Star Trek Alternates: Omake

"WHY ME?" Seven of Nine protested as she was made to speak.

"You're the most popular of us," Jean-Luc Picard noted. "Plus the author likes you."

"That's just because he liked Seven and Janeway fanfiction," Seven complained.

"That explains why he likes us," Raffi noted, the other woman looking amused.

"Anyway.. please read," Picard sighed.

"Ahem," Seven cleared her throat, "the author, in a ploy to get more reviews, has smushed together three unrelated Star Trek stories into one."

"Bastard," Raffi muttered. "I don't WANT to be associated with his Star Trek Vanguard fic!"

Seven ignored that. "Please review, or the author may mush in more unfinished Star Trek stuff."

"And NONE of us want that," Picard noted dryly.

To be continued...

Notes: Yeah, combined three mostly un-reviewed fanfics. ONE OF THESE DAYS I want to do a Star Trek thing based on Picard and the new Stargazer, maybe. We'll see.