A.N.- Hi everyone if you've read my later poems, Warriors fanfic, and my Elemental series you will know my imaginary guide Shinelily. I thought of doing a little fanfic of us just talking to each other. It's lame and useless, trust me I know.
Shinelily: Graysong you're lame and useless
Graysong: Tu madre
Shinelily: Huh?
Graysong: It's your mom in Spanish. Jezz would it kill you to learn some?
Shinelily: Yeah
Graysong: Well then I'll teach you some you little *
Shinelily: On second thought I'll leave you alone
Graysong: Love to see you try
Shinelily: Oh that's it. You annoy me so much and I hate you!
Graysong: I'm you and you're me so you're saying that you hate yourself? *smirk*
Shinelily: Yeah I- wait. No! I love myself
Graysong: So basically you're a narcissist?
Shinelily: Yep! Wait what?
Graysong: A narcissist. Someone who is obsessed with themselves. Learn some words kid
Shinelily: At least I'm not a freak who has almost zero sense of smell and double jointed
Graysong: I'm not a freak. Yes I have almost no sense of smell and yes I am double jointed in every way possible but I am not a freak but hey, at least I'm not a figment of someone else's imagination
Shinelily: Thats low
Graysong: Well guess what
Shinelily: What?
Graysong: THIS IS NOT BURGER KING YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY
Shinelily: Oooh you Spongebob memed me
Graysong: And I don't give a *
Shinelily: As you should
Graysong: Yeah, I know
Shinelily: Why do you bleep out words?
Graysong: Mom and Dad don't let me say them and I don't want to either. My writing is family-friendly
Shinelily: I'm not
Graysong: Despite the fact that you are rude to me, yes you are
Shinelily: Dang it
