so cool about Aiga anyway?"

"Aside from being an excellent blader? Have you not noticed how caring he is around animals? I'm gonna live in the countryside with him!"

Yeah. One sentence too many.

"You are? Can I come over and ride one of your cows?"

There his brother was, jumping ahead again!

"Hyuga, no. I have to…I have to plan this out."

Not everyone could rush into things like Asahi Hyuga.