I do not own Naruto. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. (Spoilers ahead. You have been warned)
Chapter 2
"I got it."
I said after looking at the grey file in front of me. I opened it to read, but-
"Urgh, it's freaking Japanese!"
I thought for a moment on what I should do and realised should probably use the power given to me by Hermes, the god of languages.
I folded my palms like a Chinese style of greeting done in Kung fu and said, "DOUBLE TRANSLATION!"
I was able to read the document on my own language now.
"Yes! Now let's see.. Naruto Uzumaki.. Naruto..Naruto...Got it!..wait.."
I looked at the biodata to find that Naruto...
..looked like my Uncle Abigore.
When I searched for Sasuke Uchiha..I found it was dad that was staring at me from the picture. With him, I found he had an older sibling which took in the form of Uncle Amnesté.
It's said that he was Itachi Uchiha and became a rogue ninja of a group called...Aka-something. I can't read it properly. Akawaski? No..Akatsuki.
Just what happened to this family..?
I get that Uncle Abigore got orphaned because his human parents sacrificed themselves to save the village..but the story of the Uchiha clan is absolutely horrendous..
...that Uncle Amnesté massacred his own clan, except for dad.
There are some suspicious things going on behind this.
"Too bad, i can't find anything about it though," I sighed.
But why would they be in the "Restricted Section"? Oh..their accounts might be kept a secret from the village. I wished I had my psychometric powers with me to find out more.
I tried to move to another section to look for the rest of my family. But I have no clue what their names are in this life.
(CRASH!)
"What the hell was that?"
"Honourable Grandson! That's the "Restricted Section"! You can't go there!"
"Shit. Someone's coming this way. Gotta hide."
"HONOURABLE GRANDSON!"
I lowered myself to knee level to hide myself..only to find a tiny face crash-landed on my boobs.
"Ah..it's so soft and so-..wait, what?"
It was a kid. He was wearing a cream shirt with grey trousers and a blue scarf around his neck.
I interrupted, "Ahem. Just what do you think you're doing, gaki?"
Wait.. Gaki?
Looks like I'm able to adapt to their language very well.
Plus this kid seems like he's gonna do this to another woman one day.
He rubbed his nose and looked up towards me, and somehow his face seemed so.. familiar.
"HONOURABLE GRANDSON! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"
"Shit. It's Ebisu."
"Hey. Watch your language."
"That's it. I have no other choice, kore... TRANSFORMATION JUTSU!"
He turned into an older version of himself and I got startled by the sudden change.
The prick said "I love you, kore.." and started fucking kissing me.
"What the- mrph!"
I tried to fight him off, but since my powers were taken from me, I only had the strength of a mortal woman. Also, this idiot is quite strong in his adult form.
Ebisu interrupted, "GOTCHA YOU LITTLE- Oh..Oh my god.. I'm extremely sorry.. I shall take my leave."
He left the scene.
I may not have my powers..but I still got my moves.
Hitting him on the head with mine, I took his wrists and gave them a twist.
He may be a child..but I don't give leniency to any action that he can do as he like.
"OW! OW! LET GO! LET GO! KORE.."
He transformed back into a a little kid and I somehow stopped twisting him. No matter how hard or tough I say I can be..his cute, adorable face made me not hurt him.
"Oba-san.."
"Onee-san" I corrected
"Why did you hurt me, Onee-sama?"
"What do you think I should do to a guy, that too a child-in-disguise started kissing me out of nowhere? Give him an award?"
"I did that to escape Ebisu, kore.."
"...what's your name, gaki?"
"Konohamaru."
Author's notes:
This fanfic has the mix of Naruto and a slight reference to Greek mythology and other pantheons. I added it to create a flavour for the plot and diversity in narration. I hope you would enjoy the bizarreness of my writing style ;)
