Writer's Notes


This story is rated M for Sexual reference some Nudity Violence and Swearing

This story features Goku X Vegeta all of my stories will because why not

The story begins when Goku finds Vegeta along with Tien and Chiotzu yes Vegeta was sent to Earth with Goku but they got separated

Goku and Vegeta will also be the same age because it'll make more sense for the story

This story is very strange and probably dumb but I had a lot of fun with it and my stories and ideas might be strange but they're not nearly as strange as half the stuff I see from What if YouTubers these days

Do not read if you are against the Goku and Vegeta relationship or if you're easily offended this story gets specific with the sex jokes and references and I don't want people coming here and expecting a pure hearted story

And by "pure hearted" I mean tame and for all audiences,this is for people 18 and older


Heated Rivalry


Goku is walking through a forest when he meets a three eyed man named Tien his friend Chiotzu and a boy with a tail named Vegeta

Vegeta tells Goku about the saiyans and that his saiyan name is Kakarot at first Goku didn't believe Vegeta but he quickly accepted this as the truth

Goku asks Vegeta to help him train Vegeta agrees because he knows that he requires infinitely more strength if he is going to fulfill his destiny and destroy the Frieza empire permanently

Goku and Vegeta train constantly Vegeta is extremely surprised by Goku's progress after just one month Goku has strength equal to Vegeta

Goku tells Vegeta about a tournament coming up Vegeta doesn't want to fight he thinks that this tournament is just a distraction and it's pointless to participate but he does agree to come with and watch

Goku and Vegeta show up at the tournament location Vegeta gets to meet Goku's friends

"These humans are weak" Vegeta says as he crosses his arms

Goku doesn't respond he knows Vegeta is right but he won't admit it because if he does then it's true

The tournament begins and Goku wins there isn't anything worth noting for Goku he begs Vegeta to participate next time Vegeta will think about it

Goku collects his money and begins to fly away he senses an evil energy signature he and Vegeta fly towards it and run into demon king Piccolo they see him spit out an egg he then begins to attack he's killed extremely quickly

The guardian of Earth more commonly referred to as Kami offers to train the saiyans they agree

When the saiyan arrive at the lookout they are put in the hyperbolic time chamber a room in which one year passes in just one day

It's been exactly three years since the last tournament and it's time for another one Goku and Vegeta sign up

The fights go on and eventually Goku finds himself in a match against a mysterious woman who claims to know him

"Seriously,do I know you?" Goku asks as he blocks an attack

"Playing stupid huh? Let me guess you forgot about your promise too?" The woman responds as she attacks again

"I have no goddamn idea who you are" Goku replies

"I'm Chi-Chi the girl you promised to marry" Chi-Chi shouts as she attempts to kick Goku out of the ring

"Oh so that's who you are,I'm sorry but I can't keep that promise" Goku responds as he dodges the attack

"Why not?" Chi-Chi asks

"Because I didn't know what marriage was back then and you're supposed to marry the person you love and sadly you aren't the one for me" Goku answers

"So who is it? Bulma? Krillin?" Chi-Chi asks

"No it's…it's complicated" Goku answers

Chi-Chi is angry and sad she starts blindly attacking Goku simply dodges and lets her fall out of the ring

"Just tell me why you can't marry me" Chi-Chi says as Goku helps her up

Goku responds "Because I…"

"Just accept the truth,he doesn't have any feelings for you" Vegeta interrupts

"Damnit Vegeta" Goku responds

"So is it him? Is he the one for you?" Chi-Chi asks

"Yes he is,I know he seems like a jackass but trust me he has a good heart" Goku answers

"Well the image of him bending you over is now stuck in my head" Chi-Chi responds

"Actually you got it backwards,Kakarot is the dominant one" Vegeta replies

"Shut the hell up" Goku responds

"Nope" Vegeta says as he smirks

"Alright if you wanna talk about our sex life then maybe include the fact that you turn into a moaning slut once a cock is inside you" Goku whispers into Vegeta's ear

"Alright you win this round,but when we fight in the ring I will be victorious" Vegeta responds

Vegeta fights the reincarnation of king Piccolo and wins Goku and Vegeta offer to train the Namekian he agrees hoping to find a way to defeat the saiyans

Goku and Vegeta step into the ring they immediately begin to fight both of them are going all out no one can see them they can only feel the shockwaves from the intense battle

Eventually the two saiyans can be seen in the middle of the ring Goku has pinned Vegeta to the ground both of their uniforms are torn

"Let's get out of here,I need that thing inside me" Vegeta says trying to catch his breath

"Fine by me" Goku responds

Vegeta forfeits the match Goku has won he collects his prize money and flies home with Vegeta

About six months pass Goku and Vegeta agree that they want children but they can't have one naturally and one day Chi-Chi shows up Vegeta asks if she'll carry a child for them she happily agrees and soon she is pregnant with Goku's child

Chi-Chi gives birth to a boy he is named Gohan and about two years later she has Vegeta's son he is named Tarble after Vegeta's brother who was killed ten years before Vegeta was born

It's been five years since the last tournament everyone is enjoying a reunion at Master Roshi's house Goku and Vegeta explain how they have children Roshi thinks it's strange that Chi-Chi would randomly show up like that but Chi-Chi explains that she was hoping Vegeta would ask her to carry Goku's children if she couldn't marry him she could at least have his kids and help him out

Eventually Goku's older brother Raditz crashes the party Raditz explains that Frieza needs more soldiers to fight for him in an upcoming war against his brother and father

The only reason Goku and Vegeta agree to help is because they know that if this war gets out of control a lot of innocent people will die and they can't let that happen

The three saiyans travel through space in a ship made by Bulma they meet two more saiyans Nappa and Turles

When Goku met Turles he was a little confused because they look almost perfectly identical the only differences are that Goku has more scars and Turles has a darker skin tone then there's the obvious uniform differences Goku wears an orange Gi Turles wears a saiyan battle suit

Over the next year and a half Goku and Vegeta slowly help Frieza turn into a good guy

Frieza regrets destroying planet Vegeta and the only reason he wants this war is to prevent King Cold and Cooler from destroying the universe

The war is coming to an end today is the final battle Frieza thanks the saiyans for their assistance and promises to disband the Frieza Force when the war is completely over

Everyone is on planet Namek there are causalities on both sides the fist to die is the Ginyu force then Turles and Nappa and then Cooler's armored squadron and eventually Goku Vegeta Raditz Frieza Cooler and King Cold are the only ones left this is the real final fight

Goku rips the top half of his Gi off and throws it to the side he Raditz and Vegeta then begins to fight Cooler while Frieza fights King Cold

Cooler is getting desperate he blindly fires Death Beams at the saiyans Vegeta pushes Goku and Raditz out of the way and takes all of the attacks he's barely clinging to life Goku holds Vegeta as he slowly bleeds out

"WAKE UP" Goku screams

"He's gone,we need to focus on the battle" Raditz says as he tries to help Goku up Goku pushes Raditz to the side and stands up

Goku's hair shifts to golden and rises up it then falls back to its natural position and color this process repeats as the ground shakes and lightning cracks the sky