A.N.- Hi everyone if you've read my later poems, Warriors fanfic, and my Elemental series you will know my imaginary guide Shinelily. I thought of doing a little fanfic of us just talking to each other. It's lame and useless, trust me I know.

Shinelily: Graysong you're lame and useless

Graysong: Tu madre

Shinelily: Huh?

Graysong: It's your mom in Spanish. Jezz would it kill you to learn some?

Shinelily: Yeah

Graysong: Well then I'll teach you some you little *

Shinelily: On second thought I'll leave you alone

Graysong: Love to see you try

Shinelily: Oh that's it. You annoy me so much and I hate you!

Graysong: I'm you and you're me so you're saying that you hate yourself? *smirk*

Shinelily: Yeah I- wait. No! I love myself

Graysong: So basically you're a narcissist?

Shinelily: Yep! Wait what?

Graysong: A narcissist. Someone who is obsessed with themselves. Learn some words kid

Shinelily: At least I'm not a freak who has almost zero sense of smell and double jointed

Graysong: I'm not a freak. Yes I have almost no sense of smell and yes I am double jointed in every way possible but I am not a freak but hey, at least I'm not a figment of someone else's imagination

Shinelily: Thats low

Graysong: Well guess what

Shinelily: What?

Graysong: THIS IS NOT BURGER KING YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY

Shinelily: Oooh you Spongebob memed me

Graysong: And I don't give a *

Shinelily: As you should

Graysong: Yeah, I know

Shinelily: Why do you bleep out words?

Graysong: Mom and Dad don't let me say them and I don't want to either. My writing is family-friendly

Shinelily: I'm not

Graysong: Despite the fact that you are rude to me, yes you are

Shinelily: Dang it